Pomeranian Grundlespice

December 4th was my 21st birthday… So this whole weekend was ridiculous. Some of the highlights were attempting to do 21 beer bongs on Friday (I only made it to 18 though… I’m pretty bummed about that, I’ll have video of it later, I made it to 17 and then passed out for like 3 hours), Bree’s salute, “Body of Christ”-ing it up (actually that wasn’t that cool), getting kicked out of the bar (still not quite sure how that one happened), the police stopping by the house (to wish me a happy birthday, of course), and buying a keg (scary picture, as usual – I dunno why I always feel the need to make ridiculous faces for pictures, it just kinda happens). All in all it was an awesome weekend, though my hangover yesterday was almost as bad as the hangover I had on my birthday last year back in the dorms. Thanks for everything to everyone who came to visit, bought me drinks at the bar, or even remembered to say Happy Birthday. No more underages for this guy!

Honestly, I’ve never had too many problems with calling people I wouldn’t normally call when I was wasted. There have been a few incidents, but not enough for me to think of a service like this. I guess some girls get real drunk or whatever, and begin to crave some ex-boyfriend schlong.

I love hoodies, I have 5 or 6 that I pretty much wear in rotation all the time. But honestly, I don’t have a hoodie for my iPod. I’ve actually spilled coffee on it though and dropped it a bunch of times and it still works fine. It’s funny how I told so many people about the freeipods thing and showed them other websites with proof, and no one was interested – But now that I got mine, niggaz gotta be hatin and shit!

I dunno how many of you have ordered these absinthe kits – I’ve tried two different ones, the essence was much better than the original, in both taste and its effects. But the way I see it, why order kits when you can order the real thing? Sure, it’s more expensive that way, but from what I hear it’s really an experience. I ordered a bottle and have yet to recieve it, but you can be sure that I’ll let you all know how it was.

Alright, anyway… It’s finals week so I’m busy as hell and don’t have a whole lot of time to put into making posts for the site – Not that I ever really do. But the Power Hour DVD is coming along nicely. The punk/metal/etc part is finished, and we used it a few times this weekend, it was awesome. If any of you are only interested in that power hour, and don’t care about the other two, I have no problems sending out copies of that now, but you might wanna wait a few weeks until I’m done with all three of them. My plans are to sell these for ten bucks each, and I’ll accept Paypal, checks, money orders, whatever – Or you can get a copy for free by signing up for freeflatscreens.com using my referral. But I’ll post more details about all this later on when I’m done with the DVD.

14 comments

  1. Adam Dec 6, 2004

    Thanks for posting my link to the freeipod. All I need is 4 friggin’ more. Post my link too. OddForums.Com … give me money too … and hoes. And your first born child.

  2. G Dec 6, 2004

    Hey John, happy birthday ya little bitch. Glad to see you had a good one.

  3. Ritchuaw boi Dec 6, 2004

    Hey john, its me ryan, im talkin to you online now… its cool.. i like dogs… do you like fruit… if greg allen braggard and Dj phinneas chesterwater had two kittens what would they name and how many toes would they have combined… side question who was the original drummer from white snake and what did his grandmother call him when he was little. GO

  4. the pied pieper Dec 6, 2004

    sorry i missed your bday, jizlet. :( HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN 21ST I LUV U!!!1111

  5. roadie Dec 6, 2004

    I should get some sort of gift for telling you happy birthday on time John! Hell, I don’t even know you but I still remembered! HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES?!

    Anywho, I’d love to buy a copy of the metal power-hour DVD (just name a few of the artists/songs for me). And if I could get it before Christmas, that’d be awesome, since I plan to use it on my trip back home in Orlando! Werd. My wang is sore. Much love for Mr. Vantine<33

  6. Tina Dec 6, 2004

    John this weekend was awesome but your still a pussy for not finishing those beer bongs. Atleast you did the "Chalice" even though you didn’t do it at midnight, you still did it. That looked horrible.

  7. guns mahoney Dec 7, 2004

    yo john, what program do you use to make your dvds?

  8. Indo Dec 7, 2004

    John are you planning on making a rap power hour? if so name some of the artists you are using I would suggest using some dr. dre, and snoop, how about a little sippin on gin n juice? or three six mafia’s sippin on some syrup, just a thought.

  9. illwill Dec 7, 2004

    omg the grinch stole your keg

  10. Ed (Frugi) Dec 7, 2004

    From now on, I will refer to myself as Frugi so you don’t get me confused with your real-life pal Ed. Have a fantastic day.

  11. David Dec 8, 2004

    if u get bored and wanna complete an offer… http://www.freephotoiPods.com/?r=11861783 ;)

  12. Adam Dec 8, 2004

    All I need is 4 more…

    http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9001946

  13. Joe Dec 9, 2004

    What was the link to that girl who was taking her clothes off to sell books?

  14. cnicphoto Dec 9, 2004

    Ex-Pantera guitarist Dimebag Darrell of Damage Plan was gunned down and killed during his band’s first song during a show tonight, in case you live under a rock and haven’t already heard…

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