Doesn’t He Usually Post On Christmas? December 25, 2004
Added: I think I’m the only person that thinks that this song is funny. I’ve probably listened to it 15 times today. Oh yeah, the first 15 people to post their e-mails in the comments thinger get gmail accounts. I curbed santa… It was an accident =( Yeah here’s 3 CKY Christmas songs, even thoug Christmas was yesterday… (Santa’s Coming, Shitty Christmas, 12 Days of Christmas)Play those four songs on repeat all day, your family will love you for it – Mine sure does.
I don’t really know how I ended up at this site, but it tells you how to make your own wine using very simple ingredients (grape juice concentrate, water, yeast, sugar, a jug, and a balloon). I never realized how simple the process was before, and I definitely plan on trying this once I get back to school. I kinda wish I would have stumbled upon this page five years ago (or before I turned 21) though, but I guess we were too busy garage hopping.
P-p-p-powerbook! That’s awesome, I want to totally f someone over like that too, although the guy on the recieving end in that story actually deserved it.
I’ve seen alot of different things that you can do with your iPod… The latest being turning it into a universal remote. Kinda cool if you’re into that sort of thing… I use mine for, uh… Listening to music. I’ve dropped it a couple times onto hars surfaces, because I’m a moron, and it still works fine… So apparently these aren’t necessary… Either that, or I’m just really lucky – Which is definitely not the case, I have the absolute worst luck in the world… Anyone who knows me knows that. I was born on December 4th, 1983, and on December 25th that same year, Santa decided he didn’t like me; so he did what any rational imaginary holiday icon would do, and took a big steaming dump on me. I don’t remember it though, my parents told me about it.
A collection of musicians have created a Christmas album that I think is pretty damn cool. From 8bitpeoples.com: “these 8 amazing tunes were composed by 8 dedicated chiptune maniacs on 8 different videogame consoles and homecomputers! Featuring the sounds of Yerzmyey on the Spectrum, Nullsleep on the NES, Vim on the VIC20, Paul Slocum on the Atari 2600, Bit Shifter on the GameBoy, Goto80 on the C64, Dma-Sc on the Atari ST, and Hally on the X68000″. And yes, all of the songs are available in MP3 format on the website.
How much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands? This video asks people that very question and is pretty funny. “50 cents… No, I’m serious. 50 cents.” They must be at an art school or something though, all those guys seemed pretty fruity. Some of the other videos on the site are pretty funny too. Check this one out. Oh yeah, they did some parodies of the apple.com/switch commercials… Some of them are actually pretty funny.
This guy’s portfolio is absolutely awesome, I wish I could design a site like that. Oh, and speaking of stuff that rocks, this thing just blows my mind, and the guy who made it goes to the same school as me. Cool?
From Blabbermouth.net: Yngwie Malmsteen threatened to kill a fellow passenger on a flight to Tokyo, Japan after the woman poured a glassful of water on the guitarist.
The passenger, who had no prior contact with Yngwie, allegedly overheard Malmsteen making derogatory comments about homosexuals and decided to show her disapproval by emptying the contents of her glass on the hefty axeman.
A member of Yngwie’s touring entourage, who was traveling with Malmsteen at the time, had a tape recorder running and managed to catch Yngwie’s reaction on tape immediately after the guitarist was “assaulted” by the offended passenger.
To download an MP3 file containing Yngwie’s response to the “water attack”, including his now-legendary phrase “You’ve unleashed the fucking fury,” click here (file size: 1.7 MB).
While on the topic of metal… Am I the only one who thinks Jamey Jasta (Hatebreed) is a total grundle? I can’t stand the guy, and the fact that he’s gonna be on the upcoming Napalm Death CD is quite a shame.
It’s possible that I’ve plugged metal-archives.com before, I’m really not sure and am too lazy to check. But if you’re a fan of real metal, you’ll appreciate the site as much as I do, it has a wealth of information on tons of bands that you probably wouldn’t be able to find anywhere else. Some other sites to check out: Invisible Warning, evils0ft.net, and blindecibel.
Oh yeah, I guess I’ll end this post up with some free stuff: Staples has a free digital camera accessory kit and a digital imaging coupon book, add both items to your cart, then enter coupon code 90554, and your total should come to $0.00. Here is a free subscription to Stuff. Want some more free stuff? How about some free land in Kansas? No, really. Free (legal) downloads of Rockstar’s GTA1, GTA2, and Wild Metal here. Oh, and thank god, free adult diapers. I’ll post more pointless free stuff in the future.
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BadxRadxAndy Dec 25, 2004
Rock on John, thanks for the free stuff links and Merry Christmas!
Frugi Dec 25, 2004
Your half-assed Christmas hoes gallery doesn’t work. The pictures don’t show up. DAMMIT!
Lauren Dec 25, 2004
Merry Christmas, John!
deadk4 Dec 26, 2004
G-Mail x-mas present, i’m behind the times. i’ll hit you up on aim. thanks.
Brent Dec 26, 2004
Whats up man, happy holidays….hook it up with some gmail
Gray Dec 26, 2004
john, glad to see you are keeping the site going. that powerbook thing is hilarious. how about a gmail account for xmas? thanks dude, later.
Dracos Dec 26, 2004
Keep up the good work dude!! Merry Xmas……
Jason Dec 26, 2004
An advance thanks for the g mail.
nate Dec 27, 2004
Been wanting a Gmail account for a while. Happy Holidays.
John Dec 27, 2004
happy holidays, merry christmas, yada yada yada. Keep it real, man. Free g-mail account? That’d be tight if you can hook it up. Thanks dude.
DanG Dec 27, 2004
rage321@optonline.net
Merry Christmas!
matt Dec 27, 2004
gmail – makin me cream. merry christmas. way to keep me laughing for the years you have! i couldn’t have made it through highschool without you. here’s a beer… for college!
K@kdaddy Dec 27, 2004
sup peeps likin’ this weblog man…keep it up and wtg on makin’ it to ur 21st without gettin’ the boot from school
Alex Snelgrove Dec 27, 2004
Hey friendly
Love the site, wouldnt mind a gmail hookup either
Cyberbob18@hotmail.com
Appreciate it very much, keep up the good work fella
Cosmo Dec 27, 2004
heyo Gmail
HOly Christmas
zachscheats@hotmail.com
Shawn Dec 27, 2004
G-Mail – hell yeah !
Check out the shirts -
http://www.cafepress.com/unleashthefury
Kasper Dec 28, 2004
hey man . wicked site! and I’m not just writing that to get a gMail account (even though it would be nice!)
kasper@porshansen.com
Thanks for the links and the cool music!
Laters
Ravi Dec 28, 2004
merry xmas john… hope it went legit.
big plans for new years? i’m headed to southshore lake tahoe…where the strip turns into one big rager. I didnt count how many people gave you their adresses… but if you got an extra one still that’d be dope
later man
John Dec 28, 2004
3 invites left. if you leave a message make sure you mention you want gmail, otherwise i dont know if you’re not interested and are just posting a comment for the hell of it (which is nice and i’d still encourage that). i’m heading to harrisburg area for new years, leaving tonight actually, finishing up this power hour dvd and hopefully it will be finished before my ride gets here, it’s encoding the rap part right now and then i’m fuckin done! will be making a nicer menu before i put it up for sale on the site though, so keep an eye out for that – regardless of whether you’re crazy about the music on this thing it’s still fucking cool, IMO – though i might be just a tad bit biased since i’ve spent the last two months or so working on it whenever i had spare time.
Dracos Dec 28, 2004
Oh.. didn’t know I was supposed to say I wanted the gmail acct…
Ok… I want the gmail acct……
Thanks!!
and Keep up the good work!
Adam Dec 28, 2004
You still have 2 gmail accounts left? Thanks?
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Adam Dec 28, 2004
I forgot to mention I’d like a gmail if you still have any left ( fight45@msn.com ). Thanks in advance. Been a big fan of your site ever since SOAD song leakage.
Justin Dec 29, 2004
Hey i was just wondering if all of ur gmails have been working lately…i got mine (thanks to john before, thanks man) but the last 2 weeks it hasn’t worked
kevin Dec 30, 2004
thanks dude thats awesome
Germana Dec 30, 2004
Cool site! I don’t think I’ll be turning my iPod into a universal remote any time soon though.
Lauren Dec 30, 2004
If you’ve still got gmail thingers, I’d enjoy one. Afterall, I’m pretty kick ass
As I read, you’ve had 6… make mine #7! llecrup03@hotmail.com
KeplerNiko Dec 30, 2004
Excellent post. I think I’m going to try out that homemade wine thing (I’ve still got a little over a year before the 21st). If successful, my friends might appreciate it. I’ll let you know how it goes.
Rix Jan 1, 2005
hey man, love the site; however, i cant fuckin get the link you had up like 2 monthes ago to some password site. what is that damn link? it had mad passwords and a whole lotta x’s in the url. peace on earth man and take care
coby Jan 1, 2005
Whats up baller. Haven’t talked to your ass in a few years.
kyle Jan 2, 2005
donate a thong for tsunami victims!!!
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OKJEFF4 Jan 3, 2005
Dude… Merry Christmas. This might make you think twice about Kate of Kate’s Playground…
http://www.hoofgirl.com/
John Jan 4, 2005
Haha yeah I saw that hoof shit before, there are more pics you can see it in too, thats just odd. She’s still hot though.
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