Ol Reds Itchin To Have A Little Fun

Edit: The videos should be working now. Oh yeah, and the power hour DVD really is almost done now.

You know what’s funny? I know this girl. If I ever get rich, I’m gonna buy a pitbull and totally pimp it out, X 2 da Z style. I’m gonna put spinners on that bitch and a fishtank inside of it, and I would get a sweet security system on that bitch, so if anyone else ever tried to walk my dog it would make a loud-ass alarm and the dog would shit in the fake-ass walkers mouth.

I hate tabloids, but I found this article to be pretty humorous and somewhat interesting. It claims that “moviemaker Larry Wachowski (The Matrix series) is reportedly planning a sex change operation”, and it includes pictures.

It’s not too often that I play video games, and I was never much of a fan of “RPGs” at all, but the other day I remembered how awesome Chrono Trigger for SNES was , and I decided to find the ROM and maybe play it a bit while I’m still home on winter break. I don’t know if ROMs are a pain in the ass to find or not, but their definitely doesn’t seem to be nearly as many non-BS websites as there used to be. Anyway, I found this site and it has a bunch of SNES ROMs that you can easily download without a shitload of popups and stuff. Now I kinda want to get a video game controller for my computer but I don’t know anything about that shit, I’d probably buy the wrong one and end up ruining my computer or something because I’m a complete moron.

I finally got ahold of one of those i.Link firewire (4 to 6 pin IEEE or whatever) cords, so now I don’t have to use my shitty old Dazzle DVC80 USB thingy to capture video from my camcorder. It’s amazing how much easier this makes it. Anyway, I was playing around with it and I threw a bunch of videos together. You get to see the ones that aren’t more or less “evidence”. So here you go, I’ll add them to the videos section later…

TV, Nick vs. Keith, Chops vs. Bike Ramp, and Tobaccong.

Yes, that is tobacco in that last video, and it’s absolutely horrible, I wouldn’t recommend trying it. That’s not to say that we thought it was a good idea when we tried it, I just think it’s funny. Anyway, those are all from one tape, and I have like 7 more, so there will be tons more when I get a chance… If these aren’t at all entertaining since you don’t know the people in them or whatever let me know and I won’t bother putting more time into doing this. I was planning on making a longer post but I spent like 4 hours capturing/editing/compressing those videos so it’s gonna have to wait.

Free Stuff: Subscription to Electronic Gaming Monthly, Men’s Journal, TV Guide, Ski Magazine, Maxim, and Digital Juice, engraved whiskey glass (you have to pay shipping though). Oh yeah, and you can listen to the Wesley Willis tribute album, “Loved Like a Milkshake – A Tribute to Wesley Willis” right here.

Plugs: Chumbucket.netAnd uh… Metroid Metal is awesome. I hope everyone had a great Christmas and New Years (or just Winter Break in general), I know I did. Thanks for everything, I’m here once a week.

23 comments

  1. Dan G. Jan 4, 2005

    I’d buy something like this http://store.yahoo.com/raidentech168/2podupltopcu.html and a Playstation controller. I have this set up and it works perfectly.

  2. johannes Jan 4, 2005

    just signed up to the to Electronic Gaming Monthly, from sweden, just hope i dont get a bill :S, in that case i’ll send it to you :) ’cause it did say "thank you for your purchase". yikes.

  3. chef Jan 4, 2005

    ROFL THAT IS THE MOST GHETTO "BIKE RAMP" IVE EVER SEEN. EVEN EVIL KNIEVEL WOULDNT HAVE TRIED TO JUMP OVER THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

  4. Simon Jan 5, 2005

    Hey I have four extra gmail invites, so email me if you want one.

  5. kim Jan 5, 2005

    john-loved the videos. happy holidays. simon, if you want to give one of those away… el_wraith_43@hotmail.com

  6. gleam Jan 5, 2005

    you know, they don’t make tv’s like the used to anymore. so how long do ya think it took for you guys to bust that one up?

  7. Mr.Heineken Jan 6, 2005

    Those videos were excellent. Me and a few friends been thinking about making our own version of jackass. Just we need a crap load more people and I’m waiting until I get the XL2 by cannon. The thing is like 5000 bucks but every amateur filmakers dream. Actually I think you guys live pretty close, we’re right in Quakertown/Richlandtown. If I get the time I’ll show you some videos.

  8. biz Jan 6, 2005

    that’s real nice about the hooker girl too

  9. Indo Jan 6, 2005

    Jon, those videos were the most entertaining thing i have seen all day you guys are true jackasses, oh yea and nice swing on the television ahahahaha. maybe get some steroids and you can bust glass.

  10. brian Jan 6, 2005

    Power Hour DVD finished is it?

  11. JohnnyJihad Jan 6, 2005

    once a week? come on john, we all know thats not true…

  12. prence Jan 7, 2005

    Dude, let me know if you find an elite controller. I’ve got a shitload of NES/SNES ROMS i want to play but using a keyboard is a pain in the ass :\

    Also, draz has a bunch of N64 roms if you ever get bored. Mario Kart 64 <3

  13. Zack Wagner Jan 7, 2005

    Hey John,

    I used to hang out and smoke weed and stuff with Jen and some other people at Cedar Cliff. I was at the Camp Hill diner sometime before Christmas and this guy told me that Jen was now a hooker for heroin! Last time I saw her, she was snorting coke. Crazy stuff.

  14. Ben Jan 7, 2005

    vids are great john. keep ‘em comin…

    ben

  15. Indo Jan 10, 2005

    Hey Zack dont be hatin’ on the heroin hookers, im an addict myself. I dont prostitute myself, but this drug is the best thing you could ever imagine. They say the feelings of an orgasm are about an 8 out of 10 well herion registers an 11 on a scale of 1 to 10 try it one time and you will be hooked just like me trust me its the hardest shit to kick. So dont be hatin’

  16. prence Jan 10, 2005

    I did H every day from Christmas until New Years Eve, and haven’t touched it since. Mainly cause I’m broke tho :\

  17. anonyminious Jan 11, 2005

    get out of my crawlspace you damn punk kid!!!!11

  18. TUVOC!!! Jan 11, 2005

    once a week my asshole!

  19. John Jan 11, 2005

    I don’t doubt it’s amazing… Which is why I want nothing to do with it, because I wouldn’t be able to just do it once. Would you guys agree it’s best to just avoid it altogether? Physically it’s not bad for you really, doesn’t leave anything in your body as far as I know but it’s the addiction and the withdrawal that makes it so dangerous, or at least that’s what I’ve been told.

  20. Dracos Jan 11, 2005

    Hey John…
    You like Scooby Doo…
    Check out my latest Computer Mod..
    http://www.dragonsteel.us
    I am making the Mystery Machine out of a pc case..

  21. Dracos Jan 11, 2005

    Hey, about the ‘H’ deal…
    That’s some f’d up shit… I’ve watched friends waste away to nothing, go from having everything to selling everything for the next fix….’AND he said it wouldn’t happen to him’ ‘He said he could just walk away’ ‘He also said he had it under control’ NO. there is no control for that, I watched him go from a nice job/family… to living on the street… But go ahead Enjoy yourselves!!

  22. o.o Jan 12, 2005

    http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=7873089

    ..come on i need four more.

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