John’s Crawlspace

Wow… So I guess it’s time for another update, eh? Time is really flying by this summer, it seems like I just put an update on here like a week ago. I’ll be leaving for Spain soon, I leave on June 14th, and I’ll be gone for about two weeks. Anything I should check out while I’m there? I should probably know more about where I’m going so I can take advantage of this opportunity, but I’m a moron, so of course I haven’t been reading up on it or anything. I’ll be in Madrid, Córdoba, Sevilla, Vejer de la Frontera, Ronda, Granada, Barcelona, and possibly London. I don’t know anything about the majority of those places, I just copied that from the itinerary. Anyway, I’ve never left the country before, so I’m pretty psyched. Hopefully I’ll have alot of pictures and/or video when I come back (if my camera doesn’t get stolen), but if anyone who has been to Spain has any recommendations or advice, I’d be more then glad to hear it.

Oh, I got my free PSP in the mail the other day. I didn’t feel like doing another set of ridiculous pictures for it like I did with the iPod, but here is some proof. If you haven’t signed up yet and you still want to, use one of these links and help out some fellow “Crawlspace fans”… Wow, that sounded lame. Anyway, Dreg or Justin. I have played Twisted Metal, Metal Gear Ac!d, and Tony Hawk Underground 2 Remix or whatever the hell it’s called. The Tony Hawk game is pretty cool, Twisted Metal was alright, and I didn’t have the patience for the Metal Gear game. I’m just waiting for the hax0rs to figure out how to get past the encryption or whatever it is so we can play ROMs and homebrew games on the PSP, that will be awesome. For updates on that, keep an eye on PSPHacker and PSPNFO. Also, ISO files of actual PSP games are beginning to appear online (some torrents here) so it’s only a matter of time before the “PSP piracy scene” is in full swing.

I saw the Gray Kangaroo in the newest issue of Stuff, and I want one so bad. I should seriously be the spokesman for this thing, I have drank so much terrible cheap liquor in my day, this thing could have saved me from some terrible hangovers… Czech it out.

Hey kid, thats what you get for doing gay porn and lickin butts. Now DANCE!

I like The Bloodhound Gang alot, so seeing this commercial for their upcoming CD was kinda cool. If the only songs you’ve heard by them are the ones they play on the radio, you should check out some of their other stuff, they’re pretty funny.

Wow, I seriously can’t believe that RobotFrank.com is still around. I dunno what made me think of it the other day, but I just thought I’d check to see if it still existed, and to my surprise, it does. I can honestly say I remember visiting that site a good five years ago and laughing hysterically at it.

I played this game for about 10 minutes and got 5750, didn’t have a whole lot of time to mess with it, but its alot of fun.

Haha, there’s a ringtone named Crazy Frog, and it’s at the top of the British singles charts, beating the new Coldplay single by nearly four to one. Many people are surprised by this, and wonder how a jingle meant to get you to pick up your phone could be more popular than a song meant to be listened to while making out with dudes. Anyway, you can read the article here. I actually don’t mind Coldplay at all, I just felt compelled to make fun of them for whatever reason. And I’m not gonna lie, the song “Yellow” kinda makes me wanna make out with a bunch of dudes.

So there’s a band called Harry and the Potters. But I’m too lazy to go to their myspace page to listen to the music, so I have no idea what they sound like. How awesome is this post so far? Do you love it?

I hate to be a dick, but… I’m gonna do it anyway. If you guys wanna hear an absolutely terrible band, listen to this. If I was in a band and people who ran websites like this thought the music was so bad that they felt the need to link to it just so other people could laugh at the songs that I was performing… I’d probably stop making music, or dissapear for awhile, only to re-emerge as the next Engelbert Humperdinck. I just think that’s a funny name. Come with me, lesbian seagull…

For those of you that are musically inclined, you might be interested in checking out this site, it has sheet music for a bunch of old video games.

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