Finally Found Out Who Shit In My Pants… August 28, 2003
Holy shit, Wesley Willis died? Check it out. Now that is some tragic stuff right there. If you’re not familiar with Mr. Willis, you betta axe somebody. He is the mastermind behind such classics as “Suck a Pitbull’s Dick”, “Suck a Donkey’s Bootyhole”, “Eat That Mule Shit”, and “Kris Kringle Was a Car Thief”. 100% pure genius, if you ask me. So let’s take a few seconds of silence for a fallen hero… Okay, enough of that.
Oh my god, they’re making a Garfield movie, with Bill Murray as the voice of Garfield… How lame will that be?
One of the great things about the internet is the variety of information available. Case in point: I was wondering what I could do to intensify my “thugnugget” lifestyle, and I came across this handy guide. Interesting, to say the least. Speaking of interesting, check out the top 10 biggest box office failures. On a commpletely unrelated note, what the hell is this?
Radio-locator.com is pretty cool, it’s a radio station search engine with “links to over 10,000 radio station web pages and over 2500 audio streams from radio stations in the U.S. and around the world.” So if that’s your type of thing, check it out.
Now go make me a sammich before I slap the shit outta you, biatch.
If you’re bored, and live in New Jersey, check this out, it’s a guide to all the weird and interesting shit all over the state… I wish they had something like that for PA. If you’re not from NJ, but you’re bored, totallystupid.com is your guide to everything stupid and nonsensical on the web.
Wow, I wish I had a mom like this! Wait a minute… No, I don’t, that would suck! It would be pretty funny if it was your friend’s mom, though.
If you’re looking for the full version of a program, this site might have it, there’s tons of stuff on there.
Alright, well that’s it for now… Check out a new affiliate of mine, east-coast-madness.com. Tonight’s gonna be a blackout night, I can feel it in my bones!
Todd1 Aug 28, 2003
John. I just got the new STUFF Magazine with Brook Burke Any clue where I can find the full size photos ?
John Aug 28, 2003
No idea, but they shouldn’t be hard to find, there are TONS of celeb pic sites out there.
roadie Aug 28, 2003
John is still alive… I love you John!! <3
::Masturbates::
Charlie Aug 28, 2003
Nikki Nova is fiiine.
dan Aug 29, 2003
bill murray was the voice of garfield in the animated saturday morning tv series. i personally watched the show on the regular. i do not find this lame the slightest bit. i might even go see the movie. so HA!
John Aug 29, 2003
No, Lorenzo Music did Garfield’s voice. If you didn’t know that, you probably <3 cock. It makes sense, doesn’t it?
dan Aug 29, 2003
goes to show that even after one quits using illegal drugs, once in awhile it still shows. or something. fuck you i’m out.
Colin Aug 30, 2003
i was just about to correct the dan until you got him john. damn.
it truly does suck ass that wesly willis died. and i never got to see him in concert
Patrick Aug 30, 2003
I should get some of Willis’ stuff. I’ve never heard him.
Who shit in your pants, John?
Alex Aug 31, 2003
rock n roll mcdonalds!
RIP wesley
Agentspits Aug 31, 2003
yo man i dont know if u remember me Agentspits, but i sent u a freestyle A LONG ASS TIME AGO, well i made a new album with my friend u can find it on my site i linked as my homepage, its called Short Stories and if u can, drop me a link on ur next post. but what im really here to link u to is a page i uploaded like 15 or so rare eminem tracks, im positive u’ve heard most of them but there is some on there im sure u havent heard and u could link them on ur next post or whatever, i have lots more rare eminem shit but i didnt get a chance to upload it while i was on dsl so i put some of the better ones, anyway the page is right here http://www.soundclick.som/slimagent and well yea enjoy and post both of those if u want, peace man and keep up the good work on the site, u give me all the news and links to dope sites good shit, peace
AIM: slimagent
sites: http://www.soundclick.com/shortstories
^^ album site for Short Stories 25 tracks for free download
http://www.soundclick.com/agentspits
^solo ish and battles
peace
jo Jo the monkey hoe Aug 31, 2003
RIP dude,
Rock N roll mcdonalds,
I whooped batmans ass,
great songs that made me laugh
holly Sep 1, 2003
<333john :D
Monkey Man Sep 1, 2003
Hey John when you gonna update your prizlet site?
biz Sep 3, 2003
John, Please post the new Guns N Roses song
Grant Hill Sep 4, 2003
Grant Hill drinks sprite, he visits prizlet too but john never updates it.
Jon Sep 5, 2003
Hey guys sorry for the lack of updates but ive been busy trying to get rid of my genital crabs, these damn things are so irritating, well im off to get some more kalamine lotion for my bush, maybe ill update a little later.
Stinky Wizzleteats Sep 6, 2003
I think John’s dead.
Bob Saget Sep 6, 2003
Hey John, quit fingering your pussy and post an update already!
Ditka Sep 7, 2003
Yeah and update prizlet too
mike Sep 7, 2003
ha, ouch. awesome site by the way.
tron Sep 7, 2003
What, did the goddam world end?
Why don’t you update your shit??
Sally Struthers Sep 7, 2003
I ate John!!! He was yummy!!!! He didn’t update prizlet!!! So I didn’t have the hot girls to stop me from eating!!!