It’s About Fuckin’ Time, Eh? December 2, 2003
Yo yo yo, JiggaJizlet is back in the house, and if you ain’t know, you betta AXE SUMBUNNY. Seriously. I have been so stressed lately, and (insert the usual college kid excuses here) – You know what? I’m not gonna bore you with all that. My hosting company, prohosters.com (which, by the way, is the worst fucking webhost EVAR~~~!!111) decided to cancel my account a month before it was supposed to expire… So that was fucking awesome. Anyway, I’m with a new webhost now, clear-data.com, and I have a feeling this was a good decision on my part. They say you only get what you pay for, and that’s definitely true with my old hosts, since I’ve definitely gotten the shit end of the stick on numerous occassions, as though of you who follow the site and have been doing so for years now know is very true. Almost getting kicked out of high school because of a faggot-ass webhost who has nothing better to do than try to scare (at the time) immature teenagers? And that’s just one example. Anyway… The site is back for good now (as far as I’m concerned anyway) and as long as I don’t have any technical problems you should be ale to enjoy The Crawlspace regularly again. So yeah, tell your friends, plug me on your sites (if you have one and don’t mind doin it) and help get the word out, because visitors=motivation=better site. I will be bringing the “cam hotties” back soon, and the site is definitely going to improve in that aspect. This week and next week are going to be hectic with finals and all, but after that I have Christmas break, which should be a good opportunity for me to put in alot of work on the site.
Something I enjoy doing with this site is introducing you to music that I find (or am introduced to by someone else) and enjoy. You may already know and either like or dislike these bands, and thats fine, but I love sharing the music that I listen to with others. So the new “featured artist” is Arch Enemy. If you’re a fan of Swedish metal acts like In Flames or Dark Tranquility, then this is right up your alley. Lead “singer” Angela Gossow‘s vocal stylings are best described as ferocious and aggressive, and the music is so melodic and… I’m not good with words when I’m describing stuff like this, but if you like the aforementioned bands, then check these guys out. In the past few months I’ve found out about so many great bands of all types of genres, and continue to do so, so expect the “Featured Audio” to change semi-frequently.
We watched The Wizard of Oz synched up with Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” the other day. I saw it one other time, but I noticed alot more similiarities, and it’s definitely interesting, especially if you read over this page beforehand, since it lets you know what to look for and all. If I wasn’t low on cash, I’d definitely order one of these DVDs, which is an awesome collectors item if you ask me. However, I wasn’t aware that “Alice in Wonderland” and Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” could also be played in a similiar manner. I’m not too interested in checking that out though, since I probably would have heard of it from someone before now if it was worth seeing.
To those of you e-mailing me claiming that you never recieved your free magazine subscriptions, I don’t know what to tell you. It takes 6-8 weeks usually until you will actually start recieving them, but I already started getting Blender, FHM, and GamePro. And I just found a free subscription to Spin magazine, which is pretty cool if you ask me. Just sign up for a free account over at GameSpy.com, and then go here to claim your free subscription. Don’t like giving out your real e-mail address to these companies? Sneakemail.com is one of the most useful things I’ve come across in a long time… I’m not gonna take the time to explain it but if you’re tired of spam, definitely check it out. Or, if you’re into the anal sex, why not get yourself some free KY Jelly? Next to JV Jelly, it’s the best stuff you can get. Free copy of “How The Grinch Stole Christmas”? Sure, why not? And… OMG!!!1111 Free subscription to Seventeen magazine here. Oh yeah, if you still didn’t get Maxim and Stuff free, click here (check the option on the very bottom of the page to recieve Stuff as well). This site has tons of other free subscriptions on it, so knock yourself out.
Don’t click here, but be sure to copy the link and send it to all your friends… That is, if you love pissing people off as much as I do.
Dude… UCB: Season One DVD… It’s seriously a miracle of some sort that this show finally made it to DVD, because it is without a doubt one of my favorite shows ever. If you’re a fan of the show as well, then do yourself and everyone else a favor and buy the DVD, it’s only $17.99 right now (on sale). Why would it be a favor for everyone else if you bought it? Well, the decision of whether or not they’ll release seasons two and three on DVD rests on how well the first season sells, so… You get the point. Oh yeah, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s first season is out on DVD now too, which is fucking awesome, but that show is catching on pretty strong, so I doubt they need any help moving copys of it.
Anyway, I have some shit to do now, and my Birthday is Thursday… I have a final art project due Thursday at 10 PM, so I’m gonna be cramming from now until then (literally) to get this done, it’s gonna take so much damn time… But hopefully I’ll get around to posting before then.
ben Dec 2, 2003
awesome to have you back john
. Dec 2, 2003
kick ass
Chef Dec 2, 2003
I can’t seem to find the place on gamespy where I am supposed to sign up for a free account… any help?
Bob Saget Dec 2, 2003
Chief don’t you have some salty balls to suck on
Spammy Dec 2, 2003
Nice to see your back….and your front too.
That raspy link even cut through my pop-up deflector…..cool.
dan Dec 2, 2003
I get MY free subscriptions to FHM and Maxim, so fuck y’all!
John Dec 2, 2003
I get Electronic Gaming Monthly and I don’t even remember signing up for it.
Drew Dec 2, 2003
man, i get my free subscriptions to FHM and Maxim CONSTANTLY. i seriously get like 2 issues a month. it’s great.
SirNEEDSaCOCK Dec 2, 2003
….. nice to meetca
prence Dec 2, 2003
I get my free STUFF magazine subscriptions and have spent the past 5 months jacking off happily to scantily clad photos of celebrities and their children.
John Dec 2, 2003
I tend to concentrate more on the children, and sometimes inanimate objects.
Wood Dec 2, 2003
Yea… Prohosters suck nuts, they fucked me over a bunch of times back in the day, glad your websites back up, i enjoy it a lot.
Dustin Dec 3, 2003
Woohoo!
biz Dec 3, 2003
john, do you think you can hook us up with the new eminem EP ?
curtis Dec 3, 2003
biz, if you use bittorrent, you can get it at http://www.suprnova.org , just go to the music page and its on there
John Dec 3, 2003
It’s not that great anyway, Eminem doesn’t try and shock people anymore or rap about killing his wife and eating shrooms anymore, which was why I liked him to begin with.
dan Dec 3, 2003
new Eminem EP sucks balls. do yourself a favor and don’t get it.
Ray Dec 3, 2003
Nice to see you back. Hurry and get those cam hotties back, those kicked ass.
kenman Dec 3, 2003
ok, i’ll definitely have to check out arch enemy then (the links aren’t working, btw, as of 7pm CST)… other bands of interest i’ve been listening to recently:
lamb of god — "as the palaces burn" -> absolutely BRUTAL. this cd has gotten the most spins in my player over the past three months. great guitar work, great song structure, great singer… "In such a world as this does one dare to think for himself?"
the haunted — "the haunted made me do it" -> hot damn. another kick-ass european band here. two (or three?) members of the fantastic 90′s band "at the gates" helped start this ultra-tight playing, thrash-your-ass-off band. track 6 – revelations – is 1:36 of head-bangin’ goodness.
shadows fall — well fuckin’ duh
Jimbo Dec 4, 2003
I got my maxim
John Wilkes Booth Dec 4, 2003
Hey man, welcome back to the www. I started getting my MAXIM subscription about a month ago. Thanks again for the sweet hook up. I’ve been listening to the Arch Enemy CD for a while now. Great band! I also have to agree with Kenman, Lamb of God is one freakin awesome band. I can’t stress it enough how any fan of metal needs to go out and pick up their album "As the Palaces Burn". I just saw them in concert with Killswitch Engage (yet another great band) last week. Check ‘em bowth out niggaz!
mr. gridle Dec 8, 2003
hey, regarding new music, heres some shit to check out: As I Lay Dying, Bleeding Through, Between the Buried and Me, Dark Tranquility, Soilwork, The Black Dahlia Murder, Insurrection, Ruins of Fallen Sky….
snappy Dec 11, 2003
you guys should check out:
http://www.stratadirect.com
they are good.
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