All I Need Is One Mic December 30, 2003
To be honest, I don’t understand why you people continue to visit this site, while superior sites like this one are in existance.
Grouphug.us is an interesting site, to say the least. People use it to confess things and get them off of their chest… These confessions range from humorous (haha!) and cruel, to stupid, to disturbing and just downright insane. But interesting (especially the revenge ones), nonetheless.
“Die screaming with sharp things in your head“, oddly enough, is an online collection of impaled garden gnomes… Yeah, you read that right. There’s really not much else to be said about that, either. And if you thought that was strange, this site is “for men who enjoy being shaved and enjoy watching other men being shaved” – Seriously, what the hell? There is nothing sexy about shaving! You wanna see sexy? This is sexy!
This thing is pretty damn cool… You type in a zip code and it shows you where it is on a map of the US. Probably pretty useful if you’re one of those crazed stalker types. Get yours!
Toss-my-salad.com – Your #1 guide to… Well, what do you think?
I saw one of these in Sam Goodie at the mall today, it’s a Nokia cell phone somehow modeled around Jay-Z’s “The Black Album”, which everyone is praising as such a good CD, but in acuality is a piece of shit. Either that, or I just have bad taste in music. Anyway, I was looking at the store display and it said that Jay-Z will send voice/text messages to all users of that phone… It’s just so stupid! I’m completely happy with my phone, and would honestly not like something like this… Or an NGage, either – Who needs all that extra shit on there?
Wow, it’s amazing how many different things you can use KY Jelly for. And all this time, I thought it was just for buttsex – Look!
It’s true, the combination of sandals and socks may be a bit unsightly, but honestly, do we need an entire website about it?
Unfortunately, when I wake up in the morning, it’s very rare that I’ll remember one of the dreams that I had the night before. But I know that normal people do remember their dreams, and if you’re into that kinda stuff, check out hyperdictionary.com – It’s sorta like… A dream dictionary. Well, not sorta, that’s what it is. Anyway, I gotta get going now, I’m catchin a train down to my friend’s, then going up to PSU for New Year’s – I hope everyone has a semi-safe and ridiculously hammered New Years – The kind that you don’t remember the next day.
don Dec 30, 2003
nice post
John Dec 30, 2003
That kitty picture rocks!
Angus McGrundle Dec 30, 2003
Great work John. Now I know what to use if I’m ever in desperate need of hair gel.
nikki Dec 31, 2003
i hope you have a great new year’s john! i’ll probably call your cell @ like 12:03 to tell you. i get phone happy when i’m fucked up
robbert, Ja-bobbert Dec 31, 2003
Instead of the latest cam hottie, I see only red x’s.
Tank Dec 31, 2003
You’re right bitch. This site does blow.
matt Dec 31, 2003
n-gages blow up if the wrong battery is used. you have to hold them sideways like a taco to talk into it,unless you shell out 150 bucks for the headset. i sell them at a video games tore in the mall. in the 2 months they’ve been out, we’ve sold none.
ed Dec 31, 2003
Yeah, I heard the n-gage is a piece of shit.
brandon Jan 1, 2004
You just have a bad taste in music
mike Jan 1, 2004
we sell the n-gage too in a games store i work at here in england. we sold maybe six in the time they’ve been out. every one came back cos the customer realised they’d bought a piece of shiat. we politely told each one that the n-gage is excluded from our returns policy.
so that was $300 down the tube :-p
jeff Jan 1, 2004
what the fuck is a diglet???????
. Jan 2, 2004
better yet, what the fuck is a jiglet?
James Jan 3, 2004
A jiglet is a fag who makes a gay website. A diglet is his mom’s penis. Fag.
John Jan 3, 2004
What’s up James? Wanna hang out later or something? We could get dinner, and then maybe a hotel room? That’d be great!
Jimmy Jan 4, 2004
I am not James. I want some of those green m&ms, the green ones are the best.
James Jan 4, 2004
I will kill you fag. I know where you go to school. I am going to hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out all over your face before I kill you.
God Jan 4, 2004
PLEASE FIX THE LATEST CAM HOTTIE. CAN’T SEE HER.
Bob Saget Jan 4, 2004
Awww sad news everyone. Britney Spears got married. Now im stuck with Stamos ramming my ass!
John Jan 4, 2004
Hey James, why don’t you quote American Wedding some more? I just saw that last night, it was fuckin terrible.
James Jan 4, 2004
american wedding was horrible. I just like that line because it reminds me of you. plus it is fun to say very loud while walking down the street.
indo Jan 5, 2004
The cam hotties need to get more naked i wanna see some tang
John Jan 5, 2004
Reminds you of me? That’s a bit creepy. Please tell me you follow me around and collect strands of my hair in preperation for the creation of a ‘hair doll’, "Slackers" style, cuz that’d r0x0r my b0x0rz.