Smothered N’ Covered In Tarantulas!

Those of you who come here often might get sick of seeing these same free magazine subscriptions over and over, but for those of you who haven’t taken advantage of them yet, surprisingly enough the offers are still valid, so check this shizzle out: Free subscriptions to PSM Magazine, Blender, Stuff, and Maxim.

Soooo, Britney Spears got married, eh? Yeah. I didn’t see that one comin, but then again, who cares? How was everyone’s New Year? Mine was lots of fun, blackout and vomit and all, I wouldn’t be content with anything less. And yes, most of the stains came out.

Wanna see Madonna licking a random guy’s butthole? Niether do I… But you can see that and more here, a gallery of images from Madonna’s smutty-ass book “Sex”. So Britney tastes some butthole at the VMAs? Awesome, she deserves it… for SUCKING.

HowWasShe.com is a pretty degrading site where guys submit pictures of girls they’ve “bagged” and then rate them on things such as… Well, if you’re interested, check it out. It’s unique, I gotta give it that, since I haven’t seen any other sites like it, but I gotta imagine that there are tons of lawsuits brewing in it’s wake.

As far as interesting stuff goes, that’s about it for tonight. But for the record, I just want to say that I would absolutely PWN any of you in Tony Hawk’s Underground. I’d say bring it, but unfortunately I’m afraid that for the vast majority of you, that isn’t possible. Okay, enough with this. I gotta get up at the asscrack of dawn and get my wisdom teeth ripped out of my face, so I’m gonna get to bed now. P.S. – This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

15 comments

  1. biz Jan 5, 2004

    great short update

    good shit john =]

  2. wiReZ Jan 5, 2004

    i like the http://www.howwasshe.com site. good idea. i wish i would have thought of it.

  3. chris619 Jan 5, 2004

    Nice update jig! Cool beans, cya in #netfuck you chode ;)

  4. kenman Jan 5, 2004

    hehe, nice nod to mitch hedberg there at the end.

  5. John Wilkes Booth Jan 5, 2004

    Time to get the ol’ wisdom teeth yanked ehh? Enjoy the drug induced uncontrolable laughter. I was laughing so much the gauze was falling out of my mouth. Great stuff!

  6. Agentspits Jan 5, 2004

    FUCKKK man i had my wisdom teeth pulled a month ago, it fuckin hurts bad, im glad as fuck i got that done and over with, you wont be able to do shit for a week or less,it hurts uncontrollably, and for the first day you’ll just be bleeding from where ur teeth were, and its just nasty as fuck, sorry you have to go through that shit, it sucks, when you feel better post about ur experience, cause mine was horrible

  7. tesffolla Jan 5, 2004

    hmmph…jiggy i’d pwn yer ass at thug but as you said…it’s just not possible, if i’m ever in philly though…yeah

  8. Justin Jan 6, 2004

    "P.S. – This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated."….thats a quote from mitch hedberg

  9. Nastassia* Jan 7, 2004

    this sounds random, but if you find any sites that offer free subscriptions to cosmopolitan…let me know :]

  10. andy Jan 7, 2004

    what are those trishelle pics from? shes the chick from real world, right? since when are her tits and pussy on display?

  11. dan Jan 8, 2004

    Playboy.

  12. John Jan 8, 2004

    Nastassia, keep your eyes on http://www.slickdeals.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=13 for free subscriptions, that’s where I find the majority of the ones I post here.

  13. Moose Jan 12, 2004

    goddayum, that chick is smokin!

  14. Mr john Jan 24, 2004

    Very Good To see from Myanmar

  15. hanni Feb 3, 2004

    really nice place here

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