Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne March 23, 2004
I just got around to fixing guestbook, apparently it was down for awhile, I didn’t even notice. So sign that shit bitches! Actually I don’t really care much if you sign it or not, but it’s up. And that’s all as far as site-related news goes. Mmmm, cough syrup!
Finally! Some porn that’s safe for work! On a sorta similiar note, Xahara is a search engine made especially for finding image galleries. It seems mainly concerned with adult content, but it in itself is not an adult website. So for all you hornballs, er… People who need to find “image galleries”, this is for you.
Some of the watches on this site (like this one) are pretty damn cool. Although… Well, I dunno about you guys, but I’m too cool to be seen wearing a watch. Only losers care about what time it is, I mean come on. I’m too busy watching women eating bananas slowly to care about anything else. What? It’s not weird at all, and you know it.
I thought that the top 10 satellite images of 2003 was pretty interesting.
After all these years of dreaming… The Jay-Z Construction Set is finally a reality! Now if I could only learn to bend it like Beckham…
Do you know a pervert who needs to learn how to use Windows XP? If so, then The Bikini Classroom is the perfect gift for them. They’ll be guided through the ins and outs of the operating system… By scantily clad bikini models.
Hmmm… I wonder what would happen if I ran over it with my car?
Alright, well it’s a Tuesday night, and I’m actually planning on getting some homework done rather then drinking… Maybe I’ll reconsider though. But either way, I’m done with this for now.
everyone Mar 24, 2004
youre still a douche
jimbo Mar 24, 2004
damn, 3.22 has some sexy ass lips
John Mar 24, 2004
Why you niggaz gotta be hatin? Get up out my grill n’ shit or I’mma pop sump’n.
Julian Mar 24, 2004
good post. i’ve seen much better though. still good
Drewski Mar 24, 2004
What the hell happened to the forums, John?
Bob Saget Mar 25, 2004
John we would stop hating if you had a post worth a shit.
your mom Mar 25, 2004
dear complainers,
YOU ARE THE ONES THAT ARE THE BALL-LICKERS! how ’bout you crybabies take notice that this dude does this for FREE for US. he doesn’t have to do shit, but thanks to him, i’ve got humor, titties, and sweet randomness. this is you (_O_) dude, john, keep up the good work.
snappy Mar 25, 2004
damn, if you can’t find titties on your own, i don’t know what to tell you. john does whatever the hell he wants here. if you don’t like it, why do you keep coming back? fuckin’ faggot ass haters.
John Mar 25, 2004
Haha, don’t worry about it guys, it doesn’t really phase me at all. New Killswitch got ripped… w00t
jEFF Mar 26, 2004
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John Mar 26, 2004
good post
Harold Pontane III Mar 27, 2004
ball-lickers
shizzle mah nizzle, bitchizzle Mar 27, 2004
where the fuggin cam hotties go?
JoeyJoe Mar 27, 2004
Anyone know where to find the new killswitch engage cd The End Of Heartache?
X\/Jason\/X Mar 27, 2004
I got a copy of it actually. Get/learn how to use mIRC and go on #altrock in efnet. John’s mentioned it in posts before. It’s a tight cd but there’s always been something about them that doesn’t go right with me.
BigC Mar 28, 2004
I’m sorry the camhotties are down.. I’m hosting them.. had a billing issue. It will be solved on friday.. Sorry for the inconvenience!!
JoeyJoe Mar 28, 2004
Sweat!
It’s not up right now but killer
channel. I’m sure it will be up soon. Thanks!
P.S. I can’t belive they want 20 bucks of mirc!!! Good thing I like Polaris
reality Mar 28, 2004
BitTorrent > mIRC
ed Mar 29, 2004
That In Flames song sucks. I guess it’s true what people say; they are going downhill.
othium Mar 29, 2004
I don’t appreciate being called a "Bitch".
Julian Mar 29, 2004
where can i score some coheed and cambria bootlegs?
Julian Mar 29, 2004
listening to lateralus alot lately try playing it in this tracklist.
The lateralus prophecy:
6,7,5,8,4,9,3,10,2,11,1,12,13
The Holy gift:
6,7,5,8,4,9,13,1,12,2,11,3,10
d Mar 30, 2004
))===jjjj==D~~~~~~
Ed Mar 30, 2004
Julian, what is so special about those sequences?
Julian Mar 30, 2004
it’s suppose to be another way to play the album, some sort of spiral order to make the album sound different. Can’t really explain tool is very mysterious. check http://toolshed.down.net for the deeper info on it.
Art Mar 30, 2004
Camhotties = GONE
Ahhh
John Mar 31, 2004
Yeah I heard about that Tool stuff before, and I have Lateralus, I just never got around to listening to it like that, but I’ll have to do that sometime.
John Mar 31, 2004
I’ll update in another week. I’ve been busy downloading some new music by Yanni. His new shit is really cool! Yeah im not kidding.
senady Apr 3, 2004
anybody know how/able to reset aim pw’s? its not to fuck around, my sn got reset and id just kinda like to have it back.
Marlene Dietrich Apr 3, 2004
Question…
…a burning question…
burning deep, deep, deep inside of me…
Like an enigmatic orgasm just waiting to explode sending a chill up and down your entire body…
Do you believe in miracles?
Longtime reade,r first time poster Apr 5, 2004
Hey John, can you get a copy of that Phantom Planet song "Big Brat" available for download? Tryin to burn my sister a CD for her birthday and she really digs it, and every one on Kazaa doesn’t work…not that I try to download music, ahem…anyway it’d be much appreciated bro, thanks
you suck Apr 5, 2004
update
you suck Apr 5, 2004
update
how much does this site blow Apr 5, 2004
a good bit.
gregor mendell Apr 5, 2004
man, i’ve been FUCKED….WITH A KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
359 Apr 6, 2004
yo john’s homies roll deep, you better watch yo mouf
Ed Apr 6, 2004
So uh… forums?
u suck Apr 6, 2004
boo
gregor mendell Apr 6, 2004
hell yeah, john’s homies roll deep! we be tight like a 3 year old girl! 355 will represent john in yo’ ass!
othium Apr 6, 2004
uh, it’s time for another update you lazy bitch!
John Apr 7, 2004
You’re god damn right we roll deep as fuck! Working on the next update, probably have it up later today. Sorry man, I don’t have any Phantom Planet, or any interest in obtaining any… Try looking on IRC, use http://www.ircspy.com
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Apr 13, 2004
Make Millions in Rap? Nigga, I already done did that shit years ago… But for all y’all amateur ass rappers, you might wanna peep that shit. Phony ass rappaz, you’re goin nowhere. MC JiggaJohn takin over in da 2K4.
The following link is probably the best thing I’ve found on the internet… Ever - New Kids on the Block videos - You can download them! AWESOME!
A couple months ago everyone was amazed by the video of that kid beating Super Mario Bros. 3 in 11 minutes, or whatever it was. Regardless of it’s authenticity, I thought that it was pretty cool to watch. If you thought so too, then check out this site for alot more videos of people achieving similiar unbelievable winnings in other games.
Oh, fucking w00t, more free magazines. Look at all them shitz! You just got fronk’d, bitch.
Plugs: Check out Novokain’s music, girls, girls, and girls. Hmm… Guess that’s all for now.
Posted by John
Comments:
Name: yoursitesucksnow
URL:
Date: Apr 13 04
Time: 10:20 PM
Comments: fuck offffffffffffffffffff
Name: prudishtush
URL:
Date: Apr 13 04
Time: 12:40 AM
Comments: indo. you never get girls. that’s why you’re requesting a busy college kid to post porn so you can have something to do with yourself. you better go for those fat chicks, they’re probably more receptive than your hand and mothers lotion.
Name: John
URL:
Date: Apr 12 04
Time: 11:55 PM
Comments: I’m not sure how many people who come here actually download the mp3s that I post under the "Featured Audio" section, but you should check ‘em out if you never have. I really like the Senses Fail song that I posted, "One Eight Seven". It starts off like a whiny emo song but give it a chance, it gets pretty cool. I try not to post music from just one genre since I listen to pretty much everything. I’d post stuff more often if you’d leave feedback on what you like and don’t like in the comments thingers. On a pretty unrelated note, the new Modest Mouse CD got ripped a week or so ago, and it’s alright… Different from their older stuff though. Have you ever seen their website? Some strange stuff. Oh yeah, and In Flames… At first I wasn’t sure about their new CD, but now I really like it… Not as much as their older stuff (Whoracle, Clayman, Colony, etc) but it’s still a really good album. Alot of you don’t seem too pleased with it though. Oh well, I guess it’s not for everyone. Anyway…
Well… My sophmore year of college will be over soon… Next year I’ll be living off campus with six of the coolest nigs I’ve met here at school thus far, which will be awesome. But in a way, I’m gonna miss living in the dorms, having so many fun people right down the hall, just casually walking in and out of rooms seeing what everyone is up to. And I can’t forget the countless nights of binge drinking. Some people have told me they hated living on campus, and in certain aspects I do too (one more drinking violation and my ass gets kicked out) but other than being required to adhere to the rules and regulations set by the administration, I’ve had a great time here. I have alot of great pictures and video from since I came to school here, the majority of which I haven’t had a chance to do anything with, but I’d like to put more of that stuff on the site in the future when I actually have some spare time.
Guys - No luck with the ladies? I suggest this technique… Trust me, it works every time.
"Want A Famous Face" - I really can’t believe that a show like this even exists. Basically the most shallow people on the planet get plastic surgery in an attempt to make themselves look like their favorite celebrities. "How far would you go to look like a celebrity? Nose job here? Nip & tuck there? The people you are about to meet went that far and beyond. They have endured painful and sometimes risky reconstructive surgery to look like their favorite celebrity." Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people?
Back in middle school I remember I used to take post-it notes pads and make flip books out of them, and most of them actually came out pretty damn cool… But none of them were anything like this.
Wow… A US/Canadian drug ring which was distributing an estimated 1 million e-bombs a month, and believed to be responsible for 15% of all the E smuggled into America recently got PWNED by the DEA. Sucks for them, I guess.
I have a camera phone, and I don’t really use the camera feature a whole lot, but I can honestly say I’ve never found myself using it for anything like this… I guess I’m just not creative like that?
Wanna know how to build a computer on a low budget? Check this out.
Gellieman… I’d like you to meet Jellyman.
I don’t usually even bother looking at flash animations and cartoons, but someone IM’ed this to me earlier, and if you watched the Chipmunks when you were younger, you’ll probably find it as funny as I did.
Make Millions in Rap? Nigga, I already done did that shit years ago… But for all y’all amateur ass rappers, you might wanna peep that shit. Phony ass rappaz, you’re goin nowhere. MC JiggaJohn takin over in da 2K4.
The following link is probably the best thing I’ve found on the internet… Ever - New Kids on the Block videos - You can download them! AWESOME!
A couple months ago everyone was amazed by the video of that kid beating Super Mario Bros. 3 in 11 minutes, or whatever it was. Regardless of it’s authenticity, I thought that it was pretty cool to watch. If you thought so too, then check out this site for alot more videos of people achieving similiar unbelievable winnings in other games.
Oh, fucking w00t, more free magazines. Look at all them shitz! You just got fronk’d, bitch.
Plugs: Check out Novokain’s music, girls, girls, and girls. Hmm… Guess that’s all for now.
Name: Indo
URL: http://DaTweakHouse.cjb.net
Date: Apr 12 04
Time: 4:43 AM
Comments: Alright listen up, We Need More Cam Hotties and we need them quick, We need Big titties I Repeat Big TittTTIES
Once Again I repeat
(0_Y0_)
Yes I Said Big Mother Fuckin Titties and Nasty asses y’all Nasty Snatches and Coon Skin Hats yes we need the sleazy bitches and we aint fuckin around no more bich.
P.S. NO FAT CHIX - Never Talk to a fat Chick - They Are a Waste of time and money, keep it real john and he jiglet community, dont ever give up before you die.
Name: KeplerNiko
URL: http://watershedweek.blogspot.com
Date: Apr 12 04
Time: 2:08 AM
Comments: That thing on college is pretty spot-on. I’m a freshman, and though we’re in school almost a month longer than everyone else (last exam on June 1st), it’s still been bugging me that I’m going to have to say goodbye to everyone I’ve met (not so much the guys on my hall but all the female friends that I’ve come to know) and not see them for at least three months.
Dude, that "I Want a Famous Face" show really is messed up. I was viewing the photos on the MTV site when I came across the one who wants to end up looking like J.Lo. The only problem is, the person is a guy! That seriously freaked me out–I was expecting some guys wanting to look like actors and some girls looking like singers, but not some drag green trying to look like J.Lo! It’s pretty hopeless, I think: I’ve seen very few pictures of convincing post-op "women," despite extensive plastic surgery.
However, the overall idea of the show seems worthy enough–they really cleaned amazingly up the twins who wanted to look like Brad Pitt, and I figure that if a girl wants to look like Britney Spears or Kate Winslet, then by all means, let her try to be a clone! That’s fine by me.
You should really give using your camera phone a shot. I thought that they were totally useless and a stupid add-on to new phones, but then I discovered that I could transfer the pictures wirelessly through the infrared ports on my camera and laptop, and since then I’ve amassed nearly 300 megs of pictures (at 30-45kb each) in the past six or so months, while at college. I use the camera exclusively for taking pictures to later upload onto my blog.
Those Goldeneye videos on the video game site are insane. I’m going to go try out some of the techniques to see if I can beat them that fast!
kelly, I’d guess that John knows that the SMB 3 movie in 11 minutes is questionable. The guy beat it using an emulator slowed down to 1/30th the normal speed, saved a lot, and was really good. When he had a complete run, he sped it back up, saved it as a video, and posted it. Some people assumed at first that the author really did it like that, in one go, but later on he posted explaining what he had done.
As for music, I’m not too much of a fan of random stuff. My roommate listens to Metallica 24/7 and nothing else (or at least nearly every waking hour), whereas I’m a fan of Rammstein and then a lot of techno, with the assorted Eminem albums. I remember you did a post a while back that was a bunch of random links to http sites where one could download music, and a bookmarked a particularly good one to return to later after the rush had died down. Besides getting the entire Chemical Brothers’ "Come With Us" album (and subsequently burning it to a CD–buying is out of the question as it’s RIAA), I got some other varied techno songs that were good. I look forward to another one of those posts, but I do think you’re doing good by offering all the mp3s for download that you do.
Just as a plug/aside, anybody into techno should check out Epitonic.com (http://www.epitonic.com). It’s got a few genres of music, but it’s specialty is electronic. There are some kicking streaming albums available there, as well as plenty of decent-quality mp3 downloads.
Good post. Usually I look, and when I comment it’s never been this verbose, but I believe that such a good and long-awaited update deserves to be commented upon.
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