Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne

I just got around to fixing guestbook, apparently it was down for awhile, I didn’t even notice. So sign that shit bitches! Actually I don’t really care much if you sign it or not, but it’s up. And that’s all as far as site-related news goes. Mmmm, cough syrup!

Finally! Some porn that’s safe for work! On a sorta similiar note, Xahara is a search engine made especially for finding image galleries. It seems mainly concerned with adult content, but it in itself is not an adult website. So for all you hornballs, er… People who need to find “image galleries”, this is for you.

Some of the watches on this site (like this one) are pretty damn cool. Although… Well, I dunno about you guys, but I’m too cool to be seen wearing a watch. Only losers care about what time it is, I mean come on. I’m too busy watching women eating bananas slowly to care about anything else. What? It’s not weird at all, and you know it.

I thought that the top 10 satellite images of 2003 was pretty interesting.

SIX DAY BONER.

After all these years of dreaming… The Jay-Z Construction Set is finally a reality! Now if I could only learn to bend it like Beckham…

Do you know a pervert who needs to learn how to use Windows XP? If so, then The Bikini Classroom is the perfect gift for them. They’ll be guided through the ins and outs of the operating system… By scantily clad bikini models.

HmmmI wonder what would happen if I ran over it with my car?

Alright, well it’s a Tuesday night, and I’m actually planning on getting some homework done rather then drinking… Maybe I’ll reconsider though. But either way, I’m done with this for now.

42 comments

  1. Julian Mar 24, 2004

    good post. i’ve seen much better though. still good

  2. everyone Mar 24, 2004

    youre still a douche

  3. jimbo Mar 24, 2004

    damn, 3.22 has some sexy ass lips

  4. John Mar 24, 2004

    Why you niggaz gotta be hatin? Get up out my grill n’ shit or I’mma pop sump’n.

  5. Drewski Mar 24, 2004

    What the hell happened to the forums, John?

  6. Bob Saget Mar 25, 2004

    John we would stop hating if you had a post worth a shit.

  7. your mom Mar 25, 2004

    dear complainers,
    YOU ARE THE ONES THAT ARE THE BALL-LICKERS! how ’bout you crybabies take notice that this dude does this for FREE for US. he doesn’t have to do shit, but thanks to him, i’ve got humor, titties, and sweet randomness. this is you (_O_) dude, john, keep up the good work.

  8. snappy Mar 25, 2004

    damn, if you can’t find titties on your own, i don’t know what to tell you. john does whatever the hell he wants here. if you don’t like it, why do you keep coming back? fuckin’ faggot ass haters.

  9. John Mar 25, 2004

    Haha, don’t worry about it guys, it doesn’t really phase me at all. New Killswitch got ripped… w00t

  10. John Mar 26, 2004

    good post

  11. jEFF Mar 26, 2004

    http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2004-03-24-family-guy_x.htm

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Harold Pontane III Mar 27, 2004

    ball-lickers

  13. shizzle mah nizzle, bitchizzle Mar 27, 2004

    where the fuggin cam hotties go?

  14. JoeyJoe Mar 27, 2004

    Anyone know where to find the new killswitch engage cd The End Of Heartache?

  15. X\/Jason\/X Mar 27, 2004

    I got a copy of it actually. Get/learn how to use mIRC and go on #altrock in efnet. John’s mentioned it in posts before. It’s a tight cd but there’s always been something about them that doesn’t go right with me.

  16. JoeyJoe Mar 28, 2004

    Sweat!
    It’s not up right now but killer
    channel. I’m sure it will be up soon. Thanks!

    P.S. I can’t belive they want 20 bucks of mirc!!! Good thing I like Polaris

  17. BigC Mar 28, 2004

    I’m sorry the camhotties are down.. I’m hosting them.. had a billing issue. It will be solved on friday.. Sorry for the inconvenience!!

  18. reality Mar 28, 2004

    BitTorrent > mIRC

  19. ed Mar 29, 2004

    That In Flames song sucks. I guess it’s true what people say; they are going downhill.

  20. othium Mar 29, 2004

    I don’t appreciate being called a "Bitch".

  21. Julian Mar 29, 2004

    where can i score some coheed and cambria bootlegs?

  22. Julian Mar 29, 2004

    listening to lateralus alot lately try playing it in this tracklist.

    The lateralus prophecy:
    6,7,5,8,4,9,3,10,2,11,1,12,13
    The Holy gift:
    6,7,5,8,4,9,13,1,12,2,11,3,10

  23. d Mar 30, 2004

    ))===jjjj==D~~~~~~

  24. Ed Mar 30, 2004

    Julian, what is so special about those sequences?

  25. Julian Mar 30, 2004

    it’s suppose to be another way to play the album, some sort of spiral order to make the album sound different. Can’t really explain tool is very mysterious. check http://toolshed.down.net for the deeper info on it.

  26. Art Mar 30, 2004

    Camhotties = GONE

    Ahhh

  27. John Mar 31, 2004

    Yeah I heard about that Tool stuff before, and I have Lateralus, I just never got around to listening to it like that, but I’ll have to do that sometime.

  28. John Mar 31, 2004

    I’ll update in another week. I’ve been busy downloading some new music by Yanni. His new shit is really cool! Yeah im not kidding.

  29. senady Apr 3, 2004

    anybody know how/able to reset aim pw’s? its not to fuck around, my sn got reset and id just kinda like to have it back.

  30. Marlene Dietrich Apr 3, 2004

    Question…

    …a burning question…

    burning deep, deep, deep inside of me…

    Like an enigmatic orgasm just waiting to explode sending a chill up and down your entire body…

    Do you believe in miracles?

  31. Longtime reade,r first time poster Apr 5, 2004

    Hey John, can you get a copy of that Phantom Planet song "Big Brat" available for download? Tryin to burn my sister a CD for her birthday and she really digs it, and every one on Kazaa doesn’t work…not that I try to download music, ahem…anyway it’d be much appreciated bro, thanks

  32. you suck Apr 5, 2004

    update

  33. you suck Apr 5, 2004

    update

  34. how much does this site blow Apr 5, 2004

    a good bit.

  35. gregor mendell Apr 5, 2004

    man, i’ve been FUCKED….WITH A KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. 359 Apr 6, 2004

    yo john’s homies roll deep, you better watch yo mouf

  37. Ed Apr 6, 2004

    So uh… forums?

  38. u suck Apr 6, 2004

    boo

  39. gregor mendell Apr 6, 2004

    hell yeah, john’s homies roll deep! we be tight like a 3 year old girl! 355 will represent john in yo’ ass!

  40. othium Apr 6, 2004

    uh, it’s time for another update you lazy bitch!

  41. John Apr 7, 2004

    You’re god damn right we roll deep as fuck! Working on the next update, probably have it up later today. Sorry man, I don’t have any Phantom Planet, or any interest in obtaining any… Try looking on IRC, use http://www.ircspy.com

  42. billy Apr 26, 2004

    Cam Hotties was never down check the link and try again

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