All I Need Is One Mic
Dec 30, 2003

» Posted in General by John at 12:56 pm | 22 comments

To be honest, I don’t understand why you people continue to visit this site, while superior sites like this one are in existance.

Grouphug.us is an interesting site, to say the least. People use it to confess things and get them off of their chest… These confessions range from humorous (haha!) and cruel, to stupid, to disturbing and just downright insane. But interesting (especially the revenge ones), nonetheless.

“Die screaming with sharp things in your head“, oddly enough, is an online collection of impaled garden gnomes… Yeah, you read that right. There’s really not much else to be said about that, either. And if you thought that was strange, this site is “for men who enjoy being shaved and enjoy watching other men being shaved” – Seriously, what the hell? There is nothing sexy about shaving! You wanna see sexy? This is sexy!

This thing is pretty damn cool… You type in a zip code and it shows you where it is on a map of the US. Probably pretty useful if you’re one of those crazed stalker types. Get yours!

BAD DIGLET!

Toss-my-salad.com – Your #1 guide to… Well, what do you think?

I saw one of these in Sam Goodie at the mall today, it’s a Nokia cell phone somehow modeled around Jay-Z’s “The Black Album”, which everyone is praising as such a good CD, but in acuality is a piece of shit. Either that, or I just have bad taste in music. Anyway, I was looking at the store display and it said that Jay-Z will send voice/text messages to all users of that phone… It’s just so stupid! I’m completely happy with my phone, and would honestly not like something like this… Or an NGage, either – Who needs all that extra shit on there?

Wow, it’s amazing how many different things you can use KY Jelly for. And all this time, I thought it was just for buttsex – Look!

It’s true, the combination of sandals and socks may be a bit unsightly, but honestly, do we need an entire website about it?

Unfortunately, when I wake up in the morning, it’s very rare that I’ll remember one of the dreams that I had the night before. But I know that normal people do remember their dreams, and if you’re into that kinda stuff, check out hyperdictionary.com – It’s sorta like… A dream dictionary. Well, not sorta, that’s what it is. Anyway, I gotta get going now, I’m catchin a train down to my friend’s, then going up to PSU for New Year’s – I hope everyone has a semi-safe and ridiculously hammered New Years – The kind that you don’t remember the next day.

Pull the Trigger and the Nightmare Stops
Dec 25, 2003

» Posted in General by John at 2:26 am | 19 comments

Well it’s Christmas Eve (I guess technically it’s Christmas Day now, though) and I slept through most of the day so now I’m just up reading about the terrorist stuff with the flight cancellations and all. What a way to put a damper on what’s even left of the holiday spirit, which I’ve felt less of every year since probably 3 years ago. Every year Christmas seems less and less exciting, but then again I guess that’s just part of growing up. The only thing that makes me feel like a kid again is the first snow of the year – It still has the whole excitment thing about it for some reason. The first big snow at Shippensburg was probably about a month ago and we were all up outside playing in the snow until like 5 AM, and we had class the next day – There’s just something about the snow. Anyway, this is starting to sound like a damn journal entry or something. If you’re a big music fan and lookin for something semi-interesting to read, check out “One Hundred Albums You Should Remove from Your Collection Immediately” – Though I think I might have linked that before. Another interesting list to read over… “The 100 Scariest Movie Scenes of All Time“.

I never thought I’d see a real scratch and sniff website… Technology sure is amazing.

I actually have a place to put the cam hotties now, so I’m gonna try and get those up tommorow. For now though I’m gonna get to bed… I hope everyone has a great Christmas!

You’re All Headstones
Dec 21, 2003

» Posted in General by John at 2:01 am | 10 comments

Okay, I’ve been at home in good old Drexel Hill since Wednesday, but some weird shit has been goin on with our internet connection here, and I definitely couldn’t figure it out, so I just resorted to… Dammit, I installed AOL on my computer and signed up for a free trial. Never thought it would come to this, but I can’t just not post on the site. I hate bees.

Oh my god, seriously…

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

“The Wary Fat Kid” rocks! I’d do anything for a few minutes in the janitor’s closet with him. All kidding aside though, I’ve always had a place in my heart for young asian boys. Anyway, I’m not on a fast connection, so I can’t do alot of stuff that I’d like to be doing… I’ve heard that the Spiderman 2 trailer is pretty cool – They showed it when we went to see Return of the King (which I thought was awesome) but I wasn’t in the theater during that particular preview, so I fux0ring missed it. Yeah, and apparently not everyone is too happy with the new installment of LOTR… I thought it was more entertaining than the first two, but to understand it you either need to have read the books or seen the previous two installments. Anyway, how about a fucked up interview with a disturbed teen killer? …That’s a huuuge bitch!

How much is inside a keg? – Kind of an interesting read if you have nothin better to do. This should be true for most of you, otherwise you wouldn’t be here! Ha. Ha.

Holy crap! Tons of downloadable 80′s TV commercials, courtesy of X-Entertainment.

“The Strange Case of the Shocker” is the funniest thing I’ve read about for awhile, definitely check it out. And if you’re still bored, check out Butta’s Honeys. Peace out, cumsniffers.

Just A Quickie
Dec 13, 2003

» Posted in General by John at 3:39 pm | 31 comments

Update: Yeah, unfortunately due to the untimely weather we couldn’t make it to the game… To drive from Harrisburg to Philly in weather like that would be a bad idea. But now I’m kinda stuck here… I’m really pissed we didn’t make it though, I was really looking forward to that game. Oh yeah, and for those of you who for some reason haven’t already heard, they caught Saddam, so that’s cool.

I don’t have much time here right now, but I thought I’d post this real quick anyway. I’ll be at the Sixers game Sunday (Dec 14th @ 6PM, vs. Utah Jazz) so if any of you planned on watching the game, look for me, my friends and I got floor seats, and apparently we’re right behind one of the baskets, so that should be cool. None of that “I’ll be wearing a bright pink jumpsuit” shit, there’s pictures of me in the photos section if you wanna see me. But yeah, I thought that was worth mentioning, for whatever reason. Oh yeah, happy holidays, and all that. Oh yeah, and check out digital-root.net.

Sizing Up The Competition
Dec 10, 2003

» Posted in General by John at 2:27 pm | 24 comments

Added: Wow, that shit is fun.

Free drugs? Bullshit. WHERE? Yeah, that’s right, you fuckin fiends, you can get free salvia right here. I think you gotta Paypal the money for shipping, but still… Enjoy yourself, and don’t be an idiot. Other free shit? How about Electronic Gaming Monthly, a year subscription for free – I know I probably posted that in the past but it’s still working, so if you don’t have it already then why not?

There’s alot of real cheap stuff I’ve found while browsing online stores and stuff. I’m actually considering getting a “Rio Nitrus” MP3 player, it hold 1.5 GB of MP3/WMA files, and it’s only $139.99 after rebates, has rechargable batteries and all that shiz. Need a new hard drive? There’s a Western Digital 250 GB HD for $110 after these two mail in rebates… And then there’s this thing… Fucking PWNED.

HOLY SHIT!

This is the coolest thing ever. Two in the pink, one in the stink is not just a frat boy joke anymore, it’s a fucking way of life. If you live by the code of the shocker as I do, then you must obtain one of these immediately!

Well I finally found out what I want for Christmas, the serial-killer-to-be playset! Actually, I have no idea what I want this year, and my parents keep asking me. I got the new Tony Hawk game for PS2 for my birthday (Dec 4th), and… Well, it was an awesome game, while it lasted. Unfortunately, I was holding the CD in one hand while putting on colgone with the other, and some of the cologne got onto the bottom of the CD. I never heard of anything like this happening before – The cologne literally ate holes into the bottom of the disc, and completely ruined it. So I got a CD repair kit, thinking that maybe that would work, and if not, that I’d return the game. Well, all that did was scratch the shit out of the CD, to the point where it looks like someone deliberately mutilated it, so now there’s no way the store is gonna take it back… So that sorta sucked. Anyway, just thought I’d share – Keep your cologne (and I guess anything else with alcohol in it) and your CDs far away from each other… Dammit.

And now, for the offensive link of the day (since I post everyday and all, right?): jesusishitler.com – Wow, I sure hope none of my relatives or family friends still visit my site.

“A teenager dressed as a teenage ninja turtle martial arts warrior to carry out a random killing after having “delusional fantasies” as a heavy smoker of cannabis, a court was told yesterday.” Hahaha… Yeah, just click here.

“An 8-year-old boy accused of fondling four female classmates will be the youngest participant in Wayne County’s sex offender rehabilitation program, prosecutors said.” Woah, that’s pretty messed up. Maybe he’ll meet some nice older men there that he can hang out with afterwards? Here‘s the story.

Until recently I had no idea how bad pop-ups abd invasive spyware had gotten. I always had Ad-Aware and other similiar programs installed on my computer, but in the past few weeks, I’ve been on other peoples computers and seen stuff that would really makes for a miserable computing experience. Wow, how fuckin nerdy did that sound? Anyway, for those of you with pop-ups all the time or weird alt=”Not really XXX, but…yeah.”>XXX shit always appearingm on your computer, shortcuts on your desktop that you didn’t put there, or a web browser that has more or less been transformed into a porn navigator, you definitely need to check out AdAware. It’s freeware and it gets rid of almost all that shit.

I have seen this video like five different times now, because there’s always someone that hasn’t seen it yet, but it’s still nothing short of amazing. It’s a video of some guy beating Super Mario Brothers 3 (for NES, presumably played on a PC emulator) in less than 10 minutes. If you haven’t seen it, watch the whole thing, it’s absolutely ridiculous, and don’t try to tell me it’s fake, either… How could they fake that shit? Well I’m gonna go hit up some lunch, so I’ll peep y’all nuggaz in da phyoocher.

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