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Word. The Smoking Gun has some pretty amusing stuff on their site… this, for example. They scanned several different pamphlets which were circulating on the streets of Philadelphia, including tips on how to be a safe hooker, and “The Lowdown on Shooting Up“. I really can’t imagine what organization would put the time and effort into making and distributing those, but then again, if you can’t stop people from their bad habits, you might as well teach them how to do them in a safer way. In my opinion, though, the people who these are written for are the scum of the earth, and they don’t deserve any help, because it’s their own fault that they are who/what they are… With very few exceptions. Anyway, I was really bored, so I read the heroin one, and it actually says “7. Where not to shoot: […] (c) neck and groin (real chance for nerve damage), (d) eyes, forehead, tongue, genitals. Thank god man, I was actually considering going out and scoring some heroin this afternoon, and shooting it into my eye… So it’s definitely a good thing I read that. All joking aside though, reading about shooting up is actually disgusting to me, I don’t know why but even imagining doing that is just… Nutsack.

Okay, now this is just fucking ridiculous. It’s a penis, plain and simple. People read into things way too much. “It’s not just a penis… It represents male dominance and personally I feel that it’s very degrading and” SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Even though Kylie Minogue looks different in every single picture I see of her, she’s still hot… Yeah, definitely.

Sometimes, when you get in trouble, people will say something gay like “you’re in the doghouse“. Yeah, I know, it’s pretty gay, but this story takes that saying literally.

You know what’s funny? We sell weight-loss products (which contain Ephedrine) at my work, and that’s what the majority of the people come in for. Xenadrine, Stacker2/3, etc… Yet so many people die from the shit. Isn’t that great? Errr… I mean rest in peace, baseball guy. Maybe if you weren’t acting like a chick and worrying about your weight, you - Oh man, I need to stop… I’m going to hell.

I know I’ve linked my friend Arin’s site in updates several times before, but I just wanted you all to check out this particular shot, which he took and didn’t edit at all, no Photoshop or anything… How cool is that?

Oh, uhh, I got hax0red real bad, not sure what to do, I’m gonna go hide in my closet, peace.

Alright, I’m sorry for neglecting the site so much lately… Though that Valentine’s Day post was pretty beefy. I’ve been busier than ever with school, I had a big Economics test today, then tommorow I have a huge art project due - I won’t bother trying to explain it, but it’s the biggest waste of time ever, and I can honestly say I’ve already put at least 8 hours of work into it… And I’m barely halfway done. Then on Thursday I have a paper due in English Comp II, so I need to get to work on that too, which I’ll do right after I post this.

I’ve seen a couple movies lately, let’s see… I was really looking forward to seeing Old School, especially because Andy Dick and Matt Walsh were in it. Unfortunately, it wasn’t really that funny at all, it had it’s moments, but I definitely wouldn’t watch it again… Sober. Hmmm… Oh yeah, Bongwater. How could a movie about drugs with Jack Black and Andy Dick in it suck so bad? This movie wasn’t horrible, but it definitely wasn’t a comedy either. Andy Dick had a serious role as a homosexual, and he was just hanging all over his boyfriend the whole time, so the movie would have actually been better if he wasn’t in it at all. And Jack Black’s part wasn’t too memorable either, though he did play the song “Jesus Ranch” at one point in the movie, which was kinda cool. I wouldn’t reccomend renting this movie, which is the mistake that I made. Leave it on the shelf! I rented The Royal Tenenbaums and Run Lola Run too, but I haven’t had a chance to watch either of them, and they’re both due tonight - Hopefully I’m not missing out on anything. Alright, that’s enough with the movies. After seeing this, my train of thought has shifted from movies to the possibile uses of one of those things. I want one.

As far as the “cam hotties” go, the guy who was going to host them for me hasn’t e-mailed me back in over a week now, so I’m really not sure what’s gonna happen with that. If you think you can provide a host for them, don’t hesitate to get in touch with me, but think about the bandwidth first - I don’t know how much it’s gonna use, but it could be alot, even though it’s just small images.

I’ve gotta get going now, and I know this is dissapointing, but after this Thursday I won’t be so busy, at least not for a few days, so I’ll “make it up to you” then. So until next time, this is Greg Donohue wishing you clear, asteroid-free skies and good viewing!

Well shit… It started snowing real early Sunday morning, and it kept going until sometime yesterday (Monday) afternoon. We had like two feet of snow, and I spent at least two hours outside yesterday just to shovel the driveway. I don’t really mind though, I love snow - Am I the only one? It seems like everyone else hates it, and I can understand that it can potentially throw off your schedule if the roads are bad and all, but still… Snow is a-okay in my book.

“The fact that dealing marijuana and controlled substances is illegal does not exempt it from taxation. Therefore drug dealers are required by law to purchase drug tax stamps.” Wow, I actually had no idea that was true. This is unbelievable! I wonder how many drug dealers actually follow those rules, haha.

I dunno if any of you are fans of Down, but they’re definitely one of my favorite bands. Anyway, “Stone The Crow” is an amazing song, and they did an acoustic version of it on some XM radio show. Someone tape recorded it and made an MP3 out of it. The quality isn’t great, but it’s still awesome if you’re a fan… You can download it here. And you can check out a super duper cool picture of yours truly sporting my sweet-ass Down hoodie here. Yeah, I know… Shut up.

As nerdy as this is gonna sound, technology and it’s rapid rate of development is actually exciting to me. I just read about this new “Blue-Ray” technology, and it sounds really cool. Current DVD burners use a red laser to read/write the data to the DVD, but these upcoming Blu-Ray players will use a blue laser, which allows them to focus on a smaller area of the DVD, and therefore fit up to 27 GB per a disc. I’m sure it’ll be pretty expensive when it comes out, but I can’t wait - My 120 GB drive is already full, and I got it less than a month ago.

Seriously, this is just foul. Don’t click the period. And whatever you do, definitely don’t click this link - Send it to your friends though.

Accidental video game pr0n? Hahaha…

A few updates ago, I know I said that “The Scruffs” was the best band name ever. Well, I’m sorry guys, but I changed my mind. This band’s name is even better. You can add The Scruffs to the sell-out list now, because I heard they drink Aquafina water on stage while performing - It’s blasphemy.

I found this story to be pretty interesting… Did you know Bob Dylan is the one who introduced the Beatles to pot? You can read about it here. I’m doing a term paper thing on him (”Bob Dylan: A Voice For The Youth Of A Nation In Turbulent Times” is the working thesis statement), and I just happened to come across that. I knew he was the one who got the Beatles into smoking, but I never read the story behind it or anything.

God, those little Tatu chixneaws are so hot! How old are they again? Blah, who cares. If you don’t know who they are, well… Look! They wrote that techno-ish pop song “All The Things She Said“, which was stuck in my head for like weeks. Oh yeah, and they dyke it out, too.

This site lets you create your own South Park character. Yeah, I realize that’s pretty gay, but I was pretty bored earlier, so I made one in my likeness, check it out. Alright, let’s post some user mail here, shall we?

Wow, these guys are really good. Not exactly my favorite kind of music, it’s best described as ‘heavy nu-metal’ I guess, but the song he told me to check out is pretty cool - And check out the video! very professional, I like it alot. Definitely check these guys out if you’re into modern rock/nu-metal/whatever the fuck you wanna call it.

I checked out the link, and it’s pretty damn interesting, I never even heard of anything like that before. Oh yeah, and I shortened the link in his mail because it was like three lines long. Anyway, if you’re into anarchy, mayhem, and getting expelled from school, then macromayhem.com is definitely worth a visit. Man, four years ago that site would have been like a bible to me.

Just so you all know, when I do plugs, they aren’t always the result of someone asking me to plug their site… Sometimes I find a site I like alot, like this one, and I plug it simply because, well… It’s cool. On that note, check out cman.ca, my new affiliate, and while you’re at it, peep the following shiz’s: project-nine.net and fecesofdeath, they’re both cool sites. And if you need hosting, get your Eskimo ass over to unlimitedpcdesigns.com, a proud sponsor (err… host) of the jiglet.net forums!

So I’m just sitting here, real bored, looking at websites… When I found the gayest website ever. The site is called plaztick or some shit. Like I said before, I was real bored, so I checked out some of the sections on his site. He had a bunch of AIM conversations, so I click on one… Honestly, read how gay this is. It’s just him harrassing some girl. This is the only other AIM convo I read… And it’s just as gay. Moving on… Then I saw he had a “poems” section. Awww… Isn’t that sweet? He wrote a poem about his girlfriend - This dude is obviously in touch with his feminine side. Anyway, I’m tired of looking at this page, but I’m sure there is much more homosexual content to be found, so dig hard and deep if you’d like, though I don’t recommend it. Ahhh… That’s so much better.

You know, one thing that was always fun about Valentine’s Day was making my own candy hearts. How, you ask? Well, if you’re in Middle School on Valentine’s Day, you’re almost guaranteed to get some candy hearts. You just lick off the writing, then find one of those gel-pens, and write your own caption on there - Works like a fucking charm.

Damn, will you look at this… Technology really is amazing. Okay, you’ve spent enough time playing with that, now stop. Stop!

I dunno about you guys, but I think most of the drinks that SoBe has out are pretty good. Now this is an older article, but still, pretty interesting: A shitload of SoBe was recalled because it contained DXM? Damn, I wish I could have gotten ahold of some of that.

This page is supposed to be a bunch of rappers and basketball players who look alike. It’s funny to me, though, because none of the people actually look alike… At all.

Wow, I think this is the first time that I’ve actually benefited from spam. I usually delete all the spam from my inbox before I read my actual mail, but somehow I missed this one, which was an advertisement for fetchbook.info. It’s a free service which allows you to easily compare prices of any book among 60 bookstores, and find a price which is 30% - 80% off the market list price. I’ve been meaning to pick up a copy of Kurt Cobain’s Journals, and check this out - That site helped me find a copy of the book for half the retail price. No, I’m not being paid to do this, even though it sounds like I am. I just think this is a good service that some of you might want to check out. I know in the past, I’ve said that I thought it was fucked up that they released his journals to the public like that, but my friend Dave had a copy of it, and I was reading through it - Moral or not, it’s some interesting shit.

Has anyone ever heard about this 11:11 shit? I don’t know anything about it but what I’ve found on the web, but here’s a brief overview: “Increasing numbers of individuals are reporting strange phenomena involving 11:11 - as seen on digital clocks, phone numbers, addresses, VCR timers, dates, etc. This phenomenon is not directly linked to DXM because millions experience this and do not use any drugs at all; however, an increasing number of individuals who use DXM are reporting strange occurrences in the land of coincidence. Several websites, forums, and reports have been written on it. In fact, there is so much information that an entire book could be written. The symbology of 11:11 typically represents “Remembrance Day” or the act of remembering, or becoming lucid, in this life and realizing the current state of things. Many people will go through their entire life sleepwalking and never be clued into a greater reality, and this is for a reason. However, for those who see and experience 11:11 and similar coincidences, they should not ignore it.” I thought it sounded kinda interesting, so I looked some more, and found this. Well, that’s just gay, so I’m not interested anymore.

Running out of hard drive space? Bestbuy.com has a 120 GB internal hard drive for $99.99 (after rebates) - And that’s the lowest price I’ve seen so far for one of those… I paid like $200 for mine, which pisses me off. Anyway, if you’re interested, clix0r here. I’d buy another one myself, since my 120 GB drive is full already, but my computer won’t let me attach anymore hard drives for some reason or another, I need to get a hardware upgrade or some shiot.

Somethin strange, in the neighborhood… Who you gonna call? Demonbusters! Though there’s not really much of a point, since you’ll be going to hell either way, you blasphemer.

I haven’t posted about movies for awhile, so let’s see… Final Destination 2 was pretty gay, alot of inconsistencies in the plot, but the death scenes were cool as shit. Gangs Of New York was a really good movie, I liked it alot… Kinda long though. Shit, I know I’ve seen two or three other movies lately, but I can’t remember what they are. The Ring comes out on DVD soon, and I’m definitely buying that, it was the best attempt at a “scary movie” that I’ve seen in a long time. Yeah, I need to get the Mr. Show and Family Guy DVDs too. Dammit… Alright.

So what was the point of my posting that? Well, I like the guy’s site alot, so check that shit out. Let’s see, who else should I plug… Confound.com is pretty cool, they didn’t ask for a “plug” or anything but check ‘em out anyway. Okay, well I just ate some extremely undercooked pizza and my bowels seem to be preparing a special Valentine’s Day gift for me, so I’m gonna go before I ruin my pants.

Most of this update is from last week… I typed it up before I left to PSU for the weekend, but then I forgot to post it… Don’t worry though, because I have some good news. Someone is finally where he belongs - The “Dell Dude” is currently in some shit. And I’m happy for him. Anyway, this weekend was pretty cool. On Saturday night I was completely ridiculous. After smizzing alot and “sipping” on a 40 (haha), I did 8 or 9 shots of 151 and didn’t pass out, so I’m proud of myself. Well, not really, but shit dog, I gotz to get paid.

Hahaha, when you go to the website for the worst-looking movie of all time, “Biker Boyz“, a pop-up comes up that gives you the option of booking a private screening. It says, “biker groups and motorcycle clubs across the country are booking their own private screenings of Biker Boyz…” Can you imagine an entire theater full of bikers? Err, my bad - Full of “Biker Boyz”? It’d sound like a farm or something, I bet it’d smell like ass too. That’s not to say that everyone who owns/rides a motorcycle fits the description of your average biker, but when I think of motorcycles, I think of the guys in ZZ Top with extremely bad manners and hygiene.

Okay, this is just cool as shit. Dammit, now I wanna be invisible!

Man, I used to think that Avril Leviyvagnevagineigney (Lavigne?) was pretty damn hot… But after seeing this, I kinda changed my mind. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still hit it, raw dawg nasty style, fo sheezy.

I just saw Russel Simmons on Hannity and Colmes (FOX News) talking about the “Ludacris Foundation” or something, and I have never seen a guest on that segment be as rude as he way. Russel just kept on talking, and if either of the hosts tried to get a word in, he’d just raise his voice louder. They kept saying “we only have a minute here”, but he wouldn’t shut up. Pretty funny.

Alright, I think I’m gonna hit the sack. I spent all night on the forums, so this post sucked, as usual. Fag.

In the last post, I mentioned that I was going to turn this into a pay site… It was a joke, but apparently nobody caught on, seeing as how I got like 300 e-mails about it. Calm down, it’s just a joke. Anyway, I haven’t posted any “user mail” for awhile, so let’s see…

Dammit, thats a nice story and all, but there aren’t enough details! What did the shit feel like when it was coming out? Was it like a dead rabbit coated in KY Jelly? Or more like a water balloon filled with sand? Details, Kage.

If any of you are interested, I’m selling my MP3 player. It’s a “Creative Nomad Jukebox”, and it holds 6 GB of MP3s. If you don’t know your file sizes, well… That’s more space then I ever needed. Anyway, if you’re interested, you could place “a bid” in the comments section of this post, and we’ll see how that works out. Or you could just e-mail me. I’m not gonna sell it for any less than $150. Oh yeah, and I have everything it came with, all the original packaging, the battery charger cord and two sets of rechargeable batteries, etc.

Never in my life have I come across a band with a better name than this one. Ever.

I got ahold of a copy of the soundtrack to the upcoming “Daredevil” movie, and it’s pretty gay… But there’s a new Chevelle song on there that sounds pretty cool so far. Also, there’s a song on there by Finger Eleven, they’re decent, but it’s mostly shit like Hoobastank, Seether, Fuel, etc… Anyway, I was thinking - Maybe if I created a section for MP3s where you had to sign up in order to access it, it wouldn’t use nearly as much bandwidth, because we wouldn’t have ‘random’ (one time) visitors leeching stuff. If anyone would be willing to donate some FTP/HTTP space to try this out, please let me know… It just might work!

I’m just kinda sitting here, waiting until this movie hits the theaters. Any day now… In the meantime, I’m just gonna chill and jam to my new favorite band.

I found this article to be pretty interesting… I was thinking about getting a DVD-R… I probably still will though. Anyone want a bagel?

I played this once, and got 220 points. Which means it’s time for me to go to bed. So check out the John’s Crawlspace forums, they’re off to a pretty decent start. If you have nothing else to do, why not come, sign up and post?