Hopscotch With Hitler April 30

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Edit: I dunno if many of your are NOFX fans, but NOFX-The_War_On_Errorism-2003-pH was ripped today, and you can get it in #altrock on EFNet. I haven’t heard it yet but I’m sure it’s great, I’m still downloading it.

OST-Matrix_Reloaded-2CD-2003-MVP was ripped less than an hour ago, and isn’t even on bots in any channels on IRC yet. However, since I’m the man, I’ll hook all you Deftones fans up with their new track off of the soundtrack - You can download it here, it’s called “Lucky You”. I’m not sure if I like it yet, it’s actually pretty damn mellow, sounds more like Team Sleep then Deftones. Anyway, check it out. Speaking of Team Sleep, you can download their contribution to the soundtrack, entitled “The Passportal”, right here. Oh yeah, I heard that the new Matrix movie is gonna be showing in I-Max theaters? That would be awesome if that was true. And while I’m still (sort of) on the topic of the Deftones, I haven’t seen the video for the track “Minerva” yet, but you can download it from this page. I actually heard “Minerva” on the radio the other day, I was really surprised, and I spit soda everywhere. I didn’t spit the soda everywhere out of surprise, though, I spit it out because it was Sprite Remix, and it tastes like absolute ass. I do wanna try this new orange Mountain Dew stuff, regardless of the fact that all the new drinks that have come out over the past year or so have tasted like shit - or maybe it’s just me… But come on, do any of you actually like Code Red or Pepsi Blue? I’d rather drink whale piss. Oh yeah, by the way, drinking carbonated beverages does make you extreme, who cares what the kids at school say?

Dammit! I saw this eBay auction, and got a great idea. I’d place a bid, and win. Then, I’d get this jackass to tattoo my website address on his head. I’m sure as hell not paying more than $50 for that though. He must be pretty desperate for cash, maybe he has a supercool habit or something? Anyway…

This site is kinda weird… It’s the type of page you’d spend an hour at and not even realize it if you were stoned… Sorta reminds me of thewoodcutter.com, anyone remember that shit? Oh well, check it out if you’re a lonely stoner, as I know many of you are… Hahaha. Check this shit out, too, it’s weird as hell.

If you’re one of those losers that got off looking at Lara Croft nudes and drooled over Princess Toadstool, you’ll probably like this site, it’s an image gallery of those girls from that Dead or Alive Volleyball game, except they’re naked. Kinda odd, but nowhere near so as this, which is just all sorts of fucked up.

Want to see what John’s Crawlspace looks like in Windows Longhorn? Check it out here. Also, I thought that this image was kinda funny.

Well I guess I’ll just post these last few links for now… This directory has a bunch of MP3 albums. This page has a shitload of ‘warez’ on it, so that’s worth checking out. Dixie Chicks… Nude? Sorta - On a similiar note, this chick is hot as… Well, something extremely hot. I dunno why I like those kind of chicks, I don’t dress like a freak or anything, but… Yeah. Be sure to check out CreamyCheeseSpread.com. Oh yeah, and one more thing… All you damn Canadians, quit bringing SARS into the US! Or at least stay out of Pennsylvania… Thank you and goodnight.

Discuss: Cheese Grater Masturbation April 25

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Seeing as how it’s been like a week since my last update, I guess I should probably post, huh? Yeah… I’ve been pretty busy with school lately, since classes are almost done with, so there’s alot of end-of-the-semester reports to do, not to mention BULLSHIT ART ASSIGNMENTS… And I got a new job in a deli, which is pretty cool, but I’ve been putting in more hours there in the past two weeks than I have at any other place I’ve ever worked at. So that’s good, and bad. Anyway, I got the SOAD MP3 section back up, because I got about 20 mails everyday asking why the links didn’t work. So uhhh… Enjoy?

I’m sure alot of you have already heard about ‘ripper’, the kid who od’ed on prescription medicine and died, live on his webcam. I had heard about it and all but never read the actual chat logs… It’s kind of upsetting to read that, at least I think so. I can honestly say that I would have called 911 if I had been in that channel, though I understand why the other people in there were hesitant. Still, it’s just fucked up. Anyway, his older brother setup a website about him to raise awareness about drug abuse and all, but I think it’s messed up that there’s a paypal donation link on there… It’s like he’s trying to cash in on his dead brother - not cool.

I was real bored just looking at some websites, and I found this thread. If you don’t feel like reading a bunch of forum posts, it’s basically a bunch of perverts who walk around with cameras and take pictures of unsuspecting girl’s asses, then posting them on the message board for all the other users to see. Is it just me, or is that wrong? Anyway, having said that, this chick is just fine, that’s an amazing ass, and this… Well, it’s just plain wrong.

Coolio’s Babes is a nice site, there’s a new gallery on there every day. This, on the other hand, is an example of something that would be considered mean, maybe even sick. You see, mean is the opposite of nice… Or is it?

I’ve never seen Bowling For Columbine, though I’ve heard it was really good. Apparently, though, not everyone seems to think so… Speaking of movies, I’ve seen a few recently, so I’ll briefly let you know what I thought about them. “Lost Highway” was really weird… Then again, it’s a David Lynch film, so I should have expected that. I just didn’t like it, it was kinda hard to follow… Good soundtrack though. I saw “Old School” twice now, though I didn’t really feel like seeing it the second time. Dammit! I know I’ve seen more in the past few weeks, but I just can’t think of what. On a different note, I got my Orgazmo DVD in the mail today, it was shipped from Hong Kong, and seriously took almost a month to get here… So I’ll probably go watch that in a little while.

Alright, I don’t care what you think of me or my sexuality, this dog/seal thing is the cutest fucking thing ever. But what the hell is it? I IM’ed a bunch of the girls on my buddy list and asked if they would kill it with a shovel for $1000, but none of them said yes. I’m ashamed of all of you. Anyway, I wonder who would win in a fight, the Pandadog, or this little kitlet?

Ever want to see Janis Joplin topless? Right, niether have I… But in case you do, click here, ya big prevert. That’s just wrong. What’s next, Bob Dylan’s dick? No thanks.

Would anyone mind telling me just what the hell this is all about? Thanks. Alright, well that’s all I’m gonna post for now. Check out ForumFlames.com and TwelveFifteen.com… And don’t click this. Oh, and this is hilarious. Alright, I’m seriously done now.

Mobscene April 19

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Hey everybody, sorry for the drunk post last night, I really don’t see how that was that big of a deal though, some of you left some pretty pissed off comments in the thread thinger. Anyway, if any of you are bored, why not get on IRC, log onto EFNet and talk to “apathie”, he’s Allen DeLaFuente’s gay lover… Not that that’s a bad thing. Regardless, annoy the shit out of him for being a little bitch. In other news, man attempts to save diglet, is arrested… More tonight at eleven.

I have a question… Why would a website run by six guys have a picture of a guys dick in the fan signs section? I dunno man, personally, if someone sent me a pic of their penis, the last thing I would think to do would be… “Hey, I’m gonna post that on my website, sweet!” Anyway, the real point of this post was to get people to bother “apathie” for me, but let’s see… Check out this site for some music videos - Too bad they’re all in RealPlayer format, and they’re mostly emo bands. There’s some real “trippy” (what a gay word) shit on this site. If you’re a fan of Ali Landry, you just might enjoy this page.

Mom’s Spaghetti Strikes Backlet April 19

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I dom’t have muchto say except enjoy yourk weekends. Why? Well tommorow (Sat.) is the anniversarry of Waco and the Oklahoma City Bombing., and Sunday is Eastert, 4:20 (thatsfyucking gay) and Hitler’s Birthday. BALLSACK

Makin’ Crazy Cheese April 17

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Obviously, ever since I took the “cam hotties” off of the site, I’ve been getting literally hundreds of people asking me why they’re gone, and if/when they’ll be back. Well, I coulda sworn I addressed this issue in a post a week or two ago, but let’s just go over this again. I was required to take the images off by my webhost, due to the insane amount of bandwidth they were using. Well, I do plan on bringing them back, however, they’re gonna be on a site which is in the works for that sole purpose: camgirl pr0n. In the meantime, however, I think I have a link or two put away that should keep you “busy”. Alright, you know the saying “you only get what you pay for”? Yeah, that’s what your mom told you after you ordered that time machine off of eBay and it didn’t work, right? My friends and I proved that statement to be wrong so many times during our early teen years (shoplifting is bad!), but I’m getting off the subject here.

If you’re a rap fan, or like to hear the rap disses that they write about one another, then you’ll like this site, which has the scoop on all the current and recent “rap battles”.

Some company is working on condoms that numb your junk, so if you’re one of those premature evacuators, this article might be worth checking out.

You know what’s funny/ironic? This site uses the “Buddy Christ” image (from Kevin Smith’s Dogma), and that image was, if anything, a mockery of the Christian faith. I bet the people running the site don’t even know that, either.

Man, I seriously want a “Fog Blaster“. It would be awesome to use to freak people out when they’re high, and it’d be cool to take into a movie theater, or just follow random people around on the streets and keep shooting fog at them. Okay, so uhh… Buy me one, and I’ll sell you my soul. I’ll put it in a .ZIP file, I could just e-mail it to you. Cool?

Check out Poo Manchu, and… Oh, wow, looks like that’s the only site I need to plug today. Hmm… Let’s see… Oh, you’ll like this site if you’re one of those grundles who loves street racing and stuff. If you’re a fan of the “Ambiguously Gay Duo” animated shorts on SNL, then check this site out, it has all of them on there… Unfortunately, they’re in Quicktime format. Haha, Iraq playing cards, how creative… I like it. Alright, well I got my Family Guy DVD in the mail the other day and I haven’t even opened it yet, so I’m gonna go watch that. Tommorow I work (yeah, I got a new job) then I’m gonna smoke some saliva (no, not salvia, I said saliva) and head out to some party with my older sister’s friends. Saturday I have some friends coming here at like 9 in the mo’ and we’re gonna get real down and spend the whole day in the city (Philly, for all you nonbelievers), so I probably won’t be posting again until Sunday or Monday.

Tip-Toe Through The Tulips April 12

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I drove down to Sam Ash near the King of Prussia mall today with my dad and brother so he could pick out a new guitar for his birthday, and needless to say we were there for awhile. I was wandering around and I found the turntables section. That shit is awesome! I was messing around with whatever the hell this thing was for like half an hour. It actually took CDs, and you could scratch with them as if they were records, it was really cool. Anyway, from now on, you may all refer to me as MixMaster Jiglet, or the negro formally known as DJ JiggaJohn.

I’ve been told that the security around the new Deftones CD is very tight, the band does not want this album to be leaked to the internet before it hits the stores next month. Soom poor fan tried to get a look at what her favorite band has been up to, and just look what happened to her! Anyway, it’d be nice to have some FTPs setup in advance so that as soon as the album leaks, I can post it on here. If you run an ftp and are interested in getting the album ASAP, let me know, maybe we can work something out. Oh yeah, speaking of the new CD, you can see the cover art for it here. For those of you who checked out the track “Minerva“, how incredibly homosexual does that DJ sound who says the name of the song after he plays it? “That is new Deftones! Minerrrrva is the name of that song!” Wait, can we watch Porky’s now?

Windows XP Users: Okay, you know those fucking annoying-ass popups you get all the time? Not the ones in Internet Explorer, the ones you get all the time when you’re connected to the internet - They look like this. Well I’ve seen software that is created for the sole purpose of blocking those ads, and it sells for like $30. That’s such a load of shit - If you want to get rid of those messages for good, just go to your Start Menu, choose ‘Run’, and then type net stop messenger in the dialog box, and hit enter - And you’re set, you shouldn’t get anymore of those annoying shitgrenades.

The Everyday Hotties Gallery was down for a week or so, I got it back up though thanks to 7pounds.net. So you can check that out here. Mmmm…

I haven’t really been keeping up with Eminem’s career lately, due to a lack of interest, but someone pointed out to me that Ja Rule wrote a “dis” track about Eminem, 50 Cent, Dr. Dre, Truth Hurts, and Lil’ Mo. You can check that out here, it’s called “Loose Change” (I think). I’m kinda interested in hearing Eminem’s response to this, Ja Rule is a fucking nobody compared to him, and Eminem’s “dis tracks” are always creative and funny. So if I hear anything else on that I’ll keep you posted. Oh yeah, and there’s this: Jay-Z has spoken out over the Eminem/Ja Rule beef, suggesting Ja might have bitten off more than he can chew. “Ja’s being real stupid on this one,” he said. “He was OK, he had his spot, you know? This will bury him. No one’s ever beat Em in no battle, and he’s gonna kick that ass hard.” And one other thing… In the MP3, Prence pointed out that 1:30 into the song, Ja Rule spells out M-U-R-D-R-E… What an idiot. According to sources close to the Aftermath/Shady camp, there is an entire mixtape in the works that features Em, 50, D12, Dr. Dre, Obie Trice and others that will respond to disses that crew has been receiving from Murder Inc, Benzino & The Source, Royce Da 5′9″, Pacewon and others to be highlighted on the mixtape. While on the topic of rap, some niggaz best leave my dogg Snoop-A-Loop alone… See?

Okay, I don’t think I like this site… I mean come on, this is just gross. It’s cool though.

It’s not too often that I come across a website that makes me think. This site, however, really got me thinking about the meaning of life. Why are we all here? There’s some seriously deep shit on there. Yeah… Anyway, let’s take a look in Jizlet’s slap-happy mailbag!


From: “Your Name“
Date: 09 Apr 2003, 08:19:10 PM
Subject: hey man whats up

whats up,
Yo i brought back a site that is more music orientated, maybe i can even be one of your really favorite sites? but anyway i wanna trade links with you because im not just some shitty site i have some good stuff, so just check me out and let me know what you think. Thanks, heres the url by the way http://www.skizzle.net.
–
yoni,
skizzle.net

Word, that’s actually a pretty cool site. And I don’t actually say ‘word’ seriously, although it has crept it’s way into my everyday vocabulary, and I don’t like that.


From: “Evans, Dan (HBO)”
Date: 03 Apr 2003, 12:04:54 PM
Subject: Uncle Saddam

Philly Boy!
Hey, since your one tirade on Saddam, I thought you might want to check out something new coming to DVD. It aired on Cinemax about a year ago and I saw it then… it is scary as hell. By the way, you never let me know what you thought of my measly website… well, besides being greatly disturbed by the shot of me on the shitter. Hope things are cool with you.
Later.

Dan

[Amazon.com’s Uncle Saddam (DVD) Product Link]

Thanks man, I’d actually watch this if I had access to it, but I don’t think I’d spend the money to buy it. Still, it looks interesting, and maybe some of my readers will check it out. Anyway, this next mail is in reference to this link, which I posted recently.


From: Nick Horton
Date: 31 Mar 2003, 11:22:42 PM
Subject: Japanese Porn Cartoon

You were right that Japanese porn cartoon you posted about was pretty hilarious. So hilarious, in fact, that I had to show the Japanese foreign exchange student. He was shocked at first and refused to believe it was really made by asians. This is part of the conversation:

ME: hahahahaha [site url] you crazy japs are sick

HIM: what in the hec is this thing???

ME: thats sick

HIM: no i think this is made in US people they try to make it look like japs made it

ME: lol no its japanese

HIM: no, you guys are trying to trick us(japs)

ME: haha no its really asian

HIM: NO!!!!

ME: yes!!!! ok it has to be asian b/c the asian guy has a huge dick at the end, but the americans is small and everyone knows asian dicks are smaller

HIM: thats a stereotype

ME: yeah but why would the asians be bigger? oviously b/c an asian drew it

HIM: NO! i think mexcan made that

ME: lol

HIM: dont you agree?? obviously its mexcans job

ME: no im positive its japanese sorry dude

HIM: oh, well….

ME: even the website is a japanese domain .jp

but do you know what those characters from??

ME: No

HIM: those people are from english text book that we use in japan for english class so its kinda like imagine your spanish text book and they use those people inside the book and make the site like that its pretty sick

ME: haha are you serious?

HIM: Yea its from school text book

ME: haha thats awesome

HIM: you should make it like that by using people from your spanish text book

So that’s pretty sick its from their school books over there. Thought you’d find that amusing. Keep up the funny posts.

Nick

Wow, that was a pretty lengthy dialogue, thanks Nick, for shedding some light on this very interesting topic. Alright, enough mail, who wants to read someone else’s mail anyway? What the hell is wrong with you people? You disgust me.

I just remembered this one time I got real stiz with this French exchange student who was a big weirdo. He kept talking about “Mister Pepsi” and the rest of us had no idea what he was talking about. He kept saying “Mr Pepsi loves cocaine” and laughing to himself, it was really quite strange. Well, I was bored today so I decided to investigate this “Mr. Pepsi”. What did I find? A shitload of stuff, so I only looked at one result (talk about integrity) - this is retarded, and Frenchies suck. I don’t personally have a problem with them though, I just think making fun of people in general is funny.

Did you know that John Travolta agreed to do Grease 3? I’m not kidding either, look. That’s ashame.

Wanna see something strange? Check out this image of our president. Now highlight the image (or press CTRL + A) - Weren’t expecting that, were you? I hate to type such short paragraphs, but that’s all I have to say about that image, so I figured I’d type what I’m typing right now, just to fill up some space, and make the post look big and juicy, like a hamburger. You know hamburgers? Yeah, the ones with the… This guy knows what I’m talking about.

Man, I love sites like funkyshit.org. I mean, if it wasn’t for them, how else would I find wonderful images like this?

I definitely don’t agree with half of the shit that the guy has to say on this site, but it’s still relatively humorous, it’s a list of the top 100 CDs that need to be removed from your collection immediately, or something to that effect.

Looking for some small, useful apps? Check this site out. Regardless though, do not click here… Seriously. Oh yeah, check out the high-res trailer for the upcoming Matrix movie here… Shit’s amazing. Check out the ‘albums’ section on x.xirgo.net for alot of Zeppellin cds. Last, but not least, be sure to check out estupid.net, eluid.org, skizzle.net, 7pounds.net, and the Iraq Body Count page. Okay, one last thing… What the hell is this shit all about? Damn.

BREAKING NEWS April 11

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I have a big update in the works, but I had to post this right when I saw it, so people wouldn’t e-mail me saying I ripped it off from FARK or something, though I wouldn’t doubt that it’s already on there. Anyway, I’ll get to the point - You must read this article. I can’t imagine that would be fake, seeing as how it’s on Yahoo!, and I’ve always considered them a pretty reliable source for news… What do you think?

Edit: Well, some of you decided to ruin my fun by pointing out to my stupid ass that the article is, in fact, fake. Dammit! Oh yeah, new Deftones single, Minerva, can be downloaded here, it’s a radio rip, but the quality is fine. I haven’t even finished downloading it yet, but I know it’s gonna rox0r my box3rz.

Burps Are Just Mouth Farts April 7

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Alright, now seriously, would someone please explain to me why it’s snowing out? For the love of scab sammiches, it’s fucking April. Where’s the nice weather? This is just annoying. It was shitty out almost all weekend. On Saturday, a whole bunch of us went camping, so naturally, it was freezing out. We had an enormous fire going, thanks to two cans of gun powder and alot of gasoline and fireworks, but it was still cold and windy as shit - Well, at least from what I remember. It’s weird having a video camera with you when you drink, because you watch it the next day or whenever, and you realize there were people there that you don’t even remember seeing. That tends to happen alot, but I guess it’s not a big deal, a small price to pay for a night of drunken, uhh… Drunken fun? I’m not doing too well here with my choice of words, I seriously need to sleep. I just got my Stella DVD in the mail, so I’m gonna go watch that, and probably end up sleeping the rest of the day, even though I have a shitload of schoolwork due tommorow. One more thing: Please, for the love of god, stop rapping. I’ll post more later, I’m just really exhausted right now.