John’s Crawlspace

Okay, I’ve been here at Shippensburg for over two weeks now, so obviously I have some things to bitch about. Let’s see, where should I start? Oh yeah… Fatties! The majority of the time it’s girls, we have quite a few fatlets here in the dorm I’m in, and often times they block the stairwells, so I have to wait until they come the whole way down that flight of stairs before I can start going up… Otherwise we’d get stuck, and they’d have to call the fire department. GET OUTTA THE WAY, FATTIES!

What the hell is Chronic Candy? I don’t like how on the site it isn’t very clear at all about the “contents” of these candies… They make it sound like it has THC in it or something, but what are the chances of that? Though I gotta admit, that would be awesome, no?

I was browsing through globalapathy.com (which has The State episodes up for download here, by the way) when I came across this picture… How funny is the shirt that chick is wearing?

If you’re a fan of A Perfect Circle, you should check out their new song. Currently only a radio rip of the track is available, so the quality isn’t all that great, but it’s definitely better than nothing. The song is called “Weak & Powerless”, and you can download it here. You’re welcome.

Unfortunately, I have a shitload of school stuff to do now, so I’m gonna cut this update a little bit short. Be sure to check out jmvonline.com and freestylin.org.

Just so you all know, I wrote this part of the update on Monday, but never got around to posting it until now: Alright, so about half an hour ago I was taking a nap since my roommate was gone and it was pouring outside. I hadn’t gotten to bed until almost 4 last night, so I was pretty tired. I remember hearing this weird buzzing noise, it sounded like the dorm building’s PA system was broken or something. Anyway, I fell back asleep, and all of a sudden this girl busts open my door and tells me to go outside right away. So I go out and their are some cops out there, and the rest of the people from the dorms. I was then told to stay behind and that I needed to talk to someone about the incident… What happened was I slept through a fire drill. Honestly, the noise didn’t sound anything like what I’m used to fire alarms sounding like, and apparently there was an announcement beforehand, but I sure as hell didn’t hear that. So my name and social security number were taken down, and now they said they need to schedule a judicial hearing for me. I understand they’re just following school policy and all, but that just doesn’t seem fair to me. It would have been a good idea the first day that we got here for them to set the alarm off for a minute just so we could hear what it sounded like. I mean if this ever happens again I’ll know to go outside, but I had no idea before, and I just went back to sleep… This sucks!

I updated the video section, so now all the links are working. I have so many more videos to add, I just need to find the time to capture/edit/compress them. I’ll let you know when I’ve added more.

If you believe in ‘psychic powers’ and that type of bullshit, then you might wanna check this site out… Moron. Or, if you’re normal like the majority of us, you can go here for more thongage then you’ll know what to do with… You’re welcome.

Wow… The images on this site are just damn huge - Makes me wish I had access to some kind of monster printer.

This site is awesome if you’re on a fast connection… Over fifty full-length movies on there, all you do is click on the one you want to see, and it streams it right from the site. I watched half an hour or so of Pulp Fiction, but then I remembered I have the DVD, and sitting at my computer watching it in a little box was a waste of time. Still, check it out before it’s gone, since I doubt it will be around much longer now that I’ve ‘plugged’ it.

Mmm… Brunch was the shit today, I had like 50 hash browns… Gonna be busting ass left and right pretty soon, so I’m looking forward to that.

Holy god, this girl is hot. I take it she’s a pop star in some other country, which would explain why she has all of these videos out. Damn!

The headline for this article is “Police: Drugs Make Man Cook, Eat His Genitals” - I think that alone should be enough for you to check it out.

If I knew this kid in real life, I would totally call him dick-arm, it would be awesome.

I don’t know what’s worse… The fact that someone actually spent the time collecting pictures to create this quiz, or the fact that I scored a 15 out of 16 on it… I got all the answers right on this one - I guess I just have an eye for that sort of thing, which is definitely a good thing.

If you’re an eDonkey (or eMule) user, and you’re into shit like Upright Citizens Brigade, The State, MST3K, Newsradio, and/or all the funny ass cartoons on Adult Swim, then you’ll definitely want to check this site out.

I totally agree with whoever created this petition - God needs to knock it off man.

Damn… What I wouldn’t give to get my name on this list - Talk about bragging rights! Okay, well I have to go sit at a desk from until 2 AM now, and I have a five minute speech due tommorow that I haven’t even started yet, hopefully I’ll get that done while I’m ‘working’. Check out etard.org, or else.

Guess what guys, I’ve got some good news - The Pennsylvania Senior Games are being held here this year - Thank god! There are seriously old people everywhere, and the scent of death follows them. Oh wait, that’s not death, it’s just pig shit - alot of farmers around here use it as fertilizer, and it’s awesome when it’s the first thing you smell when you wake up in the morning; the cool breeze carrying the scent through your open window in your dorm room right into your face. Err, I got a little bit off track there, my bad. Anyway, at first I was curious… What the hell can old people do that could even be considered competetive… Prune juice chugging contests? Maybe they all fall over sideways and whoever breaks their hip first wins. Well, I asked around, and it turns out they actually have events like races and long jumps and shit. I would love to get absolutely hammered and go watch the senior games. What an awesome idea! How funny would it be to choose an old lady to cheer for, and wildly scream her name from the stands while she’s doing an event? I’d imagine that your average senior citizen would have a heart attack, and that would be totally sweet sour.

I just realized that none of the files in the video section are working, I don’t know how long the server has been down for, but I’ll get them back up (and add a few more) sometime soon. For now though, I have a new video. What happens when two white kids from the suburbs get hammered and go into the city with a camera? Shit like this. And by the way, I copyrighted that dance back in `96, so hands off.

Holy shit. I realize Metallica are a bunch of douchebags now and everything, but I seriously cannot believe this. The band is taking legal action against a Canadian rock band, Unfaith. Why, you ask? Well, Unfaith seems to have used the chords E and F in their music. What a bunch of morons. Didn’t they know that Metallica owns those chords? I mean honestly, that’s common knowledge, right? All sarcasm aside though, that’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. This is from the article - “[Lars] Ulrich states that he’s not trying to prevent Unfaith from using the two chords, only that he feels Metallica should be credited for them whenever used, and is calling for 50% of all revenue generated from any song using them.” As much as they suck, I gotta say I still listen to their first few CDs once in awhile, but damn… I didn’t think they could be any more ridiculous, and then they prove me wrong by doing this shit.

I definitely like the idea of this site. I’m pretty sure this page will be useful for those of you who are sick and tired of telemarketers. Want a free e-mail account with 100 MB of space? Here. Alright, check out the following sites. toxic8.net, arfmagazine.com, panda-steak.com, fouked.com, reodorant.com, and howhungry.com.

I don’t know how many of you have seen Dumb & Dumberer, but it’s not that great of a movie at all. I’m a huge fan of the first one, so this was a major dissapointment for me. I got bored today though, so I was messing around with this video editing software, and decided I’d use it to save the funny part(s) from the movie before I deleted it from my hard drive (the movie, that is). The only parts I thought were funny were the scenes that Bob Saget was in. Yeah, I know, it’s Bob Saget, but what can I say, it cracked me up. I bet he’s actually a pretty funny guy too, seeing as how he directed Dirty Work, which in my opinion is one of the funniest movies ever. Anyway, you can download that clip here. You need to have the DiVX codec installed in order to view the file, and if you can’t figure it out on your own, please don’t e-mail me asking for help. I’m probably gonna capture some stuff from my videocamera (which I’ve been meaning to do for awhile now) and when I do, I’ll post that on here as well, in the videos section.

I’ve been pretty busy lately, which would (as usual) be the reason for my lack of posts. But I start summer courses (figure I’ll get a few credits out of the way) on Monday, so since I’ll be living in a dorm room, chances are I’ll be updating more, especially during the day when there’s nothing else going on.

I saw Pirates of the Carribean on Thursday, and I gotta say it was pretty damn cool. I liked Johnny Depp’s character (Jack Sparrow) alot, there were some funny parts in it, but it was mostly just an overall cool movie, with pretty good special effects and awesome fighting scenes. And then last night (Friday) I saw The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which was alot cooler than I thought it was going to be. Even though I kinda slept through the first hour of it or so, when I woke up and saw what I had been sleeping through, I was pissed off, because what I did see of the movie was awesome. While on the topic of movies… I really want to see Envy. It has Amy Poehler, Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and Christopher Walken in it, so if it sucks I will be extremely surprised (not to mention dissapointed). Anyway, check out the trailer.

Man, I really wanna go to The Warped Tour this year… Even though more than half of the bands that are gonna be there totally suck, I’d love to see AFI, Atmosphere, Authority Zero, the Dropkick Murphys, Glassjaw, Poison the Well, Rancid, Story of the Year, Thrice, and The Used. Any other bands playing there that are half decent? Lemme know… And no, I don’t like emo, so none of that shit please. I was supposed to go to the Warped Tour last year in Asbury Park, NJ, but when we got there, the ATM machines were empty, and we had no way of getting money, so only three of the people who went actually got in, and the rest of us just went home… So that was a dissapointment. Anyway… If NOFX, Thursday, and/or Anti-Flag were playing this year, I’d do everything in my power to go. As of now I dunno if I’m gonna end up going though. Anyway…

These caption things are pretty funny, if used properly.

Have you ever wanted to interview Hitler? God knows I have. Well guess what? Now you can!

Kazaa Lite K++ 2.4.0 is out, you can grab that here - Pretty useful if you ask me.

Want a Seagate 120 GB internal hard drive for $89.99? Check it out. I have two of ‘em, they’ve proven to be quite useful. Yeah, dis nigga be hookin y’all up wif da hot ish.

Honestly… Who the hell has a campout at IHOP? And what the hell is this shit… GROSS! Did you click that link, and now have horrible images in your head? Here, that should help. No? Well this certainly won’t do anything for you then. And now, it’s time for sleep.

I went to see In Flames at the Troc last night, and it was hands-down the best show I’ve seen. They sound so good live, it was amazing. Soilwork, Unearth, and Chimaira also played, but I never heard Unearth, and didn’t want to see Chimaira, so we came late. I was pretty driz when I got there, and I don’t remember seeing Soilwork, but oddly enough I remember In Flames playing just fine, I dunno what’s up with that. I saw some people from High School there, so that was cool. On a somewhat similiar note, you can see Soilwork’s new video for the song “Light The Torch” here. Oh yeah, and if you’re a fan of In Flames, the lead singer (Anders Friden) is in another band now as well, called Passenger. This isn’t exactly brand new news or anything, but if you haven’t heard their song “In Reverse”, you can check it out here.

If you’re a Deftones fan, check out the latest version of their website. They have a couple bootlegged concerts up for download in mp3 format, which is something that not alot of major label bands do, so that’s pretty damn cool. Definitely one of my favorite bands of all time, as if most of you didn’t already know.

Wow! All this time I had no idea I was addicted to the most dangerous drug of all: Water. That doesn’t make me some kind of hippie, does it? If so, please shove a fist up my ass. Anyway… I hope my water addiction won’t have any negative side-effects or anything.

Okay, this is a perfect example of the reason why I hate online polls - The majority of them look like they were designed by three year olds.

Need some apps? No? Well fuck you then. If you’re a cheapskate like me, you’ll like this site, it lists tons of good deals on everything from computers to clothing, and uh… Well, that’s all. I realize I haven’t updated for awhile… Yeah, about that, quit bitching. And hey, check this out! It appears to be a work in progress, so to speak, but the galleries section works… Pretty cool. I’d like to shake hands with it’s creator.