John’s Crawlspace

Just so you all know, hosting arrangements have already been taken care of for the cam hotties, I’m just waiting for the server to be ready, so chill the fronk out. It’s finals week now, I have a final tommorow and I haven’t even began to study yet… I didn’t even wake up until 4 o’clock this afternoon, which is pretty bad. So just be patient and they’ll be here soon, and once I’m done fucking these finals in the ass, the site will be r0×0ring once again.

They totally stopped accepting those Sheetz coupons here, because the lines of people waiting to use them were actually out the door of the place, and it was definitely having a significant impact on the business. The whole free MTO idea was a terrible business decision on their part, but you definitely won’t hear me complaining about it. They stopped accepting them here Friday night, but I know they worked yesterday for people in other areas, there are people up at IUP using them, though today’s the seventh so if you haven’t gotten any yet then hurry your ass up and take advantage of this shit.

Starting Friday night at 8 PM, it became “24 Hour Quiet Hours” here in the dorms, meaning that you have to have your door closed and music down at all times, which really sucks, especially for loud kids like me. So we got everyone in the hall to blast their music, and people brought their amps out in the hallway and rocked out right up until 8:00, it was pretty funny. I have alot of good video to post on here as well, once I get around to transferring it to my computer, which is a total pain in the ass, but there is one new video in the videos section, so if you’re bored or whatever, check that out. I’m leaving you now with intentions to head to the study lounge and hit the books, but I know deep down that it’s not gonna happen… I’ll never make it the whole way there, I’ll get distracted halfway and end up watching a movie or something… Dammit, someone needs to beat the shit out of me, and seriously threaten my life, otherwise I’ll never get any studying done… I hate college.

It sucks when you’re all fucked up and want some food… You go to Sheetz or Wawa or whatever and end up spending like ten bucks on a sandwich, and the next day you don’t even remember eating it. Well, I can’t do anything about the blackouts, but I can hook up those of you who have a Sheetz near you with a free MTO thinger. This works, I tried it yesterday… We went to Sheetz, and almost everyopne there was using these coupons, they’ve spread like wildfire and literally half the school knows about it. Anyway…

This isn’t illegal or anything either. Just print that shit out, and you’re set. I know people that have gone like four times in a day, and Sheetz can’t do anything about it. It’s possible that these won’t work in some areas though, all I know is that they’re from some Penn State survey thing, so maybe they only work in PA? Who knows, it’s worth a shot though. These expire on the 7th, so get movin. Oh yeah, you’re welcome.

Yo yo yo, JiggaJizlet is back in the house, and if you ain’t know, you betta AXE SUMBUNNY. Seriously. I have been so stressed lately, and (insert the usual college kid excuses here) - You know what? I’m not gonna bore you with all that. My hosting company, prohosters.com (which, by the way, is the worst fucking webhost EVAR~~~!!111) decided to cancel my account a month before it was supposed to expire… So that was fucking awesome. Anyway, I’m with a new webhost now, clear-data.com, and I have a feeling this was a good decision on my part. They say you only get what you pay for, and that’s definitely true with my old hosts, since I’ve definitely gotten the shit end of the stick on numerous occassions, as though of you who follow the site and have been doing so for years now know is very true. Almost getting kicked out of high school because of a faggot-ass webhost who has nothing better to do than try to scare (at the time) immature teenagers? And that’s just one example. Anyway… The site is back for good now (as far as I’m concerned anyway) and as long as I don’t have any technical problems you should be ale to enjoy The Crawlspace regularly again. So yeah, tell your friends, plug me on your sites (if you have one and don’t mind doin it) and help get the word out, because visitors=motivation=better site. I will be bringing the “cam hotties” back soon, and the site is definitely going to improve in that aspect. This week and next week are going to be hectic with finals and all, but after that I have Christmas break, which should be a good opportunity for me to put in alot of work on the site.

Something I enjoy doing with this site is introducing you to music that I find (or am introduced to by someone else) and enjoy. You may already know and either like or dislike these bands, and thats fine, but I love sharing the music that I listen to with others. So the new “featured artist” is Arch Enemy. If you’re a fan of Swedish metal acts like In Flames or Dark Tranquility, then this is right up your alley. Lead “singer” Angela Gossow’s vocal stylings are best described as ferocious and aggressive, and the music is so melodic and… I’m not good with words when I’m describing stuff like this, but if you like the aforementioned bands, then check these guys out. In the past few months I’ve found out about so many great bands of all types of genres, and continue to do so, so expect the “Featured Audio” to change semi-frequently.

We watched The Wizard of Oz synched up with Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” the other day. I saw it one other time, but I noticed alot more similiarities, and it’s definitely interesting, especially if you read over this page beforehand, since it lets you know what to look for and all. If I wasn’t low on cash, I’d definitely order one of these DVDs, which is an awesome collectors item if you ask me. However, I wasn’t aware that “Alice in Wonderland” and Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” could also be played in a similiar manner. I’m not too interested in checking that out though, since I probably would have heard of it from someone before now if it was worth seeing.

To those of you e-mailing me claiming that you never recieved your free magazine subscriptions, I don’t know what to tell you. It takes 6-8 weeks usually until you will actually start recieving them, but I already started getting Blender, FHM, and GamePro. And I just found a free subscription to Spin magazine, which is pretty cool if you ask me. Just sign up for a free account over at GameSpy.com, and then go here to claim your free subscription. Don’t like giving out your real e-mail address to these companies? Sneakemail.com is one of the most useful things I’ve come across in a long time… I’m not gonna take the time to explain it but if you’re tired of spam, definitely check it out. Or, if you’re into the anal sex, why not get yourself some free KY Jelly? Next to JV Jelly, it’s the best stuff you can get. Free copy of “How The Grinch Stole Christmas”? Sure, why not? And… OMG!!!1111 Free subscription to Seventeen magazine here. Oh yeah, if you still didn’t get Maxim and Stuff free, click here (check the option on the very bottom of the page to recieve Stuff as well). This site has tons of other free subscriptions on it, so knock yourself out.