John’s Crawlspace

I’m not much of a coke/pepsi drinker, but I still thought this was pretty interesting. It’s a page explaining how to tell if the Pepsi you’re buying has a winning code inside the lid for a free “I-Tune” download, or whatever. So check it out if you’re against using Kazaa or whatever it is that people use nowadays for P2P.

I come across quite a few “freebies” on the web, and besides the free magazine subscriptions, I’d have to say that this is the coolest I’ve found thus far - It’s a free 24″ x 36″ Boyz II Men anti-smoking poster. It’s so lame that it fucking rocks my world. It says “Smoke free, it’s the new evolution”, and it’s got a PHAT group picture of the mega-cuties themselves.

Notproud.com is another one of those online confession sites. It’s kinda interesting… The confessions are placed into seven categories - the seven deadly sins (pride, envy, sloth, gluttony, greed, lust, and anger). I dunno, I thought that was pretty cool, it kept me entertained for a good ten minutes or so.

For the love of god… Honestly, what the hell do you need a vibrator for your PS2 for?

Did you know that according to French law, it is possible to marry a dead person, as long as it’s approved by the French President? That’s one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard… But it happens. Damn French… Always marrying dead people and swallowing 350 coins after drunken bets…

Can you imagine losing your wallet… And then getting it back fourty years later, with everything intact that was in it when you originally lost it? That’s some pretty crazy shit - See?

The “AK-MP3” is a portable MP3 player/jukebox that holds 20 GB of MP3s. What makes it “unique” is the fact that it’s built into the ammunition clip of a Kalashnikov assault rifle. It can be swapped with the real magazine carrying bullets and inserted into the weapon. Why would anyone ever need this? I honestly don’t understand.

I think most people that have had Jones Soda would agree that it rocks. But did you know that they have a Turkey & Gravy flavored soda? Apparently they made limited amounts and the response was overwhelming, which can only mean one thing: It was good. I think it sounds kinda gross personally, but I’d definitely try that shit.

If you happen to be in Britian, you should check out “Don’t Miss A Sec” - It’s considered art, but it’s really just a port-a-potty that you can see out of, since it has one-way mirrored walls. I think that’s pretty interesting, but I don’t know how comfortable I’d feel since it would seem like people could see me. Regardless though, it’s pretty damn cool.

I’m actually pretty interested in seeing Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of The Christ“, because I want to see what all the controversy is about. And the fact that the movie already killed someone in it’s first day of being shown to the public… Well, not to sound morbid or whatever, but that only makes it seem more appealing to me.

A week or so ago, my friend was telling me that she heard somewhere that some DJ was remixing the Beatles “White Album” with Jay-Z’s “Black Album”. That sounded kinda interesting, but I totally forgot about it. Today while browsing through websites I saw alot of sites mentioning “Grey Tuesday“, and didn’t know what the hell it was, so I decided to check it out. Well, it turns out that “DJ Danger Mouse” is the guy who mixed these two albums together, and it was met with a very high level of success. But EMI sent cease and desist letters to the DJ, as well as the stores that were selling the record, demanding that all copies of the album be destroyed. So Grey Tuesday is an organized protest to help distribute “The Grey Album”. You can find out more about this whole thing, as well !
as where to get ahold of MP3s of the album, here.

Plugs: Check out Dracos Unlimited. Yeah, that’s it. I normally wouldn’t be awake this early on a Friday but we had a fuckin’ fire drill at like 9 AM… So that rocked. Anyway, I think I’m headin’ up to PSU for the weekend, so… Peace out.

I really don’t watch a whole lot of TV, but FOX’s “The Littlest Groom” is seriously entertaining. Everyone in the dorms is freaking out about it. One of the midgets is hot! By the way, midgets aren’t people, they’re things.

I actually had some free time today, and decided to make a list of my albums… Actually, I have probably around 50 CD-Rs full of MP3 albums, so the list is just of the albums currently on my hard drive. So if you’re interested, for whatever reason, you can check out the list here. Please don’t e-mail me asking for me to send you albums or setup an FTP server or anything… I couldn’t do the latter if I wanted to anyway, I’m behind a college firewall. However, if you yourself have an FTP and you wanna give me access in exchange for me uploading some albums or whatever, then feel free to e-mail me and let me know. That’s basically all I have to say about that.

BOOBLE.COM - The adult search engine. Not sure how effective it is or anything, but the name was amusing to me, so whatever. Fuck off.

The Biggest Lynching in History, eh? Well, that’s… Interesting, to say the least. If that ever even really happened, and it were to happen today (which it obviously wouldn’t), animal rights groups would be all over that shit.

If you’re looking for an actual legal source for free MP3s, epitonic.com has alot of artists from a range of genres - Some good punk on there, from what I saw, so it’s worth a look.

Well this game is fuckin hard, and I definitely wasted like ten minutes of my life playing it. Check it out though, it’s fun. And speaking of fun… A to Z of Satanism is fun for the whole family! But you know what’s not fun? Marble Madness. I’ve always hated that game.

This site is pretty cool, it’s got a ton of hi-res images from the covers of metal albums, good for wallpapers or whatever I guess. Lotsa stuff on there though.

Want a free 2004 St. Pauli Girl poster? Click here - They give away 500 of them every day this month. How about a free Mobio DNA Extraction kit? I know you’ll all jump at the opportunity to snag one of those bad boys. And I saved the best for last… FREE LAXATIVES!

Plugs: Check out Tax That Ass and rebelxfilms.com.

On Saturday night (last Saturday), a band called Fused played here at Lambda Chi. I haven’t seen a band live (other than the battle of the bands the night before, which was also awesome, rock on Nothing To Write Home About) for a while - Since I didn’t get around to seeing Dillinger Escape Plan at the Troc as planned. Anyway, some of the songs they played (set list here) were kinda lame, but it was still cool as shit. When you’re drunk, and you know the words to the song, and the band playing is good, it’s usually alot of fun. I had a great time, it was loud as hell and really energetic. Anyway, just thought I’d throw that in there, and give them a plug since they have a website. And yeah, we only stayed at the Battle of the Bands to see Greg’s band play, which was awesome, so much fun… Then the night turned to shit after we left, but that’s not anything worth getting into. Or did you guys actually want to know? Dear Journal…

Wow, this is seriously fucking gay as shit.

My Valentine is gone for the weekend. So I think this link is somewhat appropriate. I don’t feel as strongly about “fuck Valentine’s Day” as some people seem to, though. Anyway, this is just a quick post to hold you all (or whats left of you) over until I have time to post something worth reading. I hope everyone had a great weekend - I definitely did. Peace nuggaz.

Update: Three brand new In Flames songs added to “featured audio” - Because I just rock that much. Is it because I’m dating Demi Moore? YOU KNOW IT!

Fucking ridiculous amounts of schoolwork, “drama” (moreso then ever before), and binge drinking have once again come between me and my computer… And therefore, the website. I dunno guys, one positive thing has come out of my college experience thus far. I have nearly perfected the incredible and mysterious Helsinki Slammer. And you better bet the ladies fear that shit. Seriously, what the hell is this shit all about? Masturbate for peace? Okay, that’s weird enough as it is, but that link leads to something about a Super Bowl masturbation party. And that is even weirder… Because if you’re having a Super Bowl party, shouldn’t it be… To watch the Super Bowl? Maybe I’m just old-fashioned, I dunno, but there’s definitely something wrong with that.

Exploding sperm whales? I guess that’s not something that you see every day.

I’ve known PJ Mattus since kindergarten, and we don’t talk too often anymore since we’re at different colleges and all, but I thought that this was pretty damn cool, it’s an interview of him done by dailypennsylvanian.com. Maybe not so interesting to people that don’t know him but whatever, check it out anyway.