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I got this off of entensity.net. It’s a coupon for a 99 cents rental of any movie at Blockbuster. Cool if you rent movies I guess, since otherwise it probably costs three or four bucks.

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I didn’t have time to read the entire thing, but “The History of the Non-Medical Use of Drugs in the United States” seemed like it’d be pretty interesting to read.

Ah yes, once again it’s time for the freebies that you have all come to know and love. How about a free 64 MB USB drive? Four years of Maxim & Stuff (here) sounds pretty good to me. Or if you’re into video games, this page offers free one-year subscriptions to Computer Gaming Magazine, Electronic Gaming Monthly, and XBOX Nation, all with CDs. This page offers a free subscription to hip-hop magazine The Source. Since we all know that sailing is the ultimate adventure, click here for a free “Discover Sailing” DVD. Hungry? Cheap? How about a free $20 Applebees gift card? Free t-shirts: Meaw and meaw. If you live in SoCal, why not hook it up with a free (muthafuckin’) toilet? And finally, you can get into G and PG-rated movies for free on Tuesday and Wednesdays at 10 AM at Regal Cinemas throughout the Summer - Click here for more info.

Why not add some new derogatory sexual terms to your vocabulary?

If you own an iPod, and you’re… A douchebag, why not spend $195 on a Gucci case for it? I’d like the name and address of anyone who buys that, since they obviously have more money than they know what to do with, and need to be robbed immediately.

How’s Abe Vigoda doing? As of right now, he’s still alive, but be a good christian and check up on him every once in a while to make sure he’s alright, okay?

Wow, Playstation 3 looks absolutely amazing, a breakthrough in video game technology.

Screenplays For You is a collection of hundreds of free movie scripts/screenplays. I like movies and all, but I dunno if there are many movies that I’d really wanna sit down and read the screenplay for. That’s just me though, I’m sure for some people it’s some type of paradise.

When I was in New York about a year ago, I bought a tazer from some shady ass guy on a street corner. I gotta tell you, it’s alot of fun to play with when you’re drunk - Half of my hall has the scars to prove it. If you want one of your own and either can’t afford it or don’t know where to get one, then you might be interested in TechTV’s guide to making one out of a glove and a disposable camera. I think it looks pretty cool - If any of you end up trying this, lemme know how it goes.

I saw this page before, and therefore I’m assuming I’ve linked it on here in the past, but regardless, if you like my “Everyday Hotties” galleries, then check it out.

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If you’re a rock/metal fan, The Digital Noise Network is doing some pretty impressive Ozzfest coverage. Every Wednesday until Ozzfest begins, they will be interviewing a band from this year’s tour. So far they have interviewed members of bands such as Slipknot, and Phil Anselmo of Superjoint Ritual is this week’s interview, with Unearth coming up next Wednesday. Anyway, check it out.

A bunch of us went to see Kill Bill: Volume 2 last night. To be honest, I didn’t think it was nearly as cool as the first one. It was a good movie in itself, but it paled in comparison to the bloodbath that was the first Kill Bill. There were maybe five people killed in the whole movie, and there wasn’t a whole lot of action. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not some sick wierdo who only watches movies for the violence, but… I dunno, I didn’t think it was as good as everyone is saying. Dead babies. I’m sure some of you have seen it, what do you guys think?

I just played with this thing for like five minutes or so… Pretty cool. But not nearly as cool as Insaniqaruim… This game seriously rocks. I played it for seriously probably about 3 hours, and the only reason I stopped is because I finished all of the available levels. I never play games online, but this one is fun as shit. And This shit… Well, I just couldn’t figure it out. Oh yeah, this game is pretty fun too… w00t.

SHIT! April 16th was Poop For Peace day… I totally missed it! I’m pretty upset about this. NERDS!

I’ve seen alot of stuff regarding case mods and stuff like that, and I think most of it is pretty lame and uninteresting… But this is pretty damn cool.

Plugs: Girls, F.U.B.A.R, Girls, Angry Fucks, Girls, and N8itude. It’s 4/20 so I have some things to attend to. Time for round three, which will certainly not be the last. Today is Hitler’s birthday, and the anniversary of the Columbine school shootings, so… I’m not gonna touch that, nevermind, have a great day everyone.

I’m not sure how many people who come here actually download the mp3s that I post under the “Featured Audio” section, but you should check ‘em out if you never have. I really like the Senses Fail song that I posted, “One Eight Seven”. It starts off like a whiny emo song but give it a chance, it gets pretty cool. I try not to post music from just one genre since I listen to pretty much everything. I’d post stuff more often if you’d leave feedback on what you like and don’t like in the comments thingers. On a pretty unrelated note, the new Modest Mouse CD got ripped a week or so ago, and it’s alright… Different from their older stuff though. Have you ever seen their website? Some strange stuff. Oh yeah, and In Flames… At first I wasn’t sure about their new CD, but now I really like it… Not as much as their older stuff (Whoracle, Clayman, Colony, etc) but it’s still a really good album. Alot of you don’t seem too pleased with it though. Oh well, I guess it’s not for everyone. Anyway…

Well… My sophmore year of college will be over soon… Next year I’ll be living off campus with six of the coolest nigs I’ve met here at school thus far, which will be awesome. But in a way, I’m gonna miss living in the dorms, having so many fun people right down the hall, just casually walking in and out of rooms seeing what everyone is up to. And I can’t forget the countless nights of binge drinking. Some people have told me they hated living on campus, and in certain aspects I do too (one more drinking violation and my ass gets kicked out) but other than being required to adhere to the rules and regulations set by the administration, I’ve had a great time here. I have alot of great pictures and video from since I came to school here, the majority of which I haven’t had a chance to do anything with, but I’d like to put more of that stuff on the site in the future when I actually have some spare time.

Guys - No luck with the ladies? I suggest this technique… Trust me, it works every time.

“Want A Famous Face” - I really can’t believe that a show like this even exists. Basically the most shallow people on the planet get plastic surgery in an attempt to make themselves look like their favorite celebrities. “How far would you go to look like a celebrity? Nose job here? Nip & tuck there? The people you are about to meet went that far and beyond. They have endured painful and sometimes risky reconstructive surgery to look like their favorite celebrity.” Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

Back in middle school I remember I used to take post-it notes pads and make flip books out of them, and most of them actually came out pretty damn cool… But none of them were anything like this.

Wow… A US/Canadian drug ring which was distributing an estimated 1 million e-bombs a month, and believed to be responsible for 15% of all the E smuggled into America recently got PWNED by the DEA. Sucks for them, I guess.

I have a camera phone, and I don’t really use the camera feature a whole lot, but I can honestly say I’ve never found myself using it for anything like this… I guess I’m just not creative like that?

Wanna know how to build a computer on a low budget? Check this out.

Gellieman… I’d like you to meet Jellyman.

I don’t usually even bother looking at flash animations and cartoons, but someone IM’ed this to me earlier, and if you watched the Chipmunks when you were younger, you’ll probably find it as funny as I did.

Make Millions in Rap? Nigga, I already done did that shit years ago… But for all y’all amateur ass rappers, you might wanna peep that shit. Phony ass rappaz, you’re goin nowhere. MC JiggaJohn takin over in da 2K4.

The following link is probably the best thing I’ve found on the internet… Ever - New Kids on the Block videos - You can download them! AWESOME!

A couple months ago everyone was amazed by the video of that kid beating Super Mario Bros. 3 in 11 minutes, or whatever it was. Regardless of it’s authenticity, I thought that it was pretty cool to watch. If you thought so too, then check out this site for alot more videos of people achieving similiar unbelievable winnings in other games.

Oh, fucking w00t, more free magazines. Look at all them shitz! You just got fronk’d, bitch.

Plugs: Check out Novokain’s music, girls, girls, and girls. Hmm… Guess that’s all for now.