John’s Crawlspace

Thursday night I saw In Flames, Killswitch Engage, and As I Lay Dying at The Electric Factory, and it was a pretty good show. I never really listened to As I Lay Dying before, I had heard a few of their songs but never listened to them enough to get into them, but I gotta say they put on a hell of a show, I really enjoyed seeing them. Killswitch Engage was pretty damn good too, though I wish they wouldn’t have played as much new stuff (from “The End of Heartache”) and would have stuck with more stuff from their self-titled and “Alive or Just Breathing”. But Howard Jones (I think that’s his name) is just as good a frontman as the white guy was. When KSE came out they had Blue Oyster Cult’s “Don’t Fear the Reaper” playing, which was a nice surprise. And the guitarist was pretty funny, had a nice stage presence, he was playing the cowbell during some of the songs which I thought was kinda funny. I saw In Flames once before at The Trocadero about a year ago… Actually I don’t remember when that was, but they played a better show last time, this time the majority of the songs they played were from the new CD, which don’t get me wrong is a good album but I like the older stuff so much more. “My Sweet Shadow” and “The Quiet Place” were awesome live, though, and they did play “Behind Space”, which was a nice surprise. All in all it was a good show, but I’m not gonna get too wordy about it here since the majority of you probably don’t listen to this type of music anyway.

If you ask me, some of the album covers on this site make for some damn cool wallpapers… Ha ha ha.

Cicadas? Yeah, bring ‘em on. I’m hungry, and ready to start cookin’ them bitches. Central PA Cicada Cookoff, anyone?

Whatch’all fools know m’bout Flootarg? Y’all betta axe sumbuddy, on duh rill. I was just browsing through DCEmulation.com earlier today, and found that a Game Boy Advance emulator for Dreamcast is in the works. For those of you that have no idea what that means, well, it basically means you’ll be able to download Game Boy Advance games and burn them to a CD, and then play them on your Dreamcast. Sounds pretty cool to me… Anyway, you can read more about that here.

I dunno whether or not I believe this story about Andy Kauffman still being alive, but it is on yahoo, so… If it is really true, I dunno if that’s funny that he faked his death that long, or just plain disturbing. Anyway, apparently he has a website (blog, whatever you wanna call it) and is alive and well. I really dunno what else to say about this but I’m pretty damn skeptical. Oh, uh… Avril Lavigne’s ass.

So I gave in to this thing I’ve seen on alot of other people’s sites. You take pictures on your cell phone and then upload them from the phone directly to this site. Hey, it’s free, so why not? I’m gonna add that link (apparently it’s called a “MoBlog”) to the navigation bar on the side so if you wanna check it from time to time, you don’t have to refer to this update and try to find the link. Especially since after a few updates they dissapear off of the page, and god knows I’m too lazy to even provide a working link to where the newer archives are. Somebody take care of my site for me… I got these cheeseburgers, man!

After reading this article, I gotta say I’m kinda confused. I don’t know what the big deal is - If someone refused to give me twenty bucks to buy some crack, I’d probably kill them too. In all honesty, you can’t sit there and act like you wouldn’t do the exact same thing. And now, time to rape someone else’s bandwidth with a semi-humorous image:

I think I’ve linked to fuckeminem.com before, but I visited there today and heard this MP3 which I hadn’t heard before, and… Wow, that is seriously like some hardcore homosexual shit. And I’m all about that.

Wow, yousendit.com is a pretty sweet website. No signing up or anything, you just upload a file (up to 1 GB) and enter an e-mail address, and it keeps the file on the server until the recipient gets it. Speaking of which… Anyone want VA-Warped_Tour_2004_Compilation-2CD-2004-FNT?

I think I’m in love with “The Bimmer Chick“. Anyone else think the fact that she doesn’t get completely naked makes her even hotter? No? I guess I’m alone on that then.

I heard about this on Howard Stern the other day. I’m sorry, but that is absolutely hilarious. Clowns and child porn go hand and hand in my book… But you don’t want to read my book.

Want a free Namco 5-in-1 TV game system? Here ya go, fag. How about some free Maker’s Mark golf balls? How about a free… Well, to be honest, I don’t know what the hell this is, but it’s free (well, minus S&H), and most likely pretty squishy. How about some free Harry Potter tickets? And something actually worth getting, a free laser pen. (Although, those customized golf balls are pretty badass.)

I’m not exactly sure what’s going on here… But I like it.

“A British teenager posed as an espionage agent in an Internet chatroom to persuade a friend to stab him to death in a complex and bizarre suicide attempt, a court was told today.” Wow, that’s pretty crazy… Interesting read, nonetheless.

Would you think of me any differently… If I told you I was a Viagraholic, and that this is the best news I’ve read in years?

Sorry guys, DDR is still gay, I don’t care what anyone says.

Just curious… What the hell would anyone ever need (or want) Gucci ice cube trays for? Honestly.

Looking for a webhost? CasualHost.com has what you’re looking for. Mention jiglet.net and get “double bandwidth or double space with your order”. Interesting. And since it’s like 4 AM, and tommorow (err, today) is Memorial Day, I’m gonna hit the sack, I hope everyone had a great weekend Memorial Day weekend… Except you. Make sure to get extra hammered at the BBQ tommorow and accidentally light yourself on fire.

Alright, so last night the internet was down and I had nothin to do, so I was going through one of many directories of unsorted files on my hard drive, when I came across a rather large video file called “ChopperGirl_StillBuck.wmv“. Holy shit, I don’t know where this came from, but I had no idea what I was in for. This, to me, is absolutely hysterical. I couldn’t find the website I downloaded it from, but I did manage to locate a site with information on her, as well as a site that has a low-quality version of the video. I don’t know if it will really do it justice, but you can check it out here. White rapper “Chopper Girl” really is the epitome of white trash, rockin da gold teefz and standing in the middle of the street with a rowdy-looking crew of fine young negros.

SHE GOT DA DIRTY DOLLAZ Y’ALL! The other rappers in the song don’t even sound half-bad, but Chopper Girl, well… She just rocks my world. You all know I’m not racist or anything so let’s all just sit back, watch the video, and if you’re anything like me, you’ll be in for a good laugh. M-TOWN REPRAZENTIN’, WE STAY BUCK! Oh yeah, and if you clicked on her name at any point so far you saw how fuckin’ hot she is too. Those teefz really do it for me. The only thing cooler then Chopper Girl is when you have an AIM screen name that you really like, and use constantly (let’s take “shriek”, for example) for two or three years, and then some fucking nerd comes along and somehow uses T3H L337 H4X0R SKiLLZ to steal it from you, forcing you to go back to your old screen name that no one knows you by. It’s pretty sweet. Awesome. One time I set my brother on fire. Awesome. Sweet. I think it’s about time I bust out Fate X 3.0 or AOICE and do some hax0rin of my own.

“Rap legend Ice-T is risking his massive reputation on his latest recruit - middle-aged former beach bum David Hasselhoff.The original gangsta believes he can turn the ex-Baywatch star into hip hop’s next big thing. Ice and Hasselhoff, 51, are neighbours in Los Angeles and have struck up a close friendship.” Need I say more? Well you can read the rest here.

Check it out - Even celebrities get creative when it comes to smoking the ganja.

EKNP.com has more fonts than your mom… And last time I checked, your mom had alot of fonts, dude. This isn’t a personal attack on you and yours, it’s just the best way I felt I could describe the site in question.

Yeah… So I just got back from the movies, we went to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which was really, really good, best movie I’ve seen in awhile. I definitely wanna cop that shizn0g when it comes out on DVD. But anyway, earlier today I had a huge update for the site, took a good three hours or so to put together. I type my updates in Notepad before I post them. Well, someone must have been in my room while I was gone, because Notepad was closed, and they didn’t save the file… FUCK. Yup, the entire update’s gone. I am seriously pissed as hell, this has happened before too. Anyway, not much I can do at this point. So why haven’t I posted lately? Well, other than finals week and all (that ended last week) I’ve been hanging out at Wal-Mart alot. Why? Well… Check it out. I follow people around and slap ‘em with my egg roll. Anyway, as far as movies go, I also saw Van Helsing the other day with some friends. Usually I’m a little more hesitant to like a movie than your average person, I guess I’m just a little picky. So I find it kinda strange that I was the only one out my friends that enjoyed this movie. It wasn’t amazing or anything, but I thought it was entertaining, and I’d probably see it again. The werewolves were so badass. Oh yeah, they drank absinthe in the movie too, and speaking of which… I just mixed the ingredients together for my own bottle (ordered from drinkabsinthe.com) and I have to let it sit for a week or so, but when we do drink it I’ll let you all know how it went… Hopefully it won’t suck my ass. (Note: Normally I’d never say “suck ass” due to how lame it sounds, but I needed the word ass in there somewhere to link to that last news article, and I thought it worked out rather nicely.) And if you don’t think so, I will be in a bush/tree/car/van/window waiting for your ass.

So… What’s in the news? Lets see, double amputees raping senior citizens here, man beats baby for fronkin’ with his PS2 here, lady eats the shit out of some bullets in her hot dog here, nuns rape deaf kids here, dead-ass 75 LB raccoons here, and uh… Well, that’s all the news I feel like looking for at the moment.

EvilURL.com offers free, random URLs that redirect to the site of your choice. So uh… evilurl.com/smutPEECOCKscum redirects to jiglet.net, In case you somehow forget my URL, and happen to remember that one.

Crazy Kent is quite possibly the worst wannabe celebrity EVAR!!!!1111

These “colored smoke” photos are pretty damn cool. Actually, most of the photos in these galleries are pretty cool.

All of the band names on this page are real. What’s funny is that I’ve actually heard of some of these bands before. Anyway, some of my favorites are Accidental Goat Sodomy, The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips, Four Honkies In A Big Black Car, Full Metal Faggot, Gay Bikers On Acid, HIV and the Positives, The Jizzbuckets, and… Well, you get the idea.

It’s kinda not cool to learn that CDs and DVDs might not last as long as the medium itself is still being used. I’ve seen CD-Rs deteriorate before, it looks like some kind of mold eats through the silver part or something. Anyway, here is an article about that.

Holy shit! Thank you Maddox. It’s about time someone adressed this. Anyone who knows me in real life knows that right from the beginning I was bitching about how annoying these people who imitate Chappelle’s Show are, and it just got worse and worse. First Rick James, then the Lil Jon skit, and it never fucking ends. I hate every single one of you with a burning passion. WWHHHHAAAAAATTT or YEEEYEEEAAAYUUUHHH or OOOOO-KAAAAAYYYYEE… Please die.

I’m sure most of you have heard of the American electrical contractor who was executed in Iraq by now (if not, here). All I have to say about that is that it’s sickening how quickly that beaheding video has spread across the internet. I have absolutely no desire to see that, but apparently alot of people do, I’ve seen a good 20-30 mirror sites for the video. That’s messed up, and I don’t think I need to explain why.

I know I’ve linked to gas price websites before, but with prices going through the roof, a site like this one will definitely come in handy for some people. Right now it says the highest price in the US is $3.05 in Bridgeport, CA. That’s seriously ridiculous, and it’s supposed to get even worse. So yeah, gaspricewatch.com.

For some reason, this is very funny to me. This Mario cartoon kinda rocks too.

Holy shit… Check out the Code of Conduct at Liberty University. I would honestly not last ten minutes there, that’s crazy.

You know what’s weird? When I was in elementary school (I went to St. Theresa’s, a private school) I remember being taught about creation and Adam & Eve and all that, and I remember asking why dinosaurs weren’t in the bible. I remember never getting a real answer to that question. And now there’s this, although it is just a tad bit late, and I wouldn’t consider that to be much of an answer anyway. My interest in the subject in general has gone way down, or something like that, so uh… Who wants to take some shots?

“Fuck you! Now we need to make eight gallons of bug juice by snack hour, do you know where the powder packets are? In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream.”

Holy crap, Mini-KISS is the coolest band… EVAR!

Free: Food/Wine magnet, digital pulse monitor, money n’ shit (for completing surveys, if that’s your thing), alzheimers disease resource kit (ROCK ON!), salvia divinorum (mmm mmm), Kellogg’s “Smorz”, “Eczema Beast” plush toy (to burn), $15 Best Buy gift card (put in any ten digit #), 32 MB USB flash drive, and uh… I think that’s it. Check out MSF Networks. Oh yeah, and tommorow night, Stella will be on Comedy Central Presents at 10:30, so be sure to check that out.