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Smeared Across Infinity June 20
For a limited time, there’s a ton of posters on allposters.com on sale for $1.98 each. Alot of them suck but there’s some cool ones in there too, worth a look if you ask me. Honestly though, who the hell buys a poster like this? The sale ends tomorrow (Monday) so I wanted to post that right away.
Good news! John’s Crawlspace is now carb free, and Atkin’s Diet friendly! Fags.
So I’m taking summer courses right now, Spanish 2 and Ceramics. In my ceramics class, we listen to Sarah McLachlan. Pottery and feminist rock - All I really want to say is that it’s a magical combination that truly brings out my creative inner spirits, and massages my soul. And other stuff like that, too.
Haha, this is pretty funny to me. I’m just chillin here in my room at the computer, and I see my roommates car pull into the driveway. 30 seconds later…
| NotChrisP: drink? |
I’m not gonna lie, I was waiting for him to get back to do exactly that… I mean it was a Thursday, classes are Monday through Thursday so the schoolweek is over, which is as good a reason to celebrate (read: blackout) as any. Anyway… I just watched Thirteen. It started off pretty cool, two girls in a room doing nitrous and then punching each other in the face. Can’t go wrong with that, right? Well it was actually a kinda depressing movie. It was no Requiem, but I liked it, it was worth seeing.
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Has anyone ever seen an anime show called “Colorful!“? We have Comcast On Demand here, and I was just looking through all the weird anime stuff on there, and I’ve gotta say this is one of the strangest shows I’ve ever seen. Every episode is just about guys trying to look up girls skirts, but it’s just incredibly weird. I’m not really a fan of anime to begin with, though, so maybe that’s why it seems so weird to me, I guess the high level of oddness just comes with the territory… Although I do like Akira and Hellsing.
LinkerGBA is a French (sorry) website with lots of the latest Game Boy Advance ROMS on it for download, and you don’t have to sign up or anything, so that’s pretty cool. I don’t play video games often at all, but it would be pretty damn cool to have one of these.
I’m sure many of you have recieved those e-mails from “Nigerian 419 Scammers” who claim that they have millions of dollars for you? Well… I thought that this was absolutely hilarious (The third post in that thread is what I’m talking about).
A tribute to goatse.cx… Wow, what an impact that site has had on people’s lives. It has definitely changed mine.
Holy shit… This is an awesome t-shirt! This one is really cool too… My only beef with sites like this one that sell shirts like these is that half the reason these shirts are cool to begin with is because they’re obscure. Maybe that’s not the word I’m looking for, but there’s something about finding a shirt like that in a Salvation Army or Thrift Store that makes it cool, and when they’re being sold in American Outfitters and stuff, they’re not hard to find. As you probably already know and can tell, I’m not too good at putting my thoughts into writing, but I’m sure some of you know where I’m coming from.
Some of the photography on SpiralEyes.com is pretty cool… But then again, some of it has wang in it, so good luck with that.
Mississippi needs Jim Giles!
Commujism: The People’s Porn Site.
I never really thought about it before, but the “shotgun” rule has led to many arguments between friends over who gets to ride shotgun. I have seen rules evolve such as “blitz”, which is called after someone calls shotgun, and whoever gets to the passengers seat door first wins rights to shotgun, and “blitzkreig”, where you punch the shit out of the person who called “shotgun” until they give it up. Also, “M-16″ is the seat behind shotgun. You’re not supposed to call shotgun before leaving a building, but when you’re at an airport, yelling out the names of weapons is frowned upon, so it’s best to scream “SHOTGUN!” right before you leave, to ensure that you get the most desirable seat, of course. For a brief history on the beauty that is shotgun, and more specifics, visit shotgunrules.com. Thats an awesome website right there, folks.
WHAT THE HELL is this thing? I guess it’s a new wave of Tamogotchi. Weird stuff, man.
Anyone ever been on one of these hills before? It’s pretty cool, I was on the one pictures on that site a year or two ago, and didn’t understand how it worked at the time, but regardless it’s pretty interesting. And with that, I’m gonna go shave my legs and order tickets to the Lilith fair. Toodaloo!
Hold Me, Pumpkin :( June 15
I think Reno 911 is a really funny show, and was pleasantly surprised when I heard that Comedy Central picked the show up for a second season. So last Wednesday’s episode was the first of the new (second) season, and… Well, I thought it was pretty bad, there were like two parts in the entire episode that were even remotely funny. I hope this doesn’t mean that the show is doomed to suck from now on. Did anyone else think it was shitty, or am I alone on this one?
I don’t know if you’ve ever seen stickers graffiti, etc that says anything along the lines of “Obey Giant”, “Andre the Giant”, or “Andre Has a Posse”, but if you have, you should check this out, as it explains everything behind the whole “Obey” thing. Most of you probably have no idea what I’m talking about, but for those of you who have seen those, you’ll probably find this pretty interesting.
| Calvin169: i still cant fucking believe that you told that cop your name was dan bullock |
Haha, awesome. Who would have thought that lying to a cop would double your underage drinking fines? By the way, that’s my good friend Ryan. IM the shit out of him, he has an advance copy of the new John Mayer CD (it’s not coming out for like 4 months, apparently) and he’s on a really fast connection… I’m sure he’ll hook you guys up.
I was pretty bored on Sunday so I sat down in front of the TV and flicked around for awhile… I came across a movie called “Pumpkin“. It had Christina Ricci in it, who I’ve always thought was pretty hot, so I started to watch it. Anyway, she “stars” as a sorority girl who more or less fell for a retarded kid, and ended up having sex with him. I wouldn’t doubt that there are people out there who would read what I just said about the movie and claim that I’m ignorant, and didn’t see the films “true beauty”, but I honestly think that this was an absolutely horrible movie. It was fucking trash, and although it had it’s unintentionally humorous moments, it was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. EVAR!!!11
Cannabis Vodka, eh? I think I’d rather just stick with Potka.
Wow, this site features 344 different types of speech accents… In other words, it features english, and about 343 other annoying accents.
So what exactly is the function of the drug war?
I never really thought about it before, or took the time to really listen to one, but didgeridoo’s are pretty damn cool.
There’s some really cool art on the Tripatourium.
I am confused and slightly bothered by giantsandgirls.com. That’s Giants and Girls, not Giant Sand Girls… Wow, that might be the gayest thing I’ve ever put in an update.
We should have all seen it coming: Cell phone viruses.
If you’re a Family Guy fan, check out “The Family Guy Reference Archive“. It’s a pretty extensive database of references from the show and other information.
Plugs: Check out Mental Escape and Cubik Force.
Trogdors Unite (Squared)! June 7
Wet Hot American Summer is on Comedy Central tonight at 7:30 PM, so if you haven’t already seen it, now is your chance, though it might kinda suck to watch it edited for TV, but I guess it is an awesome movie regardless. And if you’ve already seen it, why not go check out some retarded teen prostitutes… Wow, that’s offensive on a couple different levels.
I don’t really see how magnetic “bumper stickers” are a form of revenge… At all. I mean they come right off. If we’re talking about car-related stuff here, and you want to get nasty, spray-painting nazi signs on peoples cars, that’s revenge… Not that I’d know anything about that, though. But seriously, a fucking magnet? Why not just put a stuffed animal making a sad face on the hood of the car and wait in the bushes for them to come to their automobile and discover it? I mean, if you wanna be bad-ass, you couldn’t do much worse then that.
People have been asking me to post some MP3 sites, so here’s a few: tons of soundtracks, Blink 182 SUCKS, trance stuff, punk stuff, Billy Arnell (no idea who that is, he probably chugs teh cock), Korn SUCKS,
What celebrity do you look like? According to Analogia’s Star Estimator, I look like Quentin Tarantino, Pavel Bure, and Ralph Fiennes (I don’t even know who those last two are)… Results here. When I tried a different picture, it told me that I resemble Michael Jordan, Denzel Washington, and Cuba Gooding Jr. Interesting.
If you’ve been reading the site for a long time, or know me in real life, then you’d know that this is the kind of shit that used to happen to me all the time… But usually with harsher consequences.
Godsmack vs. Story of the Year - I hate to admit it, but I really enjoyed the Story of the Year CD, and although Godsmack has a handful of good songs, for the most part I don’t really like them… They should probably follow Creed’s example and break up before they’re full-blown acoustic. Anyway, I thought that link was kind of interesting to read.
I realize most people think Britney Spears is hotter than Christina Aguilera, but when the question is asked, I’m honestly not sure what my answer would be: Britney or Christina?
It kind of disturbs me that someone actually put the time to put this site together: Hamster Porn.
I heard some shitty radio DJ talking about this the other day, about how some morons feel that “ladies night” is a form of discrimination against men. Think about it… If ladies drink for free, thats less money you have to spend getting them drunk yourself… Haha, just kidding folks. Seriously though, that’s ridiculous.
Alright, people have been asking me to post MP3 links for awhile now, so here ya go: Miscellaneous mp3s 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, and 40. Oh yeah, there’s tons more on albumdump.com.
My friend Rita has a “Zen Garden”, and it never really made any sense to me… Well, the online zen garden is equally confusing and pointless.
Alright, well I’m done with this for now, it’s time to drink. Yes, I know what time it is. Check out officevideos.com and the pr0n password search engine.
Like Babe Ruth, I Point to the Ceiling and Blast June 1
This is gonna be a short post… I spent most of yesterday and the past few hours this morning packing most of my belongings into the back of the family minivan because the lease for the house some friends and I got down at school for the upcoming school year starts today. I’m moving down there for awhile to take Summer courses and (hopefully) find a better job then the one I have lined up right now. Anyway, I know none of you care, nor would I expect you to, but the reason I’m posting this is that Comcast apparently won’t be coming to hook up our internet/cable stuff until Friday, so I won’t be posting until sometime this weekend... Then again, I usually don’t post that frequently anyway, so I doubt anyone would find the lack of updates strange. Anyway, I’ve got a few minutes, so here’s some links: Metal MP3s, interesting X-Box stuff, Britney nurple-age, “Matrix” concept art (awesome), uhhh… self c-section, AWESOME/kinda terrible, record set for most naked people on a rollercoaster (with pics… cool), pr0n at work, everybody’s favorite skeez-bag, top ten celebrity nip-slips, I.F.P.L, and… free web-based usenet binaries newsreader… Pretty cool. Alright, I’m out nugz.