John’s Crawlspace

Added: I think I’m the only person that thinks that this song is funny. I’ve probably listened to it 15 times today. Oh yeah, the first 15 people to post their e-mails in the comments thinger get gmail accounts. I curbed santa… It was an accident =( Yeah here’s 3 CKY Christmas songs, even thoug Christmas was yesterday… (Santa’s Coming, Shitty Christmas, 12 Days of Christmas)Play those four songs on repeat all day, your family will love you for it - Mine sure does.

I don’t really know how I ended up at this site, but it tells you how to make your own wine using very simple ingredients (grape juice concentrate, water, yeast, sugar, a jug, and a balloon). I never realized how simple the process was before, and I definitely plan on trying this once I get back to school. I kinda wish I would have stumbled upon this page five years ago (or before I turned 21) though, but I guess we were too busy garage hopping.

P-p-p-powerbook! That’s awesome, I want to totally f someone over like that too, although the guy on the recieving end in that story actually deserved it.

I’ve seen alot of different things that you can do with your iPod… The latest being turning it into a universal remote. Kinda cool if you’re into that sort of thing… I use mine for, uh… Listening to music. I’ve dropped it a couple times onto hars surfaces, because I’m a moron, and it still works fine… So apparently these aren’t necessary… Either that, or I’m just really lucky - Which is definitely not the case, I have the absolute worst luck in the world… Anyone who knows me knows that. I was born on December 4th, 1983, and on December 25th that same year, Santa decided he didn’t like me; so he did what any rational imaginary holiday icon would do, and took a big steaming dump on me. I don’t remember it though, my parents told me about it.

A collection of musicians have created a Christmas album that I think is pretty damn cool. From 8bitpeoples.com: “these 8 amazing tunes were composed by 8 dedicated chiptune maniacs on 8 different videogame consoles and homecomputers! Featuring the sounds of Yerzmyey on the Spectrum, Nullsleep on the NES, Vim on the VIC20, Paul Slocum on the Atari 2600, Bit Shifter on the GameBoy, Goto80 on the C64, Dma-Sc on the Atari ST, and Hally on the X68000″. And yes, all of the songs are available in MP3 format on the website.

How much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands? This video asks people that very question and is pretty funny. “50 cents… No, I’m serious. 50 cents.” They must be at an art school or something though, all those guys seemed pretty fruity. Some of the other videos on the site are pretty funny too. Check this one out. Oh yeah, they did some parodies of the apple.com/switch commercials… Some of them are actually pretty funny.

This guy’s portfolio is absolutely awesome, I wish I could design a site like that. Oh, and speaking of stuff that rocks, this thing just blows my mind, and the guy who made it goes to the same school as me. Cool?

From Blabbermouth.net: Yngwie Malmsteen threatened to kill a fellow passenger on a flight to Tokyo, Japan after the woman poured a glassful of water on the guitarist.

The passenger, who had no prior contact with Yngwie, allegedly overheard Malmsteen making derogatory comments about homosexuals and decided to show her disapproval by emptying the contents of her glass on the hefty axeman.

A member of Yngwie’s touring entourage, who was traveling with Malmsteen at the time, had a tape recorder running and managed to catch Yngwie’s reaction on tape immediately after the guitarist was “assaulted” by the offended passenger.

To download an MP3 file containing Yngwie’s response to the “water attack”, including his now-legendary phrase “You’ve unleashed the fucking fury,” click here (file size: 1.7 MB).

While on the topic of metal… Am I the only one who thinks Jamey Jasta (Hatebreed) is a total grundle? I can’t stand the guy, and the fact that he’s gonna be on the upcoming Napalm Death CD is quite a shame.

It’s possible that I’ve plugged metal-archives.com before, I’m really not sure and am too lazy to check. But if you’re a fan of real metal, you’ll appreciate the site as much as I do, it has a wealth of information on tons of bands that you probably wouldn’t be able to find anywhere else. Some other sites to check out: Invisible Warning, evils0ft.net, and blindecibel.

Oh yeah, I guess I’ll end this post up with some free stuff: Staples has a free digital camera accessory kit and a digital imaging coupon book, add both items to your cart, then enter coupon code 90554, and your total should come to $0.00. Here is a free subscription to Stuff. Want some more free stuff? How about some free land in Kansas? No, really. Free (legal) downloads of Rockstar’s GTA1, GTA2, and Wild Metal here. Oh, and thank god, free adult diapers. I’ll post more pointless free stuff in the future.

I posted a pre-release (low quality) of the new Mars Volta album, it sounds pretty good but when listening keep in mind the final release of the album will likely sound much better, this is like a “rough draft”, and when “De-Loused in the Comatorium” was coming out, they had a few pre-releases for that as well that didn’t sound nearly as good. So don’t feel let down by the band if you’re not blown away by this.

This kid Dan that always used to beat me up and take my lunch money now has a Xanga, and I don’t visit many sites on a daily basis, but I’ve gotta hand it to the bwah, his shit is pretty damn funny.

I’m not sure why anyone would ever need an email account with a terabyte of storage, but they’re available for free here.

Need a break from finals? Check out the cute kitten image generator. It’s test day baby! GET PUMPED UP! My last final is Thursday morning, and I really can’t wait to be done.

This holiday season, let that special someone know they’re on your mind. Send them a card! Or take polaroid pictures of yourself standing outside of their house at night in a black hoodie and sunglasses, holding large knives, and put the pictures in their mailbox. That way, they’ll know someone is thinking of them, they just won’t know who - That’s gotta be exciting! Okay, but if you actually wanna send something to somebody for the holidays, this thing is kinda neat (use promotional code bc2004). It creates a personalized Christmas song for someone with their name in it - Believe it or not, it’s not as stupid as it sounds.

If you’re quick, you can get a free subscription to FHM right here. And this isn’t free, but it’s an awesome deal… $19.99 for a 100 pack of DVD-R and free shipping here. I’m gonna go study until I pass out and (hopefully) wake up covered in papercuts. And vaseline… Is that asking too much? Oh yeah, help one of my hosts (Randy) out by signing up for mp3players4free.com, and also check out Bryway.net. Damn… Did I forget anything?

I don’t know how many of you heard about this already, but Dimebag Darrell of Pantera fame was shot to death Wednesday night while playing with his new band Damageplan. There’s an article about it here. Wow, that’s pretty shitty… I just got back from taking a final and had some IMs about it. According to this article, the shooter jumped on stage, said something about Pantera, and then opened fire - So I’m assuming it was some crazy fan that was pissed about the fact that Pantera is pretty much done with - But if that was his beef, wouldn’t it have made more sense to go shoot Phil instead? Not that anyone should have been killed to begin with, that shit is just ridiculous… What a bummer. Oh yeah, and this, too. I wish I had a little sad face emoticon thingy to put here.

The metal/punk/etc (I hate labels) Power Hour DVD is finished - I just want to make a cool-looking menu for it, but for those of you who wanna see what kind of videos are on it, you can check out the track listing here. I’ll give you a few minutes to check out the list. Done? Okay, now I’m ready for something along the lines of “wow man, you call this metal/punk? this shit isn’t metal, metal died back in ‘91 with freddy mercury, and punk only existed for like six seconds back in the ’70s - once ten people found out about it, it wasn’t punk anymore!” …Or something along those lines. Honestly though, who wants to do a power hour consisting of brutal death metal? Maybe some people do, but it doesn’t sound that great to me. This is a variety of songs that I enjoy and I feel that they flow pretty well from one song to the next (I kept transitions in mind when I was editing them) - All I’m saying is don’t e-mail me bitching about what’s on there, I’d love some suggestions but I expect some angry mails regardless of what I put on.

Also, the rap and rock/pop/whatever DVDs are “in development”, I haven’t put any of the tracks in order yet or anything but you can check out the videos that I’m considering putting on them: (rap, rock) and a list of the videos that I downloaded but am not yet sure if I’ll use (rap, rock). Once again, any feedback is welcome, if you have suggestions or whatever I’ll take them into consideration, but I have a shitty connection and I’m behind a router so it’s pretty hard for me to find some videos. Anyway… Just thought I’d post this up here real quick to keep you all informed.

December 4th was my 21st birthday… So this whole weekend was ridiculous. Some of the highlights were attempting to do 21 beer bongs on Friday (I only made it to 18 though… I’m pretty bummed about that, I’ll have video of it later, I made it to 17 and then passed out for like 3 hours), Bree’s salute, “Body of Christ”-ing it up (actually that wasn’t that cool), getting kicked out of the bar (still not quite sure how that one happened), the police stopping by the house (to wish me a happy birthday, of course), and buying a keg (scary picture, as usual - I dunno why I always feel the need to make ridiculous faces for pictures, it just kinda happens). All in all it was an awesome weekend, though my hangover yesterday was almost as bad as the hangover I had on my birthday last year back in the dorms. Thanks for everything to everyone who came to visit, bought me drinks at the bar, or even remembered to say Happy Birthday. No more underages for this guy!

Honestly, I’ve never had too many problems with calling people I wouldn’t normally call when I was wasted. There have been a few incidents, but not enough for me to think of a service like this. I guess some girls get real drunk or whatever, and begin to crave some ex-boyfriend schlong.

I love hoodies, I have 5 or 6 that I pretty much wear in rotation all the time. But honestly, I don’t have a hoodie for my iPod. I’ve actually spilled coffee on it though and dropped it a bunch of times and it still works fine. It’s funny how I told so many people about the freeipods thing and showed them other websites with proof, and no one was interested - But now that I got mine, niggaz gotta be hatin and shit!

I dunno how many of you have ordered these absinthe kits - I’ve tried two different ones, the essence was much better than the original, in both taste and its effects. But the way I see it, why order kits when you can order the real thing? Sure, it’s more expensive that way, but from what I hear it’s really an experience. I ordered a bottle and have yet to recieve it, but you can be sure that I’ll let you all know how it was.

Alright, anyway… It’s finals week so I’m busy as hell and don’t have a whole lot of time to put into making posts for the site - Not that I ever really do. But the Power Hour DVD is coming along nicely. The punk/metal/etc part is finished, and we used it a few times this weekend, it was awesome. If any of you are only interested in that power hour, and don’t care about the other two, I have no problems sending out copies of that now, but you might wanna wait a few weeks until I’m done with all three of them. My plans are to sell these for ten bucks each, and I’ll accept Paypal, checks, money orders, whatever - Or you can get a copy for free by signing up for freeflatscreens.com using my referral. But I’ll post more details about all this later on when I’m done with the DVD.