John’s Crawlspace

So the other day I was packing my car up early in th emorning to drive home from school, and I had a bunch of stuff in my hands. I sat my iPod on the back of my car so I could put the other stuff I was holding into the back seat. Unfortunately, I was in a hurry and still half-asleep so I forgot the iPod was on the car, and I drove off. I didn’t realize that I didn’t have it until I was on the turnpike. So… Yeah, yet another good iPod, down the drain.

A fan of the site pointed out to me that I now have a Jiglet theme song. The author of this wonderful/terrible anthem goes by the name of “Young Leek”, and you can check out the song, titled “Jiggle It” (though we know he meant “Jiglet”) on his myspace. I never, ever want to hear that song again.

You’ve all seen those websites where you stare at something very closely for a little while, and then something pops up and scares the hell out of you. I’ve seen at least ten variations of the site. Anyway, this video documents a dad showing one of those sites to his son. Pretty mean, but it’s hilarious.

Check out the top 50 places to have a beer in America - 11 of the places listed are in Pennsylvania, and I’m pretty sure I haven’t been to any of them… I might have to do something about that.

If you’re a fan of Tool and/or A Perfect Circle, you should probably watch this video of Maynard performing in the 80s. I think the band is Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty, though I could be wrong. I also came across another amusing Tool video - Maynard is performing onstage when a fan rushes the stage. Maynard judo flips him and keeps singing the song while he has the kid pinned, pretty funny - check it out.

So I guess I haven’t really done free stuff links for a while… Here’s a few: Mini bottle of Pravda vodka, Intimate moisturizer, NATURALAMB sample (it’s a condom), Astroglide, Durex Play lubricant (and another) - are you noticing a pattern here?

I don’t know how I managed to stumble across this page, but it’s the most boring website I’ve ever seen. EVER. An excerpt:

I talked to Billy on the phone last night. We talked for about 28 minutes! Also, I am done with piano for a while. Well, I like piano but it was always a rush to get to lessons because the day I had them, we also had my niece and nephew so we had to take them (I don’t drive, incase you didn’t know). So I can finally relax on Thursdays and don’t have to worry about practicing all the time, but I will be practicing every once in a while.

Was that painful or what? And it goes on… And on… This girl even has videos. THIS IS SO BORING! And I just realized she gets more comments on her posts than I do. Ouch.

PeekVid.com has a bunch of streaming episodes of some great shows, including 24, Family Guy, South Park, The Sopranos, The Ben Stiller Show, and tons more. CBS now has a site called Innertube which is home to shows like CSI, Survivor, and a bunch of other crap that I’m not interested in, but some of you probably are. ABC has a similiar site, although it’s only viewable by people in the US - Though I’m sure some of you are crafty enough to get around that little annoyance using a proxy. Anyway, they have shows like Alias and Lost on there, you can check that out here.

While I’m on the topic of online video, check out the trailer for “Duality“, a movie my nigga Mizi is working on. He also made a short film, “Billboard America“, that was featured in Howard Stern’s Short Film Festival… Pretty cool. And last (and pretty much least) I had to make a movie for my video editing class (which I didn’t learn a fronkin’ thing in, but that’s another story/bitchfest altogether) so I threw together this little movie called “Predicament” - Yeah, we’re not very creative, it’s kinda funny though. I had to make it in iMovie on a Mac, and Apple’s video compression absolutely blows, so it looks like shit. I also made a movie documenting my trip to Spain, but it’s a .dv file and it’s like 3 GB, so I’m working on figuring out how to convert that to a format that doesn’t completely blow. I still plan on putting that Power Hour DVD/video on here, I’ve just been busy as hell, but finals week is next week, and then I’m done.

If anyone is wondering about the new header image, it’s of this crazy guy (known in Shippensburg as either “Crazy Jack” or “Goggle Man”) who walks around with a stick and a bucket, rocking the goggles and either wearing camouflage or bright orange clothes… There are 10 million stories going around about what this guy’s deal is, some say he’s a schizophrenic Vietnam Vet, others say his wife died and he went crazy - I don’t know and to be honest I don’t really care all that much. He’s in the post office alot, rambling nonsensical jibberish regardless of whether anyone is listening to him, but if you glance in his direction he will start talking to you about the most ridiculous, crazy shit you’ve ever heard. Anyway… I was driving by his house and he was outside, and I somehow managed to take this picture, which I think came out pretty damn good. His house is painted all black… It’s quite a site. Anyway, I have shit to do.

This is the second sale Threadless.com has had recently… They have a ton of their shirts on sale for $10, and if you use the promo code ‘SUPER TEES’, you get another $3 off of your order. They have a pretty decent selection of shirts on there… Almost every design is awesome, but a lot of them are things I wouldn’t wear around on a t-shirt. Anyway, they’re selling out fast, so hit that shit up, Billy - Sale ends on May 8th @ midnight.