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So Festival 8 was amazing. I had a great time there, and going to a music festival in an RV was a cool thing to experience as well.

Most music festivals have bands playing all day, starting around 11 or 12 and going until the late hours of the night. While this is cool, it also makes for some crappy situations. You don’t get much time to hang out at your campsite and explore the festival grounds, and you (or at least I do) get anxiety about schedule conflicts or bands that you’ve missed. That was not the case with Festival 8. Since Phish was the only (official) band playing, we had plenty of time to mess around in the campsites, pregaming in the RV and hanging out with people we met over the course of the weekend.

I may have mentioned before that this Festival took place over Halloween weekend. I didn’t really have any costume plans when I left for Indio. We stopped in a Target on the way, and lo and behold, 3 Ghostbusters costumes were left in the Halloween aisle. There were 4 of us going, but we snagged them up immediately, and it worked out perfectly.

The costumes went over very well; it seemed like every 2-3 minutes someone stopped us for a picture, and I heard people sing the Ghostbusters theme song about 500 times on Halloween night. Coming up with new lyrics to the song while walking around and being obnoxious was a lot of fun as well. Tens of thousands of people, many of them dressed up in ridiculous costumes, everyone in great moods (because most of them were there to see their favorite band) – All in all, it made for what was quite possibly my favorite Halloween yet.

A ton of ridiculous things happened over the course of the weekend, but one thing in particular stands out to me. We were getting ready to leave our RV for the night, so we were all dressed up in our Ghostbusters suits, proton packs and all. The plan was to swing by our friend’s RV, which was located in the King Crimson campgrounds, at least a mile and a half from us. So we got our stuff together and started to walk in that direction.

There were a lot of golf carts cruising around, and while we joked around about stealing one, I don’t think any of us actually planned on doing it. Whenever one flew past us we’d ask for a ride, not really expecting much.

About 5 minutes into our walk, I looked up and saw that my friends were getting onto the back of a golf cart. I didn’t think much of it – I hopped on the back with them. Two Mexican guys that looked like they were in their mid 30′s were driving, and 4 of us were on the back – 2 seated, and 2 sort of squatting while hanging off of the back. I was excited that we were getting a free ride, but didn’t think much of it at first. I just held on with one hand while drinking my beer with the other.

Brooke, a girl that was with us, started making conversation with the guys driving. I wasn’t paying much attention at first, but noticed that she started questioning them, and the tone of her voice sounded more and more suspicious. At one point, she said “you guys aren’t here to see Phish, are you?” I was trying to get her to calm down, as I was unsure why she was asking questions. The drivers were pretty quite, and I had just assumed they were on mushrooms or something, since they didn’t speak much and just laughed amongst themselves.

As we continued to cruise around it became clear that they didn’t work there, nor were they there to see the band. So we’re on a stolen golf cart, no big deal. I did my best to convince everyone that we were fine, especially since we weren’t the ones that stole it. Before I knew it, we were off the festival grounds, and driving down an actual road. I was okay with this, because I thought I knew where they were taking us… We re-entered the festival grounds at another entrance about a quarter mile down the road. The fact that not a single security person even questioned what we were doing was pretty funny, because the guys definitely seemed unsure where they were going, laughing nervously between the two of them while we speculated what was going on in the back.

I looked up and noticed that the gate we were driving towards said “ARREST/BOOKING”. I laughed nervously and told everyone that it was cool, though I wasn’t sure that it was. If these guys were cops, they would have had no reason to arrest us, let alone trick us and take us to some arrest area, so I held on tight. The gate to this area was closed and guarded by a cop. He asked the driver, “Indio PD?” The driver nodded, and without a second thought the cop opened the gate and let us through.

Inside this area were at least 50 parked police cars, and some RVs that were probably for detaining people. Every vehicle in the gate was police or security. They let us through the gate on the other side in the same manner, casually asking if we were Indio PD, “yes sir”. After we were about 15 feet from the police area, the guys driving looked at each other and shared one of those half nervous/half triumphant “holy shit!” laughs.

We continued on down another back road. Everyone on this road had press passes of some sort around their necks or were some sort of staff/security – It was clear to me that this was another restricted area. The road that we were on intersected a busy road with a lot of foot traffic on it, and there was another gate in front of us, presumably to keep the people from the busy road out of this restricted area. When we got to the gate, the guy told us to wait a minute, and then mumbled some stuff into his walkie talkie. This made me kind of nervous. He then proceeded to stop all of the foot traffic so that he could open 2 gates (the one in front of us, and the one on the other side of the busy road) to let us through.

We continued on down a few more “private roads” in a similar manner until we made it to the girl’s RV. We invited the guys who were driving to come in for drinks, and they didn’t seem interested at all. We convinced them to come in for a shot, and then Brooke got the story out of them. They were there solely to steal golf carts. They snatched them up, took them off of the festival grounds, and loaded them into a truck. 3 grand a piece. This blew my mind, and it certainly explained a lot. I also noticed that the front of the golf cart said “Indio Police”, which explains why we weren’t denied access or questioned at any point.

The guys took off pretty quickly, but I couldn’t stop thinking about what happened. If they were stealing police golf carts, why did they pick us up? Wouldn’t they want to keep a low profile? Driving around with 3 beer drinking ghostbusters and a girl hanging off of the back of your golf cart certainly isn’t low-pro, although considering the circumstances I suppose it’s not that abnormal either… Stuff like that was going on all weekend. Maybe the guys weren’t too bright? Who knows – We were the ones paying at least $300 each to be there, while they were making money there. Regardless, it made for a great start to an amazing night.

It’s also worth mentioning that I saw these guys again at about 4:00 am on Monday morning. I was walking back to our RV and they drove past me. It was pretty quiet at that point, but as they approached an intersection, I heard the driver quietly tell the passenger to “chill out”. So they were doing this all weekend long… I wonder how much they made?

On another note… I was given a MacBook for work, and I’m still not 100% used to working in the Snow Leopard environment. I erased my camera’s SD cards on the MacBook before I left, but apparently since I didn’t empty the recycle bin, the files were never really erased. So when I ran out of room on a 16 GB SD card after taking like 50 pictures, I was pretty confused. I didn’t realize that the files still existed on the card and were just “hidden” until I got back from Indio. Anyway, you can check out my pictures from the festival here.

I also put together a compilation of some of the videos that I took at Festival 8:

Anyway, I think that this post makes up for my lack of reporting on Rothbury and Camp Bisco earlier this summer.

There’s an “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” Christmas special that leaked online. I haven’t had a chance to watch it yet, but I’ve heard that it is pretty funny. You can download it here…

A Very Sunny Christmas: 840.14 MB .m4v or 350.15 MB .avi

Grab some jellybeans, heat up a milksteak, and enjoy!

A friend of mine talked me into going to this Phish festival over Halloween weekend. It’s in Indio at the Empire Polo Field, the same spot where Coachella is held every year… And we’re going in an RV.

I’ve never seen Phish before, but I’m really looking forward to it – Not so much looking forward to seeing the band as I am to go to another festival, especially over Halloween weekend.

I’ve done my share of music festivals over the past few years, and over time I’ve learned what sort of things you need to make your camp setup perfect, or close to it. I’ve accumulated some pretty awesome stuff (ez-up, camp hammock, etc) but unfortunately all of those things are back home in Pennsylvania. But regardless, I’ve never done a festival in an RV before. I actually enjoy “roughing it” (if you could call it that) in a tent, but having a bed to sleep in and a real shower (as opposed to a long sink/trough or a jug of cold water) should be pretty sweet.

Phish is going to cover an entire album at this festival. They put out a list of 100 albums (most of which can be downloaded here), and have been eliminating a few albums every day. There are only a handful of albums remaining:

• David Bowie – Hunky Dory
• Genesis – The Lambs Lie Down On Broadway
• Jimi Hendrix – Electric Ladyland
• King Crimson – Larks’ Tongues In Aspic
• MGMT – Oracular Spectacular
• Michael Jackson – Thriller
• Prince – Purple Rain
• Radiohead – Kid A
• The Rolling Stones – Exile on Main Street

Out of those albums, I think that Michael Jackson or Radiohead would be the best. I’m not really familiar with the Genesis and David Bowie albums.

Anyway, it’s pretty cool, and I’m sure this will be an awesome weekend regardless of how that ends up panning out. I kind of feel bad that I’m skipping out on Halloween in LA, and I’m sure my friends will end up having a blast here (we were all going to dress up as the same Ninja Turtle, Michaelangelo), but I feel like this has potential to be pretty damn awesome. I almost typed ‘epic’ there, but then I got douche chills.

I’m leaving work a little early today, and they’re picking me up in the RV. I’m not nearly as prepared for this as I would be if I was at home, but I’m still really looking forward to it. I’m lame and don’t have a costume prepared, but hopefully I will be able to throw something together at the last minute… Or I’ll default to that lame orange shirt – If you know me in real life, you know what I’m talking about. Hope everyone has a great weekend, and if any of you have kids, I hope that you aren’t falling for this “Trunk or Treat” crap.

How to Leave the Rat Race for the Trip of a Lifetime – This article gave me chills. Not because it’s particularly well written, but because of how excited I get when thinking about doing something like this. I feel like my time spent in Ghana (Ghana blog posts here) gave me a good taste of being completely immersed in a strange (meaning unfamiliar to me) culture, and I absolutely loved it… And have been craving it ever since. I feel like I’ve had the “travel bug” ever since I got back from Africa. Moving to California will certainly keep me complacent for a while, but I know I’m not done traveling. I read the article twice, and definitely suggest that you check it out as well. For some reason, the first quote in the article really struck a chord with me:

“For every sin but the killing of Time there is forgiveness.”

- Unknown

Maybe the article won’t do anything for you? I suppose everyone has different interests, and some people are fine with staying in their respective countries/regions, spending their vacations at all-inclusive “walled garden” resorts (taking a web term here and attempting to broaden it’s use a bit). I certainly can’t relate to that, but everyone has different interests/passions. Anyway, just felt the need to share that article, I hope some of you enjoyed it.

So last weekend was pretty fun. At around 5 on Friday, the office turned into a big pregame. We played a few games of beer pong, and then hopped on a school bus with a nice buzz going. Continued to drink on said bus until we arrived at Oktoberfest in Torrance. I’ve never been to an Oktoberfest before, but it was… For lack of a better term, it was a total shit show. I made it a point to maintain some sort of composure since I don’t know most of the people I work with very well, but I’d say 80% of the people in attendance were absolutely hammered. Anyway, it’s nice to know that the people I work with know how to have a good time. The rest of the weekend was relatively low key.

I’ve been crashing on the couch in my friends living room for the past 2 weeks (since I arrived in Cali). Their lease is up at the end of this month, so we needed to figure out what the new living situation was gonna be. We checked out several places, and a few of them were pretty nice, but nothing was working out.

So I turned to Craigslist, and after weeding out transvestite escort services and 419 scams, I found some places to check out. We went to see 2 of them, and the first place was really nice. A 5 bedroom place located in Hawthorne.

I’m told that Hawthorne isn’t the nicest area, and it has a sort of stigma attached to it, but the area where this house was located seemed nice enough to me. The place has a hot tub, and a 2 car garage that will soon be converted into the ultimate man cave, complete with gym equipment, hydroponics (for growing tomatoes and basil, what did you think?), climbing holds, instruments, and a raptor pit.

Anyway, we can’t move in until November 22nd (when the current tenants will be out), so we got a 1 month extension at the current place. Living out of a suitcase (and several unorganized cardboard boxes) is by no means ideal, but I think I can suck it up for another month. The new place is awesome, so I’m pretty excited to get setup there and have my own room. Where can I get cheap furniture in LA? Salvation Army, here I come…

The nerd in me loves these pictures. These photos are awesome too, in a non-nerdy way.

Wow, I just spent way too much time playing around with this thing – The result.

The headline to this news story is one of the worst ones I’ve seen in quite a while.

This song changed my life. I’m not normally a fan of autotune, but here it is used in such a way that I get chills down my spine every time I listen. It may be my favorite song of all time.

Food Advertising vs. Reality – This is pretty awesome. I think I’d still eat #6, but the rest of those look pretty bad. Unfortunately I don’t think that any of these images will come as a surprise to those of us living in countries where fast food is prevalent.

Remember when I used to do “plugs” in my old posts? It’s certainly been a while… Back in the day, I would link to sites that asked me to, and they’d get a couple thousand hits or whatever, but at the time I knew nothing about SEO and link building. As luck would have it, this was back when my site was pretty damn popular and got a good deal of traffic. At that time, I’d imagine that the search engines looked at my site as a relatively strong authority site. Times have changed, and my site doesn’t hold the influence that it used to. But I promised a friend I’d mention his webdesign business. So if you’re looking for a new site, check out XpertCreations. He told me that if you mention my site, he’ll hook you up. And as usual, if you need a good deal on webhosting, check out Clear Data.