John's Crawlspace

		Dreams Are Made Winding Through My Head				2.13 8:49 AM

Last night, I was watching the news, I wanted to see if Mardi Gras brought any riots to South Street in Philly like last year. Well, there weren't any riots, but I saw a clip of a bunch of people being taken to Mardi Gras court for flashing their boobs, and one of them was a chick from my school! I shit you not, I had a class with her last semester, and I know for a fact now that it was her. She got a $300 fine or something. Damn cops.

I just remembered something pretty funny that happened to me last year, and I don't think I posted it because I was already in enough trouble at the time. Anyway, me and some friends were down in Harrisburg drinking, and somehow we ended up outside. I guess because of noise or flying fruit or whatever, the neighbors called the police. An unmarked car pulls up, and there was 5 of us. Two of my friends took off into the woods, but I had no idea why they were running, I wasn't thinking,

and my other two friends didn't see the car. So officer bacon steps out of the car, and he lines us up, and asks our names. Now, I live in Philly, and I was in Harrisburg with some friends when this happened. They all lived there, but I didn't, and I didn't want my mom to get a call at 2 AM because I was out past curfew, so I gave the cop a fake name and number. Why? Usually, if you're out past curfew, they just take down your information and then tell you to go home. So I told him my name was Dan. He got in the car to write down the information we all gave him. Then he said "Dan? How old are you?" or something like that. Well, I forgot that I told him my name was Dan, and it wasn't odd for me to hear the name, since Dan was one of the kids who got away. So when he said Dan, I didn't respond or anything, I just kept looking at the ground or whatever. My friend like kicked me in the leg, and then I was like, "Oh, what?", and remembered that my name was Dan, for the time being. Well, because of the delayed response, the cop suspected that I was drunk. He called in another car, this one wasn't unmarked, and the guy got out of the car with a little whit box. Right away, I knew what it was. So then he gave me a breathalyzer, and let's just say I didn't exactly pass with flying colors. Then he gave my friends breathalyzers too. Due to my stupidity, I got us all farked, but since I lied about my name, they doubled my fine. I'd have to say the worst part of the night was quite possibly when I was in the back of the cop car and I had to watch him pour out an entire bottle of Bacardi 151. Ack, those are truly the words of an alcoholic, so... I'm just kidding, or something. But yeah, I ended up having to call my mom, and tell her what really happened, by this time it was like 3 AM. That night kinda sucked. Oh, I just remembered, I scanned the citation that I got, you can see it here.

Happy Valentine's Day, hookers! Oh wait, that's tommorow. Oh well, anyway, I gotta go to school now, I had a two hour delay or something. Check out stephypop.net, she's the unbelievably hot girl in the pic above, if you were wondering. Yeah, the one you spent like ten minutes staring at - You should be ashamed of yourself. Oh yeah, and I think it's about time I plug this site, alive in the superunknown. Why? They've had me linked for like two years and I haven't done a thing about it.

		Beat Me Up & Take A Crap On Me!				2.12 7:44 PM

Okay, I wanna get to the bottom of this rumor I keep hearing. Everyone has been saying that Listerine is being forced to take their "Oral Care Strips" off of the market, because if you put a bunch of them in your mouth before a breathalyzer test, you'll pass. It seems kind of ridiculous to me, but you never know. I should probably start stocking up on those things!

I have a little present for all you Godsmack fans. Their new single, titled "I Stand Alone", isn't going to be released until March, when "The Scorpion King" soundtrack is released, but you can download the MP3 right here. Enjoy! Hmmm... Did you know that Godsmack's name came from an Alice in Chains song of the same name? Well, now you do.

From: "AARON SCOTT"
Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 07:38:41

what is up if you like to play games we can play know this is what is going to happen if you do not take that shit off with my name on it you are going to have a lot of shit happen to this site and you will never be able to get it back the way you want it the choce is yours

love ernest

Could we play butt games? Like I could put something between my buttcheeks, and then you could try and get it out using your buttcheeks. I know you may be hesitant at first, but try and be open to new things! Buttcheeks can be so much fun Ernest. I think we'd make a great couple.

I haven't heard anything about Eminem for awhile, so I checked out a few sites, and learned that his new album, "The Eminem Show", will be hitting shelves sometime this April. Oh yeah, and his movie, "8 Mile", is scheduled for a Summer release. I dunno about the movie, but I'll definitely be buying the CD.

I think everybody would agree with me when I say that Snatch was an awesome movie. I have the DVD, but I must have missed this. It's a little video clip called "Are You Easily Offended", and I guess it's kinda cool.

Opie and Anthony have a contest going on right now where girls come to any station in the US that broadcasts their show, and they get their pictures taken in a "naughty nighty", which is basically a revealing nightgown, or lack thereof. Anyway, check out the contestants here, and vote for your favorite. Damn, we have some fine girls in Philly! Other radio shows try to have similiar contests, but they're all pretty much gay.

If you forget to return a video, what type of penalty would you expect? Maybe a five or ten dollar fine? Maybe you should be expecting something a little more severe.

Alright, I'm gonna go do some homework now, so check out absent minded (way overdue!), seepigrun, Wylie Web, and manduch.com

		Rise To The Occasion				2.11 3:46 PM

Alright, here's a real quick update, since I was gone all weekend. Where? Well, I went to check out the Shippensburg campus, then went to some game my sister was cheerleading at out at York College, and then my friend Ryan came and picked me up from York and I chilled at his house until Sunday. Anyway, here's what I managed to throw together over the past like... Ten minutes or so.

This article is one of the funniest damn things I have read for a long time. I'm not gonna spoil it for you, just go read it.

"A fugitive who called police to boast that he could not be caught was arrested while he was still on the phone Thursday when investigators used caller ID to trace the call." That pretty much sums up this article. It's obvious that the guy was looking for media attention, and probably only commited crimes in the first place to get some time under the spotlight. Since when am I a criminal analyst?

Sometimes people get offended when your mispronounce their names. Me, I couldn't care less. People look at my last name, Vantine, and they say "Valentine". I'm so used to it that I respond to it anyway. I'm just glad I'm not stuck with a name like Niger.

I'm not even surprised by the gay stuff I manage to dig up on the net anymore, but still, this is pretty damn gay. It looks like Limp Bizkit fan-fiction or something, I'm not quite sure.

		I Won't Let You Fall Apart				2.06 10:05 PM

About a week ago an Upper Darby cop got shot, and we have off school today because they needed to use the school for the funeral. At first I wasn't sure why, but now I know. There are cops from all over the country here, you should see all the police cars, it's incredible. There have been helicopters hovering around all morning, which is why I'm not still asleep. (It's 11:23 right now, but I won't post this until later) Alot of people despise cops, and wish they didn't exist, but I think that's retarted. I may not be the biggest fan of 5-0 when I'm in the back of a police car, but I do see why we need people to enforce the law, if it wasn't for them putting their lives on the line everyday, we wouldn't be able to live in peace, and regardless of how ignorant you might be, you know it's true. Cops aren't out there to ruin your fun, they're just doing there job. Sure, there's some bitter cops out there that treat teens like shit, and harass them when they're not doing anything wrong, but you'll find that in every occupation, not everyone's perfect. Okay, well I can't see what I just said being very interesting to read, so I'm gonna stop now.

I know I've mentioned this, but I gotta repeat myself... If you guys need a host, Justin is your man. He can throw together a hosting package to fit basically anyone's needs, from tiny blog-type sites to archives of animal mating vidoes. Definitely worth checking out, since alot of people IM me asking about hosting, and up until now I really had nowhere to send them.

Over the past week or so, I've actually been playing video games, which is weird because I don't do that too often. I just beat Metal Gear Solid 2 last night... Weird ending. Anyway, this blows because I'm completely broke and I wanna get Super Mario Advance 2 and State Of Emergency so bad. I think I'm gonna start "slingin rock", I need to feed my addiction somehow. Speaking of games, I can't stop playing this, it's too fun.

I've read about some odd fetishes before, like foot fetishes, sneeze fetishes, etc... But I never thought I'd see anything like a crucifixion fetish. These people must have been dropped on their heads alot when they were younger, but hey - Accidents happen, right?

Wow, this is gonna give me nightmares.

Good news for all of my perverted viewers... The Everyday Hotties galleries are coming back! Well, I have one of them completed so far, and I just gotta upload it, and then it's all set. Damn, keep your pants on.

Let's see... Plugs? Yeah, check out AlternaPunk, explosion, Slipknot Fanz Chileno (a Spanish Slipknot site) And here's a bunch of miscellaneous sites that may be of interest to you. Wow, this site is one of the best rom/emu pages I've seen! Oh yeah, and this site has alot of downloadable MP3s and stuff, so if you don't use a file sharing agent or whatever then check that out. I even found a bunch of nice app sites with working downloads. Click here to "add a little spice to your desktop", or something along those lines.

		Systematic Desensitization				2.03 11:15 PM

I forgot to write about this the other day... We had a substitute teacher in my Travel & Tourism class yesterday, and within ten minutes I could tell he wasn't all there. So we were doing this crossword puzzle, and I did mine real quick, so when he asked for the first answer, I told it to him since no one else was volunteering. From that point on he was asking me for the answer to all the other questions. The answer to one of them was "harddrive", and he asked me for what I had, and I told him "handjobs". I dunno if he just didn't hear me or what, but he said okay, and moved onto the next question. I told him the answer to another one was "buttscab", and I guess he thought I was right because he just nodded his head and smiled, it was pretty funny.

One of the current "whats hot" songs is "Invaders" by Iron Maiden. I was listening to this earlier and it occured to me that it would be an awesome song for System Of A Down to do a cover of. Download the song and I think you'll agree.

Wow... Is this for real? I'd love to meet that kid. While on the subject of "punk", here's something that I found to be somewhat ironic. "A real punk doesn't need to show off... It's like a karate man... The karate man bleeds on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside." Mark Hoppus of Blink 182 said that, and I thought it was funny for him to be talking about that since they're the biggest sell-outs of all time, and they're not even punk either.

Another impressive site I came across is this one. I always thought ICP sucked ass, but this girl takes it way too far. Check out her photos section and you'll see what I mean.

I'm pretty sure that Abortion TV was made to scare people away from abortion, but I'm really not too sure. There's some nasty stuff on there, I'll tell you that much.

If you're a fatass, and you plan on going to Disney World anytime soon, then this site is for you.

		She Was So Beautiful, I Had To Kill Her				1.29 6:31 PM

Damn... My parents found a huge-ass bottle of Gin in my room, and now they probably think I'm an alcoholic. This blows. That's the reason why I haven't posted for a few days, they just told me to stay off the computer. Doesn't make alot of sense, but no big deal to me.

System of a Down released a new video a few days ago. The song is "Toxicity", and the video is pretty damn cool. You can download it right here.

From: "AARON SCOTT"
Date: Sat, 26 Jan 2002 05:10:03

WERE ARE YOU GETING ALL OF THEIS CAMS PIC E MAIL ME AND TELL ME WERE
THANK YOU ERNEST

Ernest, thank you for your inquiry. Since I have never recieved any type of message regarding the cam visuals on my site, I feel it necesarry to answer your question right here on the main page. Alright, I am sick and tired of people asking me this shit. What will it take for you people to just shut the hell up and enjoy the images? Who cares where they came from? I didn't take the images myself - I don't spend my life in front of the computer. The only message I am trying to get across to you morons is this: Don't IM me or e-mail me asking about the "cam hotties". It's pretty damn annoying, and I'm really close to just taking them off the site. By the way, that e-mail was real, some people really are that stupid. I don't even picture a human being typing that e-mail, it's like a big rock sat down and started hitting keys, and by some strange coincidence the mail ended up in my inbox.

I was eating dinner, then I read this. Now I'm not hungry anymore.

To all you Sopranos fans out there: Meadow (Tony's daughter) has her own CD out now. I guess it's along the same lines as J-Lo's music, the only reason this is interesting to me is because the chick that plays Meadow on the show is really hot. So I guess her real name is Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and you can check out her CD here, if you care. You can check out the pics from her Maxim photo shoot on this page.

Looks like I've been featured as "site of the month" over at Alicia's site. That sorta cheered me up, but I still want my akeehole back... Dammit!