John's Crawlspace

		I <3 BIZLET!				10.22 11:12 PM

First and foremost, I want all of you horny bastards to know that my galleries will all be back up soon. I have recieved several hosting offers and I'm gonna get them back up as soon as I can, so just keep your pants on... No, seriously.

I didn't know that they won't let you order a drive-through meal if you get out of the car and climb on the side of the building screaming at the top of your lungs... =[ I guess I'm just a true thugsta.

Damn, I was on alotof radio stations! I've been told my site was also talked about on 93.3 WFLZ in Florida. That's so cool. Apparently I was also on 98 Rock in Sacramento and Rock 103 in Memphis, TN. I'm not making this up, though I can barely believe it myself. If someone was able to get me an audio clip of my site being plugged on air, it would be beyond cool, though I don't see how that could really happen. Anyway, yeah, I thought that was really cool.

I am so exhausted, my friend Ryan came down for the weekend, and I got about 3 hours sleep Friday and Saturday night combined. But I had a pretty damn good time. I fell asleep in my Psychology class today, and we were watching a movie. Everyone said I was snoring really loud, and when they woke me up I stretched, and my foot hit the power cord to the projector and it came out of the socket, and the movie went off. Yeah, I made an ass out of myself.

Mmmm... this makes me so hungry!

Hey guys, want people to feel bad for you? Then get this guy to kick your ass!

Yeah... This is kinda gross... I'm going to bed.

		Want Some Choagurt? It's On The House.				10.18 11:31 PM

I was informed via e-mail by several readers that my site was "plugged" on two radio stations, Kiss 98.5 and Q106. Thank you very much to those of you who were responsible for this, I love all the feedback I've been getting over the past day or so. I guess I should answer some of the questions that alot of you have been asking. Yes, I do realize that most of the pages in my Galleries section are down. That's because I have nowhere to put the galleries right now, but if any of you are feeling generous and have a server for me to store them on, I'd be very grateful. Also, the Britney SPears Bikini shots can be found right here, and if all goes as planned, they will remain at that address.

Ah, yes, the Pledge Of Allegiance concert last night was incredibly cool. We got there in time to see System Of A Down and Slipknot, the only band that I wanted to see but missed was Rammstein. I'm sure none of you are interested in a description of the concert, so I'll just skip to the next interesting thing that took place that evening. We were coming back to my house on the subway at about 1:00 AM, and we might as well have been wearing signs that said "please rape me in the ass!" Anyway, there is a little red button in each subway car, and when you push it, you can talk to the driver. All I wanted to do was have a friendly conversation about the joys of love, but she wouldn't have it. She told me that I must think I'm a real funny guy, and that if I kept it up, she'd have a present for me. I thought that the present would be chocolates or maybe a poem or a rose, but unfortunately, after several more attempts to strike up a conversation with her, she got so annoyed that she pulled the entire subway to a hault, and came on the PA and said "Attention passengers, we have a slight delay." Lucky for us we were above ground on a bridge, so we pulled the doors open and ran the hell out of there. I know for a fact we would have ended up in the police station for disturbing the peace and breaking curfew if she'd have caught up with us. We walked the rest of the way to the terminal where the subway and the buses/trolleys intersect, and saw some kids that I recognized from my school getting off of the subway. They asked what happened, and told us that the lady came through every single car looking for us, and that she had the thing stopped for like ten minutes. What I don't understand is how she knew who she was looking for if she could only hear our voices. Yeah, there could have been cameras I didn't see... Well, whatever, who cares, there's no need for details that specific.

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

Whoever put this site together has absolutely no life. But damn, that's a hell of alot of good pics!

I'm worth $2,044,690.00! Any takers? How much are you worth?

Someone went and did me a favor, and now I don't have to waste my time making a Christmas List this year, since everything I want is right here!

		BALLSCAB				10.16 11:54 PM

The kid who I threw the pencil at a couple days ago, he is a total trailor-trash piece of dogshit. He reminds me of a scab. In fact, that should be his nickname. He wears the same clothes almost everyday, and his hair is so nasty looking. But that's beside the point. In my VB class at school, we have a bulletin board where we can chat with the rest of the class, and post questions or whatever. I usually post stuff that has nothing to do with anything, but here is a look at what happened on the board today. By the way, Sean Master is "The Scab", the one who 'flamed' me in the following transcript. (Transcript? Can you call it that?)

Topic: 2.2.11 #2 (1 of 6), Read 29 times
Conf: General Discussion
From: Sean Slattery
Date: Thursday, October 11, 2001 11:38 AM

Shouldn't this work for #2?

Option Explicit
Public Function GetGradeAverage(iPoss, iAct As Integer) As Integer
iPoss = InputBox("Enter number of possible point", "Average", " ", 100, 100)
iAct = InputBox("Enter number of points earned", "Average", " ", 100, 100)
MsgBox ((iAct / iPoss) * 100)

End Function

Topic: 2.2.11 #2 (3 of 6), Read 23 times
Conf: General Discussion
From: John Vantine
Date: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 12:12 PM

You get it? I'm just confused in general.

Topic: Reply: 2.2.11 #2 10/16/2001 (4 of 6), Read 18 times
Conf: General Discussion
From: Sean Master
Date: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 12:27 PM

You do understand that your lil pictures n crap arent funny except for those like you right? When I say like you I mean morons. There are quite a few of us in here that are here to actually do the work and learn how to work Visual Basic. There are those of us in here who dont feel like looking at stupid stuff day after day posted by you. I cant say anyone else because your the only one who posts this dumb crap. So, out of respect for the class, why dont you knock it off.

Topic: Reply: 2.2.11 #2 10/16/2001 (5 of 6), Read 22 times
Conf: General Discussion
From: John Vantine
Date: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 12:31 PM

Will you cuddle with me?

Topic: Reply: 2.2.11 #2 10/16/2001 (6 of 6), Read 5 times
Conf: General Discussion
From: John Vantine
Date: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 12:38 PM

Let's be friends.

In case you were wondering, I used Google's Image Search to find those images in like a matter of seconds. If you want to see a screen shot of the actual bulletin board thread, click here. Dammit, I have a feeling he is gonna send me and Scabby to peer mediation or some lame-ass crap when he sees this tommorow, or whenever.

Alot of funny stuff has been going on lately at work. I don't have alot of time to post about it right now, but let's see... The other day, this old hag came in and bought 100 of these little glass thigns. (Yes, exactly 100.) SO I rung it all up and it came to like $106, with tax. She gives me this dirty look and says, "You should know by now that nuns are exempt from paying sales tax." How the hell was I supposed to know she was a nun? She wasn't even wearing her nun costume, or whatever the hell that thing is. Yeah, so she got all pissy with me, more than that happened with her but nothing really worth getting into. Also, tonight, this lady who obviously had some serious issues came in, and wouldn't let me touch any of the stuff she bought. I touched her iced tea, and she went to get another one! She was even getting wierd about me holding the bags for her while she put the shit in. And she put it in so fast I didn't have a chance to count it all so when I told her I didn't get to count it all correctly, she like spazzed out on me. Damn, there are some real wierdos out there. Okay, this next one may be offensive to alot of you, and please note that I have nothing against mongoloids, hell, I love the little bastards. But I frequently see a group of like three or four of these handicapped people being led around by one person, usually a lady. I guess when they let these people out of there cages, they take them to the cheapest place in the area (Dollar Tree) and allow them to buy one thing. Then they take them back to the dungeon and lock them in their cages. It's ashame, really.

Anyway, I better get to bed. I've got that Pledge Of Allegiance Tour concert tommorow. Only problem is that Ticketmaster hasn't sent the tickets yet, or they have and I didn't get them. The tickets are supposed to come two days prior to the event... So I'm sorta worried. But I will be attending that concert, now matter how many security guards I have to go into the broom closet with... Err, well, maybe not, we'll see how things work out. Adam has Taliban propaghanda! Get it while it's hot!

		DAS CRUNKED UP YO				10.16 9:09 AM

Before you do anything else... Click here. Just trust me, Britney is waiting for you.

Damn. Wasn't that great? Anyway, I didn't update yesterday because I had off from school, so mi madre took me to the Exton Mall, which is like 45 minutes from here, I've never been there before. I bought tons of shizer! I got a Dreamcast, 4 games for it (Sword Of The Berserker, Jet Grind Radio, Marvel Vs. Capcom, and Zombies Revenge), some kick-ass clothes from PacSun, and 4 DVDs (Half Baked, Dumb & Dumber, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and the first season of The Simpsons on DVD). Who says material things can't make you happy? I'm pretty damn happy right now. Oh, and the SOAD concert is tommorow night. SVAIGHT! Anyway, I had a two hour delay this morning, I don't know why, and I don't care, but now I gotta go to school. I have more shizer to write, I'll do it later on.

		Testicular Meltdown!				10.14 2:27 AM

I just got back from the movies with Rita, I saw Zoolander, and I thought it was pretty funny, even though I almost fell asleep about ten times... I'm exhausted.

Today I was browsing camdiscover.com, and, among other things, I found the biggest white trash camgirl ever - PhAt JuGGaLeTTe! (White Trash Index) God, look at this thing! Is it a guy or a girl? Sweet Lord, I can't tell! You know you'd hit that... You sicko. Oh yeah, check out this hottie, she's got winner written all over her. Wow, I'm in an especially cruel mood tonight. Hell yeah!

Well, it looks like Robin, the guy who used to run filteredlife.com, and used to host me, is back. His new site is called Fear The Stupid. I checked out his new site for the first time today, and I was pretty impressed. The site looks pretty good, and uhhh... Well, I saw the "infamous" M-16 picture of me in one of his newer posts, and after taking a closer look I found that he was bashing my site. Now, I have always believed that everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but when the opinion is voiced with hostility, that's when a conflict arises. Here is what he had to say about my site.

I don't know if anybody still read's John's Crawlspace (I don't see why one would). Well, let me put it blankly. John used to run a sweet site, he posted funny links every day, and he was linked throughout the scene. In short, he did a good job of running what his site was made for, entertainment. Nowadays, you're lucky if you can see a new post on that site at least once a week, that is of course, if the site is actually up. His site must be down at least 2/3 of the time. In short, it sucks. I've always been a strong supporter of the Crawlspace, as I used to enjoy it. No more. John's site has deteriorated into a big shat-fest, with John filling us in on his childish daily antics (hey guys! i got in trouble in school today for calling a guy a chode in the cafeteria!!! hahhaha!!111) Yeah.. pretty hilarious John. So, from now on, I'm not gonna be sending any more traffic to that hack's site. Thanks Jiglet, it's been a blast. Now go crawl into a hole and die.

I have to agree with him on two of the points he made. My site is down alot, but that's because I'm a cheap bastard who won't pay for hosting, so I leech the bandwidth of those who are willing to host me for free. Also, I don't get around to updating every day, especially since school started, since I'm a senior now and I have been getting a hell of a lot more homework than last year. But other then that... The reason I post about things that took place during the course of my day is that I find them amusing (that is, if I post them) and I figured others would as well. Speaking of personal stuff, look at the "goodbye" message on filteredlife.com. It's like the kid won an emmy, the way he's talking. Anyway, I'm not gonna waste too much of my time on this, but I wanted to address the issue since I know alot of you would have e-mailed me about it if you didn't see that I already knew.

Yee Haw... This made me laugh. Gotta love alcohol!

Two sites to check out before I go... Check out Grassgrazers.com and theavc.com.

		Vulgar Necrolatry				10.11 7:43 PM

Update: I've added some new fan pics to page two of the fan pics section, check them out right here.

Holy shizer. This has gotta be the coolest criminal act I have read about for a long time.

I've never really been too big on robotics, even though I made this for my senior project, but some of these are actually really interesting.

Just when you thought the Japs couldn't get any wierder... You see this stuff.

Anthrax's Scott Ian's comments on the recent anthrax-related deaths can be read here. I sure hope he doesn't die an ironic death, Anthrax is one hell of a band.

Believe it or not, there are some corporations out there that really do care about the consumer. Take Onko Industries for example. They're not in it for the money, they just don't want to see your family get eaten by the living dead. These companies deserve our support.

Thanks to this invention, people across the country are pissing on Bin Laden... Literally.

FAT!
Since when do hot dog companies use sexually-themed images and catch phrases to sell their products? I don't know about you, but seeing a girl suck on a hot dog like that m akes me look at hot dogs in a whole new light... And not one that makes me hungry for them, either.

This is absolutely pathetic. What the hell is wrong with people today?

Some people really care about animals... Others just like to stuff them in their ass.

		I'm Your Furor Baby				10.09 11:02 PM

Please note: From now on, the URL to my site is jiglet.net. Yes, I actually paid for the domain myself. Yes, I'm a cheap bastard for waiting this long to do it. But now you'll never have to search for my site when my hosts die, you can just type in www.jiglet.net and you're there. I might actually buy my own hosting if I find a good, reliable, and relativelt cheap host. Okay, here's your "regularly scheduled" update.

Dammit! I got a Saturday detention today because I threw a pencil at this kid who I can't stand. He was asleep, and I thought it'd be funny. Let's see... Take the whitest white trash you know, and the dirtiest, scabby goth bum you can think of, and put them together. You'll get Sean, the kid who should be hit in the head with flying objects more often. Unfortunately, I have become a frequent visitor of the disciplinary office lately... This sucks.

Ahh, memories... I remember stealing this book back in like... Wow, it must have been the summer after 8th grade. Yes, I'm being serious, I stole the book. I find that strangely ironic, but the it's the author's fault, not mine.

If I were a chick, I know I'd be all over this BEEFCAKE. Yeah baby! What a wierd looking kid.

I've been listening to Amorphis alot lately, they're a pretty good band. They're considered metal, but they're not all that heavy. Check out "Divinity" if you're into that kind of music.

For those of you who hate cats, here are the top seven ways to torture them.

I would never have thought that this was possible. I guess I better start practicing!

If you're looking for the full version of a program, you might be able to find it at one of these two pages.

Please come to my AIM Party... I'm begging you...

		Osama, Yo' Mama!				10.08 11:31 PM

I personally think it would be cool as hell to have a 666 area code. When I get a car, I rwally hope that there is a 666 in the numbers on my license plate. Why? To scare old ladies.

This, my friends, is what we like to call "milking the prostate." Did I say two fingers? You better make that three.

Someone got ahold of Bin Laden's amateur XXX home video! Now nobody can question his sexuality - Those sheep in the first scene will do the talking. Read about it right here.

Princess Diana vs. Elvis - That's pretty funny. I guess since it's been 4 years since Di died wide-eyed in a drive-by (hey, it rhymed), it's okay to make fun of her. So in a year or two, can we laugh about Columbine? And in four years, can we make nasty jokes about the casualties of the recent terrorist attacks? I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

Hahahaha! This is the best name for a band... Ever!

This article reminds me of the scene in Falling Down where Michael Douglas's character destroys everything in the supermarket, pays for his soda, and leaves. Damn, that's a great movie.

Send this link to all of your friends... But don't click it.

Miss Cleo got heax0red.

I don't think I like "Chinese Hacker"... It's funny how these people find security exploits and they go and deface the page on the site, but not many people even see it, since they never hack any important sites, and no one cares about what they have to say anyway.

		Damn, I Miss This Stuff So Bad				10.07 1:00 AM

chodehorse: me, mark and kyle
chodehorse: we went to taco bell...
chodehorse: ordered $40 worth of food...
johnvantine: lol
chodehorse: drove by the window and egged them and squirted them with mustard
johnvantine: hahahahaha!!!
chodehorse: its was awesome

		Brantley = #1 ChodeMuffin Fan!				10.06 2:33 PM

Damn... Today is one of those days where it's really quiet, and you have alot of time to think. It's pretty shitty out right now, raining and all, and I'm in a wierd mood. For some reason, I really, really miss my old neighborhood and everything right now... What's wierd is that I didn't like it when I lived there, but now that it's out of reach, I'd do anything to go back. To New Cumberland, that is. I grew up in that town, and I knew every nook and cranny of it. Hell, I even miss my middle school and high school. The only thing I really don't miss are these guys. Hell, I knew most of them by name. I was looking around on the net for sites having to do with where I

used to live and all, I'm not sure why. Anyway, I found a bunch of sites with pictures of alot of people who I know, which was pretty damn wierd. This site, as gay as it is, has alot of people on it that I know, and there's more here. I don't expect anyone to care, except for those of you who are lucky enough to still live in that area and are as bored as I am right now.

This kid is my hero. Well, maybe not, but his antics sure make for an entertaining news story.

What the hell is this? That has to be the stupidest endorsement deal thingy that I have ever seen.

Screw those Amazon wishlists, here's my wishlist!

Well we all knew that this was coming... Kazaa, Morpheus, etc, sued by RIAA. I was under the impression that due to the way that this technology worked, there was nothing anybody could do about it?

And one last thing before I start gettin ready for work... these things are gonna be damn cool.