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School Blows |
10/20 |
3:45 PM
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I swear, when I get into trouble in school, 50% of the time it is not my fault. I have to go to a Saturday detention next weekend, because I moved a keyboard in my physics class! I didn't even know I was in trouble, and all of a sudden I got called down to the office. It turns out that some kids like tore the keys out of the keyboard, and since I was the one who was seen moving it, the teacher jumped to the conclusion that it was me. I was originally going to be given a three-day suspension, thank god that didn't happen, or I doubt you'd be seeing updates on here for at least a week. But still, Saturday detention is no fun, it's four hours long, plus, I have to get up at like 7:00 AM. Oh yeah, and tommorow morning I have to wake up early to take PSAT's. Blah.
A bar with the name "Bob's" is stirring up quite a bit of controversy... Over it's name?
Sideburns have long been a part of the spirit of humans. They have been around for as long as humans have existed, and because there is a lack of quality sites on the net dedicated to the propagation of the sideburn and its legacy, Badburns was born.
The mother of a Tennessee teenager is being credited by police with thwarting her own son's twisted - but apparently very detailed - plot to murder the boys of 'N Sync during an Atlanta concert this weekend. His alleged motive? "The group gets all the good girls." The 17-year-old boy is currently undergoing psychiatric evaluation. His mother called the police last week, after finding a folder in his room labeled "Operation Death Strike." Inside, authorities say, was "a pretty detailed plan" to rob a local gun store by "taking out" the owner and stealing some guns; the teenager would then head over to Atlanta, where he intended to ambush the platinum-selling popsters during their October 21 concert at the Philips Arena. The plan also included drawings and a "Plan B" for facing down police if they got wind of his plot before he carried it out. Geez, Eminem talks about killing N'Sync in some of his songs, but I never thought I'd actually hear of someone who planned on doing... That's one crazy kid.
Ever dreamed of seeing Britney Spears, Bill Clinton, Brooke Shields, Elisabeth Shue, Jessica Hahn, or Claire Danes in crutches? Oddly enough, this site has pictures of them all, and many more celebrities, using crutches. Maybe this is is some kind of wierd fetish that I wasn't aware of...? One thing is for sure... Britney looks great, with crutches or without.
"A few years ago I had a painting assignment. I was told to find an organic item to use as a stamp. The stamp was to be brought into class with a finished art product. The art product had to incorporate a stamping or stampings of our organic item. We were to present the finished product to the class for a critique. The class was supposed to guess the organic object used. It took me a couple of days to come up with an organic item. I finally decided to use my buttocks as a stamp." The results can be seen here.
Denver the Cocker Spaniel waits for the mail to arrive at his home near Skipton, North Yorkshire and then sorts it and delivers it to his owner Jeannie Crangle, her boyfriend Tim Johnson and her son Peter. He leaves Jeannie's mail on her bedside table, then walks around to Tim's side of the bed with his post before going in to Peter's room and dropping his letters on his bed. Jeannie said: "People think we're crackers but this is exactly what he does." Crackers, eh? Find out more about Denver The Wonder-Dog by clicking here.
A North Carolina man was charged with first-degree murder in the death of his former wife after four friends chatting with her on an Internet voice connection overheard gunshots. The woman's friends, who live about 100 miles away, told police they heard three gunshots ring out after the victim, Deanna Diane Gregory, 28, told them her ex-husband was breaking into her mobile home. They heard her say, "It's my ex-husband and he has a gun!" That's kind of scary... Well, not really. But this is.
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