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I haven't updated because I got a Playstation 2 for Christmas, and I have barely left my room since. I got four games so far - Devil May Cry, GTA3, Tony Hawk 3, and Metal Gear Solid 2. So that's pretty damn kosher, it should keep me entertained for a few weeks.
It's ashame that people will stop at nothing to get some laughs and/or make some money. I have been seeing ads on alot of sites for this online t-shirt site, T-Shirt Hell, but I saw an ad today that really pissed me off. I'm not even gonna put the actual image in this post, but you can see it here. That's really ashame. To the person that designed that banner, I hope somebody curbs the shit out of you and your loved ones. Or maybe wrecks a plane into their house, either one would work fine for me. The other day I walked into Circuit City with my friend and the alarm went off. They asked if either of us had a cell phone, she did, so they said, "Oh, it's okay then, cell phones and pagers tend to set those things off sometimes." So I got an idea... But then I remembered that I'm not a klepto anymore. But this might be some good advice for those of you out there who can figure out what I'm getting at... If not, you're a complete moron. I've heard of children being held hostage, and pets in a few instances, but... A plastic baby Jesus? That's genius right there. I have an assload of work to do before I go back to school, and I wanna go away for a few days before New Years, so I gotta get all this work done. | |
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I saw "Not Another Teen Movie" Sunday night with my older sister who is home from college and her friends. It had a few funny parts in it, unfortunately the theater was filled with mindless schmucks who laughed at everything that happened in the whole movie. Someone walks into a wall, the place is roaring with uncontrollable laughter. It's pretty sad, since alot of the stuff wasn't even remotely humorous. One thing that I thought was cool was that they used the guitar riffs from System Of A Down's remake of "The Metro". (originally performed by Berlin) Also, some of the chicks in that movie were incredibly hot. All in all... Don't bother seeing it.
It's Christmas time, folks - I think you all are aware of this. But do you ever stop for a second and take a break from all the blind consumerism and meaningless decorations to think about the true meaning of Christmas? That's right, put Aunt Bertha's boiled pudding aside, drop that candy cane, and listen up. Most of these things are nothing more than traditions attached to a holiday which has lost it's meaning. Please, stay with me here, this is all coming straight from the heart. I feel that being the webmaster of this page puts me in a somewhat powerful position, with the ability to affect many people. So if I could have just one wish this year, it would be for all of you to click here and see Christmas for what it really is. What the hell... Okay, tell me that the galleries on this page aren't stolen right from my "cam hotties" thingy on the left hand side of this site. They didn't even change the layout or anything. That really pisses me off. I know the images are public domain, but the table (as simple as it may be) that I designed for them sure as hell isn't. I went and tried to get in touch with the guy in their IRC channel, and was told to "f off", so... Hey, what can you do? That's just the way things work I guess. Thanks guys, I aprecciate it. It was just about this time last year when a link just like this one came very close to getting me a withdrawal-failure from my Health class. It's a difficult task to give my readers a Christmas gift through my site... But I spent many, many hours trying to think of something. Then, it hit me. The majority of you are leading immoral lives. Partaking in sexual activities, consuming alchohol and smoking marijuana cigarettes, and doing God-only-knows what else. So instead of a Christmas gift, I am giving you the exact opposite. It is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my entire life. You can see it right here, but let me just say it's a little bit worse than getting some coal in your stocking. In fact, I'm totally desensitized and it really bothered me... Alot. Don't watch it. I'm serious! Merry Christmas kiddos! | |
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Everyone who hasn't already done so needs to check out Pranks 2K, some of those pranks are absolutely hilarious, and Coby's the man.
Gotta love this... Posting from the comfort of my bed. I got my taco bell, my blanky, and uhhh... Well, anyway, I didn't post much this weekend cuz I was out gettin my driz on. Driz = drink, secret code! Saturday, well, I just didn't feel like it. Anyway, I don't think anyone comes to my site anymore. I used to average about 2K uniques a day, now I get like 500 a day if I'm lucky... Was it something I said? Alright, seeing as how I haven't left my room once since yesterday afternoon, I think I'm gonna go interact with some other human beings. | |
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Why won't the Marines stop calling me. "Yo dawg, whatchoo plan on doin' afta high skoo?" DIE.
If any of you were interested in seeing that movie "The Wash" with Snoop D-O Double G and Dr. Dre, well you can check it out right here [part 1 | part two] thanks to "thugnetwork.net. A 20th-century artist, Louis Wain, who was fascinated by cats, painted these pictures over a period of time in which he developed schizophrenia. The pictures mark progressive stages in the illness and exemplify what it does to the victim's perception. I was doing research for my term paper on schizophrenia when I came across this little example. Adam "was a wonderfully, sweet young man," his mother said. He was a high school athlete and captain of his team, active in his college fraternity, a good student. He had graduated from college and started working while studying for a professional certification exam when something inside him changed. . . Adam stopped being careful about his personal appearance. He told his parents he suspected them of communicating with each other in secret ways, such as in sign language which he couldn't understand. He began to hear his mother's voice in his head and he asked her why she was sending him messages... he was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Now you can call me ignorant, crazy, or incredibly sexually appealing, but I think it'd be fun to be a schizo, even just for a week or so. I want to know what it's actually like to hear voices in your head. I was reading this guy's story, and that is some interesting shit. I wish I could experience something like that, even if just for a day. I wouldn't want to live a life like that though, with no escape from the insanity - It almost sounds like a permanent acid trip of sorts. Okay, well I'm going out, SVAIGHT! | |
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In other celebrity news, Tom Green and Drew Barrymore are getting divorced. Tom Green is a funny guy and all, but I really doubt he will ever have a succesful marriage. Then again, I probably won't either. Leave the methlabs alone! The goverment should worry about more important things, like... I have no idea what I'm talking about. Britney Spears's Breasts - As pleasing as this flash presentation may be to the male (and often female) eye, it's actually pretty damn interesting too, check it out, regardless of your sex. Well, I'm gonna go raise my chi. Peace out diglets. | |
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I'll take hard alcohol over beer anyday. But alcohol is just a novelty, especially when you be fiending for coke 24/7.
They Fight Crime! You ain't got nothin on this... It's probably stupid of me to post this link, since you will send it to your friends and the bandwidth will be raped, forcing the administrator to shut the site down, but all good things come to an end anyway, so here ya go... This site has all of the Jackass episodes available to download in MPEG format, as well as various Jim Carrey clips, and some German shizer. While I'm at it, I have a few good "Warez" links for you to check out... Warez Utopia, Uniwarez, Some Chinese Crap, More Chinese Crap, and POW Warez. Yeah. Psycho. Groupie. Cocaine. Crazy. The ultimate Christmas gift for the twisted person in your life: Fetus dolls! Sorry this post is so short, but it's about time for me to go boar hunting, so I'm out. | |
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Yesterday was the last day of my suspension, so I have alot of homework to do. So this is gonna be one hell of a short, half-assed update... Getting into a chick's pants has never been easier - Look! Unfortunately, some need a little more help than others. Take my man Kai, for example. He won't get any ass until his site gets exactly 111,111,111 hits! But when he hits that number... Oh man, what a lucky bastard.
Yeah, trippy borderline porno definitely doesn't do anything for me. But you gotta admit, the technology is just amazing. I'll be the first to say that this is just too good to be true. Parents - Want to shelter your children from the horrors of our society? Blindfold them from the facts of everyday life that they will inevitably face at some point in there lives? Well, this Christmas, let this list help you determine what not to buy for your kids - Unless, of course, you want to raise the next Charlie Manson. It's nice to know that colleges are branching out and offering new activities to satisfy everyone's needs. Take homosexuals for example. The University of Maryland is now offering "faggot dancing" - I think that's spectacular! Oh yeah, I almost forgot - Adam over at HamsterStyle wrote about Lynn Strait and Snot yesterday, since December 11th was the day Lynn died. It's a pretty interesting read, and he worded what he had to say alot better than I would have been able to. Adam knows his shit, so check it out. | |
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 I need some time to get back on track, tommorow's my first day back from "vacation", so I have some work to make up, and I've got more important things to do than to entertain you chodeknockers. For the latest developments in... Err, stuff, go to www.halfhonk.com. Oh yeah, free stereos and bizlet rule! Close ya windows, lock ya doors! Shut up. | |
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Question Of The Day: "Would you let Britney Spears milk your prostate?"
How about you? Would you let her? If you answered no, consider yourself insane. Have a nice day. | |
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I've seen this before, but it still kinda weirds me out... Anyway, I have alot of work to catch up on, so that's it for now. | |
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Ah, yes, John's Crawlspace is back, birthday style biatch! Step off hataz! So why the downtime? Well, as much as I hate to keep you out in the dark, "my attorneys" have advised against me bringing all of that out into the open, at least right now. I will tell the whole story in good time, and it will be worth the wait. But for now, I'm just getting the sit back up on two legs, so to speak, so bare with me. Parts of the site may be missing but I'm getting it all back up, piece by piece.
Do you remember about half a year ago (was it that long ago?) everyone was talking about "IT", a mysterious new invention in the works that would be revolutionary to the transportation industry? Well, "IT" has been revealed. It's getting alot of bad publicity, but hey, I wouldn't mind having one of them... Check it out. It'd be funny to see a fat man on one of these babies. You learn something new every day. Today, I learned that if I were a horrible affliction, I'd be rabies. What affliction would you be? I'm sorry officer, but I feel that the mere fact that this man urinated on my house is enough to justify my stabbing him! Wow, I never knew Saddam Hussein was a romantic man. He is working on his second novel, "The Fortified Castle". Read more here! Alright kiddos... Since Christmas time is here, I think I should tell you that there's no such thing as santa! Yeah, how do you like that? | |
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..:: Downtime courtesy of El Douche ::..
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Well my current host [link removed due to pathetic legal threats] has informed me that I'm using too much bandwidth, so I have 24 hours to change that, or else I can kiss my hosting goodbye. So I guess I'm gonna delete the galleries and stuff... I don't have time to deal with this crap, so whatever.
I have been feeling like absolute shit lately. I'm not sure what triggered it but the past few days I haven't even gone to school, I just wake up, then go back to sleep. My grades are suffering too, and I'm not sure why, but I just don't care. This weekend completely sucked. I ended up going to visit my grandparent's bright and early on Saturday morning, and I was out there until late Sunday night. A few funny things happened, I almost got kicked out of the banquet hall that we went to at some fancy hotel on Sunday morning for breakfast. That's one of my weaknesses I guess, when an adult gets cocky with me or has a bad attitude, I almost always come right back with smart-ass remarks. Me and my brother were real bored so we were walking around going in all the different rooms. I was playing with the sprayer on the keg behind the bar in one of the rooms, and this fat lady with the worst haircut in the history of the world walks in. I'm not gonna go into details but I'll just say that I'm proud of the fact that I ruined this lady's day. Behind all the cleavage and ass-shots, most of these so-called "cam whores" (a term I don't use loosely) don't typically have much of a personality. But there's alot of girls that are actually really pretty and have great personalities - They just don't get a whole lot of recognition because they choose not to be borderline porn queens. Alicia is one example, I've talked to her on-and-off for probably about a year, but I wouldn't be surprised if none of you had ever been to her site before. (How's that for a plug?) I just realized something though - I rarely visit her site myself, or any other sites for that matter, on a normal basis. To be honest, I don't even visit the sites in my favorites links on the left very often. I spend most of my time online looking for stuff to put on the site, and talking to my friends. Err... My train of thought just derailed. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, I was being a real nerd and talking about the lesser-known "chicks with sites". And I just realized how retarted this whole thing sounds, so I'm just gonna end this paragraph right about... here. By the way, don't click that last link. People with too much time on their hands have sunken to an all-time new low... Harry Potter porn. No matter how much life gets me down... I'll always have my pride and joy. Okay, I realize that this post totally sucked, and I've been slacking off pretty bad in the posting department... Hopefully that will all change in the near future when I get a little more time. I've gotta jet right now, so check out anti-logik.net, effect online, the return of wubby.net, and fearthestupid.com. | |
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