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1.4:// Spontaneous 'Freestyling'.

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Calvin169: J-O-E , whats his name? his names joe, how many time does he have to tell you hes drunk off his arse, cant keep himself sober, grandma J-O-E is down with her padres , madres keep it down with his Bliz--ow--jobs

1.4:// Women wakes up from a 16 year slumber

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - For 16 years, Patricia White Bull was unresponsive to the world - unable to speak, swallow or move much. On Christmas Eve, she suddenly snapped back to consciousness. "Don't do that," she blurted out when nurses were trying to fix her nursing home bed. Doctors cannot explain why White Bull, 42, awakened from the catatonic state she slipped into while delivering her fourth child. Since then, Patricia has been speaking her children's names and catching up on family developments. Three years after she slipped into a catatonic state, her husband sought a divorce and moved to the reservation so his family could help raise the children. But now, "If she recovers and she wants to re-establish a relationship with me, I'm here," he said. "But if she falls into another coma, my ass is gone for good." - Source: USA Today

Wow, 16 years, thats a long time, this lady fell into a coma 21 days after I was born, and she woke up 10 days ago. I wonder if she has to go to the bathroom...16 years, I couldn't hold it that long.

1.3:// What the hell, I must have seen at least 5 sites in the past hour that are using the same font as mine. I didn't take this font from anywhere, I saw it and decided to use it, so once this font is on every site, I can't be accused of "hopping on a bandwagon". But seeing as how this layout is only temporary, it doesn't matter much anyway. Well, I'd update more, but I gotta get to bed early tonight, I was tired as hell today.

1.3:// Okay, this blows, I have school today, and all of my friends from the private schools are sleeping, while my ass is up at 6:00 in the damn morning getting ready for school. Dammit! If you didn't have school today, do me a favor and hit yourself. Okay, now do it again, harder. There, now I feel better.

1.2:// Anyone who has a CD-Burner and makes alot of CD's should check out www.CD-Recordable.com. They have all kinds of colors and stuff, and the CD's are really cheap. Shouldn't I be getting paid to say that? Apparently not. Does anyone know how to get rid of the copy protection on the newer VHS tapes? When you rent movies, you can't copy newer ones, the quality gets all screwed up, and thats annoying. If anyone reading this can help me out, please contact me. More later today.

1.1:// Well, it's January 1st, 2000. What a dissapointment, nothing happened. My computer (as well as everyone elses) is working fine, and there were no power-outages, massive riots, or planets destroyed by pissed-off gods. Not that I was expecting any of that to happen, it just would have been sort of nice for a change. The only thing out of the ordinary really was some crazy drunk dudes who tore some stop signs out of the ground while we rooted them on, and threw M-90's and stuff. Well, anyway, alot of people are saying that the year 2000 isn't the true millenium, I think that no one really cares, I really couldn't care less, but you can click here to read about it. Well, thats about it for now, I have plans for tonight, but you can expect some changes on this site shortly. Happy New Years.

12.25:// Merry Christmas!
It's quarter after 11, and though it almost seems immoral to be working on a webpage on Christmas morning, when you should be spending time with your family, everybody else is preoccupied with stuff, so I figured I'd update this real quick. I am definately making a new page, and I won't be putting it up until it's finished, so there won't be any of that "this section is not yet finished" crap. But until it is finished, I will be putting updates right here, so keep on checking back. I hope everyone is having a good break, and remember, if nothing happens on New Year's Eve, make something happen! Just because a computer bug couldn't live up to it's hype doesn't mean that you can't cause some chaos. (Do I need a disclaimer now that I said that?) Well, have fun on New Years, don't kill anyone, and keep coming back here. That's all for now.

12.20:// I'm gonna have the basic layout up pretty soon, so bookmark this site, and come back every few days. Sign the guestbook too, just for the hell of it.

Current Status Current Status:// Okay, well the crackheads over at Angelfire decided to be cool and delete my page, which I worked hard as crap on, so now I'm sort of figuring out what I wanna do, but I will still be using the url jiggajohn.cjb.net, so check it out every once in a while to see what's up. You can e.mail me at nitejohn@hotmail.com.