Don't You Step Outta Line, Don't You Lie. 02/11 | 5:30
Is this page getting dull and boring? According to my stats, I am slowly getting more and more hits as the days go by, but the only feedback I ever get is "KoOl SiTe d00d3r", and it's hard to judge by that if I could improve anything. Let me know!

I saw "Snatch" last night, and dammit, the accents in this one were even harder to understand than those is "Trainspotting" were! I could hardly even tell what was going on, since I was pretty damn tired too, although I know it had something to do with diamonds, a dog, a trailor park, and boxing matches. Some of the effects were pretty cool, but why the hell do they have to make the people's voices so hard to understand?

Next time you break into someone's home, you might want to consider the fact that it's possible you are being videotaped. Actually, it doesn't matter, since no one ever does that. But this guy did, and now he has images of the people who broke into his house, thanks to his webcam, and motion-detector software. Read more about it here.

ORGASMIC! I am gonna have to get myself one of these.

We all knew it would happen soon enough - BonzaiKitten.com is under investigation by the FBI. Not that I am saying it shouldn't be, that is some sick stuff.

I am actually surprised that Elton John and Eminem will be performing together at the Grammy Awards. The only reason Elton hasn't been dissed in any of Eminem's songs as of yet is probably because his name didn't fit into the rhyme scheme of the song.

Quality Sites: Loaded Again - Calvin's Corner

Absolute Shit: AzN PRiDe


New Look... Sorta. 02/10 | 11:40
Well, my main cracka cow from c.live productions designed these tables for me. He designed a navigation bar for the left as well, but I'm not sure whether or not I am going to use it, because it will be harder to update things if I use images instead of HTML. Either way though, check out his site, I love his tiny-yet-detailed style of graphics.

You might wanna to check out the downloads section once in a while. Lately, whenever I have had time, I have been working on adding more stuff there. I have a ton of stuff to upload, I just need some time.
Word. One of my readers, for some odd reason, decided to e-mail me instructions on how to make your own "Crystal Pepsi". I'm not sure what prompted him to do this, but I found it kinda interesting, so check it out.



Here is how to make Crystal Pepsi. The first thing you do is get a Pepsi (preferably one in a clear container). Next, get some regular old flour. You can probably find some in your kitchen. Now here comes the hard part, pour some flour into the Pepsi bottle. Shake the bottle and then leave it alone for a day or two. When you check on the Pepsi it should be clear, and there should be some stuff at the bottom of the bottle. Pour the Pepsi into a glass, being careful not to get any of the stuff at the bottom of the bottle into the glass. Then, drink up. It should tast pretty good.


Interesting... I guess. But I wouldn't try it. If any of you morons do, let me know how it is. I do remember when that stuff was popular though, I kinda liked it. Then, one day, it just dissapeared off of the face of the earth. Oh well.

I found this "music video" to be somewhat amusing, someone took the song "Bitches" by Mindless Self Indulgence, and made a music video for it using Pokemon characters, but it's synchronized pretty well, worth checking out if you are on a high-speed connection. The file is 20.4 MB in size. For more music videos like that one, be sure to check out Otaku Vengeance.

Wow, some loser with absolutely no life whatsoever made Bart Simpson and Milhouse figures out of legos. The Bart figure is three and a half feet tall, and weighs about thirty pounds. That must have taken awhile.

Well here's something that doesn't happen every day... A trio of men dressed like ninjas and armed with a samurai sword and crowbar invaded a New York home yesterday, brawling with a man and his teen-age sons before escaping with about $500 in cash. You can read the full story here. I have a pretty good idea who is behind all of this... The Red Ninja!

According to some people, chicken heads aren't the only things that are found in some Chicken Nuggets. According to this article, hyperdermic needles are also a common ingredient. If you ask me, it's a load of shit. I know how the meat-grinding process works, and if there was a needle in the McNugget, it was either put in my the employee who prepared the food, or the lady herself who "found it" in her meal. What will be found in Chicken McNuggets next? Viagra?