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2.29(5:32PM):// Even I Make Mistakes.
I must have not read the article right (I just scanned over it real quick), but exml pointed out to me that in the school shooting in Michigan a boy shot a girl student, not a boy student. I doubt anyone would have noticed if I let it go, but I figured what the hell, so there ya have it. Also, a teacher made a 13-year-old student "urinate" in the trashcan, and is now being arrested for mistreatment of the student and contributing to the delinqency of a minor. Contributing? He made him do it! Heres the story.
To see where animal crackers really come from, click here. (It's an image.)
Today sucked ass for me, I got another detention and I got an office refferal, which means tomorow I will get called to the dean's office, (again), and get at least two more detentions. All you people back in Harrisburg who are reading this probably think I did something typical of my reputation, like putting big fish in the urinals (haha, Kyle), but actually, I didn't do jack shit, the teachers out here are (mostly) morons, so I get detention all the time, and half the time I didn't even do anything. I still do stuff, I just don't get caught for it.
A Canadian satellite broadcaster (Bell ExpressVu) blamed human error for briefly transmitting X-rated material to theaters in several Canadian cities immediately after the end of a scheduled pay-for-view broadcast of a World Wrestling Federation Entertainment event. "It was very graphic," Colleen Allen told the Vancouver Province. "My 11-year-old was devastated. ... Little girls were coming out crying." Haha, thats so funny, why would porn make little kids cry? Well, if you wanna read more, here is the story.
Here's another funny article, some stupid woman tried to patent herself. I only think she is stupid because she copied off of me. That was my idea originally, I patented myself like 3 years ago.
Well, I'm stuck with MSN as my ISP, and it sucks, mainly because it is dial-up, and it seems that more and more people are getting DSL and cable connections. Damn you people! Well, Microsoft is currently developing some ground-breaking software for MSN users, for now it is called 'Mars'. "Mars is a codename for a project designed to simplify and enhance the Internet experience for MSN users. It is too early to give furhter details, but we look forward to doing so soon." Check out the article over here.
Some call it soda, some call it Coke, pop, Pepsi, etc. But whats the real name? Will we ever know? Full Article.
Well I just got home from school, I had detention, which was boring as shit, but only lasted like 20 minutes or something. To the fags who are signing my guestbook with negative stuff, eat a dick, I don't care what you think of this page, I know of enough people who like it, and that is what keeps me going. If I didn't get any feedback about this site, I wouldn't still be making it. Well, I'll update more a lil' later.
The 27-year-old woman became distracted when the electronic pet, which was attached to her car key ring, started to send out distress signals.
She asked a companion in her car to attend to the Tamagotchi but in the confusion she failed to notice a group of cyclists on the road ahead and slammed into the back of them. One died instantly and another was taken to hospital.
Police said the woman was arrested after Sunday's accident near the southern city of Marseille. A magistrate was investigating whether charges should be brought.
Tamagotchi virtual pets, egg-shaped devices invented in Japan, have become a worldwide fad. They send out electronic bleeps when they need "feeding" or "cleaning." If they are not looked after they "die."
Anyway, this morning I went to 9:30 mass, then went out and got some clothes and three new pairs of shoes! So that's cool. Last night I went to the mall and got a new mouse for my computer, and the game "You Don't Know Jack", sorta for my parents, because they like those kinda trivia games. That "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" game got the whole family started on that... I think it's gay, but thats just me. That Regis guy has always gotten on my nerves. Anyway, last night I saw "The Whole Nine Yards" with my girlfriend, it was pretty good. Not as good as "The Beach" though.
Okay, I just found a really wierd news article about the face of Jesus appearing ona church wall, I have heard this kinda stuff before, but I just ran into it while browsing through the Excite News site. Click here to read about it. (It's a smll article.)
Hahaha. Two Canadians looking to buy cocaine in the Cayman Islands got a dramatically wrong number, and ended up talking to a top anti-drug officer. They got busted too. Stupid Canadians. "We want some cocaine, eh?" And get this: When the anti-drug officer repeated that the caller had the wrong number, a man he identified as Robertson insisted it was right and asked to buy cocaine. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Here is the full article.
Wow. Chuck over at Coolboarder.com has my link on his main page, in the center and everything! I feel special... For some reason, I still think my site sucks, thats probably just because I am so sick of looking at it.
Also, Funky URL is sorta wierd, it takes the hostname of your site and converts it into a 32 bit integer, and the rest of the url into those funky hex thingies. So like my "Funky URL" would be http://3561607633/%6a0hn. Okay, well I'm goin to the mall now, so that's it. I'll probably add more tonight.
Now this is some wierd-ass stuff! At a democratic debate yesterday held in the Apollo Theater in New York, an image of a goat or a devil or some crap appeared between the two candidates! And this isn't like a prank or anything, no one took this image and edited it, it was visible on the live video of the debate! I'm gonna be mad if it is some kinda gay prank. I want more news like this! If you read the posts on the Message Boards that were posted while the debate was taking place, you will notice some posts that people added having to do with the strange image. One post reads "Hey otterpond, you notice the image of the goat's head in between the two "demoncrats"???? Wait 'til the camera pulls back, and you can see directly between them on the screen behind 'em! SPOOKY!!!!" For more information on this, click here. O.J. Simpson has sued GTE over its refusal to turn over phone records that he claims could prove that he didn't kill his wife and her friend. I think this is very stupid, the general public already has their own opinion on whether or not he is innocent, and one little piece of evidence years after the trial isn't going to change what people think. Plus, the trial went on for more than a year, don't you think this would have been brought up then? If it had any base to it, it would have been a crucial piece of evidence during the trial. He should just let it go, no one cares. Well, to read about it, click here.
Automakers are getting together with phone companies to equip their new models with the Internet. Ford Motors and Daimler Chrysler AG already plan to
offer web access in their cars as an option from 2001. "The cost of these systems is coming down at the speed of
light," said Peter Schmidt, an analyst at Automotive Industry
Data Ltd. "It'll start in luxury cars for business executives and
end up with mom sending a message to her son reminding him to
change his underwear." All I have to say about this is "you've got mail... CRASH!!" For the story, go on over here.
Last night, Slipknot was on Conan O'Brian, they were pretty cool, performed "Wait & Bleed" (what did you expect?), but Conan was too bust talkin to John Stamos to interview them or even talk to them, so that was all that they were on the show for. I guess I was sorta dissapointed, but it doesn't matter, cuz I went to bed right afterwards anyway.
The Skeptic's Annotated Bible basically took The Bible and picked it apart, and categorized all of the stuff that people would be interested in, like homosexuality references, insults to women, contradictions...the works. I don't really think it's that great or anything, but I know of alot of people who would find this very interesting, so check it out at skepticsannotatedbible.com.
Former Olympic ice skater Tonya Harding (yeah, the one that got Nancy Kerrigan hit in the knee) was arrested after being accused of throwing a hubcap at her live-in boyfriend and repeatedly punching him in the face. I heard about this on the news yesterday, and soon most of you will know about it too, but if ya don't know, ya bedda aks sumbody." Or you can save yourself the trouble, and click here.
Bill Gates, the famously aggressive billionaire whose favored phrases include "that's the stupidest thing I ever heard," is trying hard these days to watch his language. The Microsoft Corp. chairman with the quick temper no longer confesses to wanting to "kill" rivals in the technology industry. His 3-year-old daughter, Jennifer Katharine, doesn't tolerate those words.
"I can't even say stupid or kill anymore," Gates lamented, joking during one of dozens of interviews at last week's launch of Microsoft's Windows 2000 software. "If she can't say it, I can't say it." Well, I can't think of any funny comments to throw in here right now, so just click here to read more about the "pottymouth" and his daughter.
Researchers say they have found a way to mate human cells with circuitry in a "bionic chip" that could play a key role in medicine and genetic engineering. The tiny device, smaller and thinner than a strand of hair, combines a healthy human cell with an electronic circuitry chip. By controlling the chip with a computer, scientists say they can control the activity of the cell.
The computer sends electronic impulses to the cell-chip, triggering the cell's membrane pores to open and activating the cell. Scientists hope they can manufacture cell-chips in large numbers and insert them into the body to replace or correct diseased tissues. The cell-chip also gives them greater control over the difficult process of gene therapy because they can more precisely open the cell's pores, said lead researcher Boris Rubinsky. This doesn't surprise me at all, I mean I have been putting computer chips into peoples brains since I was a baby... It sort of came naturally to me. I guess some people are just naturally more talented than others, and thats the way it is. But to read about the slow progress of these morons, click here.
Have $129 you don't need? Then come over to this site and buy Curse-Free TV. Actually, screw tha, just send me the money in an envelope. Well, more updates later.
Some doctor in Beijing, China, padlocked a woman's vagina to prevent her from having other lovers. She was reported to authorities after neighbors saw her walking wierd. Yao Yung, the physician responsible for this strange act, was arrested after surrendering the key to the lock. For the full story, click here.
A British church worker, who decapitated his son's former lover with an axe, was found guilty of murder Thursday and jailed for life by a British court. The rest of it is right here.
Here is an article about how college student's are affected by sex on TV. Not necessarily wierd, but interesting enough.
Here is a strange site, but I gotta admit, the layout is really cool... I want it!
Well, I have all these CD's to burn for people, and I still have alot of homework... So that's all for now.
Also, the links section is up, but not completely finished, I still have to put in descriptions for a few of the links.
When I did finally go to school today, it was pretty cool, lunch was awesome, I had alot of fun hitting people with stuff, til me and this other kid got moved to the other side of the cafeteria... =( Then I had detention this afternoon, it was hilarious, this girl flipped out, everyone was calling her a "mud shark" and she was screaming and swearing and stomping up and down, I thought she was gonna bite someone. Yeah, she got kicked out within the first five minutes.
Also, Darryl Strawberry was found positive in a cocaine test. So now he can't play for the Yankees anymore. I guess that sucks, I'm not really a baseball fan though. Umm... Go Phillies? Read the full story here. And here is the reason why I never wanna be a "mason"... Not that I would have been planning on it anyway. And if you enter this AAustrian store completely nude, they give you free clothes! Hell, I'd do it. Here is the story. Well, I'm gettin off this computer now, I'm bored.
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