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2.16(3:53PM):// Lowered Expectations!
An Indianapolis man, angry over the selection he received through a dating service, was arrested Tuesday after allegedly pulling a gun and demanding a $1,200 refund! Armed with a .357-caliber Magnum, the 43-year-old man, identified as Joe Blume, stood alone for two hours in the Carmel office of Matchmaker International. The manager apparently convinced him that she was going to write him a check in the other room, so she left him and called the police. For the rest of the article, click here. Okay, every single day the web gets a little bit stranger. Now there is a company on the rise who is offering to clone your pet for you. Why go to them, when you can send me some of your pets urine in the mail, and I'll clone him for you? Guys, I'm telling you it's really easy to do - right... Anyway, check out the article over at USAToday. I was watching Fox News last night, and apparently two child-molestors were tracked down and arrested by the FBI. They were using America Online (The choice of pedophiles everywhere) to pose as young children, and lure other young children into meeting them in real-life. This is sorta funny, until I heard the next part. It was all going on in my neighborhood... Yeah, now thats sorta sick! Where the hell is my little brother at anyway? This was all going on in Drexel Hill, PA. They showed a picture of the house and I didn't recognize it, and I never heard of the street before, but my mom said she has. So I'm glad those sick fags got caught.
Eh, I was home sick from school today. But anyway, I am workin on the "Link Me" and "Pics" pages. So they will be up later. But thats it for now.
On February 1st, the body of an 11-year-old boy was found in a trash bin, only blocks away from the school.
Last week, a Florida man pleaded guilty in Denver to sending a Columbine student an internet message, threatening to "finish the massacre". The threat prompted officials to close the school for the Christmas holidays two days early. He now faces up to five years in prison.
And now once again, students at Columbine High School are in mourning, trying to make sense of another tragic shooting. Two Columbine sophomores were found shot to death in a Subway restaurant yesterday (Monday), just two blocks away from the school. "It was too much for me to handle," said 18-year-old senior Nathan Vanderau, who knew victims in both sets of killings. "I'm still in counseling for the shooting last year. It's just one more thing for me to worry about."
No arrests have been made, but police are currently on the lookout for a "young white maile" suspect.
And I was pissed off when my website got taken down in the aftermath of the Columbine shootings, I just thought the police and the schools were being way too paranoid...Well, thats just typical of me to think, I'm a teenager. But now I see where they were coming from. Who is doing this shit? And when will it stop?
To read more on this story, check out the article at The Associated Press, APBNews.com, or Reuters
Charles Schulz, the writer of that comic strip "Peanuts", died at the age of 77 yesterday of a heart attack, after a 3-month battle with colon cancer. Yuck, colon cancer? Well, thats better then ass-herpes. For the full story, clicky here. Its sort of ironic, because he said he wanted his comic to "die with him", but he died with his comic...Wait, that makes like no sense...Nevermind.
Are you an expert on porn? No, seriously. Look at your palms. Any hair on 'em? Okay, if your answer was yes, then the government needs you. Click here to find out just what the hell I am talking about.
Did you guys know there is a sequel to "The Blair Witch Project" coming out? That is so gay. And the first big sponsor is Altoids, "The curiously strong peppermint." Bad move, if you ask me. Since when do mints and witches have anything to do with each other? Well, read up the rest of the article, click here.
Wanna send your sweetie something nice this Valentines Day? Then click here, just don't expect a kiss next time you see him/her. Speaking of Valentines, look at this. It is a web form that will make a break-up letter to give to your girlfriend to let her know that things are over with between the two of you. Funny, unless you are actually pathetic enough to use it.
Check out my man Brians group "Maximum Overdrive", from what I know they have potential! Thats all for now. By the way, everyone download the song "Pardon Me" by Incubus off of Napster or whatever, that song owns me.
Anyway, today I went to the Art Museum in Philly and it was queer, just like rooms and rooms full of paintings of fat naked people. I love those pictures...Whoops, thinking out loud again. My weekend was okay though, my friend Ryan came down from Harrisburg on the train, and we went to a party on Saturday, it was decent I guess. Well thats it for now.
Did you ever wonder what your odds of getting robbed, raped, beaten, or murdered were? Well, wonder no more, check out this link, although I doubt that it is very accurate at all.
Haven't you always wanted to give a cat an enema? No? Why the hell not? Well, all I can say is that this man is my role model.
Now to me, this article is just damn hilarious! A substitute teacher from peabody, Massachusetts, has been barred from the city's schools for telling students, "Hitler is cool." Get this: The teacher told administrators that he meant that Adolf Hitler was dead, so his body is cold (ie - cool) according to Superintendent Louis Perullo.
Also, I was over at **'s house when I saw this on the news, and I was laughing so hard, I almost choked. A doctor carved his initials into one of his patients. I just think the idea of a doctor "tagging" someone while they are under aesthetics is so funny. Sounds like something from UCB.
Somebody on "Who Wants To Be A Millionare" used Rosie 'O Donnel as there lifeline. Not that there is much more to this story then that, but you can read more about it here.
Ever get drunk? Like, really drunk? Drunk enough to accidentally walk off of an airplane? Well, maybe, but not while it is in flight! This guy did.
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