Japanese, Asian, Chinese, Vietnamese, don't even consider mailing me and correcting me if I got one confused with the other, I'm not racist, but I really can't tell the difference.

Oh come on... Not more freaking poké-porno! This is so pathetic! I can't believe people actually waste their time drawing this crap. What if a young child were to be searching the internet for pokémon stuff, and they stumbled upon this stuff? And they came to the conclusion that Píkachu was their father? Poor bastards.

I wish I could find out who made it... I could have an interesting interview with them! Hey, maybe there is an e-mail adress on that site, I'm gonna check now...

But before I go, I have saved the "best" for last... Got Rice? When I first heard this song a while ago, I laughed so hard, if this isn't trying to be black, then I don't know what is. Right when you enter the site, the song "Got Rice" by "Azn Pride" starts playing. This is too funny to miss. Once again, I'm not at all racist, I just find this to be hilarious. But then I heard another song by "Azn Pride" Called like "Racing Ain't A Thing", and it said shit like "All you white boys trying to be like us? Don't make me laugh!", and that sorta pissed me off. When is the last time you saw a white guy try to be asian? Haha, well, just check it out.

3.10(11:59PM):// My Town... Is Interesting.
Damn, you see alot of crazy shit around here. On the way home, there was a fire hydrant busted open on one of the corners in my neighborhood, and the water was like shooting everywhere. There was a cop car and a water company truck sitting in front of it, but it was behind some bushes which were on the left of me when I was walking and I had headphones on so I didn't hear/see it (it is usually dark out around this time, 11:30 PM, if you know what I mean) so I sorta got wet. And there was a group of like 10 kids in front of Dunkin Donuts charging at the door and slamming into it, it was funny as shit, I'm sure they were piss-drunk, I bet if they are still there one of them went flying through the glass... haha. That's the kinda shit we used to do back...Yeah, back where I used to live, but I think I make reference to that much too often, even though it's the only thing on my mind. Well, anyway, I ended up going to some gay-ass play tonight at Bonner, the catholic high school that my homar ** goes to, and it was all about sex, it was actually sorta funny, but it was two-and-a-half farking hours long, so it got boring quick. Anyway, we were all in the back row and the guy standing behind us was operating the spotlight that was shining onto the stage, and I wasn't really all there, I was tired so I sorta thought the spotlight was coming from the stage, all I saw was the beam of light above me, so I stuck my hand up in it, and the guy behind me like flipped out... Turns out there was a huge image of my hand projecting onto the stage! I was gonna do a middle finger before I realized what was going on, that would have been funny as shit if I did!

3.09(5:07PM):// I Am Sick Of Making Up New Subjects...
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

Wanna see more of 'em? Then go here.

Wanna be a pimp daddy? Click here.

3.09(4:57PM):// Drexel Hill Sucks.
I am so sick of school and shit, I can't wait until Friday. Anyway, now for some interesting stuff. Have you ever played a video game where you had to hit the buttons really fast in order to do something, like to charge up a punch or build speed or something? Well, Nintendo is now required to provide protective gloves to owners of the video game Mario Party 2, which has been blamed for cuts, blisters and other hand injuries. That's pretty funny, I hate that game though.

3.08(9:49PM):// Just So You Know.
Just thought I'd make a quick update to say that I will probably have my miscellaneous section up by tommorow. Any ideas of what I can put up there in the upper-right hand corner of the screen? Mail me and lemme know, if you can come up with anything.

3.08(9:19PM):// Crustpuppies Unite!

Since when do prostitutes go on strike? And for what reasons? Bad working conditions? Unsafe working enviroment? Haha, they probably have to learn to put up with shit like that from day one on the job. But currently the prostitutes in one of London's infamous red light districts are going on strike as part of a global women's day of action.

You may wonder "why the hell are they doing this"? Well, they are hoping to achieve the following: Wages for all caring work, equal pay for all, protection from violence, affordable housing and transport, and society to value women's lives. Well, I just don't see how prostitutes deserve any of this. Now don't get me wrong, I respect women, but this is just plain stupid.

Well, I think most of you would agree with me when I say that this winter sucked really bad. Well, believe it or not, scientists are exactly sure why we got such a tiny amount of winter "stuff" (snow/sleet/slush/dead babies) Here is an article on it.

Don't you just hate that music that they play in elevators and stuff? Well, it has a name; it is called muzak, and Robert Key, a British member of parliament, claims that this crappy music is a threat to your health. Apparently it raises blood pressure and depresses your immune system, among other things. I just think it is so funny that he is actually trying to ban the music from public places. Well, read more about it over here.

Some flaming faggot who graduated high school in 1987 wants to start high school over again, only this time, as a woman. It said "I want to start my life over as a female high school student." If you ask me, it should be shot, or at least forced to wear a sign all it's life that says "I AM A MAN" so that no guys will mistake it for a butch chick and have sex with it... Uggh, I shiver at the thought. Well, not really, but that is pretty damn sick. Read more about him her it over here.

On Tuesday, a mass wave of diarrhea has struck two Jamaican prisons, with more than 1,000 inmates suffering. They blamed it on the dinner that they had on Sunday night. They protested by dumping tons of paper bags loaded with feces in passageways to the cell blocks in protest... Hahahaha, that sucks. I wouldn't wanna have to clean that up. Yeah, here ya go.

Just so you all know, Stile isn't dead after all. It was just a joke, and he is continuing his site as if nothing happened. I had a feeling... Well, I'm not gonna lie, I was sort of convinced, but all the evidence against him being dead was really wierd. Okay, it's pathetic that I even care, so I'm gonna shut up now.

3.07(8:09PM):// Stile, Schmile.
Well, everyone seems to have their own opinion on Stile, whether or not he's dead. Now that I think about it I don't think he is dead, but I don't really care much. Mizi seems to have some proof that he is still alive. Mizi's site, Cyberfunk, has an image on it of Stile on mIRC... Check it out here.

3.07(7:59PM):// Slapshot!
A Canadian guy attending a hockey game in Winnipeg was hit in the head with a hockey puck, and died in the hospital several days later. SOme smart guy said "The cause of death was a left epidural hemorrhage as a result of being struck in the head by a puck." Did you catch any of that? I didn't.

What religion are you? Christian? Baptist? Hindu? Athiest? Well it doesn't matter, because now there is a church that everyone will agree on, The Beer Church. Join today!

Also, a Colombian woman tried to smuggle a gun into a Bogota prison, and she had stuck it so far up her arse that she had to have it surgically removed. What an idiot.

Also, some guy got locked in a porn shop by accident. But he told the po-po that he kept himself entertained.

3.06(9:39PM):// I Am Running Out Of Topics...
Here is a neat idea... A ghost-cam! Also, I'm sure most of you have seen this already, but take the death test and lemme know what you get. I am going to die of cancer on October 18, 2053, at the age of 69 years old. coincidence? I think not.

I found a link to Stile's old website, it's pretty cool, check it out. Also, check out this Flat Eric interview I came across.

You a Simpsons fan? Well, check out all of the episdoes over here, you can watch every episode from the website!

3.06(6:59PM):// Okay, An Update.
Okay, I just got home. This town sucks. I can't stand it here anymore, it's like insanity. There is absolutely nothing to do here what-so-ever. And people wonder why kids are "makin' babies" so often nowadays... There's nothing else to do! That's not the ony reason, but one of them.

Anyway, a few days ago my mom was telling me about some lady who walked into Acme food stores, bought a box of Oreo cookies and a newspaper, and then drove back home. When her daughter saw her, she gasped and screamed in terror, or some shit like that. Well, it turns out the lady had a knife lodged in her neck. It was even visible on the store security cameras, yet somehow the people in the store failed to see it. I think that is like unbelievable. Well, here is the full story.

A woman was arrested Friday for attempting to smuggle coke out of Colombia in her bra and panties. Authorities said that it gave her breasts and buttocks a large and unshapely appearance. A black man who was interviewed at the scene of the crime remarked "Damn, bitch got back!" Here's the full story.

Appalled by the spread of English across the Internet, France has stepped up in attempts to invent its own jargon to describe the rapidly changing online world. Soon, the French will stop calling new Web companies "les start-up" and use the term "jeunes pousses d'entreprises" (young sprouts of companies). Yeah, and we care too. But if you do, check it out here.

On Sunday, one person was killed when a giant sleigh built in the shape of a Bavarian beer garden smashed into a cabin at the bottom of a ski slope during a racing show in southern Germany. Need I say more?

3.06(4:39PM):// Ummm...
Well I was just about to post but I gotta jet now so I will post in a little bit, I will get back on my schedule of posting a few times every night by tommorow, so keep coming back!


3.05(7:55PM):// Stile = Dead?

Upon visiting The Stile Project last night, I saw a somewhat-disturbing image of Stile hanging from the ceiling, he has a webcam on his computer so it automatically puts whatever is happening on the camera up onto his site. His last entry on his site, which was posted yesterday, reads "Something wonderful is going to happen at midnight. I hope you will all join me for this special event."

That is sorta funny, but kinda rude for him to do, because I liked that site, and if he really is dead, then I won't be able to go to it anymore... Dammit! All I can say is... Why the hell would you kill yourslef when you have girls like this who want you?

3.06(2:30PM):// Yeah.
Okay, I'm still in Harrisburg, at Ryan's house, and he is at a tennis practice or something, so I'm bored out of my mind, so I figured I'd do an update, but I'm really tired so don't expect much. This weekend kicked so much ass, but I can never put up half the stuff that we did/that happened, or else I'd just be asking to get into trouble. But Friday night, I went to Ryan's hockey game, it was Trinity (his school) vs Cedar Cliff (the school that I went to last year when I lived down here), and that was pretty damn cool because I saw so many people I knew from last year and stuff, half those people I figured I would never see again. So we were all yelling shit to Trinity's goalie, and he was getting so mad, he kept throwing his gloves on the ground and flicking us off and stuff, and in the 3rd quarter of the game he broke his stick in half and left the arena... Then his mom came over and started getting smart with us so we were all yelling back and it was really funny... But then some people slashed his tires and keyed his car (all I will say is that I didn't do it) and all this stuff started happening, some people pulled the fire alarm, and kids werw aiting at his car with a baseball bat. So that was pretty funny, til the police showed up. We got back to Ryan's house at around 11, and me and Bryan stayed over, that was fun. Then on Saturday we got up and went to Capital City Mall, and met up with Kyle and Duston there. I saw a ton of people there so that was cool. Then we went back to my friend Karries, and then my friend Crystal picked us up, and we went back to Ryan's til around 10:30, then we went out driving, went to Arin's, then we came back to Ryan's at 12:30, and Crystal left around 1:30. Then we just played some video games and stuff, then Kyle, Duston, and Mochen showed up at like 2:00 AM, they hung out for a little, then they left, and I got tired and went to bed. And today i didn't do much, but that's the edited version of my weekend.

3.03(6:52PM):// A Non-News Update.
Well, I just got home from a nice long jog (yeah, I jog) and for some reason I felt the sudden urge to update... So here you have it. I'm excited because tommorow afternoon when I get home from school I'm taking the train down to Harrisburg and staying with my friends all weekend... It's gonna kick ass, it sure as hell did last time. This time though, we aren't allowed over at Eddies (the kid who's house we usually stay at) because Kyle and Dustin took the liberty to literally like destroy it, so I will be staying somewhere else. Nonetheless, I am still gonna have a blast, going home and seeing all of my friends is the best thing I ever get to do anymore. So that is really cool. But then when I come home it blows like twice as much because all of my friends are back there... I mean I have a few here, but I love going somewhere were everyone knows me (lol, I'm infamous) Well, that's it for now.

3.03(4:25PM):// Silly Putty: Who Cares?
Today is the fiftieth anniversary of "silly putty", that gooey crap that inspired Nickelodeon to make even dumber stuff, like "Gak", "Slime", and "Floam". Not that anyone cares (I hope that you don't...) But here is the article.

Ha ha, Beaver College may be changing its name for... Well, for obvious reasons. Freshman Aimee Drumheller noted that friends erupted in laughter when she told them the name of the college she was to attend. "I'd just kind of blow it off. But when they hear the name, they always want me to get them a Beaver College T-shirt," Drumheller said. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Click here to read more about it, although if you can't figure out why they might want to change the name, then for gods sakes, go to Yahoo, type in the word "beaver", and tell me how many porn sites come up. If you still don't get it, then go shoot yourself.

I have heard about this before, but you can send poop in the mail to people through two websites, Crap-O-Gram and DogDoo.Com. Yeah, but who wants to spend like $30 on that?

3.02(7:00AM):// Censorship Shows Its Ugly Face.
This article explains why we will probably never see the movie "The Debtors." As of recently, the movie has been banned from being shown to just about anyone. But why do I care about this? Well, for one thing, it sounds pretty funny. The movies official web site explains that in one scene, the german rock group Rammstien spew milk all over a well-dressed audience, via a giant rubber penis. I think that's pretty funny. Go check out the this web site now, and sign the free speech petition!

3.01(5:20PM):// Updates On The School Shooting.
The police found a stolen shotgun in the house of the 6-year-old kid who shot and killed the little girl yesterday. That article is over here, and to read more about the girl and miscellaneous information regarding the incident, click here.

3.01(5:00PM):// Another Mini-Massacre.
Today in Wilkinsburg, Pa (I have been there before), a man went on a field trip with his gun. The police say that he first shot and killed a maintenance worker in his apartment building at about 10:30 AM, then proceeded to burn the whole building down. An hour later, he walked through a nearby commercial district where he shot and wounded three people at a McDonald's restaurant and another victim at a Burger King. Then he decided to surrender... What a moron. Read the rest of the story right here.

Also... The battle of the mascots! Its over here. Have fun kiddies.