You have probably already seen this page, people give me this link all the time, but I figured I'd just put it up for the hell of it. Americans For Purity. This isn't a joke either, this is actually a real web page! Read the whole thing, it is so ridiculous.

How to lose $6,000,000,000 in one day. It's easy, and now you can too!

Porn stars: Where are they now? The Rapping Dentist. Tamagothi's? Yeah, the internet is a wierd place!

Umm... Another wierd site.

3.25(11:32AM):// Napster Add-Ons.
It seems like lately people have been trying to come out with programs to improve Napster. Most of them are pretty good, but now someone has really done it. If this is successful, Wrapster could become one of the best ideas since... Well, since the last good idea. Wrapster makes it possible for anyone to use Napster not only for MP3 files, but for anything else that they want, including .zip, .mpg, .asf... Imagine the possibilities. I'd reccomend that you check it out soon, because the Wrapster home page is hosted by Tripod, and when they realize that someone actually has a decent page on there servers, they always go and delete it... So check it out at notoctavian.tripod.com. Okay, how many times have I posted that damn URL now?

Another good Napster add-on program is Napigator, which I use everytime I connect to Napster.

3.25(12:42PM):// Aww, I Love Children!
A child care center, located in Suburban Boston, which is (was) responsible for 68 children is in the news right now... Apparently the director got a little bored - So he decided to duct-tape an 8-month-old girl to a wall, thinking the sight of the struggling baby was funny. The director of "A Place to Grow", the child care center, later admitted to the incident. Investigators have found that babies were force-fed and swaddled so tightly that they had red marks. Some infants were getting blasts of water in the face if they cried. The center's owner, Suzanne Foley, said "I'm sorta mad. I think I might have to say something to that director guy about this. Not right now though, I'm busy." For the full article, go here.

3.24(11:52PM):// Okay, Philly Sucks.
Me and my girlfriend went to see "Final Destination" (it sucked) down at 69th Street and after the movie we were out at the payphones calling her dad for a ride home. Now for those of you who don't know me, I'm not racist at all (I say that too often) but we were the only white people I saw in the whole place, except for like one white cop. Well, some black guy walks up to me, and was like "Hey, was you throwin shit at me?" I was like "What are you talking about?" Well, just the way luck goes, he was in the same movie as we were, and the same type of candy that was being thrown at him was in my hand. No, whether or not we were really throwing stuff is irrelevant (lol) but he got in my face (he was like twice as big as me) and after asking me about 5 different times if I was the one throing stuff, and me saying no, he punched my hand and my candy flew out of it and went all over the ground. Then the guy behind him held him back, so he just goes "bitch ass nigga..." and walks away. I thought it was pretty funny, but I don't like it there as much now, that sort of made me realize how... Umm, well, like how white I must look down there. Okay, that made no sense, forget it.

3.23(8:32PM):// Wierd Stuff Found Inside PC's.
This article from The Register tells how Britain's biggest computer retailer, Dixons, put together a list of the weirdest objects uncovered in customers' computers over the past six months. Technicians submitted some wierd shit to the list, too. Just how the hell do things like dead mice, severed fingers, and love letters get inside of a computer? One technician claimed to have discovered part of a finger. Apparently someone was trying to install a graphics card, and the monitor slammed onto the lid of the PC casing, leaving the severed flesh inside the computer. Owch. Another customer took the instruction to enter credit card details literally while shopping online. She lost her card when she decided to pay by shoving it into the floppy drive slot. What a moron. Yet another technician reported finding a chicken wishbone inserted inside a PC - the customer thought it would act as a talisman and stop the PC crashing. There was also a case of a user placing potpourri inside the PC case to "improve the machine's smell". Well, there isn't much more to it then that, but you can read more about that here.

Just so you all know, from now on, when you link me, please use the URL 'jiglet.i85.net'. The reason for this is because cjb.net is down half of the time, but i85.net is always up. And for all of you who already have me linked, if it isn't too much of an inconvenience, please change my link to that. Thanks.

3.23(6:39PM):// Stuff.
Just so you all know, Mizi's site (Cyberfunk.net) will be down a for a few days, it has been down for a few already but I didn't know why until now. He is switching hosts, and when his site is up you will hear it here first.

This is unbelievable, police are actually using pop music such as N*Sync and Backsteet Boys to "torture" college students into ending a protest against sweat-shops in foreign countries. But they probably like that shit music, since the only people who would go on strike for something like that are tree-hugging Winnie The Pooh lovers...You know the kind of people that I'm talking about. I can see it now...