4.30(9:52PM):// Send In The Clowns.
4.30(9:17PM):// Yogurt Rules. Plumb Designs Visual Thesaurus is just another amazing thing that I ran into, its so cool. I could actually use this thing for English homework!
I seriously have no time to update now, I have alot of people to call and homework to do so I'll just leave you with some links.
Kookigami: The erotic japanese art of penile personification.
Oh yeah, and some positive feedback is always good.
Thanks buddy, I'll try and improve on all those things that you pointed out to me there...
4.30(11:07AM):// Bejeezes. Okay, whoever decided to create this page is a pervert. It is screen capture's from TV shows where you can see like cleavage and stuff. No nudity, but whoever made it must have absolutely no life whatsoever. This is the coolest thing... Ever. Build Your Own Cow! I will be at this site for years! Actually.... No. But my 3-headed cow could kick the crap outta yours! This is actually pretty cool! Click here to learn what it is [apparently] like to live in California. 100 Monkeys. No, I don't get it either. IdiotsSuck.com. I'm getting tired of this kinda stuff, these pages aren't even funny. Hey, I mean I gotta post something... My horoscope:
Heres another one. Not everything has to be funny. Ummm, okay. Want your own? It's nice to have a say in what your horoscope is gonna sound like, so check out Horoscope Blender. Guess what I just ordered in the mail? Heres a hint. Here is a nice MP3 site I found, I haven't seen one of these for a while, usually they have like 3 actual MP3 files and then like 200 porn banners, but this one is pretty damn good. Sweet revenge... Yeah, revenge is great, but digital voodoo? No, it just doesn't work that way.
Okay, well I'm out for now, but for some more funny stuff, check out redmeat.com. The comics are hilarious.
4.30(9:47AM):// YEAH BABYY!!!!1 i haev finaly found a page that is better thane MINE!!!!!!!111IT is JEFFK'Z page click here tog o to it it ruels!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i bet he gets all the chix!he is my newher0. Haha, I should make posts like that more often, although it seems everyone is doing that lately. Anyway, I found some very strange fetish sites, just when you think you've seen it all...
Barefooters.org - The Dirty Sole Society
Yeah, it looks like MP3.com is in some serious trouble... [Article]
4.30(1:05AM):// Feminist Women Love Eminem! Want to free yourself from "societal dumbification"? Eeyore is the way to go. Follow his simple guide, and learn how to "Be Like Eeyore." Not good enough? Well, if preperation for the future is a must, then check out Captain Daves Survival Guide instead. Actually, that page isn't really funny at all, but oh well. Aww, so AIM and ICQ just aren't cool enough for you, huh? Well, for the ultimate level of realtime-messaging coolness, I suggest you get your ass over here and try out the Star Trek Communicator right now! (Sarcasm...) Some retarted Spanish farmers are currently growing three-meter high artichokes which they plan on burning in special power stations in an attempt to produce electricity. [More] After offering his toys, pocket money, bed and Easter Eggs in exchange for Pokémon cards, eight-year-old Harvey Flexman offered to swap his baby sister for one of the cards during a radio phone-in. He told listeners that he would exchange his 10-month-old sister Mollie for a rare Holographic Vaporean card. [More] German police are currently hunting a criminal who is cutting and slicing his way through the men's clothing sections of Berlin's most exquisite department stores. [More] On Friday, a man shot dead two people in a German hairdressing salon before turning his gun on himself and firing. Apparently his goldfish "Binky" died. Well, I guess that justifies it then, right? [More]
Moo Nothing is a cool site. It's a hell of a lot better then mine. Check it out. Also, be sure to check out Phryk Online, it has some nice content on it!
Oh, and um, some big news we got here. I guess that this means that the world is flat. Take that Columbus!
4.29(3:25PM):// Plugs & More. Yep, it's time for some plugs. Check out Frozen Ice Online, it has a really cool layout, I just don't like the mouse pointer he has on it, but it has alot of content, so check it out. Novokaine Online is a relatively new site that is looking very nice, surely deserves a visit. Mystic's Crib is a very cool site, definately check out the prank calls section. But um, don't go there while you're signed on AIM, he has this gay javascvript that changes your buddy icon... Yeah mystic, you penis! I hate that thing, first my buddy icon said "I rape squirrels" (courtesy of lynx), and now it says "mystic's crib". Blah. Got rats? Well, get Rat Zapper, the revolutionary new pest control system that doubles as a source of entertainment! The kids will be watching it for hours! For more entertainment, order a "Pull-My-Finger" CD! Yeah, you freakin' wierdo.
Ah, college life. The sex, the drugs, the alchohol, the parties, the initiation into a fraternity, the squirrel hazing... Wait, squirrel hazing? What the hell is that? Squirrel hazing has nothing to do with college! Blah, I don't feel like explaining it, but this is a funny page, so click here to see it.
Oh yeah, and yesterday was Sadam's birthday. What a great guy.
4.29(3:00PM):// Finally, A Hot Topic. From: BarefootHippies@aol.com Subject: ;( john, i was looking through your links today, and i clicked on
I have heard a few people saying stuff about this site being racist, but I went to it, and didn't have time to read through his posts. But when I got an e-mail about it, I decided to go and see for myself. It turns out he isn't too fond of blacks, and I'm not too fond of the way he goes about expressing it. Sure, racism can be funny, but this isn't a joke, this kid is serious about it. Well, the link is removed for now, I'm sure I'm gonna hear more about this topic, either from Brandon (the kid who runs the site) or from other people who want to voice their opinions on this topic. Don't shoot the messenger... Anyway, I had expressed permission from Sarah to post the e-mail that she sent me, and she isn't some right-wing radical or something, she's nice... Okay, I don't know where that comment came from, but whatever.
4.28(3:46PM):// Some News Stuff. On Friday, A US Federal Court ruled that MP3.com is in violation of copyright laws by hosting a database in which users can store music and then access it via any computer connected to the Internet. The ruling originated from a lawsuit filed in January by some of the world's largest record labels, which said that the database of more than 80,000 copyrighted albums represented copyright infringement. Judge Jed Rakoff issued a terse order holding MP3.com "liable for copyright infringement. The suit sought to shut down the service. [More] Hmm, looks like somebody is suing Wired Abuse. Wonder who? That lucky bastard Inferno over at Hear Ye can no post to his web site using his cell-phone. Damn, technology is awesome. Pets.com, an Internet pet supply company, is suing the former head writer for the Conan O'Brien show for $20 million. The legal battle is being waged over the reputation of puppets --Robert Smigel's creation, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, vs. Pets.com's sock puppet. [More] On Wednesday, the high court struggled with the reach of a state anti-discrimination law in considering whether the Boy Scouts may exclude gays as leaders in a case pitting gay rights against a private group's right to set its own moral code. Keep the fags out of the Boy Scouts, or else you'll have a bunch of young kids with sore-asses. [More] Here is some stuff to keep you occupied at college. Finally, a little bit of freedom-of-speech on the internet. With FreeNet, you can exchange information and files without worrying about getting into some kind of copyright trouble. Click here to become a part of the Free Network Project! That lady who was on "Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire" is gonna be posing for Playboy. ClubLove.com offered her $1 Million to pose for them, but Playboy is paying her... What? They are only playing her $120,000! I guess she isn't in it for the money. [More] At least one person is dead and two people wounded after shootings which took place Friday afternoon in suburban Pittsburgh. [More]
4.27(3:56PM):// Note. Okay, I'll admit that the last post was just a tad bit over-dramatic. But shit has really sucked for me lately, I'll just leave it at that. I'll post later, if I even feel up to it.
4.27(8:06AM):// Unmotivated. Maybe I am the only one who feels this way, but I believe that in order to keep going day after day, going along with the mindless cycle of school-homework-sleep, you need some type of motivation. Not like someone with a $20 bill attached to a piece of string walking 10 feet ahead of you while you're following the money, but something that you are looking forward to. I'm sure it is different depending on the person, for some people it may be a husband or wife, friends, a hobby, maybe even a pet or some shit, whatever it may be, I believe that you need one to successfuly keep going. What happens when you have no motivator? Well, you end up like me. I never get to see my friends, they all live 2 hours away from me. Try living like that... It's a load of fucking fun, let me tell you. Maybe every month or so you get to take a train down for the weekend, and maybe see four of your friends, but it leaves so much to be desired. I don't want to sound ungrateful, but that just isn't working for me. This morning I just woke up in this mood, and I didn't go to school. My parents are going to punish me for refusing to go, but who cares? Right now I couldn't care less. Am I the only one who ever feels this way?
4.27(11:14PM):// Anal Cunt - Is This Music? Yes, that is the name of the group. Anal Cunt. And yes, it took me a long time to find stuff about them, you try going to a search engine and typing that in. 20,000 porn pages is all you'll find. Anyway, Seth Putnam started A.C. (Anal Cunt) back in 1988, with the goal of being the worst, most non-musical band in the world. Even though A.C. is considered a "joke band", they still have many fans that enjoy their music. They are on Earache records and have a few releases; "I Like It When You Die", "40 Ways to Die" and are currently working for a new release. A.C. is:
Seth Putnam: Screaming Some of the new song titles are "I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog", "I Lit Your Baby On Fire", "Foreplay With A Tree Shredder", "You Rollerblading Faggot", "Body By Auschwicz", "Sending Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos", "Stealing Drugs from Hippies at a Phish Show", "Sneaking Retards Into the Sperm Bank", "I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kids", "Domestic Violence is Really Really Funny", "Hitler Was A Sensitive Man", "MTV Is My Source for New Music", and "Eazy-E Got AIDS From Freddie Mercury". You cannot tell me that those aren't funny song titles. The first time I saw them, I was cracking up! Interested? Yeah, I'd be too, except I already heard what they sound like. Well, you can download some of their MP3's at these sites: [Hell Is Here] [Eddy Gordo's MP3's] [Superbeast] Another group just like A.C. except a little less vulgar is Storm Troopers Of Death (S.O.D), which is made up of Guitarist Scott Ian and drummer Charlie Benante, who were later joined by former Anthrax bassist Dan Lilker plus Anthrax roadie Billy Milano on vocals.
Um, I need to go to bed now. I think I'm going to Harrisburg this weekend. Bye.
4.27(6:14PM):// Please Help Me, Dammit! Your Ass Is On The Web! Yeah, it's a pretty cool site, at least for us guys to look at... But whoever made this shit is kinda messed up, who walks around with a camera, snapping pictures of peoples asses? Hmm. Anyway, if anyone could help me out, I really need some server space, even 50 MB would be fine, I am so sick of getting files deleted by sites like Xoom.com and Vavo.com, that I'm not even gonna mess around with that shit anymore. Someone, please host some files for me, I'm begging you! If your willing, contact me as soon as you can. Thanks!
Limp Bizkit has announced that the name of their new album will be, and I kid you not, "Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water". They plan on doing a month of free tours starting on July 4th at 3,000 to 5,000 seat locations in Chicago, Minneapolis, Detroit, Boston, New York, Dallas, Denver, San Francisco, Seattle, and Los Angeles, before wrapping up the tour on August 6. [More]
4.27(5:44PM):// Frustration X2. Son of a bitch. My vavo.com account got messed up or some shit, maybe they found out I was housing mp3's on their server. I am so pissed off right now, it isn't even funny.
4.26(11:10PM):// What The Hell. Okay, I just spent like the last 45 minutes staring at this. I have a headache... Ow. How about some Hot Godzilla Porn? Anyone? Come join my club. Hey, who took my pants? Dammit! Umm... I don't get this, but old men sure are funny. You know what isn't funny? Clowns. Especially this one, in fact, he scares me. Yeah, when it comes to these wierd-ass websites, I tend to get confused. Alot. But then again, it isn't all my fault, I mean some shit just doesn't make sense. I am not a sell-out, I swear. CLICK HERE!!! Seriously, I only do this site for my own entertainment. GO HERE NOW!!!
Okay, after looking at this, I'm like in shock... I'm gonna go throw up now.
4.26(6:25PM):// Popémon? The Pope has officially 'approved' Pokémon cards as an okay hobby for kids to take part in. He said that the show is "full of inventive imagination, has no harmful moral side effects, [and that it] celebrates ties of intense friendship." Who even asked him anyway? [More] Okay, now everything is starting to make sense. This is why they needed guns and tear gas to get that little Cuban ball-of-joy the hell out of the country... I don't have anything against his race, I'm just so damn sick of hearing about this stuff. Well, will ya look at what started yesterday? I guess I have some catching up to do. Officials are releasing the Columbine surveillance videos to the public today. The videotapes, which include footage from surveillance cameras in the school cafeteria and two to three hours of helicopter footage, were to be made available to the public, upon request, starting this afternoon for a $25 fee. Rouse said the tapes, which also include footage of the school library after the massacre, do not show students being shot. The cafeteria tape does capture students scattering as the teenage gunmen detonate a bomb and begin shooting. I can't believe they are selling them, that's horrible! Where can I get a copy? [More] Some residents of Parsons believe divine intervention may have saved them from a tornado that ripped through their small Kansas town last week, and they say they have the picture to prove it. [More] A homeless man woke up on Tuesday morning with a missing finger, after sleeping through an ax attack. How the hell do you sleep through an ax-attack? The 40-year-old bum said he does not remember the attack, which left him bleeding profusely from severe head and hand injuries, as well as the loss of his right pinky finger. "I called him Pinkerton, and he will be missed dearly," commented the man. His penis was also removed during the attack. [More]
A five-year-old British boy has become the country's youngest known mugger. Yeah right, he's probably a midget, and just said he was five, since anyone under the age of ten cannot be prosecuted under English law. [More]
4.26(4:25PM):// A Man & His Sick Fetish.
One boy is brain dead and six other young people are recovering from gunshot wounds suffered during a possibly gang-related shooting at the Washington National Zoo. The popular tourist attraction was closed today as police continued their investigation. The shooting victims ranged in age from 11 - 16 and were attending a century-old post-Easter gathering at the zoo celebrating black families. [More]
4.26(4:12PM):// Snuff Films: Do They Exist?
Meet Jimmy, Jane and Bob
Okay, that was poorly-written, but I think you get the point. If someone is killed and it is filmed, then it would be considered 'snuff'. This is what the movie 8mm was about. If you want an example of a snuff film, click here. I'm not sure if it's real or not, but don't download that if you're easily offended and/or don't like bloody stuff. For a ton of information on snuff films, click here. I think the topic in general is interesting, and I'm sure that snuff films exist, maybe not tons of them, but I'm sure they're out there.
4.25(10:37PM):// _________. Threatster, a somewhat humorous parody of Napster.
Image provided by the Pistol Packin' Mamas.
The infamous coin-toss - Is it really good for anything?
4.25(9:57PM):// Larfgasm. Wassup Homies? I was just chillin up in mah crib with mah bish but she just left. Na' mean? Sorry I haven't updated at all, I mean I have but they have been some really shitty updates, I have been very busy with schoolwork, plus my sister was visiting from college, and since we have a CD-burner she decided to be on here 24/7 and use like all of my blank CD's. Dammit! Well, me and my girlfriend got bored so we made some prank calls. These are nowhere near as good as the calls me and my friends used to make ("Hello, you have reached the Lower-Allen Police Department..." - "Is Anna home? Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna...") but I guess they are something. I decided to record a few of them, but I only felt like uploading one, the other ones sorta sucked. The one I uploaded was some indian guy, I kept asking him "where the puppies were" and then I said "blowjob" and he started to say it back to me. It's worth a listen, I guess, so click here to download it. It's an MP3 file. Oh, yeah, I sorta disguised my voice... For what reason, I dunno, but that isn't really what I sound like.
Did you know that you could get paid $400 a month, just for having an advertisement on the side of your car? Well, now you know. Interested? Click here, but your car is gonna look like shit... You sell out. Wow! Check out these sweet action figures! Man, these really dissapointed me. No Kung-Fu Grip? Haven't these people read Mark 12:45? "And Jesus grasped Peter by the hand and did not let go, for he was just that strong." They should have gotten Todd Mcfarlane to make these. Imagine how cool they'd look then! Okay, those damn Brits are taking Pokémon card trading to the extreme... Two kids, one of whom was only 8-years-old, were robbed at knifepoint by two 11-year-olds, but all they were after were some stupid Pokémon cards! [More] Damn, now dropping the soap isn't the only thing you don't wanna do in prison... Don't snore either! [More]
Sure, stealing is fun, when you get away with it. MiniDisc Players, N64 games, you name it... Well, I've never stolen a garden. Not necesarilly because I couldn't, but why the hell would you want to? Well, some dumbass uprooted 4ft high trees and shrubbery, stole decorative features and even dug up a pond complete with fish from the home of Colin and Linda Warburton in Bristol. They even went so far as to take a sundial, a bird table and Ł2,000 worth of stone ornaments. [More]
4.25(12:37AM):// I Need Sleep. On May 5th, watch the UCB Marathon on Comedy Central beginning at 11:00 PM. Episodes featured will be "Technology", "Small Town (Dolphin Invasion)", "Thunderball", "Supercool", "Hospital", "College", "Bucket Of Truth", and "Little Donny". You better watch that shit "or I'll be on your ass like Boba Fett on Han Solo." Yes, that quote is from Sifl and Olly, one of the truly greatest comedic breakthroughs in the history of television. UCB is the best show ever, and you know it! The Justice Department and 19 states are leaning toward asking a federal judge to split Microsoft Corp. into two or three separate companies. [More] A Postal Service supervisor has decided to take a medical leave, after making claims that she is stressed out after being ordered to cut her fingernails. Lolita Dash recently went on leave after her bosses said her inch-long nails violated the local postmaster's rule that nails can't extend more than a quarter-inch beyond the fingertip. She once had 5-inch thumbnails and has been known to take up to two hours to paint and decorate her nails, says her problems began in 1995, when a new postmaster instituted the rule, citing safety concerns. [More] Some Federal Police discovered a whopping 7.7 tons of marijuana earlier this week. It was found after they searched a truck which was heading toward the northern border of Mexico with a load of 246 natural gas tanks. The plastic-wrapped marijuana bundles were found hidden inside the tanks, after some police stopped the truck at a roadside checkpoint about 90 miles south of the New Mexico border. [More] Click here to see the real Stile Project! Bored? Have some fun with this fake e-mailer. I'm sure you've all seen one of these before, but they are cool to mess around with people with.
Heres another funny article, some stupid-ass parents named there kid Espen... Yeah, after ESPN. [More]
4.24(7:22AM):// Dammit! This sucks so incredibly bad. My entire family is asleep and I have to go to school. No other schools in the area are in session today, only mine. Pretty cool of them, isn't it? Grrrr... |
