I have a little gift for all you Eminem fans out there - Some "snippets" from his upcoming album, "The Eminem Show". They've all been compiled into one .MP3 file for your convenience... So check that out here...

eminem-the_eminem_show_snippets.mp3

Most of what's on there sounds pretty good so far. I guess we'll just have to wait until we can say for sure though.

Man, I'm really not looking forward to school today. Most of my classes are fine, but it's my first block class that ruins the whole day for me, pretty much everyday. Cooking class, well, it used to be fun, but then the teacher left for good because she had to get some big surgery or something, and we got this new, uh, lady. Let's just say she definitely isn't a fan of mine. Yesterday, we were making spaghetti, and she made a sort of volcano shape out of flour on the counter, and then cracked some eggs into the center, and started kneading the flour and eggs into a "dough", and I happened to be up there with her as a volunteer. Now, this is one of those classes where you can say pretty much anything and get away with it. There was broken egg all over the counter, and it just looked disgusting, so I said it looked like a chicken abortion center. If it was anyone else saying it, she woulda laughed, but she flipped the hell out on me. Yeah, I really don't like that class.

I must say that www.stujessica.net has one of the coolest layouts I've seen for awhile. It's so original, and it brings back alot of childhood memories too!

Okay, take a good look at this classified ad, and then tell me that it wasn't really made by some horny 16-year-old who just wants a convenient way of getting pictures of hot girls in his inbox. If you look at what's written on the ad, you'll probably agree with me.

Okay, so I was checking out perfectly broken, and I saw this picture. Sure, the chick is hot and all, but... What the hell is wrong with her belly button? It looks like there's a hot dog shoved in there or something. If you're a weirdo, here's a close-up. I bet I'm the only person in the entire world who notices crap like this.

I finally got this comments script up and running (Thanks Keith), and you can sign up and post comments on a post whenever you feel like it. If no one uses it I'll get rid of it, but I just felt like trying it out.

Okay, the new Eminem single is actually not all that great - I'm pretty dissapointed. I can tell it's gonna be on the radio all the time, and it's gonna get really annoying, but for now... It's not that bad. Anyway, you can download it here:


[Eminem - Without Me]

If you're gonna post in the comments things, you might as well register, otherwise regardless of what you type for your name, you show up as an anonymous commentor, and no one likes those.

Hey, I wouldn't mind having a monorail... I'd probably have it going from my bed to the toilet, or something stupid - But it'd be fun!

What's the deal with all of these celebrities dying lately? Not that I'm gonna miss Left Eye Lopes, but the former member of trio TLC was killed in a car crash today. If you haven't heard yet, here is the article.

Why can't I stop playing this game!? It's not fair!

I've heard people talking about octopus being thrown onto the ice at hockey games, and it never made sense to me. But look, now it's in the news. Cool!

Yard sales are usually pretty boring, but our whole development had a community yard sale today, so I woke up around 7-ish to start setting my stuff up. I was just selling some DVDs and video games and stuff. It was basically all profit, since I didn't pay for the majority of the stuff to begin with. I don't even remember where I got half of that stuff, seriously. Anyway, I only made like $50, but it was pretty cool. At about 7:30 this retarded chinese guy came and bought like all my video games, I honestly don't think he even knew what they were, I could barely understand what he was saying. That's happened to me before though, there's always some weirdos who come around real early and just buy like everything, they probably go somewhere and sell it for twice as much, but hey, I couldn't care less what they do with it.

Brandon DiCamillo, from the CKY videos & Jackass, has a new CD coming out. I didn't know anything about it until today, but I bet Adam has known about it for months, he's always ahead of me when it comes to music news. Anyway, the CD is called "Otimen Recording Hell (AKA Bran's Freestyles)". I dunno if I'm gonna upload it or not, I'm listening to it right now and it's not really that funny at all. I might just upload one or two that I think are funny, we'll see.

I remember the song in this flash video. It's called "Asian Pride", and some people think it's a joke. Unfortunately, this song wasn't made with humorous intentions. I somehow ended up talking about the song with some asian kids at school, and I don't remember exactly what they said, but they did tell me the kid lives in California, and has a big underground following, or some shit like that. I know he has some other song out called "Racing Ain't A Thing", which is recorded over the beat of Jermaine Dupri's "Money Ain't A Thing". Yeah, all I can say is that this music is really, really gay, and it makes me wanna break something. Don't listen to it too much, or else...

You know, I never understood what "Math Rock" was... I read this page, and yet I still don't know what the hell it is. But I think it's probably safe to say that I'm not missing out on a whole lot by ignoring the "genre" altogether.

Okay, well I'm gonna go do some other stuff now, so go and check out bluefreeze.net and chicagoelements.com, or I'll kill you.

Wow, what a weekend. I basically did nothing Friday night, and Saturday night me and Christine (there, ya happy Tine?) drove around looking for stuff to do, but there was nothing. If I was older and had kids, I'd never move to a place like this. If I did move here though, I wouldn't blame them for resorting to drugs and alcohol for fun, because there is nothing else to do!

Well Scrappy just came home from the hospital, and his new boobs are looking spectacular. He's up and moving around now, and he seems healthy as always! I'm so glad that the surgery went through without any problems, we were all so worried that something might go wrong. Anyway, I just took a picture of him, you can see it here. Isn't he just adorable!?

What could be greater than golf with a gator? How about a free year's subscription to Playboy? I uh... I just read it for the articles... Seriously! Okay, be sure to check out Danielle, because she made me the pic up above. Oh yeah, and check out kinkay.net, cuz Cassie is hot, and e-matt and elysiumdream.net because they asked for plugs.

I spent alot of tonight organizing everything and finiding a place for my message board, which will be up and running shortly. Mizi and I had one awhile ago and it was pretty cool, and I wanted to do it again... Oh yeah, and Carol wants me to do it too. <3

Bored? Have a fast connection, or alot of time on your hands, and feel like watching a movie? I'm your man. You can download Billy Madison here, Clerks here, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back here, and Monsters, Inc here. You can get a bunch of MP3s by Cradle of Filth here, and alot of other miscellaneous music here. If anyone actually uses these links, lemme know in the comments, otherwise I won't spend time looking for them.

I see Jig's putting a guilt trip on me regarding the forum deal.
Fine bitch, we can do it.

Anyway, I saw some rad flicks over the past few weeks so check out the reviews.




Death To Smoochy - Changing Lanes - Van Wilder


You all know that spidey is coming out this Friday right?
Mark my words, this movie (godwilling) will be the biggest thing next to new Star Wars. If not bigger.

Okay, I've been trying to get a job since like... October. So yesterday, two places called me at once for job interviews. When it rains, it pours, eh? Anyway, I went in for one interview (a drug store) yesterday, and I had to fill out this freaking test that took me like 45 minutes. There were so many questions that had absolutely nothing to do with the job on that thing - Especially drug/alcohol/theft questions. At least 30% of them were those types of questions, it was ridiculous. So I left the place with the feeling that I'd get the job, I'm pretty sure the guy liked me alot. Then I had another interview again today, at a water ice place. Well, I thought it was an interview, but when I got there, they just asked if it was cool if I stayed until 9. So tonight was my first night of work there, and I guess they answered the question of "where should I work" for me. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but it's money, so whatever.

Did you know that The Pet Shop Boys wrote a song about Eminem? Not just any song though... It's a homosexual love ballad, of sorts. The lead singer of the band is gay, though, so chances are Eminem is pretty pissed off right now. You can read the whole artical here.

Since most of you seem to enjoy my posting of moves and music, here's some more... Futurama, Movies, Jackass, Misc, Music Videos, Weird German Drawings (eh?), Alot of Movies, Music, ALOT More Movies, and Chode Droppings.

Wanna get the most out of your CD-Rs? Well, Burn To The Brim will let you, well... It'll let you do just that.

I got two fansigns today... Pretty nice, if I do say so myself, and I'm sure most of you would agree. Show these fine young ladies some support by visiting their sites.



Cassie (above) is "dead sexy", some of her pics look like something out of a professional photo shoot! And let's not forget about Melissa (below)! Her Invincible Undies are a site to be seen! Damn... I'm in a really weird mood - You probably figured that out by now.



Usually I hate flash, and don't even bother linking to it, but these cartoons are just too weird to miss.

I've never done ecstacy myself, but I'm sure alot of you out there would be interested in this article.

At around 12 PM today I found this on an FTP... Drumroll please?

System_of_a_Down-Untitled-Unmastered-Advance-2002-CSR
Yes, I know, I'm your savior. But unfortunately, I don't have anywhere to store it. So if anyone has some storage space I could use to upload this and share with fellow SOAD fans, I'd appreciate it. So far, the album sounds great, although I've already heard one of the songs that's on it (Streamline), and also, the album's sound quality could be better. But other than that... Well, hopefully, you'll soon be able to find out for yourself.

Well, I finally got the SOAD album up... You can get it right here - You're welcome.

Flash cartoons have always annoyed me... But this has gotta be the worst one I've ever seen. Or is it hilarious?

This post, found on nobodysidol.com, is a perfect example of why I hate "E/N" sites. Whoever wrote that can't spell for his or her life, and doesn't know shit about what they're writing about - In this case, The Osbournes. Ozzy bit the head off of... A chicken? I think not.

Usually, when you read a FAQ, you'll find simple questions that would be commonly asked. But questions like, "I am off to Amsterdam today with my fiancée who doesn't smoke cannabis. My idea is to introduce him to hash cakes but he is allergic to aspirin and I am worried that he might have a reaction to cannabis." ...That is a frequently asked question? Kinda odd... Anyway, the site I found that on is actually pretty cool, check it out here.

I can't believe that the server that my site is on is still up... This page has sent me more traffic than I should probably be getting... Ouch.

I'm sure that alot of you use KaZaA to get music and movies. It's a great program, but the ads definitely get in the way, alot - Especially those talking ads, those are really annoying. Anyway, if you're bothered by them as well, then check out KaZaA Lite. It's so much better than KaZaA because it has no ads or spyware, and there's no bitrate limit placed on the MP3 files you download. Check it out!

I think that Mountain Dew: Code Red is disgusting... But this stuff sounds like it could be pretty damn good!

Wow, that was fast... Jermaine Dupri replied to Eminem's "What You Say", in which Eminem and Dr. Dre "dissed" him. You can download JD's reply off of this site, which has several mirrors of the file.

I have alot of homework to do, so I'll leave you with an interesting article: "Ecstasy fears based on 'flawed tests'" Lies, all lies!

Hi Kids,

Most of you should already by familiar with Anna Nicole Smith. More so with her legal case.. you know the one where she is going after some old farts money. Yes him.

See, according to Anna, She fell in love with this old guy who was about to kick the bucket. Sadly enough, the poor old rich man died and left Anna some share of the money. Anna, a woman that she is, doesn't seem to think she should get SOME money, she thinks she deserves it all. After all, she probably had to blow the old goat on a regular basis. So to make a long story short, the trial is still going on and whatnot, but that's not the reason why I decided to post today.

I basically wanted to show how a hot piece of ass can go wrong, very wrong. Let's take a look.

On the left we have Anna when she was a hot piece of ass, and before she started blowing the old mogul (RIP) and going after his bling bling.

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And of course, on the right we have Anna when she was hot.

Believable? Yes. Was the first picture photoshoped? Not at all, if you want check out Yahoo! News for more. A lot more.

Any moral to this story? Nah not really, just something to fill the space :D

For like the past two weeks in school, someone has been dropping stinkbombs in the hallways. Personally, I think it's hilarious, for several reasons. First of all, half of the school automatically assumes it was me, which is pretty funny - I guess I've earned myself a reputation, eh? The smell doesn't bother me at all, because I know it's fake, whereas if there really was feces splattered all over the walls of the hallways in my school, I'd probably be gasping for air along with the rest of the students. But now I just walk down the halls and laugh as everyone pulls their shirts over their noses, and all the dirty kids blame one another. The last time I used a stink bomb was when I went to Laser Tag with a bunch of friends, this was probably three years ago or so. We were whipping them at the people on the other team, and they'd shatter all over their clothes - Musta sucked for them.

But anyway, today has been pretty damn shitty. I was running late for work today, so in a hurry I threw my arm toward the door, and my hand went right through the glass. When I pulled it back out, a huge chunk of glass was stuck in the side of my hand - incredibly close to those big veins that run up your wrist into your hand. I was bleeding like a dead hooker, man, the blood just wouldn't stop gushing out, it was actually pretty cool - Except for the whole pain thing. Needless to say, I was late for work, and serving ice cream with a battle wound on the side of your hand isn't the easiest thing to do, or the most sanitary, for that matter.

I know I link to other people's files alot, but I give credit whenever possible... Unfortunately, not all sites feel the need to do the same. This site linked to my System Of A Down files, and now the server is offline - Thanks for screwing me over "Sevag", I aprecciate it! I guess when the server goes back up, I'll just have to rename the directory that the files are in everyday, or something like that.

Note: Looks like the server is back up. I don't have permissions to edit directory names (wtf?) so for now the files can still be obtained here - Don't be a douchebag, alright?

What would you people do without me...? You'd probably just go on IRC and download the album... But still, give me credit for hooking you up. Here you go...

THE EMINEM SHOW

Holy sweet napsters above, this weekend was absolutely insane. If I was on AIM Saturday night and you IM'ed me, please e-mail me and tell me what I said. I don't remember anything about Saturday night, not a thing. I have to go now but I might explain more later. I just had to get that out there... People, pills are the devil.

If you post on message boards or anything, you know it's a pain in the ass trying to find a good place to store images. Well, this site is the answer!

Use Google alot? Google Search Tool just might come in handy. Speaking of handy, check out some other neat little programs here.

In other news, Jennifer Love Hewitt is so hot, it shouldn't be legal. She just moved in about three houses down from me too, and we're supposed to hang out later tonight. I'm not sure what we're gonna do, but she kept mentioning something about "freaking"... Yeah, I dunno either.

The best news that I've heard for awhile is that the Sopranos will be back with a fourth season on September 15th. You can read more about it here - I'm just waiting for Season 3 to come out on DVD, dammit!

Okay, time to plug a bunch of sites again. But first, if you wanna download some apps, check these great "warez" sites out! If you like winamp skins, this site has a jizzload of 'em! Oh yeah, and since I'm a nice guy, check out odity.tk and chillspot.net.

Yesterday in school, everybody was sad because this kid died the night before. I didn't know him, but the atmosphere is depressing in general when everyone is crying and shit. He died from choking on his own vomit (apparently) after drinking alot. Funny, the same thing almost happened to me on Sunday night. You'd think that would phase me or something, but it doesn't... Is there something wrong with me?

I'm not a huge videogame fan, but I got a PS2 demo in the mail, or something like that (it just showed up on the floor in my room, seriously) and I had a two-hour delay yesterday morning, so I put it in and started playing this game demo, Rez. I'm not sure how I feel about this gamne, but I'm pretty damn sure it's amazing. It's like some kind of messed-up drug trip, you're actually creating music as you fly through a sea of shapes and colors and shoot stuff; at least that's what it seems like you're doing, I'm not really sure. It's trippy as hell, though, and I think I'm gonna go play it some more.

Damn, you guys (and girls) suck. No one uses the comments script! Well, not as many people as I'd hoped, anyway. I put it there as a way of getting feedback on what you like, and what you don't like. So far it's become apparent to me that you like when I post new CDs that aren't out yet, like . So tonight or tommorow I'll probably post the new Soulfly or Glassjaw or something. But register and gimme feedback on the shit I post, it's the least you could do - Remember, I'm not being paid to do this website, I do it for you! Wow, that was lame, sorry guys.

I gotta plug this guy because he sent me a baggy of scabs and dried boogers in the mail. The scabs were salted, and I think he broiled them in some kind of toejam sauce, they were quite tasty. Thanks Todd!

I sorta got suspended for eight days on Friday. This time, I actually deserved it too - I thought I was gonna get expelled. This is really putting my chances of graduating in jeopardy. I am almost embarassed to post what I did on here, it was so stupid and spontaneous. This chick had a really cool lighter at lunch, so I was just messing with it. Well, one thing led to another, and, for reasons I can't comprehend (which is pretty scary), I lit the end of a napkin on fire. I put it out like right away. Then I threw it underneath the lunch table. About 30 seconds later, I realized it was still on fire, so I stomped it out, made sure that it was out, and then I crumbled it up and put it in a hole in the wall behind me. At this point, people smelled smoke, and thought that there was a fire somewhere. I can't believe that I did this shit. It was right about then that the severity of what I did hit me, and I felt like I was gonna puke. The lunch monitors came over to see what was causing the smell, and they thought it was a lightbulb. Then I realized there was smoke coming out of the hole in the wall. I almost shit myself. I reached in and pulled it out and squeezed it in my hand until there was no way it could have possibly still been lit.

I was really nervous for the rest of the day, I was worried I was gonna get caught, and I couldn't believe that I did what I did. I haven't been spontanious like that for a pretty long time. The last time I did something stupid like that out of nowhere was... Well, I dunno, but it just isn't me to do things like this.

The next day, (Friday), I got called down to the Senior Center about half an hour before school was over. When I got there, the disciplinary guy asked me if I knew anything about a napkin or tissue being lit on fire, and I said no. He said that someone told him something about that, and that my name was mentioned. I assured him that I had no idea what he was talking about, and I went back to class. Less than thirty seconds after I got back to class and sat down, I had to go back to the Senior Center again. This time, the principal was there with some other guy... I knew I was screwed. They took me into a back room, and I fessed up. Damn, I wish I knew who told on me...

Anyway, they told me that I would have only gotten off with three to five days if I would have told them about it right after it happened on Thursday... But why the hell would I do that? I dunno, I wish I would have though. I'm a complete mess right now, I can't believe I let this happen. Now I don't even know if I'm gonna be able to graduate... I have spent like the last 48 hours in my room, trying to sleep, since that's the only available method to get away from everything, at least temporarily. The only reason I'm even online is because I'm at a "picnic" at my Aunt and Uncle's house.

Everytime I do something stupid, it's like I have a revelation like, "Damn, I gotta stop screwing myself, this is the last time I'm gonna do something like this, things are gonna change, I'm gonna accept responsibility for my actions, etc...", but then I go and do something stupid again, like the next day. What the hell is wrong with me?

I know most of you probably won't even read this, because I didn't link to any pictures of midget fellatio, but I really needed to get this out. If anyone has any advice, I'd love to hear it, but it might be awhile until I have another chance to get online.

Seeing as how I'm suspended, I've had alot of time on my hands... So I've been trying to master these signature moves. Sorta like "Fatalities" in Mortal Kombat, except they're done during sex... And they're raunchy as all hell. Blumpkin is definitely a funny word.

People have been talking about these unreleased Nirvana tracks, and that trashy smut Courtney Love gets on my nerves - Not that it's the least bit relevant. Anyway, it's likely that the songs won't be hitting stores anytime soon, but one particular track, titled "You Know You're Right", was leaked onto the net, and I've heard some people say it's the best Nirvana song ever written. The full studio version of the track isn't available, though there are four ten-second snippets floating around, as well as two live versions. (One by Nirvana, and one by Hole, what a shitty band!) Of course I'm gonna hook you guys up...


Nirvana - You Know You're Right - Clip One
Nirvana - You Know You're Right - Clip Two
Nirvana - You Know You're Right - Clip Three
Nirvana - You Know You're Right - Clip Four
Nirvana - You Know You're Right - Live in Chicago
Hole - You've Got No Right (Nirvana "Cover")


I dunno why I did that, I'm not even a huge Nirvana fan, but hey, it's content, so there ya go. If you want anymore Nirvana stuff, this site seems pretty good. Anyway, I gotta run, enjoy!

Man, this week has really sucked so far. My parents are determined to get the fact that I'm "not on a vacation" through my head, so I've had all kinds of chores to do everyday. Today I spent almost an hour in the front yard trying to dig up the base of what used to be some huge plant. The roots are super-thick, so it's hard as hell, and I haven't seen any progress at all since I started. What a waste of time. Earlier today I was bored though, so I read this "FAQ" on Ozzy in it's entirety. I'm not necessarily a huge Ozzy fan, but it was an interesting read, to say the least. Did you know that the song "Fairies Wear Boots" is actually poking fun at skinheads? When Ozzy was in Black Sabbath, the band was jumped by a gang of skinheads, and he noticed that they wore boots, so the song is basically calling them homosexuals. Anyway, I do like alot of Ozzy's older music, but that show "The Osbournes", in my opinion, isn't funny at all. I don't see what the big deal is about it.

I just wanna thank everyone for your support and advice on what happened last week in school. I got alot more feedback through e-mails and comments than I had expected, and I still haven't had a chance to reply to all of them yet.

Phil Anselmo, lead singer of Pantera and Down, has another side project known as "Superjoint Ritual". Up until this point, all that was available was poor-quality demos recorded a couple of years ago. But I stumbled across an advance copy of their upcoming CD, entitled "Use Once & Destroy". If you're a fan of Pantera, I'm pretty sure you'd like this group as well, they sound alot like them, from what I've heard so far. Anyway, you can hear two of their songs here, and I might post the full CD if people seem interested, and if I get a chance. Also, it seems like not a whole lot of people know about Down. Down is Phil's first side project. It features Phil (obviously from Pantera) as well as Rex Brown, Corrosion of Conformity's Pepper Keenan, Crowbar's Kirk Windstein and Eyehategod's Jimmy Bower. These guys were all born in New Orleans, and they grew up together. Down's debut CD, "Nola", was pretty damn amazing, but their sophomore effort, entitled "Down II: A Bustle In Your Hedgerow" is a metalheads dream come true. Anyway, I'm gonna switch from music critic mode back to, well, myself now.

You know that some shit like this would only happen in China, or whatever the hell the country is called that it happened in. Actually, I could see it happening in Germany too, those Germans are some weird, weird people.

It might really seem like I do some retarded stuff at school, and I do... But I would never be dumb enough to do something like this. Not only is it stupid, it's not even funny!

Ever wonder how your favorite male celebrity was "hung"? Okay, maybe I didn't word that correctly. Ever wonder how big his dick was? Yeah, neither did I, but if for some reason you're interested, this site is the place to go.

Damn, I would hate to have the press following me around everywhere, documenting my every move. Britney Spears takes a sip of beer, and *POOF*, it's front page news. Well, not really, but you get the idea.

I was checking out my referrers, and I saw that chickenlegs.net had sent me some hits, which was weird, because I never remembered Sheila being all that fond of me. So I peeped dat shit out, and she had plugged me cuz I put up the new Eminem CD. But I forgot how funny her site is, since I haven't really gone to any sites and actually read articles/posts for a long time. Oh yeah, did I mention she's a TV star too? I'm sure you've been there before, but check out her site if you're looking for some laughs. Damn, that was pretty cheesy. While I'm on the topic of plugs, check out redbrain.com, it's actually a pretty cool site, and I was supposed to plug it a long time ago, but I forgot.

I figured that some of you may be interested in this: Chris Cornell (ex-Soundgarden frontman) and Rage Against the Machine (minus Zack) recorded a demo together. They were actually planning on replacing Zack with Cornell and continuing as "New Rage Against The Machine". They even had a spot on Ozzfest, but now they've broken up for reasons unknown to the public. Anyway, they recently finished recording an album's worth of songs in an LA studio, and the resulting untitled LP is still expected to be released this summer by Epic. But guess what? That's right, Jiglet's got the hook-up, holla if ya hear me, ugghhhh!!! (Damn, Master P was the worst!)

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...You're welcome. By the way, if I find out that you've posted this link on your own site, and I will, I'll have you dragged into the street and shot. Have a nice evening.