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6.9(3:58PM):// Upchuck Utopia.
Dammit, my entire art class got suspended today. This kid put bright pink paint in the soap dispenser, and he wouldn't fess up to it, so they resort to group punishment. The thing that makes it alot worse is that today was technically the last day of school, so thats a great way to end the year up. But hey, it was pretty funny. Earlier in the same period, this kid held the end of a roll of tape while I ran with it, and wrapped kids up in it and stuff, it was kinda altern.org blows and they keep deleting my html files for no apparent reason at all. Mixing obscenity with retail is nothing new. That's what porn is, right? But the way Betty Ray does it, the product is almost literary. With her latest Web endeavor, Ray explores the power of obscenity and new ways to infuse a fictional narrative with business models. [More] After just two airings, ABC has pulled the plug on the animated comedy based on director Kevin Smith's 1994 feature of the same name. Repeats of Spin City will slide into the 9:30 p.m. Tuesday time slot starting next week. [More] More than 100,000 condoms have been ordered for competitors at this year's Sydney Olympics. Olympic organizers had already placed an order for some 50,000 condoms but the official Olympic supplier said it expected to have to double that number. "We think they'll need about 100,000," a spokeswoman for manufacturers Ansell said. They would come in a range of colors, including gold, silver and bronze. [More] Grandad Gordon Buxton loves burgers so much he's eaten three McDonald's meals a day for the last 12 years. Gordon, 68, who works for the fast food firm in Wilmslow, Cheshire, has munched 6,240 hamburgers in that time. [More] Fiery Irish pop star Sinead O'Connor, whose latest single is called "No Man's Woman," reveals she is a lesbian in a magazine interview to be published later this month. [More] Talk about irony... A pensioner has died while waiting in a Colombian government office to collect a certificate which would prove he was still alive. [More] 
6.8(10:47PM):// Heavy! I am on a quest to find the hardest, heaviest song that still manages to be cool and catchy. So far, the heaviest song I have found is "Look Away", by Sepultura, but Jonathon Davis from KoRn does most of the lyrics in it. It's heavy as shit, don't let the fact that someone from KoRn is in it ruin the song for you. All rock/alternative/metal fans are encouraged to click here right now and download it. I don't have many other heavy songs uploaded yet, but "Shock" by Fear Factory is a pretty cool song. You can download that by clicking here. No toilet paper, no electricity, gruel for food and little or no clothing. No talking to others. Extreme mental and physical abuse at various times of the day and night. And no, this isn't a prison or Nazi concentration camps. The conditions just described are taking place in some teen “behavioral modification programs.” These schools are set up for juveniles who are out of control, charging parents as much as $54,000 a year per child for their services. A few of the establishments are operated with qualified and properly licensed personnel who do a good job of turning the kids around. Unfortunately, many of these privately owned cash machines have been condemned by both parents and children formerly enrolled in programs conducted at facilities with appealing names such as Casa by the Sea, Tranquility Bay, Paradise Cove and Spring Creek Ranch. In fact, I have had several conversations with Thomas M. Burton, an attorney hired by numerous families to file criminal charges against the owner of these particular schools. [More]
A 17-year-old mother who was attending night school hurled her baby into the Passaic River after she couldn't find a baby sitter. [More] Thieves in Boston, Massachusetts, have taken a giant Ferris Wheel in the middle of the afternoon from a busy street without anyone noticing. [More] The advent of "cyborgs" has been brought a step closer by the creation of a strange hybrid creature with a mechanical body controlled by the brain of a fish. As ghoulish as this chimera sounds, it may one day allow people to be fitted with prosthetic devices that are controlled directly by their brain. very interesting! [More] The man who founded one of Indiana's most successful Internet businesses was actually a fugitive living under an assumed identity, authorities said Wednesday. [More] In a move that caught the gaming community by surprise, Texas-based id Software announced it has started development on a remake of its wildly successful computer game DOOM. [More] The previously little-known town of Library, about 12 miles south of Pittsburgh, US, is to change its name to South Park. That is gay as hell. [More] A waitress in Chicago who received a 10,000 dollar tip on a Visa card from a visiting English doctor has discovered he exceeded his credit limit. [More]
6.8(9:52PM):// Road Trip.  Click the above image to download the movie. Brought to you by John's Crawlspace, in association with Mind Bending Chemicals.
Note: You need the DivX codecs in order to view this movie. They can be downloaded here.
6.7(7:56PM):// A Grab-Bag Of Fun! I have another album for you to download. A couple people asked me for this, so I figured I might as well upload it. I hope you people apprecciate this... I'm not on cable, so uploading MP3's is a pain in the arse, trust me. Also, my friend Arin is uploading the hilarious movie Road Trip in DivX format. He has DSL, so I should have it within the next few posts, ready for you to download. For those of you who are unfamiliar with DivX, it is basically a format that is doing the same thing to video that MP3 did to audio: Greatly reducing it in file size, without reducing it in picture or sound quality. If you ask me, it's the next big thing on the 'net. Fells Point bar and restaurant owners plan to phase out college nights and cheap-drink specials, in an attempt to stamp out the community's fraternity-party image. [More] A German police chief was caught shoplifting in his uniform by a store detective. The officer, in charge of around 300 police officers in the state of Hesse, was observed as he slipped a bottle of ant poison worth a few dollars into his pocket in a store. [More] A convicted sexual predator was recaptured Tuesday when a sheriff's deputy jumped out of a hovering helicopter onto the bank of a drainage canal, firing warning shots as the dripping wet fugitive and his would-be rescuer cursed and refused to drop their guns. [More] Schools need more mandatory physical education classes and parents need to unplug TVs and video games, say researchers who concluded that most young Americans, particularly blacks and females, are far too sedentary. In other words, we're all a bunch of fatasses. [More] A typical bystander at the Capitol steps yesterday might have wondered why 50 people were gathered around what appeared to be an ordinary camping trailer. But that's because those 50 people saw what might be the mobile savior of Kentucky farming... It's the nation's first fully enclosed slaughterhouse on wheels. [More] Computer security experts intercepted a new virus designed to attack cell phones with text capabilities, posing a threat to handheld computers, pagers and phones that are exploding in use worldwide. [More] A couple were stunned when they discovered a deer taking a bubble bath in their house. The deer ran into the house in Howard, Pennsylvania, and into the bathroom, somehow managing to turn on the water and knock over a bottle of bubble bath. He then submerged himself in the frothy water. [More] Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev was saved by a Costa Rican lifeguard after he swam too far out in the Caribbean sea. [More] A Canadian farm woman is still shaking after a crazed beaver attacked her two giant Newfoundland dogs named Bonnie and Billy, pinning them against a fence and savaging them. "It pinned them. I never though beavers were capable of that," Sam Pshyshlak told Reuters from her Manitoba farm 100 kilometres north of Winnipeg. "I've lost all respect for beavers. I never would have imagined this from a beaver," she said of the recent incident. She said the beaver "terrorized" her dogs, which weigh nearly 200 pounds each. "There was definitely something wrong with it," Pshyshlak said. [More]
6.6(4:41PM):// Warm Fuzzies VS Cold Pricklies Grammy-winning rapper Eminem was one of four people arrested outside a suburban Detroit nightclub. The arrests came early Sunday after a disturbance that began when a crowd in the parking lot of Hot Rocks Cafe recognized Eminem and got excited. [More] An inmate at a prison for sex offenders escaped Monday aboard a helicopter that landed inside the walls of the facility and flew him away... Then the helicopter crashed. [More] Some kid wrote criticism and gossip on his schools staff and his classmates on his web page. He got arrested, had his computer confiscated, and was forced to leave the state. [More] Ten Norwegian divers have broken the world record for playing underwater Monopoly. They took turns to play the board game at the bottom of a tank for three days, beating the previous record by a day. [More] Here is a somewhat-interesting article on AOL and how parents feel about the time spent on it by their children, and in comparison to the time that those children used to spend watching television. The Atlanta Braves sent relief pitcher John Rocker to the minor leagues Monday, one day after he angrily confronted the Sports Illustrated reporter who wrote the article last year that landed Rocker in controversy over his slurs and disparaging comments about minorities and fellow Braves. [More] Records show that last year, The Justice Department sought and received permission from a secret federal court to place a record 880 wiretaps in spying and terrorism investigations. [More] A sheep named Franklin was spotted Friday morning near 120th Street in New York. Sgt. Joseph Kersting and his partner, Officer Larry Lopez, saw the sheep and began to follow him — and follow him. [More] A British schoolboy impaled himself on a snooker cue which pierced his scrotum and emerged through his stomach. [More] A car dealership in Milwaukee is under fire from golf balls - but police do not know if the damage caused is the work of a vandal or a poor shot. More than 60 golf balls have dropped into the car park of the Russ Darrow dealership in Waukesha, hitting two new vans and a car, causing $1,300 worth of damage. [More] Schoolchildren as young as five went on a "drunken" rampage, looting shops, burning a vehicle and consuming the contents of a beer wagon after one of their friends was killed in a traffic accident. [More] Mexico's long-ruling Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI), facing a tough test in July 2 presidential elections, has a secret weapon to win the female vote... Male strippers. The PRI, which has governed Mexico for 71 years, entertained around 150,000 citizens of a poor neighborhood just outside Mexico City one afternoon last week with "The Sexy Boys". [More] Wow, my pic is on The Stile Project. I'm not going to tell you which one it is though, there is alot of sick shit on that page, and it took me a minute or two to find my pic amongst all that crap, I think you should have to do the same thing... Hmmm, maybe next I'll be on Battle Of The Internet Studs?
Well, thats it for now, I gotta go to work, and when I get back I probably won't get a chance to update because I have homework to do... But you'll just have to wait and see.
6.6(7:15AM):// Blah. Dammit, no one ever votes for me. Blah. I hate those stupid topsites anyway, they reset them like every day. MC Face rules! Have you ever seen the music video for "Slaughter Ya Oughta"? Funniest shit I've ever seen. He is clubbing [fake] baby seals to death with a baseball bat, and then he shows the footage to told ladies on the street.
Okay, this is the gayest website I've ever seen.
6.5(10:30PM):// Even More Stuff. Now here's something that will get you somewhere in life. If you're a guy, click here, and if you're a girl, clickaroo. Like guides? Want some more? Okay, well here is one on how to completely destroy your computer. Also, while we're on the topic of things that will get you somewhere in life... Well, here is a site with excuses to work your way out of almost any possible scenario that you can imagine. Martha Stewart Parodies? These are actually pretty funny too. If Martha Stewart doesn't get your motor burning, so to speak, then here is a nice alternative.
Finally. My new favorite website... here. Well, thats an exaggeration, but it's pretty cool, definitely worth a visit.
6.5(5:48PM):// More Stuff. Metallica's newest album? I wouldn't be surprised. Does the layout of this site remind you of any other sites? Hmmmm... Oh yeah, and check this site out, if you're interested in getting high speed internet access, but aren't sure if it's available in your area. A day after the U.S. Supreme Court denied an attempt to stop them, 150 flabby, thin, tattooed, pierced, pale, sunburned and hairy people posed nude under a bridge. Photographer Spencer Tunick won the right to carry on the photo shoot beneath the Williamsburg Bridge when the high court rejected the city's request to hear the case. [More] Country music singers Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw were arrested on the weekend after Chesney rode away with a mounted police officer's horse and McGraw attacked deputies who tried to corral him. So lemme get this straight... Rappers steal cars, and country-singers steal... Horses? [More] China Wednesday launched a vitriolic attack against exiled Tibetan spiritual leader the Dalai Lama, accusing him and his followers of rape, murder and child cannibalism. The official Xinhua news agency quoted the Tibet Daily as saying the Dalai Lama, while still in Tibet, had presided over a system that was "the most gloomy, cruel, and uncultured in the history of mankind". [More] A coalition of Napster users have filed a class action lawsuit against fellow user, shanias-hot, for his horrible MP3 collection. The violations cited by the group, include bad taste in music, incomplete tracks and misrepresentation of internet connection. "Kenny Rogers was bad, but Billy Ray Cyrus? That was the last straw," said co-plaintiff SnakeMonKey. "T3? My ass! It took me four hours to get one song from him." Note: It's a joke. [More] A businessman has confessed to sending ghosts to attack schoolgirls in eastern Kenya. The unnamed businessman was arrested over the weekend after the pupils of Itokela Girls Secondary School marched to the district commissioner's office to protest against an invasion of ghosts at the school. He must have used Rent-A-Ghost. [More] A small explosion struck Microsoft's offices Friday in Johannesburg, South Africa, but it caused little damage. No one was injured, and there was no structural damage beyond broken windows. Police officials said the blast was definitely the result of an explosive device. [More] Teen sensation Britney Spears says she is disgusted by an American businessman's offer of £7.5 million to have sex with him. [More] A randy crocodile sank a seaplane by trying to mate with one of its floats. [More]
Two days after heavy rains ruptured the retaining wall of an open-air sewage canal east of Mexico City, thousands of people were camped on their roofs on Saturday with their homes inundated by three feet of stinking water and human waste. [More]
6.5(3:40PM):// Rock Over London, Rock On Chicago! Wesley Willis is one of the greatest musicians of all time. Sure, he's a 6'5" black schizophrenic who claims to be possesed by demons, but so is Elton John, did he ever let that stop him? By listening to just a few of his tracks, you can tell he is a genius, preaching the truth on topics that the rest of the world is obviously just too ignorant to understand. He currently has more then 15 CD's released, many of which can be previewed and/or purchased by clicking here. I definitely recommend that you click here and read through some of his lyric's. For more information on the genius known as Wesley Willis, click here to visit the Official Wesley Willis Website.
For your listening pleasure, I have uploaded a few Wesley Willis MP3's, and an interview of Wesley Willis by The King Of All Media, Howard Stern. The interview can be downloaded by clicking here, and if you only download one file off of this page, it should be this interview. Here are the MP3's.
I'm sure you all know who Eminem is, and chances are you've heard of Enya, but... Who/what the hell is Eminenya?
Search Bastard - The best search engine on the 'net.
A former stripper is suing a Park Avenue plastic surgeon, claiming he gave her a bum deal by using breast implants for her butt-enhancement surgery. [More]
Educational publisher Heartsoft Inc. is beta-testing pornography detection software - based on NASA technology - that uncovers online porn by scanning photographs for flesh tones and curves to detect nudity. [More]
Here are some downloadable music videos, courtesy of Mizi. Enigma - Return To Innocence, Marilyn Manson - The Dope Show, Slipknot - Spit It Out, NIN - Starsuckers Inc, and Prodigy - No Good.
All of the new updates on my site are like gone. I don't know what happened to them, but they just like dissapeared. Hopefully I will be moving to a new server soon, so this won't happen anymore. I will post some MP3's later today.
Just because a word isn't underlined, that doesn't mean it isn't a link. Sometimes you just need to click around to find the good shit.
Everlast - So Long
The way things are going right now, I can upload about 15 MP3's, or one full CD, every night. I don't want this site to become the next target of the RIAA, however, so if I don't start getting some MP3/Album requests soon, I'm gonna stop.
Finally, two good sites for you people to upload your files at: 75Megs.com and Godful.com. Thanks for the info Deaftone. His site kicks ass, by the way.
Hey Grafite, if you're reading this... You've got a real nice site and all, but why'd you steal my quotes from my random quote script? I know of a lot of sites who took the javascript, but all of them chose to edit out the actual quotes, and put in their own. Maybe you might wanna do the same thing. Speaking of cool sites, here are a few others I found today. The Void, OhDamn.net, The Antipop, and
The Breast Chronicles.
Okay... This thing is really pissing me off... I don't see it!
It is so frustrating to know that for the past few days none of my updates have been showing up on the site... All the wierd shit that I posted on here has gone to waste. Oh well, at least I still have that hot cheerleaders link. Okay, well I'm gonna go watch some TV. In the meantime, check out Burden's Domicile and new-skool.net.
Oh, and here are some actual label instructions found on consumer products:
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