For no reason whats-so-ever... J.Lo's ass.


It never gets old.
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Google-- Most definately the best search engine on the net at this moment is putting out few more hacks for the daily internet user.
Currently in works;
Google Glossary
Google Sets
Google Voice Search

Is it just me or Google putting hotbot, yahoo, webcrawler, mamma and other search engines into shame?

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Brazil (Brasil) a country where women chase men the way men chase women in America. Quite fascinating, there seems to be a heaven and it's only couply of airhours down under.
Let's take a look at what some of the Brazilian ladies look like;



Follow This Link for a page fraught with beautiful Brazilian chicks.
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Plugs; (these site's rock so give 'em a visit)
BadInaGoodWay - Rubber Anchovies - Eightball Mag

Okay, the other day I had a real long post typed up, it was one of the longest ever. Then I had to run and do something, so it minimized the window. When I came back, it had mysteriously vanished - It's MIND-FUCKING! Yeah, it just happened a second time about 20 minutes ago... That is extremely annoying. Anyway, on Sunday I went into Philly with my family. Me and my brother went to South Street and checked out some really cool stores. There are alot of cool places/people down there. This one cute goth chick seemed to have taken a liking for me, but that's... Yeah. Anyway, I found this once CD/DVD store that I remember having been in a few times before. This place has every single CD you could ever want, and they're usually under ten bucks. Anyway, I got three CDs: Deicide's "Serpents Of The Light", Deftones' "White Pony", and "The Eminem Show". Later that afternoon I went out with Holly, and we chilled at her friend's house for awhile, and then... I don't really remember. Friday and Saturday night I worked 'til like ten, so by the time I got off it was kinda too late to make any plans.

I swear to god, I am going to marry this girl. Seriously, look at her, there's just somethin about her face. Na'mean? And... Damn, look at this chick - She's amazing. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure that she's very popular among the child molestor's and serial rapists. But hey, it happens.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you... The Tiniest Website... Ever.
This is disgusting, and ladies, here's what you've been looking for.

One of my main goals in life is to achieve stardom. Not in the traditional sense, however - I want to grab my piece of the glory of being a celebrity by joining the ranks of the "Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers". Wow, I come up with such great ways of linking to pointless shit, while making it sound like I'm actually writing something that makes sense... Or something... I'm retarded.

Anyway, for the past two days, I've had to get up at about 6 AM and get ready to die - Well, not really, but I can't imagine that death could possibly be much worse than early-morning gym makeups. It's basically half an hour of pure exhaustion, no breaks or anything. I wouldn't consider myself to be out-of-shape, but I get so tired near the end that I actually feel like I'm gonna be sick. For the most part, though, it's pure torture, and I think I'd rather have my reproductive organs chopped off by nearsighted lumberjack than do it again. I know it's really good exercise though, I almost wish someone would force me to do it everyday. Oh yeah, and the other chick that's always there is really hot, and she knows me somehow, I don't know how though.

I need to get some more music DVDs - The only two that I have are SOD's "Speak English Or Die Live" & "Kill Yourself: The Movie". By the way, SOD stands for Stormtroopers Of Death, and features Scott Ian of Anthrax fame on guitar, and Billy Milano on vocals. I think someone else in SOD was in Anthrax as well, but I'm not sure. Anyway, they're both good DVDs, but I need more. The next one I plan on buying is Pantera's "Three Vulgar Videos From Hell" - Yeah, these titles are kinda ridiculous, but even though I realize how dumb they sound, I still love the music. Any recommendations? Leave 'em in the comments thing. Oh yeah, and Scott Ian rules, he even said that Tenacious D is the greatest band in the world!

If you're looking for a good "warez" site, this is it - Well, for now anyway. These sites go down faster than your mom.

Wow, today at school... This morning, they handed out these papers to all of the Seniors, and said that we had to fill them out and return them. The papers were a promise to never partake in the use of drugs and alcohol. But we were forced into signing them, the teacher said it was a requirement. It really reminds me of Dazed & Confused, when the football coaches are trying to force the players into signing papers just like the ones we had to sign.

Okay, I consider myself a fan of Eminem and all... But why do some "fans" basically turn into stalkers, wanting to know every single tiny detail about their beloved idols? This is the kinda stuff I'm talking about - Who cares?

This site sucks, and should die. Why? This is why.

Why the hell is "The Osbournes" so popular? It sucks!!! It's not even the least bit amusing!

Alot of people complain, saying that I don't post enough "cam pics", or whatever. Well this site seems to have a good amount of them - I think they're all of the same chick. Regardless, why not check it out?

Last night was my senior prom. It was alright, but the girl that I took wasn't from my school, so she was shy and kinda uncomfortable since she didn't know anyone. She looked really good, alot of people were telling me how hot she looked. Anyway, I'll just say that it had the potential to be alot better, had certain things been different. The prom was over at 1 AM, but we left at midnight. The after-prom started at 1:00 at my school, and as much as I would have preferred to go get trashed somewhere (c'mon, Senior Prom!) we ended up going there because there were no parties whatsoever. The school obviously put alot of time into setting that up, there was so many different things to do there, it was better than any carnival/fair type of thing that I've ever been to. They were giving away tons of prizes too, alot of DVD players and things like that - I won a $30 gift certificate to a store I have never been to in my entire life, and don't plan on going to anytime soon. The after-prom wasn't over until 5 AM, and they wouldn't let anyone leave until it was over. I was too tired to make a scene or try and pull some shit like running past the cops that were strategically placed at every exit, so we just chilled until we could leave. The after-prom wasn't that bad though, I guess it was pretty cool. I might post pictures when I get 'em, if I have a chance or whatever.



Well, I'm going out, that's all for now. Oh, wait, this site has ALOT of nice pics on it - If you like the "Everyday Hottie" galleries, then check it out. I'm leaving now.

Yeah, so I sorta got arrested the other day... Monday, I think it was. I really don't feel like getting into it though - I think it's a sign of maturity that it's kinda embarassing for me to make my mistakes known to the world.

I found this program on a site the other day, and it's pretty useful - It lets you minimize any application to the System Tray. I just thought I'd mention it here in case anyone needed something like that. Speaking of applications, Stream Ripper lets you record streams from shoutcast.com, or any other audio stream site (minus launch.com) directly to your hard drive in MP3 format. Pretty cool, huh? I know I'll never do it, but it's a cool idea - Even though I know it's been done before. And here are a few good warez sites. YUM.

This article, found on Eightball Magazine, is pretty funny. It's all about drugs, but I read it while I ate lunch, and I thought it might be of interest to some of you.

I thought that "Feiticeira" was the name of a Deftones song. Apparently that's not all it is - Cool...?

I really don't visit other websites too often, but I ended up over at core39.com today, and it has changed alot, I like it alot more than I used to. There's some great galleries over there too, he kinda picked up where I left off, since I'm completely unmotivated and I never do anything anymore. Haha, that's funny. Anyway, peep dat shiz, neegah.

Make sure you check out misfitstyle - It's back!

I'm not a huge fan of cheese, but if you are, then this site is the place to be... You weirdo.

Capheine from Pranks2K made this freestyle "dissing" other sites in the "e/n scene", and it's managed to stir up some e-interest. Coby asked me to mention it like a week ago, but I never had the chance - Check it out here.

I had a big post typed up about what happened and all, but then I decided it'd be better to just forget about what happened. And my CGI wasnt working so I couldnt make any posts at all for a while.

I hate it when you go to the trouble of downloading a large movie file (especially a VCD) and it turns out to have terrible quality, making it literally unwatchable. Such was the case with How High. I got it off of this site, and the quality sucked so bad. I got it before and had the same thing happen, but that was like two months ago, and I figured that a DVD Rip would have been out by now. You can prevent this from happening to you by going to vcdquality.com and checking the release before you download it. By the way, this site that I got that movie from has a bunch of other movies, games, etc, all as direct downloads, no banners or tricks or anything.

"As developers of P2P file sharing clients look for a way to make money, they often turn to spyware. Spyware delivers advertisements to the user, based on the users's activities on their computer. Software such as Gator and Bonzai Buddy actively monitor the user, and send the user advertisements based on his or her activities. As if this wasn't annoying enough, all kinds of information about the user (this means you!) is sent to the makers of the spyware. Privacy is something everyone should be concerned with. It's often simple to avoid using software that contains spyware. However, it's frustrating to find that a piece of software you need or maybe just like to use contains spyware. This website is devoted to hacking spyware out various file sharing clients." Yeah, that spyware shit pisses me off. This site is dedicated to removing all elements and traces of software in programs, and releasing spyware-free versions of the same great software. It's pretty cool if you have nothing better to do, like me...

Looking for a cracked program, any program? You'll probably find it here. And what a strange URL...

Alright, I'm too lazy to do anymore.

Ever find yourself getting anxious to "shift to fifth gear with the elephant's trunk"? Or maybe you just can't stop "boxing with the big-nosed rasta man"? I myself have never been big on "masturbation synonyms", but fool around with this synonym generator for a few minutes, and you'll see some pretty funny ones. A few of my favorites: "Crowning the purple-helmeted warrior", "slapping high fives with the window washer", "bludgeoning your meat saber", "hand-starting the one-eyed wallaby" - I'm gonna stop now, because apparently there are over 150,000 possible combinations. When you think about it, though, they all lead to one common goal.



Vanilla Ice had his own movie? And it costs $89.99!? Damn! Don't worry, though, the movie is considered one of the worst of all time! There's also a movie on that list called "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies", and guess what? It's a musical. There are some movies on that list that I didn't think were that bad at all. Independence Day wasn't bad, Natural Born Killers was messed up, but not that bad. I didn't think that the Blair Witch Project lived up to it's hype, but it wasn't a bad movie.

It's not often that you find a good (swedish) metal band who have a song all about Star Wars...

Uh... I always thought that the word "chigger" was some kind of racial slur. I guess not.

Have you ever seen something on TV really late at night that was so bizarre, you couldn't believe it? Well, this site is dedicated to preserving those moments of "Bad TV" for your enjoyment.

I think that this article is pretty damn funny. MTV must be filming some new reality show, and they placed a mutilated corpse in a couple's hotel room, and then filmed their reaction when the couple found it. We need more TV shows like that. And speaking of good, old-fashioned humor, what could be funnier than an old man who cuts off the tails of baby puppies with a box-cutter? Nothing, my friends.

There are some things that just don't need to exist. And down syndrome dolls are one of those things.

As much as I'd love to sit here and keep on cranking out the weird links, I think I'd rather sit here and stare at these pictures for the next hour or so.

Where to start, where to start... Oh yeah - I was down at the boardwalk in Seaside, NJ, drizzle off my ass, and this booth had some shit where you spin a wheel and can win CDs, DVDs, and other stuff. Well, I saw alot of good CDs sitting on the shelves, so I came over to see what else they had, even though I didn't plan on playing. Then, something caught my eye - A CD which was a tribute to System Of A Down, and it featured various artists doing covers of SOAD tracks. Well, naturally, I had to have it. I was about to hop over the counter and grab it, but then I realized that I'm a civilized human being, and I don't do things like that, right? Well, whatever - I tried to win, and ended up wasting like half of the money in my wallet - And the prick wouldn't let me buy it from him! I offered to pay twenty bucks for it, but he was a stubborn bastard. Anyway, I checked all over the net for info on it, but I couldn't find a damn thing. So I'm kinda annoyed about that, but I'm gonna go buy the CD tommorow (if I can find it anywhere), and I'll rip it and put it on here.

Update: I found something about that SOAD tribute CD! Here's the Amazon listing, and the song samples sound pretty decent from what I've heard so far, especially "Sugar". It says that the CD was put together by Various Artists, but most of these songs sound like they're done by the same band. Oh well, check it out! Oh yeah, and I just realized that it can't be all done by the same group, because there are two versions of "Chop Suey!"

My parents are out of town for a while, and they left me a big-ass list of chores to do. I really don't mind doing that kind of stuff, but we had a huge delivery of rocks for the stone wall we're building in our front yard, and they dumped the rocks right in the middle of our front lawn. Now, if you leave the rocks on the grass for too long (doesn't that sound kinda sexual or something?), the grass will die. And dead grass does not a happy John make. Well, I couldn't care less about the grass, but my parents wanted all of the rocks moved to the area that we would be digging up to build the wall, and if the grass in that spot dies, it doesn't matter, because we will be dinng it up soon anyway. So I'm out there sweating my ass off in the hot sun, and then I realized that I was re-enacting a scene from "The Last Castle", where Robert Redford's character has to move this huge pile of heavy rocks from one end of the line to another. You wouldn't have any idea what I was talking about, obviously, unless you've seen the movie, which, by the way, was pretty damn good.

Need a CD burning app? This site has it - You're welcome!

Alright, I want to give you fair warning... This next link is to one of those games that you can't stop playing, and before you know it, you're on the computer until 4 AM. Well, maybe it's not that good, but... Well, just peep dat shiz, neeyah.

System Of A Down's newest single, "Aerials", now has a music video. Wanna download it? System_Of_A_Down-Aerials-VGTvidz-APV.mpg - There ya go. Speaking of System Of A Down... David Bowie's Tuesday performance at New York's Roseland Ballroom was attended by a host of luminaries including Depeche Mode singer Dave Gahan, System of a Down vocalist Serj Tankian, Saturday Night Live star Jimmy Fallon, Bruce Springsteen guitarist and "Sopranos" cast member Steven Van Zandt, Marky Ramone and artists Julian Schnabel and Jeff Koons. During the set, Bowie rewarded the crowd by performing his new album, Heathen, and his classic disc Low in their entirety. I don't give a flying shit about David Bowie, but I wanna hear what he did with Serj!

Oh, come on, you know you love retards, why try and act like you don't? You're not fooling anyone.

Haha, Stone Cold Steve Austin beat up his wife and then ran away, and she called the cops, and wrestling sucks ass, and it always has, haha.

I went to Best Buy yesterday to buy that System Of A Down Tribute CD, and they were sold out... That makes no sense at all, I don't even know of anyone who knew that the CD was coming out, and it's sold out? Oh well, at least I got to buy this Pantera DVD.

Okay, Cassie is a cool chick. She <3's boobs and, uhhh... Lotsa cool stuff. Okay, that was gay, but she's cool, and you should check out her site, kinkay.net. She made me some fan signs, you can see 'em right here

Speaking of fan signs, the oh-so-sexy Casey made me a bunch of fan signs a while ago, but at the time, her site wasn't up. It's been up for a little while now, but I never had a chance to plug it - Err, I forgot to. So check her site out here.

It looks like this band more-or-less does it all... They have songs from all kinds of genres on their MP3.com page, including Acid Jazz, Trip-Hop, Industrial Metal, Surfer Rock, Doom/Stoner Metal (yeah!), Hip-Hop, Punk, Soft/Classic Rock, Techno/House, and more! You don't see bands doing this too often... Unfortunately, from what I've heard so far, these guys suck, so reading these last few sentences was a complete waste of both mine and your time. Nothing to see here, move along. You'd probably be better off listening to something from the genres of satanic sexcore or shitcore.



Wow, reading about this kind of thing is almost exciting, in a completely non-sexual way. It just makes me look forward to the future, and all the wonderful things that will eventually be accomplished with new breakthroughs in technology. Wow, I sounded sorta smart there for a second, didn't I?

I'm gonna have to agree with alan from snoogins.net that this chick is the hottest ever.

It's funny to read about this thing on the web... But I can imagine it'd be funnier to take it as a quiz in school - that's just downright hysterical!

Misfit Style added a bunch of new content recently, so check that out if you have a chance. Oh yeah, and I wanna thank orsm.net for sending me some hits! Oh yeah, and check out eminded.org. I actually have alot more stuff I wanna post, but I just have no time.

Well today, I finally finished that scene from "The Last Castle", except, unlike the movie, I didn't end up having to move all of the rocks back into the original pile again right after I finished (That would suck ass!) This is really homosexual though, everyone that I'd usually be hanging out with are all at the beach and stuff. So I'm pretty damn bored. Yesterday I went to Best Buy again to see if they had gotten in any more copies of the SOAD Tribute CD. They said they were still sold out, and didn't know when they'd get more in. If I had a credit card, I'd just buy it off of Amazon... If I had boobs, I'd just make a freakin' wishlist and put that CD on there, and I bet I'd have it in notime flat. Then again, last time I made a wishlist as a joke, someone bought me the Seven DVD, so... Hmmm... Oh yeah, System Of A Down was on Loveline (radio) last night! I didn't hear it, but I talked to someone that did. Anyway, I ended up buying the new Superjoint Ritual, Down, and Judas Priest CDs, and of course, they're all amazing. I bought Chasing Amy on DVD too, just because it's the only movie by Kevin Smith that I didn't have. Personally, I think it's the worst movie he's made, but if you don't compare it to his other works of art, it's not half bad. Well, my sister just rented "From Hell", so I'm gonna go watch that with her.

I don't know if I'm the only one who is having alot of trouble finding a good P2P program for getting music and, uh, stuff... Well, Kazaa was great for awhile, but it won't open on my computer anymore, so I needed to find something else. I tried everything - WinMX, Gnucleus, SongSpy, eDonkey, Xolox, you name it, I tried it - And they all sucked. The other day I accidentally came across Blubster, and I've been using it ever since. It's definitely gonna be the next major file sharing program, even though it's only for trading music.

I'm sure you remember Ken Kaniff from the earlier Eminem CDs... Well, he has his own album coming out. Sure, it sounds ridiculous, but most of what I've heard so far is pretty damn funny. I got the promo of the upcoming album, you can check it out right here - Personally I think that track 5 is hilarious, but if you don't have a sick and twisted sense of humor, you probably won't agree, and will instead lose all respect you may have had for me.

For the love of jesus, where the hell does stuff like this come from? It's just not right!

I got a new guestbook, so take a crap in it please. I have alot to post about, but I just don't feel like it. So I'm gonna go watch a movie instead. And by the way, nice job commenting on that huge ass post I made the other day... 4 comments? What the hell is that?

I finally went out and bought the CD "A Tribute To System Of A Down", and to be honest I haven't even listened to it yet - The second I got home, I sat down and ripped it to MP3s for the site. Anyway, you can grab the album from the System Of A Down section.

CHAINSAWS ARE FUN!

"Beep!" I remember back in 5th grade, we weren't allowed to make snowballs at recess, because people got hurt. Hurt, as in getting a cut across your face from ice inside of a well-packed snowball. But now, certain schools are banning students from playing the classic schoolyard game "tag", because people get hurt. No, it's not because little 3rd graders are packing heat, it's because little kids today are bitch-asses, and they are emotionally scarred when they lose. I shit you not, my friends. That is almost as farked up as the random drug tests being performed by schools across the country.

DOV s c:they banned humpty dumpty, the song, from our
school, cus so many fat kids were committing suicide

The Full Ken Kannif Show album rip has hit the net, and no one cares! But you can get it here if you want it, because I don't feel like uploading that shiz.

"The World RPS Society is dedicated to the promotion of Rock Paper Scissors as a fun and safe way to resolve disputes." Holy crap... What's this world coming to?

Are you one of the many people struggling with the difficult task of quitting smoking? Well then, you shouldn't have taken that first drag - But it's not too late! For a small price, you can recieve Nicolaxx - The world's only anal nicotine suppository! Instead of lighting up a smoke, just jam one of these suckers up your poopshoot, and you're good to go - That is, until the next craving comes around. In fact, you might be better off just ordering a buttplug instead.

Bill Cosby: "Ozzy sucks!" - Full Story - I love spreading misinformation.

Feel like watching a movie? How about Tomb Raider, The Matrix, Memento, Twin Peaks, Sexy Beast, What's The Worst That Could Happen, Akira, Spiderman, American Pie, or The Green Mile? Or maybe you'd like a music video?

Sites to check out: Giving In - The Shallow End - kerm.net - Pure Gonzo Journalism - Cocky Bastard - Gimptard - WoodFX

Wow... Talk about a functional family. My sister is constantly flipping out on me, which doesn't really bother me. But she just went off on me about how I'm trash and an asshole and all this stuff, and my mom more or less just told me that she agrees with what she's saying. Oh well, anyway, I bought this "Dazzle Didgital Video Creator" thing, so now I can transfer video from my camera to my PC, and I'll be posting some funny shit on here that I've recorded as soon as I figure this shitty software out.

This is pretty messed up, I guess some people just don't know where to draw the line.

Is it just me, or is Internet Gossip nothing more than a waste of time anymore? I used to like the site because they'd post pictures of camgirls that weren't supposed to be seen by the public, and stuff like that, but now, well... One of the latest posts is just a bunch of camgirls talking about why they don't like other camgirls, and shit like that. Does anyone care about that? It's such a waste of time, it just seems so pointless to me. I guess they sorta started running out of stuff to post.

Alright, well I apologize for this half-assed post, but I'm going to bed.

Knowledge straight from John's mouth to your ears - Pills are the devil (once again!) Everyone is always singing the praises of Xanax, or "Zannies"... Well, thanks to them, I don't remember half of Sunday night, and my wallet is empty. Also, I think there's puke on my jeans, and I have alot of new cuts and bruises and my arms and legs. I'm cool with everything though, except for the fact that some spineless piece of shit stole the money out of my wallet. Yeah, $90 may not seem like a lot to you, but I work for every cent I have, and I get very few hours at work. Some other messed-up stuff happened on Sunday night/Monday morning, but I'm not gonna get into it. My parents are real mad at me, because on Sunday night I didn't call them and tell them where I was... Oh yeah, Saturday kinda sucked too, because I dropped my laptop, and now it's not working at all - It was working a little before. So I got this idea - Since I have alot of viewers, I thought that at least a few of you might have computer-related job, or "connections", in which case you might be in a position to acquire computers and parts for a reduced price. If you are in such a position, please let me know, and maybe we can work something out - I'd aprecciate it very much, and you'll be doing me a big favor. No, this isn't me asking you to buy me a new laptop, I'd be paying for it - I just want to see if I can get some type of discount, since I don't exactly have money to burn.

It seems that many of my female visitors don't find most of the "camchicks" to be particularly attractive... Well here's an idea... If you think you can do better, than why not send in pictures of yourself? Then you shouldn't have anything to complain about... Right?

I think it's safe to say that the majority of people keep their religious beliefs (or lack thereof) to themselves... And then there's those who try to force them down your throat. I've heard of several cases where someone is trying to fight for what they believe in, and things get a little out of hand... But I've never heard of anything like this - Just read it.

Once in a while, theres a car commercial that actually has decent music in it... But how the hell are you supposed to find out what the name of the song is if you wanna download it or something? Well, now you can just go here to find out.

I was never a big fan of sci-fi stuff, but I thought that Lord Of The Rings was an awesome movie. The sequel, "The Two Towers", isn't gonna be in theaters for awhile, but you can check out a full-screen teaser for it here.

Be sure to check out Access Denied, agenspits, www.real-warez.tk, fizunk.net, and boonism. Oh yeah, and for great webhosting deals, be sure to check out xpert-hosting.com!

Yeah, so I'm thinking about getting an XBox. I already have PS2, but I was over at a friends the other day, and she had all kinds of music stored on it and stuff, and I think that's really cool, so I'm considering getting one. But I wanna know, are there many good games out for it? I'm not aware of many... If you can help, lemme know. Anyway, over the past few days, I've seen alot of movies. I saw Minority Report, Joy Ride (for the four-hundredth time), How High, The Mothman Prophecies, and Shallow Hal. I was actually dissapointed with the latter, I expected alot more from Jack Black and the Farrelly brothers... Guess I shouldn't have. And How High was alot funnier than I'd expected it to be, although nowhere near the virtually untouchable Half Baked. And dammit, I haven't been able to find Martin & Orloff anywhere!

A Pakistani tribal council ordered an 18-year-old girl to be gang-raped in order to punish her family after her brother was seen walking with a girl from a higher class tribe. Yeah, alot of messed up stuff is going on over in those countries, but at least the laws are being enforced honestly and fairly... Wait, nevermind. While on the subject of Pakistanis or whatever, it seems that we had a relatively safe Independence Day, although it wasn't completely "terrorism-free". I'm referring to this incident, and although it hasn't been proved that it was terrorist-related, considering this past years events, it would seem to point that way.

I wouldn't mind attending one of these "cosplay" events for the sole purpose of kicking each person there directly in the face. What the hell is wrong with these people? I hope that their twisted anime fantasy comes true, and they all get raped by a giant tenticle monster! I found some stuff that I could link to while talking about tentacle rape and weird Japanese stuff, but it's all too sick and obscene, it's even gross to me, and that's pretty bad.

Feel like watching a movie? There's about 20 of 'em right here. Rape his bandwidth 'til he doesn't know what hit him!

Alright, check out DiSCORD and www.shutmeup.com. But check out DiSCORD first, because she asked nicely.

So I'm sitting in work tonight all out of it, and a familiar song comes on the radio, so I sorta started half-singing along to it, not really thinking about what it was... Then the vocals kick in, and I started to sing along with it a little more, and then it hit me! They were actually playing Down on the radio! I couldn't believe it. They were playing "The Ghost Along The Mississippi". That's such an awesome song, too. Anyway, I'm going away tommorow for about a month, so I'm not sure what's gonna happen with the page. I have asked a few people to post while I'm gone, but I dunno who will end up posting, I know that everyone is busy at times, so I'm being resonable about it. I doubt I'll have any desire whatsoever to be on the computer while I'm gone, though, other than maybe to check my e-mail every few days. I'm sure most of you will end up asking where I'm going - I'm going to take some college courses, so I won't have to take as many next year during school. I was looking forward to going alot more until I found out that my friend Crystal and a few other people that I knew aren't going to be there, I hadn't talked to them for a few months, and it turns out that they all got kicked out for having real bad grades last school year - Originally they were going to be there with me taking summer courses, and then coming back to the school sophomore year if the grades were good enough. So now I only know one person that's gonna be there, but that's still pretty cool. I'm actually leaving first thing tommorow morning, and plan on posting this right before I leave.

I think that sometimes, people's fates get intertwined, resulting in one person doing things that someone else was originally supposed to do, and vice-versa. For example, I believe that the fate of Gnutella developer Gene Key wasn't supposed to commit suicide, I think that act was intended for these two individuals. Unfortunately, that's not what happened. I'm not sure if that made a whole lot of sense... Oh well.

Sometimes google goes kinda slow, since it's a pretty damn popular search engine. When this happens, you can always turn to the google mirror.

It's too bad that Michael Jackson spends the majority of his time fondling little boys, that's probably why his new album was a failure. Some people need to lay off the crack, but Mike just needs to stay away from those little boys, fo' sheezy!

I don't really have a whole lot of use for this site, but you might. It's a list of area codes, and it tells you the corresponding area(s) for each code.

I definitely don't remember Excitebike for NES being like this... But that's okay. This "cyber cafe" page actually has some pretty fun flash games on it.

And now, for something a little different in the world of P2P programs. Fastream FTP + P2P is a file-sharing program and an FTP client in one. Not really anything great, but I figured some of you might want to check it out.

I like it when people link me and never even ask for a link in return or anything. A few sites I have noticed that did this recently are as follows: nossnaj.com (formerly oddd.org), sweet perfection, ratatak.com, and I know there's alot more, I just don't have the time to hunt them down at this time.

Notice: The server that I was storing all the mp3s on is down, it will be back up within a month, so keep your panties on.

I have been real busy lately... I joined the Order of Bards Ovates & Druids, and now all I do is plant trees. It's alot of fun! Actually, I've been working on getting a new job since I got back from college, since I lost my old one, for reasons I'm not quite sure of. While I was gone, something on the site got messed up or whatever, and nobody would help me out, so it's been screwed up (as you know) up until now. And until I find a better way to do this shit, I guess I won't be using that comments script anymore.

I really didn't want to see the movie XXX at all. But last night, my Dad really wanted to take me and my brother to see it, and since I never do stuff with my family, I went along. To be honest, the movie itself wasn't half bad. Well, the story kinda sucked, and most of the things that came out of Vin Diesel's mouth were beyond retarded, but what do you expect from... Well, I'm not gonna say anything, because I'm sure all you ladies out there (and most of you trendy guys) adore Mr. Diesel. Personally, I'm not too fond of him. Anyway, the movie was basically like a James Bond movie on steroids. It was totally unrealistic, but the action scenes were awesome. I wouldn't see it again, but I don't really regret seeing it - If you've got nothing better to do, why not spend an hour or two in the Xander zone? Oh yeah, and the closing credits were awesome. Damn... There are some fine ladies in Denmark. Well yeah, I guess there's fine ladies everywhere, but look at these chicks... Wow!

I guess alot of people have been waiting for the next version of the popular p2p application Morpheus... Well, Morpheus 2.0 has arrived, and you can download it here. As for me, I'll stick with KaZaA Lite.

Funny/Strange video clips are always amusing when you're sitting around with nothing better to do... And that's exactly what this site is for! Oh, and speaking of video... Well, I know I've posted this link before, but Mosh Shockerz is a great place to download new music videos, and the download links always work!

Looking for an app, but can't find it? This site might have it, check it out.

I'm not usually the type that gets grossed out easily - Out of all of my friends, I'm the one who will still be standing there laughing when everyone else is yelling, "turn that japscat off!" But I saw the Steve-O video, "The Career Ender", and I just gotta say that's some gross, messed-up stuff. Sure, I've seen much worse, but the stuff that Steve-O does on that video isn't even funny, it's just incredibly homosexual. He takes E at that CKY3 premier, and is walking around trying to kiss guys, and licking their armpits. He gets a guy to stand naked above him, and someone pours shots down the guys asscrack into his mouth. Some of this stuff might sound remotely funny, but it's just one thing after another, and their's male nudity during pretty much the entire video. Some of the stuff on his other video, "Don't Try This At Home", was pretty funny, and some of his pyrotechincal stunts were pretty damn cool, but it's still nowhere near the CKY videos. If you're interested though, you can check out the Steve-O stuff at Steve-O Video.

Speaking of CKY... According to this site, the new CKY video (known as Take 3: Latest and Greatest) premiered on August 4th, in Philly no less. Unfortunately, I haven't heard anything else about it. For all you fans of CKY the band, the new album, "Infiltrate. Destroy. Rebuild." will be in stores September 24th. For more CKY shite, check out this site.

And I'm sure you all knew that there was a Jackass movie coming out, right? Well you can check out the movie trailer here, the poster here, and the official movie site here. Judging from these reviews, the movie might actually be pretty damn cool, like a big-screen version of one of the CKY movies. Those reviews give away alot about the movie though, so you might not wanna read them.

Ever feel like making a food that's like nothing you've ever tasted before? If so, then you should whip up a hearty bowl of christian baby soup! It's yummy, and the whole family can enjoy it!

Man... Some people get a little bit too close with their material possessions. The guy who wrote this review... Well, he definitely loves his Teledyne Water Pik Family Oral Irrigator WP-30.

While I was at college, I made a new friend, and his name is Everclear. No, not the no-talent pop group, but the Everclear that's not allowed in Pennsylvania, as well as several other states. Everclear spent alot of time with my friends and I in my dorm room, but I've noticed something strange: I don't usually remember most of the time I spent with him. If you have a friend that's 21 and is willing to drive into another state, Everclear can be your friend too! Okay, that was pretty gay... But that stuff does kick ass, if you're not a moron who tries to beer bong a whole bottle of it or something.

And now, an education in hangovers, man's worst enemy.
One star hangover: No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you. You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka redbulls. However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries.
Two star hangover: No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you hug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.
Three star hangover: Slight headache. Stomach feels crap. You are definitely a space cadet and not so productive. Anytime a girl or lad walks by you gag because her perfume/aftershave reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 am. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen doughnuts and a litre of coke watching daytime TV. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once.
Four star hangover: You have lost the will to live. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might spew. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but you smell of socks, and you can't hide the fact that you either missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving or it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgems (depending on your gender). Your teeth have their own individual sweaters. Your eyes look like one big vein and your hairstyle makes you look like a reject from the second-grade class picture circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one of the following - Home time, doughnut and somewhere to be alone, or a time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before. You scare small children in the street just by walking past them.
Five star hangover: You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is breathe......very gently.
Six star hangover: You arrive home and climb into bed. Sleep comes instantly, as you were fighting it all the way home in the taxi. You get about 2 hours sleep until the noises inside your head wake you up. You notice that your bed has been cleared for take off and is flying relentlessly around the room. No matter what you do you now, you're going to chuck. You stumble out of bed and now find that your room is in a yacht under full sail. After walking along the skirting boards on alternating walls knocking off all the pictures, you find the toilet. If you are lucky you will remember to lift the lid before you spontaneously explode and wake the whole house up with your impersonation of walrus mating calls. You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived. Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark. With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent. You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils projectile out your mouth on the last occasion. It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/He abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair. You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital. Work is not an option.

It's so true... Although when I'm hungover, I avoid food at all costs, because I know it will be coming right back up an hour after I ate it. Oh yeah, and uhh... I'm not married, nor do I have an office job.

While I definitely don't agree with whoever compiled this list of the 99 most desirable women of 2002, there are some definite hotties in there. Worth checkin out if you're bored, or a hornball or whatever.

Well I haven't plugged any sites for awhile, so I have a whole bunch of them to do right now... Anyway, check out temi's nethole, thesuburbanguerrillax - I'm diggin that guns section, Invector, Cocky Jeremy, CrazyAss13, pretender.net, motion rendered, World Wide Domination, Timesplit 2.0, Underground Radio, visuatrix, and Waste Of Space. Oh yeah, and halfhonk.com got a new layout a little while ago, and I forgot to plug the site... So check that out now!