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6.19(5:00PM):// Oddball News.
A US entrepreneur is making money selling his urine to people so they can pass company drug tests. Ken Curtis says: "It's liquid gold so I don't waste it." Ken doesn't drink, smoke or use drugs. He sells his urine to people all over the US, who have to take drug tests for work. Most major companies test some of their prospective employees and some test existing employees. [More] Paraplegic climber Peter Rieke reached the summit of Mount Rainier on Sunday under his own power, setting records the first paralyzed climber to achieve that goal. I guess they set up a wheelchair ramp up the side of the mountain...? [More] David Boies, the attorney who has represented the government in its antitrust case against the "evil" Microsoft Corporation, has signed on to defend online music firm Napster. [More] Convicted Unabomber Theodore Kaczynski has sold his half share of the small plot of land in Montana where he planned his deadly spree of bombings, turning over his rights to the 1.4 acre property outside the town of Lincoln to a pen pal for $7,500. [More] The Vatican said Monday it will unveil the details of the so-called third secret of Fatima next week. The gist of the secret was revealed last month during Pope John Paul II's pilgrimage to the shrine of Fatima in Portugal. But the Vatican has not yet issued an official document. [More] I have seen this "Help Walter Get Laid" website about 500 times now. People keep IM'ing me saying "yo j0hn check this shit out d00d Walterz a pimpsta mack daddy-o y0!", and I'm sick to death of hearing about it, so here. Here is your damned link, Walter. I bet you guys any amount of money that this is fake, either it isn't true at all, or the girls will change their minds once they find out he really did get one million hits.
Anyway, I'm sorta in trouble here so I'm supposed to be off of the computer today and tommorow.... Right, like that's gonna happen. What does this mean to you? Well, if you're lucky I might get a chance to do one more update today, and maybe one or two tommorow... Which is basically the same number of updates I do on any other day. So reading this paragraph was just a waste of one minute of your life. Well, I'm out for now, if you're bored, check this game out, or go check out some of Mizi's music.
6.19(1:05AM):// No Subject. I would do a big post for you, but I gotta take my Furby to camp. Think I'm too old for Furby's? That is when you realize that 95% of the things that I say in this page would fall under the category of sarcasm. Now go download some of Mizi's kick-ass music. This kid has talent!
6.18(10:50PM):// Napster Has Some Competition! There have been several programs recently released which attempted to take the Napster idea one step further, including CuteMX, Gnutella, and iMesh. They have all had their share of success, some more than others, and I personally have used every one of them at one point or another, mainly sticking with Napster. That is, until now. I just put Scour Media Agent to the test, and I feel that it has the potential to become more widely-used than Napster. With a simple, user-friendly interface, the ability to download any type of file (not just MP3's), and an enormous library of users, I would recommend that everyone who is reading this right now follows this link and downloads the program. It is still in beta, but I have yet to find any bugs, and am currently downloading the "Fight Club" DivX rip.
6.18(1:07PM):// Morning Wood. Last night when I called to take off of work, my boss hung up on me. He didn't tell me if I had to come in or not... Hmm. Here is an article that you probably won't ever need. A South African teacher is alleged to have challenged a pupil to a knife fight after he turned up late for school. The teacher, from Mqanduli, apparently produced the two knives from an arsenal he had confiscated from students. He allegedly gave one to his pupil, kept one for himself and challenged the boy to take him on. But the student refused and instead ran out of the classroom, reports South Africa's Independent newspaper. Other teachers stepped in to subdue the teacher who says he lost his cool when the boy refused to be disciplined for his tardiness. [More] A teacher at my old school challenged this kid I knew to a fight, and the kid ended up getting held back. I think that's retarted. Using technology developed by astronomers who wanted a better look at the stars, researcher David Williams has developed an optical system that dramatically improves the vision of people with even 20/20 eyesight. [More]
I am getting tired of scouring through all of the wierd-ass shit on the 'net just to find interesting content for this page. Well, tired of it for the time-being, anyway. Not that it is going to affect you at all, because no matter what I'm gonna keep updating this page, unless I go on vacation or become occupied with things that seem to be more important than this to me. Anyway, if you're still bored, and you're a guy, check this out.
6.18(12:59AM):// Headache! I got home from a party about 45 minutes ago, and despite the fact that being on the computer is the last thing that I want to do right now, I'm doin it anyway for my readers. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you, asshole. Smile, John loves you. Well, now I am content-less for the evening. So click on my words.
Links courtesy of your mom.
6.17(5:27PM):// Blorf. Sorry for the lack of updates, I had two friends come up and visit from Harrisburg, and it was alot of fun, although for multiple reasons I have not gotten much sleep at all for the past few days... I need caffeine! Hey, I wanna be on that show "Survivor". Eating dead rats and making igloos out of my own feces sounds cool. Anyone care to join me? I heard that the llama's on that island are delicious. A local pop music radio station promotion billed as an appearance by teen diva Britney Spears turned tragic Wednesday for an Endwell woman. Susan E. Santodonato, 37, the mother of three, died about 16 hours after collapsing Tuesday night as she and her family waited for a glimpse of Spears. [More] Claire McDonald, 15, of Devon, England, has been receiving e-mails for the past six months that she believed came from the Pentagon in the United States, One Network News reported last night. They include a document on New Zealand defence strategy for 2000-2001 which detailed - ironically - how the country handles its defence information. [More] George Stephens Finley, 58, from Ocale, Florida was upset that his wife's neutered male poodle-Yorkshire terrier repeatedly tried to engage in sexual activity with another family dog, a male Jack Russell. It was an honest mistake, right? [More] A recently conducted study conflicts with claims by the RIAA that Web sites providing free music hurt sales. The study, by Yankelovich Partners, found that 59% of users who listened to music on the Web later bought the CD. Take that Metallica![More] A Muslim with two wives, who had been trying for children for more than 20 years, has fathered quadruplets with one wife and the other is expecting twins. "He can't satisfy you with that little worm, but I can bust you out with my super-sperm!" [More] The state confirmed Thursday its first human case of plague in six years after a Washington County man became ill and was hospitalized earlier this month after finding dead rodents in his barn. [More] Giving a new twist to the phrase domestic violence, newlywed star couple Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie say their love is so intense that they nearly kill each other. The Oscar-winning stars, who got married in Las Vegas on May 5 after a whirlwind courtship, told US weekly magazine that they sometimes deny themselves sex because they fear something dangerous might happen. "You know when you love someone so much you can almost kill them? I nearly was killed last night, and it was the nicest thing anyone ever said to me," Jolie, 25, said in the magazine's upcoming issue. That fat pig? With Anglina Jolie? Have you ever seen U-Turn? God, some things are just not fair. [More] A man who volunteered to referee disputes over "hit points" and "damage" at weekly Pokemon contests apparently did some damage of his own. Police in the small northwest Iowa town arrested David Irwin, 27, and charged him with stealing the popular cards from players. What a loser! [More]
Well, I have a party to go to at 7:00, so I'm gonna start getting ready and stuff. Later.
6.16(1:02AM):// My New Service! Nick from Squid2k needed a banner, so he asked me. I made him swear to me that no matter what it was, he'd use it. We made an agreement, and about 30 minutes later, I made him this.
Also, check out im@gine*warez if you want some DivX movies. They got Road Trip, The Skulls, Fight Club, and The Matrix, with more coming.
6.15(7:11PM):// Don't Have Time To Do This! Hawaii has become the first state to use legislation to approve the possession and use of marijuana for medical purposes. While signing the bill into law on Wednesday, Gov. Ben Cayetano said it was one aspect of his effort to make Hawaii the health-care center of the Pacific. "I'm glad to see this bill before me," he said. "My own feeling is more states are going to come on." Hawaii is the eighth state to decriminalize the use of medical marijuana, but the previous seven states did so through ballot measures. [More] The Coca-Cola Co. has been saddled with a $1.5 billion racial discrimination lawsuit just as it reached a tentative settlement of a similar suit that dogged the world's largest soft-drink maker for more than a year. [More] A scoutmaster in the US has been accused of tying up three Boy Scouts and carving the letter T into their chests. Pennsylvania state police accused John Levendosky, 52, of hanging the boys from trees by their bound hands and carving the letter T into their chests with a knife, telling them it stood for "trust and training". [More] California, once home of the itsy-bitsy bikini, is losing the fight against flab with more than half of the state's adult population now classified as obese or overweight for the first time, according to a study released on Tuesday. [More] John Rocker is headed back to the majors. The controversial pitcher was called up by the Atlanta Braves on Tuesday night, apparently to replace Rudy Seanez on the roster after the reliever felt tightness in his right arm. [More] A boy using sign language while walking down a street with his deaf cousin was shot and wounded in Fort Worth by suspected gang members who may have thought his hand motions were rival gang signals. Henry Handy III, 16, was in fair condition at John Peter Smith Hospital in Fort Worth after being shot once in the chest Saturday night. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Now that's comedy! [More]
An angry gun owner in the US who couldn't get his washing machine to work threw it down a flight of stairs, put it up against the wall and shot it. Guy Boos of Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin, blasted the washer five times in a mafia-style "execution" that ended with a court appearance. [More]
6.14(8:59PM):// Yessiree, We Got A Problem. I don't really know why, but all of the files that were uploaded for me on this site are gone. It makes no sense at all. It's not like pirated movies and music which violate copyright laws are... Illegal... Are they? Aw no, my Mommies gonna be so dissapointed! Yeah, but this really does blow. Alot of people were coming here to download the Road Trip DivX that was uploaded, but now it's gone. I will be doing my best to get that back up, as well as many other movies for your viewing pleasure. I have movies, I have uploaders, I have uploaders who have movies, and I have space. Wait, cancel that last part, I don't have any space. But guess what I do have? Four little indian boys. Yep, I have them tied up and gagged in the corner, and I'm going to paint the walls with their innards, using a finely crafted double-action 9mm beretta handgun, generously provided by s8n.
To save these fragile, innocent lives, please click here to mail me. Maybe we can work something out. You give me server space, the children go back to India. And if I don't get any server space? Let's just say Manishankar isn't going to be a happy little Indian.
6.14(10:41PM):// Video Games & The Chipmunks? Video games and video game systems have become in many ways Thanks to Agent Double-0-1-800.
6.13(10:14PM):// Guest Appearance From MC Face! 
6.13(10:42AM):// Okay, That's It! I couldn't take it anymore, so I switched servers. I am now hosted by sock-o.com, in hopes that this server will stay up for a very long time. Anyway, this morning, I went to school at 7:30 AM, ready to take my English final, having studied for it last night and all. So I go to my English classroom, and it's empty. I checked my Final Exam schedule, and it turns out that my ENglish final is to be held on Wednesday... So I studied for the wrong final. I hurried to my Global Studies classroom, and had to take a test which I was totally unprepared for. Yes, I do believe I bombed that as well. So that's two down (and I do mean down) and one to go. Oh yeah, and Wednesday is my last day! So I'm happy, although this summer is going to be really boring for me, seeing as how I haven't met many people out here yet, and school was the best place for me to meet people.
I did a large update like 3 or 4 times, and everytime I would go to save it, something would screw up, and it would be gone. So, I'm a little worn out for now. Due to a lack of anything better to post...
6.12(10:24PM):// Okay. Okay, my computer keeps on freezing, I have now done two large updates, both which were erased when my computer decided to dick off and like masterbyte or something. It's always slacking off or something. Anyway, I have a bunch of full albums to post, and I am gonna try to get Fight Club uploaded, a few people have asked for it so I'm gonna try to pull some strings and see what I can do. Oh yeah, and Eminem is on the front page of MSN's homepage. It's Mini-Me!
6.12(10:59AM):// Road Trip: News. Okay, this sucks arsehole, my damn art teacher thinks I cheated on my final exam so I am like getting a zero on it. Yeah, so that blows dead camel, but I had like a 90-something in that class anyway, so it shouldn't pull me down too much.
Anyway, I found out why Road Trip wouldn't play for me, or anyone else. You need to download the [ SMR-Patch ] (file is mirrored here) as well as the DivX 311 Alpha Codecs. So give that a shot, and if you still need help with this shit, then get in touch with me and I'll see what I can do. For more DivX movies, check out this site. It has "The Bone Collector", "Pitch Black", "The Whole Nine Yards", "Magnolia", and "The Matrix", among others, so it's definitely worth checking out. Oh yeah, and one other thing. This song is awesome, thanks to Mizi for keeping me "in the know" with all the cool music, somehow I just can't seem to keep up with it on my own.
6.12(7:08AM):// Odigo. I did a little report on this cool little Odigo program a few days ago, the one that is comnpatible with both ICQ and AIM. Well, it's been released now, so check it out.
6.11(10:18PM):// Rantage. Dammit!!! I hate my current host! All of my damn updates keep dissapearing! No, I don't use Newspro, so don't IM me and try to start explaining something about HTML hackers and stuff, which I have been getting alot of over the past few days. Also... No, I will not post on your e/n site. So don't ask me. Not unless I am going to benefit from it in some way. I spend enough time slaving over this worn-out pile of HTML, and summer is here... I hate being at the computer when it is nice out! Wow, there are fireflies out, first time I have seen them since last year. I remember them typically not coming out until later in the year... Strange. Anyway, I have finals tommorow morning at 7:30, and I get out at 9:45. This also applies to Tuesday and Wednesday. And then, at 9:45 AM on Wednesday the eleventh of July, school will be officially out! Gives me a ralph-on just thinking about it. Guess what? Expect a bunch of surprises over the course of the next few days. By surprises, I mean some full CD's in MP3 format, maybe some genitally-stimulating movie clips, and more.
It blows ass to find out that one of your ex-girlfriends was a bisexual and you never even knew about it while you were dating her. It's just like... Imagine the possibilities! How can you live life with no regrets, knowing that you passed up some great opportunities? All you bi-chicks out there, send in pics, stories, whatever... I'd love to see or hear 'em! And I won't post anything without being granted permission, because I respect peoples privacy.... Well, at least when it comes to sexually-attractive bisexual females...
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