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Me and five of my friends from Harrisburg (Ryan, Kyle, Sean, Tom, and Dave) went to the X Games today. They went yesterday too, but I had to work so I couldn't go. The line was unbelievably long, so we sort of found our way around it and got in without waiting more than fifteen minutes or so - Some people actually waited 4 and 5 hours to get in. Yeah, people tend to get pretty hostile when they are waiting in line for hours and they see you slip right into the games without any wait at all. Anyway, we watched inline skating for a while, and then we found out that CKY was playing at 6, so we went to the stage where the bands play to get good seats. Jess Margera was standing around signing autographs and talking to people. We talked to him for a few minutes, he seems pretty damn cool. Anyway, when CKY played, they kicked ass. In between songs they were talking abou tthe Godsmack/Deftones tour that they recently dropped from. They said that the Deftones are cool, but Godsmack sucks, and that they didn't get along with them at all. Oh yeah, and the place reeked of weed, alot of kids were smoking, even though their was security everywhere. After CKY played five songs or so, it started raining pretty heavy, and they had to stop because their equipment would get wet if they kept playing. Overall I'd say it was pretty damn cool, I got autographs from CKY, and there were alot of hot girls there. One thing that sucks is that CKY is playing another concert about 10 minutes from here, and apparently a bunch of people from Jackass will be there (not just the band members), plus, another group that I like, Malevolent Creation. Yeah, that sucks.
This is so wrong... I want one! This thing is pretty cool... You upload your picture and then you can shoot at it. Here's mine. Ah, this is retarted. I'm going to bed. | |
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Alright, so there I was, in the car with two friends, driving in the middle of nowhere. I stood up for a second and had my head out the sunroof, but then I saw flashing lights, so I put my head in and sat down real quick. It turned out the flashing lights were from an ambulance... But we had passed a cop car as I was sitting down, which turned it's flashing lights on as well, and pulled us over. Well, now I have another citation, and a $94 fine, and so does the driver of the car. Damn, life sucks. | |
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I saw The Others last night - It was actually pretty good, but it's one of those movies that you can only see once, once you know what happens at the end, the entire movie would be incredibly boring to sit through a second time. Oh yeah - American Pie 2 was hilarious, possibly as good as the first one.
Who would have thought that some old cartoons, like "Looney Tunes", actually had material in them that was deemed innapropriate by Disney, and removed from the final cuts of the cartoons? This page is your guide to cuts and edits which have been rendered to the classic cartoons of Warner Brothers, MGM, Paramount, and other studios when broadcast on television. The racist stereotypes are probably the funniest. Anyway, I'm going down to Harrisburg for a day or two, and I'm gonna miss my train... | |
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Damn! I really wanted to buy this bangin' g-fresh rap CD, but the bidding was closed when I found it.
If that stupid "all your base are belong to us" stuff amused you... You should get a kick out of this page. That kind o-f stuff isn't really all that entertaining to me... If you want to see some real video game humor... Look at this!  Debbie Does Dallas - The Play! What is our would coming to? That mvoie wasn't even that good! "The Day My Bum Went Psycho" - Now banned from an annual campaign on helping children to read and write. Read about it here. Firearms & You - A public safety announcement from Hamsterstyle.com. Check out tim-only.com, because I told him I'd plug him. | |
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Over the past few days, I got a few new sections of the site up. Some of this stuff has been sitting on my hard drive for so long, and I've just been too lazy to put a section together for it. Anyway, I finally put all of my "fan pics" (well, the appropriate ones) into a section. Also, I threw together a section for my "freestyles" (no, it's not what you think). I also made a new image gallery, but it's something I wouldn't expect most of you to be interested in... Pictures of me. I just felt like doing it. Anyway, check 'em out: I have been working alot lately... For those of you who don't know, I work at "Dollar Tree", it's one of those stores where "everything in the store costs a dollar or less" - It's more or less the place where bigger stores send the crap that they don't want, and the damaged stuff. Most of the food is expired, opened, and half-eaten. In the words of a true Philadelphian, it's "ghetto", but I try to avoid that kind of slang. Na'mean? Niggaz be trippin, fuh realz. Anyway, I guess due to a lack of nothing better to write about, I will share some of my recent Dollar Tree experiences with you. Hmm... Some Indians came into the store today, and I guess that they thought you could only buy one thing at a time. They would walk around the store for a little, find an item, and then bring it up to the register and pay for it. Then they'd go walk around some more until they found something else, and then bring it up and pay for it. I guess they didn't realize that you are free to take a shopping basket and put your items in it. Maybe where you come from that type of behavior will get your hand chopped off, but this is the US. This really short gimpy guy came in the other day, he was probably in his mid-fourties, and he was buying whatever, and their happened to be a Marvin Gaye song on the radio. Not only did he stand at the register long enough to sing along most of the song, after it was over, he felt obligated to give me a lesson on the life of Marvin Gaye. He kept going on about how it was such a shame that the guy's father killed him because he was jealous of his fame. I tried to act interested, but the guy just kept going. Finally another customer came and the guy left. Two guys who were clearly homosexuals pranced into the store a few days ago. When they were at the register, they both had baskets full of stuff. I wasn't sure if they wanted me to ring it all up at once, or ring up each basket individually. I said, "Is this all together?" The guy thought for a second and then said, "Oh no, we're not together", followed by an extremely feminine giggle. The other guy slapped him on the shoulder and said something along the lines of, "Oh, you're so silly!" Why did I feel the need to type this up on my website? Well, I have never seen such stereotypical gays in real life before. They were flaming homosexuals, lisps and all, like the ones on TV. Okay, now I guess it's time for everybody to fire up their e-mail clients and mail me about how I'm a bigot and a homophobe. Ready... Set... Go! Oh, one more 'story', and then I'm done. Today I was giving a woman her change, and she was counting it, and all of a sudden this outrageous look spread across her face, like someone came up behind her and kicked her in the ass. Apparently I had given her a canadian nickel (or is it nickle?) by mistake, and she got all bitchy and said she wanted a REAL nickel. Well, I can only open the register when someone buys something... I told her this, and she said she'd wait until someone came up and bought something. Keep in mind, this was five cents. Usually I have a constant stream of customers, but for some reason no one came to the register for like five minutes. She got really mad, gave me this dirty look, and walked out. I don't really blame her though... If someone gave me a canadian nickel, I don't know if I'd be able to control myself... That's sarcasm, folks.
Here's something else you might be interested in. The DJ on the horrible radio station in my store was talking about Miss Cleo, and she said that she is being sued for false advertising. Apparently she promises like a free five-minute psychic I'm gonna go watch TV or something... Having no internet sucks. | |
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This game is alot of fun... Sorta reminds me of Virtua Cop. I don't understand how people with such pathetic HTML skills end up with great domain names. Take tricky.com for example. Some lady owns that site, and I bet recording artist Tricky would pay thousands for that domain. It baffles the mind! Well, not really, but, you know... Ever want to know how to turn a disposable camera into a tazer? Well, now's your chance - Check it out here. I think most of us have heard of, or experienced first-hand, road rage. But have you ever heard of road lust? Weed High School - But aren't they all? I guess this school just chose to be honest about what really goes on in the lives of their students. Oh man, that was gay... By the way, whoever designed that school's page should be curbed. Half of the stuff isn't spelled right, and the layout is horrible. Sorta trippy though...? I got bored working on my senior project... So I made the image below real quick in Photoshop. It's not good enough to actually use on the site, but I figured I'd put it in one of my posts so it wasn't a complete waste of time.  That's all for now. I dunno when I will be updating next but hopefully these two beautiful young boys will keep you busy in my absence. | |
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Good day fuckers. This is mizi from www.cyber-funk.net. Jiglet
asked me to update this page until he.. well, I'm not sure what's up
with him. I think his dad is taking him to Vatican so John can renew
his faith. As we all know, he's a corrupted little fucker. Until he
is back, you will have to deal with me. If any of you are wondering if www.cyber-funk.net will be back, it most likely wont. The main reason why is because I cannot find a decent host and because I seem to be enjoying life. Hell, sex makes everything better does it not? Anyway, here are some links to keep you busy; http://extremeelvis.com/ God help this fucker. This image will hunt you for the rest of your life. http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_012.html How To Hyptonize A CHICKEN. Speaking of chickens, why not visit www.chickenlegs.net ? http://www.fadetoblack.com/hallofshame/ Now this is a kick ass page. I never new how some celebs made complete fucking idiots out of themselfs. And now.. the Real Doll(s)  It looks mighty real does it not? It does cost rather
much but think of it this way. This.. "girl" can't complain, yell,
throw shit at you or anything else that your ex gf's might have
done. She will simply be in any position you want her to be and she
will not say NO to any kinky shit you might wanna do to
her.Of course, who can forget the ladies. Real Doll now has a MALE Doll.  Check it all out over @ www.realdoll.com Moving on.. Anyone seen Planet Of The Apes? Weird movie, but Estella Warren made it good. What's that? You don't know who she is? .. Die. Estella Warren Pictures http://www.no-skill.net/john/warren.jpg http://www.no-skill.net/john/warren2.jpg http://www.no-skill.net/john/warren3.jpg http://www.no-skill.net/john/warren4.jpg http://www.no-skill.net/john/warren5.jpg I'm out. mizi@cyber-funk.net Note: Jiglet can be found @ this forum -> http://www.chickenlegs.net/ubb/ Register and post. KTHX! | |
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hey
im keith adams, owner of a gay site called scooby snacks. i kidnapped john
because i was tired of how he ran this site. i always wondered what would
happen if i ran a site that got more than 10
hits a day (me
being 9 of them). well we'll see i guess. hey remeber when stile took a break from his site and that faggot took over for awhile? LMFAO! anyway this
is cool, this
is gay, and this
is just otay. john has probably linked
this before but this is the first time i ever seen it so fuck ya.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Muzeum Sexu w Amsteramie wzbudza duże zainteresowanie.
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I am going away today and won't be home 'til Sunday night. So don't bother coming here until Monday. Oh yeah, and the galleries will be back up soon too. I got a host for them, I just never got around to uploading them.
This site has a ton of working full version apps, so if you are looking for a program then check it out. Which Backstreet Boy is gay? Find out here - Finally, the truth has surfaced. This is the wierdest flash animation that I have ever seen. It's hilarious though. Speaking of flash, this is pretty funny too. Google.com has an image search engine, and so far, it looks pretty cool. It's still in beta, but click here to check it out. I can't believe Microsoft is actually trying to use sex to sell their products. That's just... Wierd. Here are some people who I promised I'd plug: The AV Club, Zebulon, , and The Wired Press. Alright, I'm leaving now, peace out honkies. | |
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DiVX 4.0 (Beta) is now available, so check it out here. All of you people mailing me asking for the epilot cheat... Don't bother. Epilot has killed the accounts of almost everyone that used the program, and apparently it doesn't work anymore, so... Don't waste your time. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. | |
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Oh yeah, that kid over at Blueprint found out that "crustfart" was really me... So he deleted my posts and all. Uhh... No reason to visit that site anymore! Guess what kiddos? It's time to post some reader mail! Yeah, I haven't posted any for awhile, so I might as well.
That mail was a little hard to understand, but from what I understood, it was pretty funny. Hmmm... Might as well post another.
You guys make me feel like a freakin' celebrity. I posted this because I wanted to address the question about taking my site down. Just so you all know, I plan on keeping this site up for a long time. I can even see myself continuing it through my college years... I guess we'll just have to wait and see. This is pretty interesting... It's about what content can make a movie PG-13 or R. This is one of the funniest things I have seen for awhile. Anyway, I'm goin to watch a movie. | |
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