I was just screwing around with some different colors and stuff, and after creating several different update formats, I think that I like the way that this looks the most, so I am going to keep it like this, unless people complain. Every update from now on will look like this, and I am just going to leave all of the old updates alone. Damn, if I owned a Dreamcast, this site would be like a paradise to me! |
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8.5(1:45PM):// The Secret Ingredient.
8.5(2:32AM):// After-Hours Update. ::Yawns:: . . . There is way too much wierd-ass stuff on the net... Don't you just love it? Where else can you find a project totally dedicated to convincing the public that the government inplants devices into randomly selected victims brains? Only here on the net. As far as I know, anyway. Whenever something out of the ordinary happens, it's on the net. Whenever something gay happens, it will be on the net. Shit, even the Racers 4 Christ have a website! I guess nobody is too cool for the net. This brings back some childhood memories... Big Brother contestants Andrew and Melanie have shared the first moment of passion since the experiment began three weeks ago as their lips met. The pair's brief encounter was the first proper kiss since 10 strangers were thrown together, but the chemistry has been building between the two of them. And Mel told Andrew that she did not want to stay in the purpose-built house if he is voted out by viewers of the Channel 4 show. She told her housemate, who along with Caroline is shortlisted for eviction: "I will go if you go. I couldn't stay somewhere where I don't trust anyone." The pair were together in one of the bedrooms and were tenderly stroking each other's faces and hair when they finally kissed. Viewers and followers of the experiment have seen the pair grow close, cuddling up as their relationship built. She told him tenderly, "We shouldn't do that", while Andrew replied: "I know but I want to." This eventually led to the first fully-televised rape scene on national television. [More] Mothers in Adelaide today failed in a bid to break the world record for the number of women breastfeeding their babies in public. But Breastfest 2000 host, Australian Democrats deputy leader Natasha Stott Despoja, said the fight to end discrimination against mothers who breastfed in public would continue. [More] Daniel Currow, a 22-year-old college student on summer vacation in New York, has used Napster for months. And, thanks to two federal appeals judges Friday granting Napster Inc. a stay, he plans to grab as many free online tunes as he can until at least September, when he heads back to the University of Colorado. But he's going to be a bit more careful about what he downloads onto his machine because "I've had trouble getting what I want out of Napster lately." A small but growing number of Napster users say they have downloaded songs and later discovered that they had been duped. The problem revolves around the way people name their MP3 music files. There is no standard way of naming an MP3 file, just like there is no set way to name a word document or spreadsheet. So it is impossible to distinguish, say, an actual Britney Spears song from an advertisement that is hidden in a what appears to be a music file. That's what Currow found out when he downloaded a file called "Oops!"--thinking it was the track "Oops! . . . I Did It Again" by Spears--off Napster and into his portable MP3 player. Currow was later surprised to discover that the song was actually a poorly recorded advertisement for a pornographic Web site. If this guy was downloading Britney Spear's MP3's, then I'm glad this is happening to him! [More] It's a report that could frighten even the most fearless thrill-seeker: In the past four years, the number of injuries at U.S. amusement parks has nearly doubled. [More] I should be getting to bed... But I will leave you all with a nice happy thought.
So amazingly beautiful... Good night.
8.4(4:45PM):// Surprise! Yes, that's right. I have a surprise for you! Late last night, I was contacted by a strange inmate from some high-security federal penitentiary, I forget the name. Anyway, he wanted me to allow his daughter to periodically e-mail me with her "writings", and then have me post them on my website, therefore exposing her to the public. I figured I might as well give it a shot, and see how things go. If I get feedback from people saying that they enjoy reading this girl's thoughts, I will continue to post what she has to say. If not, well then, "that's just the way the cookie crumbles." I'm not giving out this girl's e-mail adress, because Stile or someone similiar might come and steal this genius mind away from me. Anyway, here goes nothing...
hi all mi nombre es teresa i am espanol well not really. anyway; i am here to rite abot child mulesdashun. it isnt abad thig like see everyyone ses it is but its nOT! my dad is in jale rite now for it but he sas its not bad there they haf mashd potatoes and that si my favrit food so thats' good that he can eat them whenevr he wunts. anyway mi dad use to do stuf to me and at furst it hut relly bad but ehn he tol me i was his hunnybunsh en stuff and he videotapert me juping on the bed nakeed. i like jump on the bed but now mum gets the leweesvil sluggr when i doe it, and that huts she hit me so mANY TIMS WITH I!!!!!!!!!!T! The naybors calld the poelees but my mum sed i fell down the steps and then she hugd me. i waSB LEEDIG!!!!!! sO MUCH TOO! my dad has for more year of jailness time lefd and then he coms homE!!! i want to tlak about my favrit tv show but im not suposd to the i am suposeed to tlak abot mulesdashun dad sed to say it is good and but i dont even knwo waht it is so sohow am i suposd to write abnout ity,
Okay, that was all she sent me. I couldn't make much sense of it, but what do you expect from.... Well, I don't know what you'd call her. She is a very special child.
8.3(11:19PM):// Dysfunction. Dammit... I was just looking at my updates thast I have posted over the course of the past week or so, and I must have lost the post that I made when I got back from Harrisburg... Which sucks, because that was a big post too, and it had some funny stuff in it! I guess I will try to just re-post the man stuff in it. Anyway, when I was down in Harrisburg, we did alot of funny stuff. I was there from Monday through Friday, so that gave me plenty of time to see alot of my friends. I don't remember exactly what I did each day, but the first night, my friend Crystal stayed over at the house I was staying at. We bought a megaphone from Radio Shack, and I almost got kicked out of a bowling alley with it. Bowling sucks anyway... I only go because a bunch of people are, and its a fun place to cause trouble... Throwing balls down other peoples lanes, stuff like that. On Thursday, I got to see my friend Kristina, who I haven't seen in almost a year. See, I met her at the beach last year, right after I moved out here, and it turns out she lives about 20 minutes from where I used to live... Too bad I hadn't met her before I moved. I had the biggest crush on her after I met her, we hung out at the beach alot and stuff, but what sucks is that I didn't find out that she liked me alot too, that is, until after the trip was over. I know I must have liked her alot, because when I saw her again, I got that same old feeling again. Anyway, enough "mushy" stuff. Ryan, Eddie, Emily, Kristina and I went to the Carlisle Sports Emporium, and Kristina had some free pass things, so we could do anything we wanted for free, all we had to do was show the employees the pass. Anyway, we all played Laser-Tag twice... It was alot of fun. The first time, my nickname was "NuTSaQ". It was funny, because they have to read off the name of each individual player to assign them their Laser-Tag gear, and my name was the last. When the guy got to my name, he just said "I'm not reading this, whoever has this name knows who they are." It was funny, I was throwing stink bombs at the other players, and stuff, and everyone was like yelling "Okay, who took a shit in here!?" The second time, I signed up with the nickname "Ball Sweat", Eddie used "Jizz Master D", and Ryan used "Ball Kron". Well, when we entered the arena for the second game, the guy read off the names of all of the players on the first team, and then when he got to us, he juist like shook his head in disapproval, and didn't even read our names. When the game started, I looked at the screen, and they had changed our names to "Bsweat", "J Master D", and "Bkron". Anyway, I scanned the score sheets that they give you after the game... Here is the score sheet from when my nickname was "NuTSaQ", and here is the score sheet from when my name was "Ball Sweat". We also went on the Go-Karts, which was alot of fun. But I almost got kicked out because I kept slamming into the other cars. Okay, well that took long enough to type... Anyway, I guess now I will try to post some wierd shit, the way I would in any other normal update.
"If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh." "If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster." Okay, I knew there were a couple of Napster clones out there, maybe 5 or 6... But I didn't know that there were this many! Who the hell needs all of those?
Okay, I am just gonna throw a few plugs, and then I'm out. Check out Fat Bitch Online, Halfhonk.com, The Rap Dictionary, Narfum.org, Screw Your Brains Out, and De-Railed Online. (which I thought up the name for)
8.3(11:38AM):// Lots Of News. When providing you with the latest news, I rarely cover the Entertainment/Media category, so I figured I would post a little of that today. But before I post anything, I want everybody to check out Glimpse.org, because that site is 100 times better then this one, and the people who run the page are cool. Oh yeah, Hamster Style kicks ass, too. Now, about that news... Tragedy struck the set of The X-Files on Monday when a crew member was killed during preproduction of the hit Fox show. Jim Engh was fatally electrocuted when a scaffold he was on came into contact with a high-tension power line that sent 4,800 volts through the structure. Engh was pronounced dead at Century City Hospital in Los Angeles, and they cooked marshmallows on his roasting corpse until the ambulances arrived. [More] A California state appellate court today ordered Robert Downey Jr. to be released from prison because of an apparent "mathematical mix-up" by the judge when he was sentenced. He could be released as early as this afternoon. [More] After conquering television and film, Adam Sandler will soon be staking his claim in another medium: the Web. Variety reports that the comedian/actor and his producing partner, Jack Giarraputo, plan to unveil a comedy site called Shnorff.com, possibly within the next few weeks. The site will be launched in conjunction with the online entertainment company MediaTrip.com and film producer Joe Roth's Revolution Studios, according to Variety. [More] Jenna Lewis already has been voted off Survivor island, but she still might cash in big-time on her reality-TV exposure. Playboy magazine wants her to pose for a pictorial. [More] Master homemaker and home entertainer Martha Stewart has entered into an unlikely alliance with the irreverent Rhino Records, a company best known for reissuing and compiling obscure, often bizarre music. Martha Steward Living Omnimedia and Rhino Entertainment jointly announced in a press release Monday that they will collaborate on "a series of music and sound compilation albums for entertaining." [More] Okay, that's it for entertainment news... Now I will just post some of the usual type of wierd news stories that I always post. The world headquarters of a group called "Karate for Christ" is now located in a small Alabama town. Do I even need to say anything else? [More] Ontario's highest court ruled that prohibiting the possession of marijuana was unconstitutional. The Ontario Court of Appeal held the decision for a year to allow Canada to loosen its federal marijuana laws, but failing that, existing laws against the drug's use in the province of Ontario will be struck down. [More] An international team of monster hunters unveiled a giant trap Wednesday for catching a fabled serpent, reputed to be a cousin of Scotland's Loch Ness monster, in a lake in south Norway. "This is the first serpent trap of its kind in the world," Jan Sundberg, a Swede leading a team of 12 experts, told Reuters. The team comprises seven Swedes, three Norwegians, a Canadian and a Belgian. The 18-foot-long tube-shaped trap, comprising a metal frame with nylon netting, will be lowered into Seljord lake in south Norway. It will contain live whitefish for bait to catch an elusive beast known to locals as "Selma." [More] Two German lawyers have asked the country's family minister to put the Bible on its "not for children" list because it contains too much violence. [More] An African grey parrot who speaks Czech and whistles Beethoven's Fifth has upset his Californian neighbours by swearing. Bubba also wolf whistles and imitates his neighbours in South Pasadena. They complained to the parrot's owner, Jasmina Fischer, and now the Sheriff's Office and City Code enforcement officer has become involved. [More] Pattern publishers say many needlepoint fans, Napster-like, are cheating them by swapping designs on the Internet for free. But members of the sewing set say it's just friendly sharing. [More] The owners of a pig shed in New Zealand got more than they bargained for when they set it alight - igniting a cache of ammunition which had been buried under the shed without their knowledge. [More] The best thing to keep in the fridge if you want to stay cool this summer is your underwear, according to a new survey. The benefits of popping pants into the fridge are a stay-cool secret shared by around 8% of people in the UK, the survey reveals. [More] Hundreds of reptiles, rodents and creepy crawlies have been blocked from George W Bush's Republican Party convention - but none of them were politicians. Snakes, scorpions, tarantulas, rats and skunks, which had been loaded onto a bus bound for the convention, were intercepted by police in Philadelphia. They believe the creatures were to be released by anti-Bush protestors to disrupt the party's convention. Officers have arrested two men and towed the offending shipment to the city zoo. [More]
Okay, well I gotta go now, I have to work from 12 - 5, but for now, check out these wierd links: RPG Cliches, Random Classical Music, Billboard Crash, Heckle Depot, Gnutella.com, and Sorry, Wrong IM.
8.2(6:18PM):// Bleh. I'm not even supposed to be on here right now, I got grounded again... But I will be back on tommorow. I have been having alot of run-ins with my parents lately, because I have been really on-edge for the past week or so. By the way, I got most of my updates back, thanks to Edwin Starr. What's this...? Only thirty-one of you schmucks have voted in my poll? Come on! If you haven't voted already, please do it now, it only takes a second.
I can't believe that I almost forgot... Yesterday was Nay's birthday! Everyone pay her a visit, she sure as hell deserves it. Happy birthday Nay! She is too cute! I would have posted this message yesterday, but I honestly had no time to.
8.1(10:34AM):// Dammit, Not Again! Okay, this seriously blows... I just lost like everything that was on the page that usually goes right here. All of it! All I have is my update from last night. So I will just post that here for now. I am in a wierd-ass mood...
I have to work tonight until 11, plus my friend Ryan is here, so go eat some moose crap. Speaking of crap... The things that PETA stand for have got to be the biggest loads of shit I have ever heard! Apparently they aren't just against eating animals... They don't even think that kids should be allowed to look at baby chickens on Easter! They even have some "celebrity" endorsement, if you want to call him a celebrity, that is... Fred Schnieder, from the 80's wierdo-pop group "The B-52's", has spoken out against a Lobster Festival... What a fag! Read more about it here, or listen to the commercial that he made by clicking here. This PETA shit is just retarted! Listen to this! "It is impossible to live your life without causing some harm; we’ve all accidentally stepped on ants or breathed in gnats, but that doesn’t mean we should intentionally cause unnecessary harm. Just because you might accidentally hit someone with your car is no reason to run someone over on purpose." A little wierd if you ask me... They even have links to sites with names like Meat Stinks, Fur Is Dead, and Cows Are Cool. I'm sorry, but these are the kind of people I love to piss off. Sure, everyone has a right to free speech. They are allowed to speak out against "carnivores" like me, but in the same way, I am allowed to say whatever the hell I want to about them. I'll think of some more ways to offend them later on, not that anything I am saying is offending anyone anyway, since I doubt anyone really reads this shit, but for now I really gotta get to work.
7.25(11:07PM):// Free CD-R. I wasn't gonna update anymore, at least not today, I am tired as hell, but I just thought some of my readers would be interested in this link, which leads to a form that, if filled out, will allow you to recieve a free CD-R in the mail. No, not a CD-Burner, just a blank CD. But that's pretty cool, I'm going to order a whole bunch after I type this. Once again, click here to order your free CD(s).
7.25(2:13PM):// Footnote. Shit, sorry 'bout the lack of updates yesterday and whenever lately... Life has been kinda... Wierd for me lately, I dunno. I am down at a friends house right now in Harrisburg, and I am on like a tiny laptop, the keys are small so it is hard to type this. I found this over at Nexuscore... It is Insane Clown Posse's newest 'dis against Eminem... Even though Eminem is my favorite rap artist, I still find this to be amusing. The beginning is hilarious... Check it out, once again, you can download the file by clicking here. I might update later, for now I'm gonna go enjoy myself while I still can.
7.24(3:43PM):// Knuckle Sack. Before I get to the actual update, I'd like to point out a few sites that are definitely worth your time. Lets see... Ladies before gentlemen, so first, check out "*Em Cam*", "Brittycam", "Cheapgrrl", and "Michelle's Kiss". And now for the guys... They're just as worthy, the only difference is that the girls are hot... Check out "Bizzo's & Marshmallows", Nexuscore, Cheap Movies, Heavy.com", and Half Honk.com. Check 'em out if you'd like. Have you taken the masturbation poll yet? The results so far are especially interesting, they indicate that over 70 percent of American females get rid of tension by- Wait a minute, this poll doesn't even work! Dammit, nevermind. "Perfectly situated for views over Walpole Landfill Refuse Site and the neighbouring A38, National Grid Company Plc's ZG 32 crackles with excitement at the onset of heavy rain at Dunball, Somerset." What is that? It's only a brief description of the current "Pylon Of The Month"... And if this baby doesn't excite the hell outta you, then I honestly don't know what will... When was the last time your lipstick gave you a buzz? Probably never. But if you're interested in combining your breakfast diet with your beauty routine, look no further than Hard Candy's new lipstick. The hipster cosmetics line — known for its pastel nail polish with names like "Trailer Trash" and "Jailbait" — has added a new trick to their makeup bag: the lipstick is caffeinated. [More] At the MacWorld Expo today, Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, unveiled the new dMac and vMac to satisfy the needs of Mac "lovers" everywhere. "Yet again, Apple is breaking new ground in personal computer design," said Jobs, "For so long people have come up to me and said, 'Steve, when are you going to make a Mac that I can have sex with.' That time is now." In addition to the dMac and vMac, Jobs also announced that Apple will be releasing the biMac. The vMac, based on female anatomy, comes with "iHole" technology while the dMac (pictured) comes equipped with "iPole" technology. The biMac, also known as the "Pole and Hole" by Apple engineers, combines both technologies. [More] Vanilla-scented patches could be the solution to chocolate-lovers' cravings - scientists have found that by wearing the patch, chocolate intake is cut in half. In trials, they found people's cravings for sweet food and drink were reduced when they wore the patches on their wrists - and this led to weight loss. [More] The Japanese government claims the people of Okinawa live longer than the residents of any other city in the world, thanks to their diet of stir-fried Spam. [More] The Recording Industry Association of America has sued Napster, claiming the music-sharing network encourages copyright infringement by allowing people to swap songs for free. The RIAA also says Napster use harms the industry by slowing CD sales. However, the Jupiter study refutes those charges, saying instead that people who use services such as Napster are 45 percent more likely to have increased their music buying than non-users. [More] Father Christmas may have to brighten his image and upgrade his gift selection to survive in the third millennium, Santas said at their annual Congress on Monday. Some 120 Santa Clauses from around the world met in full regalia at a Copenhagen funfair to discuss their future in a computerized, IT-focused 21st century. They dismissed all talk of being an endangered species in the Internet Age. [More] A California winery worker was found dead after apparently slipping into a gigantic stainless steel vat of red wine. San Joaquin County Deputy Coroner Al Ortiz said the body of Mario Flores, 31, was found on Wednesday at the Bear Creek Winery near Lodi. [More] Burglars staged a daring heist of an automated teller machine in this Caribbean U.S. territory but the bulky take was no cash cow for the suspects. The thieves drove a stolen pick-up truck through the locked, double glass doors of a store on Wednesday and made off with the 5-foot-tall, 300-pound machine, the Caribbean News Agency reported. [More] A 30-year-old German man plunged to his death when he was flipped off a rollercoaster ride in the eastern town of Chemnitz. [More]
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