Sorry I didn't update yesterday, I wasn't really allowed to be on the computer. I'm not supposed to be on today either, but umm... Yeah. Anyway, I'm sure alot of you are familiar with a site known as Badlands... Well, I have a shocking secret to reveal to all of you. Bad, designer of the site, stole the idea. Originally, Surge (from EOS Industries) and I had a wonderul site known as "Not-Good Lands". But big ol' Bad came along and spolied all of our fun. We had a great website evaluation/rating system known as Testi-star, using testicles to rate the site... Well, Bad took that idea from us as well, creating what is now known as Ratestar. In his spare time, Bad enjoys creating fake aliases under which he criticizes others, long walks on the beach, and anal sex with chickens. Be sure to check out the original site, Not-Good Lands. And let Bad know that we're onto him. Everyone check out Slapnuts. The guy who runs it is really cool, and he makes some nice flash. I had a dentist appointment this morning, and afterwards I went shopping for school clothes. Well, I was done checking out and everything, and my momw as taking too long in the store, so I turned my Glassjaw CD on really loud and sat on the top of the car (minivan). My mom was kind of pissed when she came out because I had the stereo the entire way up, plus I was laying on the top of the car... |
Sorry I didn't do any updates earlier today, I have been wroking on finding images for another gallery. A number of people seemed to like the "Raver Sluts" gallery, so I decided to do another one. Except this time, it's not raver sluts... It's just your everyday girls, minus the ugly ones. These are pictures found in various places on the web, from personal ads, peoples websites, etc. I'm sure people will enjoy this, but it is a pain in the ass finding all of the images... This one will have more then twice as many as the raver gallery had, and hopefully it will be worth all of the effort I am putting into it. My drunk-ass nieghbor got arrested today. It was pretty funny to watch. Okay... Everyone remember Teresa? Well, she submitted another... Umm, 'story' (I guess you could call it that). So here it is. I apologize for this in advance. hi every1 this is my 2econd one this one is abot the egg we got for eestir. i thot it was a choclat eg BUT IT WAST!!!!!!1 WE KEPT IT IN THE FRIJ FOUR LIK 3DAYS AND THEN A CHICKLET CAM OT BUT WE DIDT FIND IT IT TIME SO IT DIED. my mom tide it on a rope and i use it like a yoyo eksept its prettir. I didn't understand one word of that. Anyway, sometimes you will see photo shoots of girls that seem to have a theme to them. Girl's in uniform, cowboy girls, girls on motorcycles, girls at the beach, you know what I'm talking about. For the most part, those are fine. But I never thought I would see anything like this... 
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Since I'm such a nice guy... I'm gonna help a fellow webmaster out by letting you all know that phukk.net will be returning on September 16th, and a contest will begin soon after, the prize being a $90 webcam... Pretty nice, eh? Looks like everyone loves me over at the Smooth Steel Sixty topsites... Well, how can you not love me, just look at the image I posted for my site! I am pretty damn sure that this comic strip is hilarious. But I'm not positive. Someone help me out here, it's definitely quesionable... |
I truly am convinced that there is no light at the end of this tunnel called life. Not for me, anyway. Some people seem to look at me and find so much potential, but I sure as hell don't see it, but then again, I never was much of an optimist. So school starts in a few days... And I can predict exactly how things will be. Just like last year, everything becomes so routine that it might as well be set in stone. Wake up, go to school, come home, go online, eat dinner, go to bed. That's all there is to it. Sure, occasionally I get to go down to Harrisburg and see my friends... But those visits are the high points of my life. I shouldn't have to take a two-hour train ride to have fun. And it's not like I don't know how to make friends here, I'm not anti-social, I'm far from it. It just hasn't *happened* yet. I haven't ran into anyone who I would actually enjoy chilling with on weekends and stuff. I don't think I'm a picky person as far as friends go, but the vast majority of the kids out here seem to be convinced that they are hard-ass thugs. Maybe that is a slight exaggeration, but regardless of what the reason may be, I still remain, for the most part, alone. And I am reaching the prime of my teenage years... Soon I will be seventeen years old, this is when kids my age are out having the times of there lives, building the stories that they will repeatedly mentally revisit when they are too old to be going to parties. Okay, if that didn't quite make sense, what I am trying to say is that at this age I should know who all of my friends are, and I should be out having fun. Instead, I spend the majority of my time on the computer... Talking to people who *were* my friends... Until I had to move here. I wouldn't say that it is the definition of pathetic, but it sure does suck. Whenever I think about it, I get totally bummed out... Which usually leads to me writing something like this on my website. I would assume that most have you have stopped reading this by now, or have skipped over the entire post once you realized it wasn't written to entertain you... But this is how I vent. After a few minutes of typing like this, I usually end up losing my train of thought, and... What was I talking about again? |
She is so beautiful... But why can't she smile? =( A gunman believed to be a graduate student killed a professor of English and himself on the first day of fall classes at the University of Arkansas on Monday. Yeah, school is back in session, so that means we have to get used to turning on the news every afternoon and hearing about what a kid does when he can't take it anymore... [More] A man who was convicted last week of killing two children when he intentionally plowed his car through a preschool playground last year will plead insanity as his defense. Insanity? I would plead boredom! [More] |
Okay, I just got home from Harrisburg a few hours ago... I had a pretty good time, on Saturday we went to Six Flags, but almost all of the best rides were shut down. This was due to the fact that most of the people who work there are college students, and they all left to go back to college, so there weren't many employees to run all of the rides. One of the rollercoasters we went on, Superman, was awesome. The wait was almost an hour long though. In line, some wierd-ass kid was with these two girls, and he kept like poking their backs, and they kept telling him to stop and stuff. It was funny, like every three seconds, his face would twitch, I think his nose was posessed or something. Anyway, he was poking their backs for like half an hour, and me and Ryan started to think it was pretty funny, so I reached up and started tapping his back, and he turned around and looked at me wierd. About five muntes later, I did the same thing again. I did this about five times, and then we finally got to the front of the line. After we got off, we were walking down the exit ramp, and I saw the kid again, so I ran up to him and started poking his back, and he turned around and looked at me and said "Dude, you got a major problem!" We thought it was pretty damn funny, but I guess you just had to be there. On the way home from the park, we went to Hooters for dinner, and I got my picture taken with the hottest waitress in the whole restaurant. Then when we got home, we went to go see "The Art Of War", which I thought was pretty cool, plus we got into the movie for free, which I haven't done for awhile. Anyway, that was probably the last fun thing I will do until school starts. Why? Because nothing fun ever happens to me here, only when I am down there. By the way, most people have to go back to school tommorow or Tuesday, but I don't start until September 7th! I'd rather start sooner though... It is always hard trying to find a girl that is right for you. I bet there are alot of ugly girls out there who have the perfect personality, a great sense of humor, and more... But they will never be 'discovered', or given a chance... Why? Because, they're gross! A girls looks is what attracts a guy to her... And as he talks to her, he grows to know more about her personality, what's inside. Okay, so you finally find a girl that is half-decent looking that you have a chance with, and you get to know her a little... You start to 'fool around' with her, only to find, in horror, that she has organs that are not supposed to be there!! Okay, this has never happened to me personally, thank God, but I thought it would be something amusing to post. The poetry post that I made last night was retarted... I'll admit it, I haven't made a post that shitty for awhile, at least not that I am aware of. But I don't hate poetry - there have been poems that have appealed to me, an example being "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe. No, don't take this the wrong way, I'm not the kind of person who sits around and reads/writes poetry... If it hadn't been for English classes, I doubt I would have ever heard that poem. If you sexually excited by images like these, you just might have some problems. Seek help, before it's too late. Okay, okay, I know you all want to know how to make beer pancakes, or "beercakes". Now is your chance. Ingredients Needed: 2 cups Bisquick 2 Tbls. sugar 1/2 tsp.cinnamon dash of nutmeg 5 beaten eggs 1/2 cup beer 2 Tbls. oil In large mixing bowl, stir together the bisquick, sugar, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Stir together the eggs, beer and oil. Add the dry ingredients, stirring just until moistened. Add a little extra beer if thinner pancakes are desired. Fry the pancakes on a griddle or frying pan, and you're all set, you wierdo. |
Hymn To The Earth - By Mercurius Blue marble in the solar sea, Father Earth abides in me, I am no more than His sweet child And I must sojurn here awhile. Blue marble with a lunar crown, Mother Earth turns to the dawn, I sail across her starlit brine And dream the dreams She plants in time. Lord and Lady of the Quest, Nuture hope in every breast, Comfort those who suffer grief And visit us in joy and peace. Blue marble in our pantheon, Planet of the human heart, All my life is night and day, Born to dance in Natures' sway. Do what is best, no harm begat That injures Goddess or the God, Choose freely from the many paths And honor Earth with works of praise. Blue marble in the solar sea, Father Earth abides in me, Blue marble with a lunar crown, Mother Earth turns to the dawn! This is the part where I reflect on the poetry, and explain how deeply it touched me. Well, sorry, but that poem just sucked! It made no sense, and if you actually read it, then... Well, then you're probably a girl. |
 We hung out with a bunch of chicks tonight... We were basically forced to go and see "Bring It On", which wasn't as shitty as I had thought it would be. Why not? Well, for starters, Eliza Dushku was one of the main characters... Oh man, the things I would do to her... Also, Antoine, from the UCB was in the movie. |
Do all women cheat? Damn, most of 'em do. But now, if you're the paranoid type, you can be sure... With semen test. Be sure to check out Art Loinz and the Wet Dixxx... Make sure to check out the megahit song "Poopshoot". Phonebashing.com: Why? Because what could be better than a bunch of European guys who dress up in cell phone suits, steal peoples phones, smash them, and then run away? This morning, I was taking a piss all over Eddies floor, when I noticed something scurrying around from the corner of my eye. I turned around just in time to catch a glimpse of my newest friend: Garfunkal. Yes, his name is Garfunkal, and he is a little grey mouse. Anyone who fucks with Garfunkal has to get through me first. We are freinds 'til the end. We stay up all night, every night, telling each other stories about Vietnam and The Industrial Revolution. God I love Garfunkal. Does he even exist? Maybe we'll never know. Anyway, tommorow I am going to 6 Flags with Eddie and Rizza-Ryan. I'll be sure to take a bunch of pictures. What the hell is this? Wow... Clonaid is ready to clone a baby... Read more about this shit here. A former sheriff's deputy acquitted in 1998 of molesting a teen-age boy was charged Thursday with sexually assaulting another youth. Never trust a fat, horny police officer with your kid... Wait, never trust a cop with your kid... Just to be safe, never trust a cop, period. [More] A German tourist did the one thing she thought would get her a ride on Interstate 85. The woman hitchhiker was standing at exit 13 in Gaston County, carrying a coat, a change of clothes, a passport and nothing else. At least eight motorists chose to call 9-1-1 instead of stopping to give help. [More] Cynthia Atkinson thinks she found something extra on her Taco Bell chalupa two weeks ago. It wasn´t extra cheese or unwanted sour cream. Atkinson, of Lawrence, said it looked like blood. [More] Scientists in Australia are using DNA from the extinct Tasmanian Tiger to try to bring the species back from the dead. The Tasmanian Tiger - a striped marsupial wolf - died out in 1936. [More] A high school student tried to put out the Sydney Olympic Games torch with a fire extinguisher on Thursday as it passed through the northern New South Wales town of Maclean. [More] A village in northern Italy is preparing to host the nation's first national mosquito-killing competition. The national championship in Valle Lomellina, 50 miles south of Milan, has attracted 25 entrants who have to kill as many mosquitoes as possible in five minutes. [More] Thieves have stolen the skull of a 14th century Spanish pope from a ruined palace in a remote town in Spain -- and are now reported to be demanding a ransom. [More] Andy Mitchell, MD of AltaVista in the UK and Ireland, has finally confessed that AltaVista's much-hyped unmetered Net access service does not exist. The revelation that AltaVista consistently and deliberately lied to Net users in Britain is nothing short of a scandal. AltaVista's actions have done immense damage to the British Net industry and dented public confidence. [More] A toy virginity-tester was removed from the shelves of Greek shops Monday after the government banned it out of concern for its psychological effect on children. [More] Boys Town, the 83-year-old refuge for wayward American boys made famous in a 1938 film of the same name, has gone coed, announcing that it has changed its name to Girls and Boys Town. "She ain't heavy God, she's my sister..." [More] Owners of scores of adult Web sites have been charged with billing thousands of Web users for supposedly free services, and billing other consumers who have never visited the Web sites at all, the Federal Trade Commission announced Wednesday. [More] Columbine High School principal Frank DeAngelis told a state panel Thursday that it is a "myth" that a so-called jock culture prone to bullying may have prompted the deadly rampage by Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold last year. Well... That's about the biggest load of BS that I've ever heard. [More] Forgive Larry Fernandes if his newest pet goes it alone. The commercial fisherman recently hauled a rare blue lobster out of the Long Island Sound, the second one he's harvested in the past 10 years. His first such find had it made for a while. Fernandes built a special tank for it, fed it a regal diet of protein-rich minnows and then introduced a second lobster for company. The problem: Lobsters are cannibals. His rare catch became the tankmate's blue-plate special. [More] A woman protesting to a top Russian minister over the death of her son in the Kursk tragedy was apparently forcibly injected with a sedative, television pictures have shown. [More] While the music industry sweats bullets over the threat from file-sharing programs like Napster, Freenet and Gnutella, the folks over in adult entertainment are greeting the juggernaut with a good deal less concern. In fact, with something approaching ... elation? "It could be a major benefit for us," says David Schlesinger, VP for Internet marketing at Vivid Video, a leading maker of pornographic videos. "If surfers find a snippet from a movie, it might entice them into buying the whole tape. We can actually turn these shared files into mini-infomercials." [More] Nintendo Co. on Thursday became the last of Japan's big game machine makers to enter the competitive market for next-generation consoles by revealing it would start selling Gamecube in Japan next July. The company also unveiled its new 32-bit hand-held Gameboy Advance, which analysts said would maintain Nintendo's dominance in that market but which will hit the market later than they and software makers had expected. Both systems are said to be internet-capable. [More] |
Typically, I wouldn't waste my time making posts about Stile, but this is somewhat interesting... The Bla-Bla Network has 'dumped' Stile, he is no longer an affiliate. They refuse to pay him, they canceled the contract, and he is filing a class-action lawsuit against them. This is all going on as I type this. His site can now be found at http://63.167.131.129, and I would assume that he will have his domain redirecting to the site soon enough. You can read more about what is going on here. Additionally, if you wish to support Stile in his fight against Bla-Bla, you can place the button below on your site.  Also, I just recieved a chat log pertaining to what is going on. stile - you know freaksho - justin from allidiots.com Jacquie - electronicwhore.com set - some dork adrenod - "chris" stile: i'm thinking of donating all the money i win to charity freaksho: they owe me a few grand. Jacquie: that would be sweet Set-: that'd be cool. stile: that would make me really look good stile: heh Deflux: heh :) Set-: Yes it would, just a smidge :> Jacquie: Donate it to cancer society freaksho: but anyway. sleep and other stuff now Jacquie: I may be there soon *** freaksho has left #ewhores stile: the pornographer with a heart Jacquie: Make a wish foundation. I may need that AdrenOD: What part of the contract did they neglect? stile: the part where they dont pay me and terminate my contract without notice :-) AdrenOD: stile: I see. That's a pretty important part ;D |
I'm going down to Harrisburg [again] to visit my friends, and I'll be back on Sunday.  |
With deer-hunting season fast approaching, car dealer Greg "Lumpy" Lambert took a shot in the dark with a new promotion: a gun voucher with every auto sale and a water pistol for every child. [More] Anne Heche was hospitalized after knocking on the front door of a rural California home and making strange statements to its residents. The 31-year-old actress, who appeared shaken and confused when she wandered up to the home Saturday, was taken to University Medical Center, said Lt. Merrill Wright of the Fresno County Sheriff's Office. [More] A hog who became a local hero for his love of soft drinks has disappeared - and his US owner believes he was lured away by the promise of Pepsi. Snoot, a 700-pound beast from Jesup in Atlanta, became famous when a reporter covering a fishing tournament spotted him drinking from a can of pop. Owner Pat Brantley, who says he has been missing since May, suspects someone used Pepsi to tempt him out of her yard. [More] A man who dialed a wrong number spoke to the four year-old daughter of a woman who had collapsed in her home - and helped save the woman's life. Carl Harrison rang Karen Tuke's number by mistake and spoke to her daughter Emily, who expalined her diabetic mother had collapsed. [More] The Australian Government is under mounting pressure to water down draconian new security laws that would give the military the right to shoot civilians on sight during the Olympic Games next month. [More] |
Since my parents think I'm not 'mature' enough to drive a car yet, I am forced to utilize the wonders of public transportation when I want to get around. Anyway, yesterday the 'trolley' driver missed my stop... "Ummm... That was my stop..." "Well I asked if you were gettin off there and you just stood there with your mouth open like this!" "Oh, like this?" [exaggerated facial expression] "Or was it more like this?" [makes several faces] The driver looked at me and just shook his head. "Okay, lemme off at this stop, it's the closest I am gonna get to my house." Driver doesn't say anything. "Hey, you gonna pass this stop too? Maybe you could screw me over even more?" "You know what? Keep runnin' your damn mouth, and I will!" "Yeah, and then you'll lose your job moron, there are other people waiting to get off here too!" When I got off, I flicked him off and yelled "Fucking moron." People like that really piss me off. I have had problems with SEPTA employees before, but this one was the biggest cock I have run into as of yet.
Oh yeah, this morning around noon I had to go get my physical exam. Well, as most of you know, when guys wake up in the morning, they have a little (wait, no, not little) thing called "morning wood". I had woken up like 10 minutes before I had to go to the appointment, so I was still... In that condition... Which was kind of emberassing when the nurse had to check me down there, but it was an old lady, so whatever. Just thought I'd share.
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Sorry that I didn't make any posts yesterday, I was out all day. Somehow because of his job, my father always gets VIP passes to all kinds of stuff, and we went to a Philadelphia Eagles "Carnival" at the Vet Stadium yesterday. It was pretty cool, I met a bunch of players, there were a ton of hot girls there, and I got my picture taken with like 5 or 6 different Eagles Cheerleaders, which I will scan when they are developed. Wow, look at all of these CGI scripts... The Deftones, Cypress Hill, and System Of A Down are among the artists who will pump away in the background while gamers get their skates on with THQ's latest offering. When "MTV Sports: Skateboarding Featuring Andy Macdonald" hits stores this fall, users will be able to listen to the aforementioned bands, as well as Pennywise, Snapcase, Goldfinger, No Use For A Name, OPM, Flashpoint, and the Pilfers, while working through indoor and outdoor parks, buildings, streets, schools, and other settings. While the Deftones and company play on, gamers will be able to choose from among 30 different skaters (including Macdonald, Colin McKay, Danny Way, Rick Howard, Stevie Williams, and Alan Petersen) and work them through events and competitions on 40 different levels. PlayStation, Sega Dreamcast, Game Boy Color, and PC versions of the game are expected to arrive this fall. Once the game hits the market, it will face stiff competition from "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2," which boasts music from Rage Against The Machine, Papa Roach, Bad Religion, Powerman 5000, and others. |
Note that before you upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 7.8 to MARRIED 1.0 you have to be sure that the new software is compatible and without bugs! Here follows the story of a friend who did the upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 7.8 to MARRIED 1.0: After the upgrade he noticed that the new software needs very high system requirements and that there was almost no room left for other software. To his big suprise the new software created 2 sub-programs: CHILDREN 1.1 and CHILDREN 1.2, very expensive and annoying sub-programs especially the first year, and in no way removable from the system. Of course there was no warning about this on the MARRIED 1.0 box or in the read.me.file. Other MARRIED 1.0 users tried to warn him but he wouldn't listen to those warnings. Another annoying thing about MARRIED 1.0: the program starts up automatically and can't be shut down without any damages to the system, it also traces everything the system does. Many programs are not compatible with MARRIED 1.0, these programs include: - BEERDRINKING 7.4 - FOOTBALL 4.3 - BARVISIT 6.0 and many more Sometimes after 10 retries those useful programs are allowed by MARRIED 1.0 to start up, but only for a while and not for to long. Note that these allowances are very unusual. With the installation of MARRIED 1.0 you have absolutely no control over the system. Plugins like MOTHER-IN-LAW 1.0 and BROTHER-IN-LAW beta will be installed without any controls over those plugins. Also note that the MARRIED 1.0 will change every day and once a month it's completely unusable or at least not working properly. Suggestions to improve MARRIED 1.0 are sent tho the author of the software. Here are a few of the improvements needed for MARRIED 1.0: - A "Do not warn me again" option - A "Minimize" key to place the program to the background - A "Ignore" key - A "Uninstall" key to remove the program without the "DIVORCE ERRORS" - A "Restore" option to reactivate the sexual routines you had with GIRLFRIEND 7.8 which got lost with the upgrade to MARRIED 1.0 Caution: MARRIED 1.0 contains a bug that we didn't tell you about: If you ever install LOVER 1.1 on your system before you remove MARRIED 1.0, the program MS Money will be removed before MARRIED 1.0 will delete herself. If you don't want to acitvate this bug we suggest you install LOVER 1.1 on a complete different system then MARRIED 1.0, also never make any connections between those 2 systems, if MARRIED 1.0 becomes aware of your installation of LOVER 1.1 the bug will be activated right away! For me it's clear, I keep my GIRLFRIEND 7.8 on my system and I will not upgrade to MARRIED 1.0. Instead of that I installed a virusscan to keep ahead of problems. I only noticed one problem with this, I can't install GIRLFRIEND 7.9 without removing GIRLFRIEND 7.8 When I removed GIRLFRIEND 7.7 and replaced it with GIRLFRIEND 7.8 I had little problems with forgotten files like LOST-UNDERWEAR.DLL. So if you ever want to do the upgrade, don't complain that we didn't warn you! |
I have been doing alot of napsterbating lately. Is this wrong? This song kicks ass. I guess PMS can get you pretty far in the music industry... |
I just went out to check the mail, and we recieved one of those postcards with the "have you seen me" things on it, with pictures of missing children. Usually I wouldn't think twice about this, I'd just toss it aside on go right on to the next piece of mail, but this particular postcard humored me. No, I'm not a horrible person who laughs about two year old boys being kidnapped, ass-raped, and thrown off of the side of a bridge. (Although that is kinda funny...) The reason this particular piece of mail was funny to me was because there was a 43-year-old man on it! Usually it is kids ranging from 5-20 years old, but a full-grown adult? Now that I look at it closer, it looks like he is the boy's father... But now that I've scanned it, I might as well still post it.  This site is awesome... It's a great Norm MacDonald resource, and Norm is a God. People always take screen-shots of their desktops, and post them on their websites... Well, I've seen a bunch of people doing that. So I figured "Hey, why not?" Click here to view my desktop. |
I haven't posted any MP3's for quite some time now, so I figured I would take care of that. The following are the majority of the songs that have been stuck in my head lately. If you are a complete moron, then you wouldn't be aware of the fact that Winamp is required in order to listen to MP3 files. :: Arkarna - House On Fire :: Big Pun - 100 Percent :: BT - Never Gonna Come Back Down :: Bush - Mouth (Remix) :: Feeder - High :: Nelly - Ride Wit Me :: NOFX - The Decline * :: OPM - Heaven Is A Halfpipe :: Sting - Desert Rose * :: The Suicide Machines - I Never Promised You A Rose Garden :: Westside Connection - The Gangsta, The Killa & The Dope Dealer * - You might wanna think twice before downloading this song if you are on a dial-up connection. It is an awesome song, but it is 18 minutes long, and 25.1 MB in size. Get it anyway. * - Sting? Yeah, Sting. It's actually a really cool song too. If you don't like it, then don't download it. Well, my sister is leaving for college this morning, so I have to help her take all of her shit out to the car. |
I finally got the raver sluts gallery up. I will add more images to it periodically. That took me alot longer to throw together then it should have, so I don't have time for anymore updates tonight. |