I uploaded all of the raver slut images, but I can't get my damn thumbnail program to work! (au2thumbs) Wow, 60 people kissed my ass... Last time I checked anyway. I got in touch with the guy who runs gbook.nu, and my guestbook should be back up and running by tonight. Oh yeah, look, Eminem has been born again. That isn't even funny at all, but check it out if you want to. I have to work tonight... I hate working. I barely even get paid, like I can't remember the last time I got a paycheck, seriously... Well, it's better then the last place I worked. I was a busboy, at least that's what they liked to call it. I worked in a crappy restaurant located in New Cumberland, it was called "Airport One". They used to make me sit on a milk crate in the back of the kitchen and peel potatoes all day. No one in the kitchen could speak English, and the one chinese dude wore the exact same shirt every single day. It said "Best Buns In Town". Man, I have some hilarious stories from when I used to work there. One time, I was wiping off a table, and my elbow bumped into the pepper shaker, knocking it off of the table and it broke open on the floor. The manager, who also happened to be a child molestor (which I know for a fact) flipped out on me, I thought he was going to hit me. A family came in and I seated them, and he took the pepper shaker off of the table where I had seated them, and placed it on the table that I accidentally knocked one off of. He said "You see this boy right here? If you want pepper, come to him, and yell at him. He broke your pepper shaker. I saw him do it." That guy was a real dick. A Maryland voter protesting political corruption vows to hawk his ballot in the 2000 general election to the highest bidder on the Internet. But the electronic auction could prove costly to buyer and seller, possibly landing both parties in jail, state authorities say. [More] A condo association that wanted to evict a man with Tourette's syndrome because of the noise he made agreed to pay him at least $310,000 to leave. The payment settles a federal lawsuit filed last year by Jeffrey Marthon, whose neurological disorder causes him to make abrupt, involuntary body movements and sounds. [More] Police rushed to a man's home in Italy after they found out he was using a World War Two missile, which containing 45kg of TNT, as a garden ornament. [More] Residents in a Polish city do not want a new street to be named after Little Red Riding Hood because the colour of her headwear reminds them of communism. [More] A baboon on the loose in Johannesburg has baffled animal welfare officials - they do not know if it has escaped from a nearby market or whether it is Fanus, reported missing from an animal sanctuary in the city. [More] A robber asked a shop assistant to direct him to the tights display before reappearing and demanding money - wearing a pair of them over his head. [More] A young Romanian woman enjoying a walk on the beach with her daughter was almost killed when a hunting dog 'shot' her with a rifle. The dog accidentally knocked over the loaded rifle, shooting Natasa Bitca, 20, from Moldova, in the arm. [More] A Bavarian court has imposed a three-month driving ban on a man who was arrested drunk in charge of his motorized wheelchair. [More] A heavily indebted Taiwan insurance salesman asked two friends to chop off his left hand on Friday in a bid to collect on insurance policies totaling up to $645,000. [More] Military leaders in Norway have ordered officers to tone down their language after complaints that their parade ground taunts are hurting the feelings of some recruits. [More] A nine-year-old boy stole an empty bus from a depot and drove it through the centre of Washington DC before crashing it into a pole. A police official asked the boy whether he had stolen the bus and when he agreed, he called him a "bad boy", at which point the boy burst into tears. [More] |
Lately, some people seem to believe that in order to have your site linked by me, you have to kiss my ass and suck up to me. As far as I am concerned, this isn't true, but you may feel free to kiss my ass regardless... Pucker up, bitch! Thanks to Keith and the wonders of modern technology, it is possible for you to kiss my ass without leaving the comfort of your home! |
I am still working on that 'hot chicks gallery', got rid of the crappy pics, so it's gonna be good. I'm beginning to wonder if I have lost alot of visitors due to my views on certain controversial topics...? I know for a fact that I have lost a few. When most people think of dolphins, they think of happy, warm mammals. Not only is this information untrue, but recent studies suggest that they are nothing short of demonic beasts put on this planet by the Devil himself. During a ten week study conducted by the National Aquatic Association, findings seem to overwhelmingly indicate that a dolphinian facade has been in place for the last 10,000 years. According to chief scientist Abraham Ham, this situation is not to be taken lightly. "I believe these fiendish beasts are currently involved in a global conspiracy to condition humans into believing that they're all just a bunch of harmless, fun loving do gooders." [More] As participants in an Internet marketing gimmick, a Kansas couple won $5,000 for naming their baby after a Web site called the Internet Underground Music Archive. [More] The Vatican’s strict dress code for visitors to St. Peter’s Basilica has collapsed under the weight of 20,000 young people an hour flocking to the church. [More] A breezy visit to a summer festival ended up in a mess for Prime Minister Jean Chretien on Wednesday when a protester smacked him in the face with a cream pie. [More] |
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The X-Men, for a film that begins in a concentration camp and ends on Ellis Island, is not big on Jewish values, although there's an odd comparison struck between Jews and another hunted, persecuted minority, super-powered mutants. Based on the Marvel comic book of the same name, "The X-Men" addresses the problems of a specific group of Super-Heroes who, by accident of birth, have gained extraordinary powers in what we are told is "the next step in human evolution." Ladies, gentlemen, and... Mutants, meet "The Jewish Hero Corps."  An 8-year-old girl was banned from singing the campfire favorite "Kum Ba Yah" at her day-camp after talent show organizers said it violated their ban on religious songs because it repeats the word "Lord." [More] Two armed fat ladies robbed a newsagent's in Wheatley, Oxfordshire and "waddled" from the scene of the crime, according to the police. [More] A jury ordered a school district to pay $300,000 to a student with cerebral palsy who was subjected to teasing and physical abuse by a fellow student for years. [More] An Essex woman has had her lap-top exorcised after dead rock idol Kurt Cobain appeared on her screen and pleaded: "Give us a kiss love." Gemma had the hard drive checked by a computer expert - but there was no virus. She then brought in paranormal investigator Jim Chisholm. He burned candles and sprinkled holy water during the exorcism ceremony - but the computer now refuses to boot-up [More] One of the 10 unknowns bunking in CBS-TV's "Big Brother" house has a secret he's not sharing with his roommates. Housemate George, 41, accidentally shot and killed a man in a hunting accident in Illinois 12 years ago, family members confirmed to "Entertainment Tonight." [More] The black bear appeared to be deep in a slumber in Margaret Lowry's garden. Even a blast of a police cruiser siren and a special noisemaking device didn't rouse it. Finally, a poke confirmed the reason for the critter's sound sleep: It was a teddy bear. [More] |
The people have spoken! I placed a poll on the site about what my readers would like to see most, and when the poll ended (it's over when i say it's over, bitch) 20 people wanted to see a "hot chicks gallery", so that's what I am going to do. I already have a ton of pics on my computer, all I need to do is organize them, thumbnail them, and then upload them. For now, I am getting offline and going over to Rita's. She is my bitch.
I forgot to mention that not only am I a webmaster, I am also a highly-respected terrorist/assassin. Above is an image of me in action. Damn papparazzi. Hell, everyone needs a day job. |
Last night I actually got off of my lazy ass and did something. I went bowling with my friend Melissa, and her friend Kathy. It was okay, even though usually when i am in a bowling alley I am with a bunch of my "mischievious" friends, throwing balls down other peoples lanes. Oh yeah, that bowling alley has a camera in the mens bathroom! I'm not joking either.
She looks satisfied with having discovered hip-hop. What the hell is that supposed to mean? This page made absolutely no sense to me. Anyway, I recieved an interesting e-mail this morning... Check it out below. From: Jimmi Rowlins Subject: So Happy Together! Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 3:10:42 Erik and I first met in 1989 at a Gay Pride Festival in Philadelphia. It was love at first sight. On Oct. 21st, 1992, we were married in San Francisco by a dear friend and Unitarian Minister, who was a wonderful straight man. (Sadly, he died several months later after trying to save his son from drowning.) It's been a wonderful five years of marriage and we grow to love one another with each passing day. We are both out and proud of ourselves and our love. We have two loving cats who are our kids. We both work in the disability rights movement and in the struggle for Queer Acceptance. A picture of us, taken about a month ago, is enclosed. 
- Much love from Jimmi and Erik Okay, I'm gonna go grab a gun. Who's with me? No, but seriously, when did I ask for homo-couples to e-mail me? I don't think I ever did. Please don't send me anymore homosexual e-mail thingies... If you do, they're gonna show up on this page. I don't get why they would send that to me...
Mario Kart has always been one of my favorite video games. So you can imagine that I would be somewhat excited that it is soon going to be available for Game Boy Color. A screenshot of the game can be seen below.
A Coventry couple told by paramedics they had a new son were given a shock 30 minutes later when the ambulance workers changed their minds and told them it was a baby girl. [More] A Russian nuclear submarine malfunctioned while on navy exercises in the Barents Sea, and was trapped today on the ocean bottom with more than 100 crew members aboard, a navy spokesman said. The Oscar-class submarine was not carrying any nuclear weapons and there was no immediate danger of radiation leaks or an explosion, said Igor Dygalo, head of the navy press service. The navy declined to say what had gone wrong with the submarine, describing it only as a "malfunction." [More] You've seen people living virtually under glass on the television show "Big Brother," but another voyeuristic first debuts Monday -- a live online manhunt. A group of young, Berlin-based entrepreneurs are launching a bounty chase, with a Dutchman named Roger hiding out for 24 days in Berlin from a 28-year-old hunter named Jack Black, guided by anyone who wants to join in at the www.realityrun.com Web site showing the pursuit. The prize for finding Roger is $10,000, money he gets for himself if he remains unfound, Jens-Oliver Voss, spokesman for the ExtraMile AG start-up company which runs the site, told AFP. The hunt may be virtual for those following it on the Web but flesh-and-blood in Berlin where both Roger and Jack Black will take digital pictures of what they are doing, which then will be shown on the Web site after being collected by a woman called "Reality Babe," a 22-year-old professional boxer. People worldwide can e-mail the hunter with their ideas for tracking Roger down, and if their directions lead to Roger getting caught, they get the money. [More] A pig imitation competition - demanding the ability to grunt, squeal and making suckling noises - is expected to attract 3,000 people to the small French town of Trie-sur-Baise. [More] More than 26,000 cars were stolen in Mexico from January to July, bringing the average number of car thefts so far this year to 124 a day, the Mexican Association of Insurance Institutes (AMIS) said Thursday. [More] |
"Did Stile hack you?" "Stile sux, and your a sellout for putting that banner on your page!" "I like mice." The banner is there because any site who links The Stile Project gets a link back... Which sounds great, except I would assume that so many people are going to link him that it will take half an hour just to find a link, since there will be so damn many of them. Hey, it's worth a shot... "As an initiation rite, a circle of fraternity recruits compete by masturbating on the same piece of white bread in the center of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the bread." God, that sounds like a load of fun! Actually, I have heard stories of high school football teams who would take a cookie, and in the locker room they would all huddle around it and beat off. The last one to blow had to eat it... They would call it "ookie cookie". I was at the beach with some friends last year when I heard about this, so me and some other kids took a cookie, and put clear sun-tan lotion on it, and then put the cookie on the bed of the kid who had told us the story, with a bite taken out of it. It was pretty funny. What the hell is wrong with some people? I mean, come on! Look at this! Anyone who gets their kicks from looking at "robot girls" should be beat to death with an iron dildo. Cell phones may cause brain trauma when thrown hard enough, according to an alarming new study published in the Columbia Science Review. The results of the three-month investigation were released Thursday, giving strong credence to the theory that cell phones can cause serious brain damage when thrown violently at the human head. Also unnerving, according to the report, the chance of developing brain trauma mounts significantly the more time one uses a cell phone to pelt others. [More] The hit song Mambo No.5 is to be used at the US Democratic convention - but without the line "a little bit of Monica in my life". [More]
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The topic of violence against women was brought to my attention once again tonight, and although in ways, this topic can be humorous, it is still a subject that I have a strong feeling about. Sort of the same way that racism can be funny, but is still a very serious subject. Basically what I am going to say here is that in my opinion, no man has the right to physically harm a female. Any guy that would ever hit a girl is, in my point of view, one of the lowest forms of life crawling around on this planet. I kinda lost my train of thought now, so I am just gonna go on to the next paragraph. I just don't get it... Are clowns really actually intimidating to some people? |
AIM + Napster = Aimster But is it a good program? Or a good idea put together by the wrong people? I will review the program later tonight, and let you know what I think. A naked man broke into a sleeping family’s home in New Jersey, cooked himself some sausages, put on their son’s jeans, and even took a nice warm shower before he was arrested. [More] Whoever put this together definitely had way too much time on their hands. Personally I think that it sucks, but that's just my opinion. This site should be a nice resource for all of you pill-poppers out there. Just be careful, one too many "fixes" and you might end up with your mug on this site.
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I remember when I was little, we used to have tons of water battles. But if I would have had something like this, I would have kicked everyone's ass! Damn, I used to think the Super Soaker 1000 was cool... I am going out somewhere with my family now, not sure where they are going yet, and if I get back before I have to work, I will do another update... If not, then I'll update after work. |
The definitions found on this site had my cracking up for like hours! I have heard most of this stuff before, but it is still funny to me. Check this site out. It's pretty cool, plus the dude who runs it plugged me, and I didn't even ask him to. That's always a good thing. How did this happen? |
I am very sorry about the recent lack of updates. I have been very busy with work and everything, plus I had two friends visiting from Harrisburg (Ryan and Crystal). Also, I met a girl that I like and have been spending time with her, so I will still be updating the site, hopefully as regularly as I have been, but I can't make any promises. Just keep on coming back. Also, I recieved my webcam in the mail yesterday, and I will have it hooked up whenever I get a spare second. Okay, screw getting a Hummer, I know what kind of car I want... I want a Meow-Mix Mobile! I could look cool and bad-ass at the same time! This is the first site of it's kind that I have seen. It basically tells you how to take advantage of those "12 CD's for the price of one" clubs. Check it out. Lately alot of people seem to have a thing for dolphins... You people are a bunch of wierdos! Okay, so maybe you think that they are cool, and you'd have a poster of a dolphin on the wall in your room, or something along those lines. Sure, obviously there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. But then there are people who take it a little too far, and write a step-by-step guide on how to get intimate with dolphins, including graphic details and all.
Q) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with? That is disgusting! It's horribly wrong, yet at the same time it makes me laugh. All you sickos out there can find more dolphin-love information by clicking here. The 15-year-old daughter of the U.S. ambassador to Britain proved anything but diplomatic in a searing indictment of local lads written for this month's Tatler magazine. Her verdict? "British boys really suck." In the three years since Mary-Catherine Lader's lived in London, she concluded British boys were scrawny, pale, anti-social, sulking and -- the ultimate fashion faux pas -- "their trousers are too tight." [More] The town's most famous nudist, fond of stripping down to his smile, will be absent for a while. On Tuesday, a judge found Robert Norton guilty of two misdemeanor charges, including one related to his habit of walking around his yard in the buff. The 77-year-old exhibitionist was sentenced to a year in county jail. [More] A Sao Paulo housewife made a gruesome find when she opened a bag of popcorn - what appeared to be a human finger. Lab tests confirmed Tuesday that the severed digit found in a bag of Magic of Oz-brand popcorn last month was indeed human, the Estado news agency reported. [More] Residents of an exclusive suburb in Budapest, Hungary, claim that the smell of pigs is causing house prices to plummet. The residents of District II took the pigs' owners to court but lost, so the pigs will stay. [More] White House officials admitted yesterday they've discovered a problem with staffers downloading porn from the Internet. As for the downloaded sites, "There were things that said 'teen' ... There was gay and bestiality stuff too ... Donkeys, goats, dogs," the source said. "It's embarrassing." [More] People in the Lancashire town of Rishton are being warned to be on the look-out for a cheeky parrot who's favourite phrase is "Get your kit off!" Chippy the parrot disappeared while being moved to the home of his new owner Alan Dunstan. "His favourite phrases are 'Hello Baby', 'Get your kit off' and 'I would love to shove my gigantic bird penis into several orifices on your body'," says Alan. [More] An American doctor who took out an advert in a magazine offering $200,000 (£133,320) to anyone who could fix him up with the woman he eventually marries is still single a month later. Dr Paul Dantzig paid $3,000 (£2,000) for the advert in New York magazine, saying he'd had no luck dating and just wanted to "meet one nice girl". A picture of him can be found here. [More] Bill Gates, the worlds richest man and chair of Microsoft, will be appearing nude in the October edition of Fortune Magazine. Bill Gates, listed in Forbes Magazine as the world's richest man with stock options valued at more than $63 billion, will be baring it all for Fortune as part of a public relations campaign to remake Microsoft's and Gate's image as entities that are completely open and honest with the public. "I felt very comfortable with the whole photo shoot," said Gates, 45. "Nothing was done in a distasteful way that could be declared as anything less than art." [More] They may not contain as many calories as the original Oreo, but chances are you will eat enough of the miniature version to make it up in volume. Nabisco Biscuit Co. launches the Mini Oreo on Thursday at its corporate headquarters during a promotional blitz that includes a dump truck filling a minivan with the chocolate sandwich cookies. (The person who correctly guesses how many cookies fit in the Dodge Caravan gets to keep it, plus a year's supply of the new cookies.) [More] |
I got really bored... So I made this gay image, pretty much just for the hell of it. 
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Yup, you people sent me way too many e-mails asking for this, so here it is. I am working on some art and stuff, so no more updates for now.
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I honestly don't understand why anyone would have a foot fetish... But if you want to find out if you have one, click here to take a simple test. If you are thinking "anyone who has a foot fetish must be a total wierdo..." Well, it gets alot wierder then that. This sicko gets off just from being around stuffed animals... Yeah, I bet he rapes little kids in his spare time, too. I used to talk to Violet on AIM pretty frequently... Then we sorta stopped talking. One day I IM'ed her, and jokingly asked her to flash her cam (or something similiar to that, I forget.) She flipped out on me and got all mad, even though she had posed nude for a website before. She took my link off of her site and everything, and really hasn't IM'ed me since, or answered any of my IM's. Well, today I was bored, so I headed on over to The Stile Project, and guess what I saw? A bunch of naked pics of her, on her webcam. Obviously she let her fame get to her head. I remember when she first found out that she was accepted into The Bla-Bla Network, she told me she was going to send tons of traffic my way, she used to be really nice. Then when Stile linked her and stuff, she changed... Oh well, at least Nay is nice to me. I have literally not eaten a bite of food all day... I'm kinda hungry, sure could go for a nice bowl of soup... Mmmm. I am thinking of ordering one of these "paperwieghts". Umm, yeah, Mom, I need it because my papres keep blowing away, and since it is a paperwieght and all... Investigators may be closing in on the person who left a zip-lock bag filled with urine outside a sanitary work area atop a Titan IV rocket. [More] |
Dammit, the guestbook has been down for like 3 days now... Hopefully it will be back up soon. In the meantime, feel free to post in my forum, or whatever. I'm getting kinda sick of people with shitty-ass sites like these saying bad stuff about my site. If you don't like my site... Then don't come! How hard is that? Seriously, I couldn't care less if I lose a few visitors, just stop coming. A cheap rip-off of Stile? I can see where one would say that, my site is similiar to his, but then again... So is every other so-called "e/n" site out there! It's funny, people say something like that about my site, then I check there site out, and it has like fourty links to Stile's site on it. I choose not to post movies of Japanese people performing "potty-lovin" on each other (Wow, I just made up a new term for 'japscat', "potty-love") Basically what I am saying here is you can think what you like, I am obviously biased, and will most likely beg to differ, but if you don't like the site, then leave. It's as simple as that. Because of the time of year and stuff, my dog has some kind of skin allergies, and she is like constantly scratching/biting herself. She was biting her tail so much that my mom was worried she might bite it open, so she put a pair of my little brother's underwear on her. It doesn't sound that funny, but it is pretty humorous to see a little golden cocker spaniel running around like mad with underwear on. I got a copy of the new Soulfly album, (thanks to internal), and it's some crazy shit, it's great. I wasn't planning on uploading full albums, but I do have the server space to do it. So, if you want to see it on the site, just e-mail me and let me know. If I get enough mails asking for it, then I will upload it. If not, then... No Soulfly for you. Oh yeah, I just saw the Loch-Ness Monster. He's kinda cute, has a nice ass! A one-armed teenage woodchopper won his battle to compete in the Australian state of Queensland Wednesday after a last minute backdown by agricultural show officials. [More] A Kenyan teenage boy was in critical condition after his penis was cut off in a botched circumcision, a Kenyan newspaper reported Wednesday. The People newspaper said the 13-year old had collapsed after a tribal elder mistakenly hacked off his whole penis instead of just the foreskin. [More] A doctor who used a patient's amputated foot in a crab trap and a surgeon who cut into the wrong side of a patient's brain are among more than 20,000 U.S. doctors named as "questionable" by a consumer group. [More] For the second time in two weeks, British rock group Oasis was forced to flee a stage Sunday night when it was pelted with plastic bottles and other objects before a crowd of 30,000 at the Sudoeste festival. [More] But pop's princess finished well on top - literally - when a bare breast flashed out of her already-revealing outfit. One onlooker said: "It was so funny. This guy came across and pushed her boob back into her dress and then pulled it around so it wouldn't happen again." It's too bad I missed that concert... [More] There are lightning-caused wildfires. There are wildfires sparked by human negligence. And there are the fires started by flaming grasshoppers. A grasshopper that was incinerated after it jumped onto an electric fence caused the fire that broke out Sunday on the Colville Indian Reservation. [More] Rapper Eminem is to pull out of the Reading and Leeds festivals, and, in another blow for the American superstar, it was revealed last night that he'd split up with his wife, Kim Mathers. The split is said to have come just before her suicide attempt last month. [More] |
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Howdy Folks! This is Ryan, or you may know me as twinkie or sock-o. I used to have Twinkie's Palace and Sock-o.com . Well, good ol' John decided to let me make a quick post because he is such a cool guy. Recently me and a few other guys around here (South Carolina) have been jumping bikes into the lake. And boy is it fun! Well, I'm the only one who can (or will) pull a full back flip. We took a picture and when I showed John he kind of liked it. So
Princess Diana... Porn Star? Wait a minute... She's dead? How come no one told me? Why am I always the last person to be informed about things like this? Okay, let me get this straight... Princess Diana was helping a bunch of lions escape from a circus, and one of the clowns saw her, so he decided to throw a rock at her. It knocked her over, and just as George Bush was waslking by, her skirt flew up, accidentally mooning him. She then stood up, mumbled something about not getting laid enough, and then ran into a restroom which happened to be on fire. And I am supposed to believe that? Yeah, right. I bet she was probably eaten alive by the penis plant... It's all a conspiracy, I'm telling you. Some assholes would have you believe that she was killed in a car accident... Rumors have been going around for weeks that weighty Roseanne Barr had herself photographed buck naked for a major men's magazine. The New York Post says Roseanne just finished a photo shoot for Bob Guccione Jr.'s Gear magazine. A spokesperson for Gear says the smart-mouthed comic gets totally nude... Roseanne's spokeswoman, Nancy Kane, told the Post, "Roseanne's not totally naked. It's partial nudity." The official patter is that Roseanne's feeling at the top of her form and wants to take a stab at "reinventing sex." She wants to show that you don't have to be "Kate Moss-thin to be a beautiful, naked supermodel. And she plans on making her point again soon, either on the pages of Playboy or Penthouse. Okay, that is just plain gross. Why would anyone want to see that? Anyone!? That's wrong! ....... No! I'm not going on to the next paragraph! I still have that disgusting thought of Roseanne Barr naked in my head, and it is making me shudder! What is wrong with this world? Okay, next paragraph.
I saw this guy run through my backyard last night. Should I be afraid? |
 MC Harry kicks so much ass. He is the dopest MC to grace the wheels of steel with his presence since MC Unt. Or is it M Cunt? Ah, who knows. He flows so much that he gets seasick. His latest rhyme, written especially for Hamster Style, is some hot shit. Check it out here. Or check out his other two song's, "We're All Nigguhs" and "The MC Cometh". One. |
Last night I ordered a webcam. I'm not exactly sure why, but I am pretty excited to get it. Now I can broadcast all of my pyrotechnic experiments across the internet, in brilliant color! I'm sure my parents will just love that. I also plan on making an entire section of the page devoted to my left ass-cheek. Over 500 photos, a complete bio, links to other sites about my cheek... An incredibly in-depth source of information, for those of you who share an interest in it. (Why is it that I feel obligated to point out that I am being sarcastic?)
Wow, there are alot more add-ons for Game Boy then I was aware of. Did you know that there is a solar powered accessory for Game Boy, called Solar Boy? As long as you are in the sunlight, you can play for years... Not that you would want to... There are many other odd things available, like a bar-code reader, a fishing sonar unit, and a finger dancing pad. There is even a dildo/vibrator available for the Game Boy, by the same people who created the bi-Mac. An image of the b-Mac can be seen below, and if you want more info on all these extensions for the Game Boy, then click here.
brittnye speas is sssooo hot!!!1 hit thiss site up yo! madd azz hotees!!!1 Well, I finally have a night off from work, so I am going over to my friend Vanessa's house. I'll update later this evening. |
This is so extremely gay. It's a page of "the cutest gothic couples". As far as I'm concerned, nothing good can come from this kinda stuff. I have seen some really hot gothic chicks before, but a gallery of gothic couples? Come on... Even the names are ridiculous, I mean who would want to be known as "Bonedaddy"? Well, the ladies call me Bone Daddy sometimes, but that is completely different... Haha, but seriously, the only good thing on this page are the lesbo couples I found. Speaking of goth's, this is pretty funny. Uh oh, looks like Walter is getting horny again. If you are a Simpsons fan, then check this page out. A team of international astronomers said Friday they had discovered a new planet, possibly bigger than Jupiter, in a nearby solar system. The yet-to-be-named planet orbits the star Epsilon Eridani, the closest star to Earth that has a circling planet. [More] A fungus that is the largest living thing ever found has been discovered in the Blue Mountains of eastern Oregon near Prairie City. The fungus, Armillaria ostoyae, covers 2,200 acres in the Malheur National Forest and is estimated to be 2,400 years old, said Catherine Parks, a scientist with the U.S. Forest Service’s Pacific Northwest Research Station. [More] |
I think that this is a horrible idea. In case you don't feel like clicking on it and finding out what it is, it is an online video-game rental service. You order a game, they ship it to you, you keep it for ten days, and then you have to send it back! Why not just go to Blockbuster or something? Not only do they rent out the games, they also rent out accessories, such as memory cards. That is just gay. You can probably buy a memory card for the price it would cost to ship one. My family went out to breakfast this morning, and there was like a miniature jukebox at each table. I spent two dollars just trying to get it to play a song, but it kept playing Frank Sinatra and shit, so I started singing "The Lady Is A Tramp" really loud. It was all old people in the restaraunt, but it was still pretty funny, I love embarassing my family. It would have been great if they had "Bow Down" by Westside Connection... I would have turned it up all the way, and stood up on the table and did my honky dance. (My friends know what I'm talking about.) That is a great song to play really loud if you wanna piss people off, I have discovered that numerous times in the past. "The world is mine, nigga get back!" It's kinda an old song, but download it, and then you will probably get what I am talkin about. |
I got an interesting e-mail from my bud Deflux today... From: "Deflux" Subject: Troubles In Suburbia Date: Sat, 5 Aug 2000 19:17:23\ I think that my family has what you would call, a pretty normal relationship, with our neighbors. We never really talk to them, but situations arise where it is necessary to do so. In the past, my neighbor has called the police on me several times for playing music too loudly. I thanked him by throwing chunks of 2x4's into his swimming pool. Shortly after that, they decided that a tree in my back yard was hanging too far over their fence. The man next door spoke with my father about it. They decided that my family would get the branch trimmed. The morning after we were awaken by the sound of a chainsaw in my back yard. My father ran outside in just his underwear and began screaming at the man that was cutting our tree down. Apparently, our neihbor had taken it upon himself to hire someone to cut our WHOLE tree down. A week after that, some friends and I egged their house and threw glass bottles all over their driveway. It was very mature, I know. A couple weeks later the guy next door was conversing with my Mother on our front lawn. I overheard him say, "Damn those faggots. They shouldn't be kissing in public where our kids can see them." My Mother walked inside with disgust and asked if I had heard what the man said. I nodded in response. Anyway, this is all leading up to what happened earlier today. I was mowing my lawn, as ordered. When I got to the side of the lawn that is near the evil man's house I noticed a rock in the grass. I decided to run the lawn mover right over it. The rock shot straight toward my neighbor's house and made a very loud noise. I ignored it and quickly finished mowing my lawn. After that I noticed the guy was outside and looking around his house. I went inside and turned on my computer. A couple minutes later I heard a loud pounding on my door. I crept down toward the door to see who it was. It was my neighbor, screaming and swearing like mad. I used my elite ninja skills to lock the door without him noticing me and then took cover behind a wall. I heard him open my mail box and throw something in it. I went back to my computer until I was sure the man had left my porch. I opened the door and looked in my mailbox. There, was the rock that had hit his house. I quickly rushed back inside and locked the door. Now I am in complete fear of this man. I think that I'll have to bring my knife with me whenever I leave. I shouldn't have to deal with this. Not now. Forever in fear of the tree nazi/rock mailer, This is Deflux, signing off. Believe it or not, I have had stranger nieghbors then that... And me and my friends put most of them through hell! This one lady who lived across the street from me was a total bitch... So me and my friend Kyle dug a big-ass hole in her yard while she wasn't home. She pulled into the driveway while we were doing it though, and she saw us doing it. Well, everyone ran, so she comes knocking at my door, and she just went off right there. She started screaming and shouting, and while she was yelling it started to storm. I swear to god that this part is true... A bolt of lighting cracked down in the background while she was screaming... It was like something from a movie. I don't mean that the lighting hit the ground near her, but it struck across the sky like behind her and it was like perfect, I was ready to start cracking up. That's just one of many hilarious run-ins me and my friends have had with some of my nieghbors. Then there was the nutty child molestor... That guy is a whole different story altogether.
Well, I guess having a website does have it's positive aspects... I get an unbelievably high amount of female attention, everything from e-mails with pictures from people I don't even know, to self-proclaimed "Crawlspace Groupie" whores, begging me to satisfy their sexual needs. Sorry girls, but I can only do one thing/chick at a time. (Did I mention sarcasm is required in order to enjoy this site?)
Four blindfolded children, chosen as the most nimble-fingered, raced to see who could first assemble an assault rifle. Friends, parents and military commanders proudly cheered on the youngsters this week at their summer camp graduation ceremony in a high school yard. In recent weeks, some 30,000 Palestinian children have learned military skills and even guerrilla tactics, such as abducting enemy officers, in day camps across the West Bank and Gaza Strip, courtesy of the Palestinian Authority. [More] It was Barbie's Dream House come to life at the Forum, where teen sensation Britney Spears convincingly played the role of living doll to a sold-out crowd of look-alike young girls and their tolerant parents, all witness to an elaborate stage spectacle long on special effects but short on redeeming value. [More] A former assistant Maricopa County prosecutor who admitted having sex with teenagers was sentenced Friday to one year in jail and lifetime probation. Prosecutors and victims' parents reacted angrily, saying the punishment was too lenient for a former public official who prosecuted juveniles by day and had illegal sex with others at night. "He sent juveniles to a lot longer in jail than what he got for what he did to my son," a victim's mother said. "He got off easy. … My son is screwed up. He's still trying to get clean and wash away the filth." [More] I'm sorry, but I'm gonna go have some dirty, dirty sex with Rebecca now. She's hot! |