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Loser. 
Somehow, my post from today got deleted. Basically, it consisted of a few funny links/news as usual, and then a special treat... Look below. I believe my original caption read "I don't think they come any hotter then this."  |
Check it out, Mizi posted a bunch of cool mp3's on his site... They're all good songs too! I can't even really explain why, but Robot Frank is still the funniest web site I have ever read. I go to it like every single day, and it is the only thing on the 'net that has ever made me actually laugh out loud, it seriously cracks me the hell up. Wow, I never knew about this. It's kind of an interesting read, especially if you are a Smashing Pumpkins fan. Coming Soon: John's Crawlspace Radio! 24/7 Rock/Hip-Hop radio for your audio pleasure! Get ready to rock! (Ok, that was corny.) Oh yeah, and as far as that other gallery goes, all the images and thumbnails have been uploaded, I just need to do the html for it, which I've been to lazy to do... It's such a tedious jop, since the gallery has 300 images in it, that's six pages worth of thumbnails! I'm going to bed. |
If anyone would be so generous as to donate some server space to me, I would really apprecciate it. I don't need a whole lot, just enough to house some MP3's. Wow, using this thing you can make your own fighting games! Pretty cool, huh? I always loved Winamp plug-ins, but it's been awhile since I checked them out. So I headed over to WinAmp.com today, and found out that you can play cool games, like this one, in your WinAmp minibrowser! Not a big deal or anything, but kinda cool. What the hell is this supposed to be? I'm not sure what to think... Wow, win this contest, and get free ninja training... I dunno if I would even want that or not. Everyone check out the following sites... No, they didn't ask to be plugged, I found them on my own, and they're all worth a look. f0il.net, Turdbutter, Monkey Pumper, Bastards R Us, and Silent Screams. Oh yeah, and check out Katie's World... This chick is hot! Ok, this story gets me pretty excited... No, not like that, get your mind out of the gutter... But now I know what I want for Christmas this year! Four months after the city of Danville adopted the slogan "Danville Can," a resident has made it the address of his pornographic Web site titled "Pete's Wild and Young Adventures in a Gay Wonderland." Site creator Peter Boykin, 23, said material on the site, which includes pictures of males engaged in sex acts, is for "shock value." Hmm, looks like they've already resolved this. Look. [More] The largest ozone hole ever observed has opened up over Antarctica, a sign that ozone-depleting gases churned out years ago are just now taking their greatest toll. [More] A US man has been rejected in his bid to become a police officer for scoring too high on an intelligence test. [More] And now, for the gross chick of the month award... Ah, stay away!  |
Well, once again, all of my files got deleted. What does that mean to you? Well, if you try to download a file from a past update, most likely you will get a 'file not found' error. Guys, look at this image, and just imagine the possibilities... She says, she won't get burnt again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees 'Til one day she took his car And drove it to the city Liza had put down a few When she met this girl named Lou Who convinced her to go home with her She said, "My name's Louise Now will you take off my clothes please? I want to take you to the moon and back So get on your back." With a flick of the tongue She made her scream She made her laugh She made her dance She was happy for the first time And you know she wanted more Now with her legs spread wider She needed to have Louise inside her She said, "I'll never forget the first time You kissed me, now I want you to fist me." Louise didn't need a second invitation She knew just what to do Liza had cum a few times before But she had never even seen the door Into the world of pleasures of the flesh She felt just like 16 And her life before now was a dream Or even a nightmare that's over and done Just like warm healing rays Shining from the sun They make her beam They make her laugh They make her dance She was happy for the first time And you know she wanted more (NOFX - Liza & Louise) Someone is a little bit obsessed with Drew Barrymore... If I were her, I'd be scared of fans like these. Although I'm not sure if I have room to talk... I have been at this page for like an hour... The GB Xchanger has got to be the coolest Game Boy accessory I have ever seen. It allows you to play Game Boy Roms on your Game Boy... The device holds 32 MB worth of ROM's, that's anywhere from 40-100 of them. And it's only $73, the cost of about 3 Game Boy games. I would consider ordering it, but I'm broke. |
Damn... Finally downloaded WindowsME from Niz2k, only to recieve the following error message (Message SU0168): "Your computer already has an operating system installed, which cannot be upgraded by this version of Setup. You need to obtain the Windows Millenium Edition Upgrade." I sure as hell better get one of these bad-ass monitors soon... That's so cool, check it out. Also, check out NetFlix. It's a very innovative idea, for a mere $20 a month, you have access to an amazingly large library of DVD's. You are allowed up to four DVD's at one time, and there is no return date, so you don't have to worry about late fees. And it's not like you have to pay for postage or anything to send them back... The postage is prepaid. If I had a freaking DVD player, I would sign up for this right away... Anyway, definitely give it a look, it is definitely worth considering. For all you VHS Collectors out there, check this site out. Tons of rare, bootleg stuff. I'm sure you'll find something you like. I was searching for info on a few of my favorite bands tonight, and I came across this Tool page... It's probably the best one I've seen, info on alot of Tool bootlegs, which I am now downloading off of Napster. Anyway, yeah, it has tons of content, so check it out. I thought that this was somewhat humorous - Today in school, my friend was trying to open up a pack of pens, and it sounded like she was opening a bag of chips. The teacher said "Whoever has the Doritos, put 'em away", or something like that. So she dropped one of the pens, and I said "A Dorito!", picked it up, and bit it. Well, it was made of some kind of plastic, and it like cracked, I got pieces of plastic in my mouth and shit. It was kind of funny though. |
I know alot of good ways to get free food - This just happens to be one of the methods I haven't tried. Now there's a new thing for guys to stare at on a girl - thong jewelry! I think it's a cool idea actually, I bet some girls will be able to make it look really hot! Click here to read a related news article, or click here to start shopping! (Assuming you're a girl.) Have you ever grabbed a girl's ass/chest, only to be smacked in the face and called a jerk? Well, now you can simply do it, and then say "It wasn't me, it was the lesions in the frontal lobes of my brain!" Check it out. A Russian man blew himself up with a home-made bomb Friday in a bungled attempt to kill his wife and her lover in the far eastern Russian city of Khabarovsk. [More] Police in a Turkish resort banned a group of gay tourists, many from the United States, from visiting the ancient ruins of Ephesus. [More] |
I uploaded four albums, and never got around to posting them. Tell your friends, neighbors, and family! Deftones - White Pony Soulfly - Primitive System Of A Down - System Of A Down The Urge - Too Much Stereo Today was my first day of school... I'm a junior now, just in case I hadn't mentioned it earlier. It actually went pretty damn well, talked to a few hotties, met some new people, and all my classes are decent... Not great, but not terrible either. I read the wrong book for my summer reading assignment. Apparently, I was supposed to read 'Fallen Angels', some Vietnam war story, but I was told by someone else to read 'The Color Of Water', so that's what I read. Oh well, I don't really care right now. Anyway, in my homeroom, there is this crazy indian dude, he looks like a chicken, he is so wierd... Since I can keep a totally straight face through anything, people had me asking him all kinds of wierd questions, it was pretty funny. Then he came up to me in the hall and started telling me about his uncle's underwear, and what color it was and stuff... It was funny and disturbing at the same time. In one of my other classes, the teacher was asking what our nicknames were, or, in other words, what we preffered to be called by her. The girl behind me, who I have had classes with before, told me to tell her that everyone calls me 'Cucumber John', so I did, it was kinda funny. Tommorow, I am not gonna respond to myy name. I will sit there and not acknowledge her until she calls me Cucumber. Damn, I have probably heard this MP3 like 50 times by now... Yet it still cracks me the hell up. I have probably heard this MP3 like 50 times by now, but it still amazes me. Oh yeah, I uploaded 4 albums for you. Stupid-ass PETA protestors... We should cook them and eat them. They think they are freakin' martyrs or something... Look at this crap. Makes me sick! Well, not really, but it is slightly annoying. Yes, I'm all for freedom of speech, so it's fine for them to be protesting, but it's also fine for me to say that what they are protesting over is ridiculous. A dried clump of human feces and the traces of human muscle protein on a cooking pot are proof of prehistoric cannibalism in the American Southwest about 850 years ago, according to a team of scientists. [More] Some weight-sensitive drivers in Giles County have a beef with the new prefix of their license plates: FAT. "When they handed it to me I said, 'Now really, give me my license plate,' " said Rosey Rose, who was issued FAT 058 for his white Lincoln. "I thought it was a prank at first. I mean some people think it's my personalized plate." [More] Paul Crane said he lost everything when he was kicked out of the Army after 15 years - for being 8 pounds overweight. [More] A deaf and dumb British man was arrested by police after he swore at them in sign language- and although he made no sound, he has admitted breaching the peace. [More] |
I start school tommorow. Why God, why? I always thought it would be funny to see a dog on roller skates... Is this the answer? Not quite, but it will do. For all those people out there who pour tequila on their corn flakes every morning, there is alchoholic water! Damn, I really hate Carson Daly... He fuels the fire that is todays mainstream music... And he is so freaking full of himself... Just take a look at this article.  Eddie Irvine is my favorite Formula One Cartoon Racer! It takes integrity to win, and Eddie has got just that! Go Eddie, go! Wow, now you can play your favorite MAME roms on your digital camera... Look! John got a haircut... But does anyone really care? I hope not.  |
What could be better then a site that offers free popcorn and condoms? This could. Lets all take a moment of silence in memory of Sunny The Wonder Dog, one of the coolest dogs ever. This is wierd. So is this. So is this. So is this. Saddam Hussien has cancer. Look. Wow, there are alot more synonym's for condoms then I would have ever expected. 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This site is pretty interesting... Somethin to read if you get bored or whatever. I have been bored all day, so I'm sitting around doing nothing, even though I have this damn book to read for school, "The Color Of Water". It isn't that bad but I don't like reading books. I made the image below an hour or so ago, it only took a minute or two, but I think it looks pretty damn spiffy.  I guess I'm gonna go read that damn book now... |
Girls, take it easy, there's enough mizi [aka DJ Cyberfunk]to go around! Look at this, he has a section on Music Finder, which is a subsection of Yahoo.com... He was even reviewed by Listen.com! How cool is that? All I can say is that if you are into any type of techno/dance music in general, then you must hear the orgasm-inducing tunes of DJ Cyberfunk. The chicks dig it. Tonight, me and my friends ** and Katie took a bunch of road block things, apparently they are called 'horses', and put them in the middle of the road, then sat back and watched. Itw as really funny, until the police showed up. We got out of there, even though I am an unbelievably good liar, I can keep a straight face in almost any situation imaginable, so it's not like we would have gotten into any trouble. Planning on breaking up with someone? Did you ever sto and wonder what type of songs they listen to in such an event to comfort them, or to help just 'let it all out'? Well, here's a big-ass list of what you might find in a recently-dumped individual's tape deck. "Walk On By" Dionne Warwick "Until You Come Back to Me (That's What I'm Gonna Do)," Aretha Franklin "The Thrill Is Gone," B.B. King "Take a Bow," Madonna "Naima," John Coltrane "It's Too Late," Carole King "Days," Kinks "Careless Whisper," Wham! "By the Time I Get to Phoenix," Glen Campbell "Band of Gold," Freda Payne "Angie," Rolling Stones "Ex-Factor," Lauryn Hill "Purple Rain," Prince "I Don't Have the Heart," James Ingram "End of the Road," Boyz II Men "Don't Speak," No Doubt "Crying," Roy Orbison "Can't Stand Losing You," Police "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do," Neil Sedaka "Always on My Mind," Willie Nelson "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart," Britney Spears "One," U2 "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor "You Oughta Know," Alanis Morissette "The Last Day of Our Acquaintance," Sinéad O'Connor "Song for the Dumped," Ben Folds Five "Kiss Off," Violent Femmes "Untouchable Face," Ani DiFranco "Pet Names," Smash Mouth "Not Gon' Cry," Mary J. Blige "Tyrone," Erykah Badu "Get Gone," Fiona Apple "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right," Bob Dylan "Go Your Own Way," Fleetwood Mac "I'll Feel a Whole Lot Better," the Byrds Yeah, that's alot, and the list definitely doesn't stop there... But I'm sure that most of your attention spans do, so lets move on to the next thing. Kevin Fox of fury.com, was a beta tester for AOL, and consequently has a four-letter screen name. Somehow, he always ended up getting other peoples IM's, because of people mis-spelling the recipient of the IM they are sending, so he came up with 'AOLiza', an artificial intelligence program, which held conversations with the individuals who IM'ed him. I think that's pretty interesting, although I can tell that the AI he was using wasn't exactly top-of-the-line. Check out the article here. A man with a history of heart trouble died Saturday after being doused with pepper spray by a hospital security officer. [More] Haha, George Bush called a news reporter an asshole, and his mic was turned on... Everyone heard him, poor guy. [More] |
I was in center-city Philadelphia for the majority of the day with my family. God, not to sound cold, but homeless people ask for money too much. Some crackhead old lady followed my mom, and asked her for money, my mom gave her some, so she asked for more, she wouldn't give up. She twitched and stuff, and she couldn't even talk right, she was definitely a crackhead. Anyway, I'm working on gettin all of those files back up, so sit tight. |
Son of a bitch! All of the damn files I had stored on sharpherbs.net are gone! The entire folder was deleted! I'm really pissed off... I had uploaded a bunch of good mp3's and movies for oyu, but that's the end of that. You greedy bastards never want to share your server space for the good of the community... Blah. A special report - Does ball-size effect performance? Let's find out. Saudi Arabia on Sunday executed a Saudi man convicted of selling hashish for drugs smugglers, raising to at least 89 the number of people executed in the conservative kindgom this year. [More] Stay in the water everybody - somehow, this is not quite Jaws. Whichever way you look at a cod, to see it as a ruthless killer in the shark league is quite difficult. Evidently, it's more of a ruthless slurper. But that's not to underestimate the consternation among workers at an Australian fish processing plant when they gutted a monster cod earlier this week and found inside it a human head. [More] |
Okay, heres the deal. The posts that I lost yesterday had all the mp3's that I posted recently in them, so I'm posting those mp3's - plus some new ones - right now. That would explain why some of you might think "He already posted this song." However, it would not explain why you are having sexual thoughts about your great Aunt Betty. 3 Doors Down - Loser Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth Animals - House Of The Rising Sun DC Talk - Consume Me Goo Goo Dolls - Lazy Eye Green Day - Minority Guano Apes - No Speech Marilyn Manson - The Fight Song Stroke 9 - Letters Oh damn, this is great - girlskissing.co.uk. The site makes lesbian frenching sound like some kind of art. Sure, it's a "work of art" for every teenager, that is, until he blows his load, and then slides the magazine back under his matress. Maybe us guys should spend less time looking at porn, and more time attempting to hit it off with the ladies... Or maybe not. What happens when you make obscene gestures to a police officer, while simultaneously screaming profanitys directed towards him? He abuses his authority, and smacks the crap out of you with a night stick. Sound like fun? See for yourself, click here to download a movie clip of it. I still haven't completed my next chick gallery yet... I have been extremely lazy, I have my webcam setup and I didn't even design a page for it yet either. But good things come to those who wait... In other words, you ain't gettin shit from me! No, but seriously, I hope to have that gallery up soon. I'm gonna go do some other stuff now, more later folks. |
From: Travis Manley Subject: rape Date: Sun, 3 Sep 2000 02:37:37 Ok well here's how it all happened. It was a sunny and bright afternoon, on September 2, 2000 when I was in San Fransico. We had just parked the car in the parking garage when I realized I had to pee.I went into the parking garage bathroom only to hear some dude huffing and grunting while he was taking a shit.I was about to bust up laughing but than he said "hey you got an extra hand I sure could use some help in here."I didn't say a word.Than he was like "hey buddy you wanna fuck your young and new." That's when I realized I had to finishing peeing asap.I finished when he was like "hey kid I know you want my dick in your ass." Than I was like zipping up my pants and he says "Hey you know what time it is buddy." I was like "umm............no." Than he started talking again I didn't hear what he was saying I just took off out the door.The whole time this guy was talking to me he was grunting and talking like a serial killer. I warn you never to enter a parking garage bathroom by yourself. Signing off, Travis Haha, that's a pretty funny story, but I'm sure it wasn't funny to you when it was happening. Is it just me, or are fat old child molesters funny? Be sure to check out Travis's website, Fat Bitch Online. |
Fuck work. I couldn't take it anymore... I got there today, and the stupid bitches wouldn't let me in, for like five minutes... This was their idea of a joke... Well, I can take a joke, but this shit has been going on all summer long. Most of them talk about me behind my back, and they never share tips with me, etc. I had a major run-in with the one chick last night... All I said to her was "Lose the attitude", and she came close to pulling a columbine on my ass, she flipped out. So whatever, I have enough stress in my life, I don't have to put up with that shit, I didn't get paid much anyway, so I'm just gonna find a better job. I didn't 'officially quit', I just walked right out of the damn place, but I'm pretty sure they get the point. I just lost a bunch of updates... Dammit, I hate it when that happens. So the updates from the last few days are gone. Just so you all know, girls suck. They make you think that they like you, lead you on, and then just leave you high and dry. I guess thats a good way to put it. I have had several girlfriends, and all of the relationships have ended up with me being hurt... I think I'm gonna stay single for a while (not that I have a say in the matter) |
God, I hate my co-workers. Not all of them, but I seriously get treated like absolute shit at work. I'm the only guy who works there, and half the girls there literally flip out when I make one tiny mistake. Grrr... Well, I am really tired, so I'm just gonna post a few MP3's that I uploaded earlier today. Linkin Park - Points Of Authority Green Day - Minority Guano Apes - No Speech DC Talk - Consume Me.mp3 Stroke 9 - Letters |
Haha, everyone check out Street Life, it's an amusing flash game. Personally, I didn't find this to be very interesting, but I know that some people will... So, with that being said, click here to see some leaked screenshots of Winamp 3.0. Seems there are a few pictures that I am in that were posted at board.3dfiles.com. If you don't feel like going through all of the pics to find the two that I am in, you can see them simply by clicking here and here. Also, check out the awesome design at Microbians... I dunno how they do it. I have to start getting ready for work now, but I leave you with one final thought. Why is it that on TV, lesbians are hot, but in real life, they are big, ugly, old ladies?  |
I found this sweet site, it's called "John's Trollface". Wait a minute, they stole my layout! Great content though. Looks like the creator of the site had some things to say to me in the forum... Also, it appears that Bad didn't apprecciate our parody of his site. Oh well, can't win 'em all. I am really backed up as far as plugging sites goes. I always promise people I will plus them, and then I just forget. Yep, for those of you who have been waiting, I'm gonna do it right now. Make me happy by checking out Suburban Life, Inque, and Popvulture.net. Hot dogs sold like hotcakes Wednesday as an animal-rights activist bared almost all for a curious lunchtime crowd. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals caged a woman painted as a tiger to draw attention to the treatment of circus animals. The protest did nothing to scare away downtown Des Moines carnivores. Bobby Keeling said his hot dog sales at Nollen Plaza "doubled or maybe even tripled" because of the turnout. "If God didn't want us to eat meat, he wouldn't have made it so darn tasty," Keeling said. [More] Mobile phone giant Orange has sacked up to 40 workers after an internal investigation revealed they were downloading pornography from the internet. [More] A roller coaster car failed to stop and slammed into the back of a car waiting to unload its passengers, injuring 14 people Thursday night, authorities said. The accident on the Big One roller coaster at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, one of Britain's most popular seaside resorts, occurred near the point where passengers board and exit the ride. [More] Former exotic dancer turned Web entrepreneur Danni Ashe has usurped the official Guinness Book of World Records title held by actress Cindy Margolis as the 'Most Downloaded Woman' on the Web. And the battle is heating up. Guinness Records in London is recognizing Ashe as the new queen of the download, with more than 240 million in 1999 alone. According to figures compiled through her two Web sites, Ashe has been downloaded more than 840 million times between February 1996 and June 2000 -- excluding pirated sites and newsgroups. Margolis has been downloaded a total of 58 million times. [More] A man who trained by eating curries and kebabs, and drinking fizzy drinks has set a record for the world's loudest burp. Paul Hunn, from Enfield, north London, was measured burping at 118.1 decibels - a similar volume to a pneumatic drill or a jet engine at take-off. [More] South Korean quarantine authorities are brandishing a new tool for inspecting imports of crabs and exotic blowfish - metal detectors. Imports from China in recent weeks have shown up with lead pellets inserted in them, making them heavier and therefore more expensive. [More] A 74-year-old torchbearer died of a possible heart attack just minutes after carrying the Olympic flame Thursday on the 85th day of the torch relay. [More] |