| Yes Yes, Y'all. | 10.17-10.35PM |
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Tired of looking at this sorry excuse for a website every time you come here? Well... Get used to it.
Okay, let me try this again. Sick of coming here and seeing this dull-looking "temporary page", with nothing entertaining on it? Well, you're in luck! No more turd butter sandwiches for lunch... John's Crawlspace is back! Still not making any sense? Well, you get the basic idea. The site will be up within 2 days, most likely sometime tommorow. Hopefully this gives my remaining four daily visitors [sarcasm] something to look forward. |
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| It's Raining Gasoline. | 10.7-8.05PM |
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| Damn,
today has not been a good day at
all. Well, some funny stuff did happen, so I'll talk
about that first. We had a school assembly where the
class rings were handed out (to those who were dumb
enough to spend $400 on one) and then a karaoke machine
was setup, and the people who signed up to do karaoke
went on. The first kid to go was the best, he is this
wierd-ass crackhead kid, everyone calls him
"crackhead" because his eyes make him look like
a zombie, and he never talks, but he somehow ended up in
front of the entire school singing Christina Aguilera's
"Genie In A Bottle." It was downright
hilarious. I was standing up screaming "Yeah
crackhead!" What a pimp. Anyway, near the
end, someone got up to do "Sweet Home Alabama",
and ironically enough, it was a black kid. He was
probably just doing it as a joke, but about halfway
through the song, two kids stood up, unrolled and held up
a huge confederate flag. So many people were screaming
"Booooo", and almost immediately, the
kids were grabbed by security guys. Later on in the day,
I heard from a few different people that the kids were
getting expelled, for "racism and inciting
riots." Call me ignorant, but I thought the whole
thing was pretty damn funny, even though I'm not racist
or anything. Anyway, I get to Health class today - yes,
the same class that I get into trouble in every day - and
thing's are goin' fine in the beginning. I got up to do
my presentation for my group, on like teejn dating, and I
said something about teen pregnancy, and was naming
reasons why some girls get pregnant. One of them was
"some girls decide to be sluts to reach a higher
level on the social chain" and some girl stood up
and was like "damn boy, you's an ignorant
mufuggah." and then started screaming for the
teacher to give me a detention, it was kinda funny. Then,
we were taking another quiz kinda thingy, and the girl
behind my kept tapping her pencil, so, in a sort of
sarcastic way I went "SHHHHH!" And the teacher
said "John, see me after class." Well,
basically he is referring me to my dean, which means I
could be in quite a bit of trouble... Over saying
"Shh"? Man, I'm just a bad-ass kid, that's all.
[sarcasm.] My mom was going to go down to York College to see my sister on Saturday, and drop me off in Harrisburg on the way down, and then I would just stay overnight at a friends on Saturday night and take the train back here on Sunday. Well, when I got home from school today, I found a note from my mom. Basically it said that she went to pick up my sister fromcollege today instead of tommorow, and that if I stillw anted to go to Harrisburg I should take the train, and she left some money. Well, I got all packed and was ready to walk out the door, when I found out the person who I was supposed to stay with had a problem: I couldn't stay there. So, here I am. That sucks, but oh well... Life's just a serious of let-downs. I get so bored out here on weekends... And they say that idle hands are the devil's playtoy. In fact, this site is a perfect example. Umm... Check out h1 online and Red Haired Girl. Basically just two links I've been meaning to throw onto here. What do you do when you find out that your ass is on the web? Stay cool, at least your face isn't attached... HHH - Homosexual Hip-Hop - What's next? Oh yeah, some of the MP3's posted below weren't working... Well, I fixed 'em. |
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| 2Pac &
Scarface - Smile 3 Doors Down - Loser Anthrax - Inside Out Bombfunk MC's - Freestyler Darude - Sandstorm DC Talk - Consume Me Eminem - The Way I Am Eminem - Stan Fuel - Hemorrhage (In My Hands) Goldfinger - 99 Red Balloons Green Day - Minority Guano Apes - No Speech Incubus - Consequence Isle Of Q - Little Scene Liquid Gang - Closer Lords Of Acid - The Crablouse Lords Of Acid - Marijuana In Your Brain Lords Of Acid - Voodoo-U Mindless Self Indulgence - Faggot Mindless Self Indulgence - Bring The Pain Moby - Flower NIN - Closer To God |
Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! |
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Orgy
- Fiction Ozma - Natalie Portman Prodigy - Out Of Space (Millenium Mix) RATM & Tool - Know Your Enemy Rob D - Clubbed To Death Skinned - Free Skinned Slayer - In The Name Of God Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss Spacehog - In The Meantime Spineshank - Strictly Diesel Sponge - Wax Ecstatic Taproot - Shine Travis - Turn Twista - Crooks County (Remix) Ultra-V - Playboy Mansion Union Underground - South Texas Death Ride Vertical Horizon - You're A God Wildchild - Renegade Master '98 Wumpscut - Slave To Evil Wyclef Jean - John 3:16 Zebrahead - Playmate Of The Year Zebrahead - What's Goin On |
Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! Get It Now! |
| Wha...? | 10.6-8.19AM |
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| "John,
shouldn't you be in school?" Yes, I should. But I am
sitting at home, because I feel like absolute criznap. I
can't wait to get the site up, I have so much stuff to
post, it's all stuff I found during the downtime, and
it's sitting here in a .txt file. Unfortunatley, I am not
allowed to post half of it. No gross pictures (wll, maybe
gore, but nothing sexual). I just get a kick out of
grossing you guys it. I love getting mails telling me
"You are so sick! What is wrong with you?"
It just kinda cracks me up. I'm downloading the new Blink182 album right now, entitled "The Mark, Tom, and Travis Show". It looks to me like this is just a collaboration of songs off of their older albums, with maybe one or two new tracks thrown in. So that's sort of a dissapointment, but then again, I'm not much of a Blink fan anyway. If you people with servers weren't such greedy bastards, I'd be able to post all these new albums I have on the site. But unfortunately, no one really wants to help out, and I'm sure as hell not going to pay money just to make MP3's available from my site, I will never spend money on this site. Don't worry, it's just as good without money coming out of my pocket. Well, I'm gonna go to school I guess. For those of you who are looking for somewhere to go, give Britney a visit, or check out File Not Found. I'm out. |
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| This Is A Suck! | 10.5-4.35PM |
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| I am so
sick of this. I have been getting detention almost every
single day in health class, over the most ridiculous
stuff. Today, we were taking a test, and I sighed, and
the teacher looked up and said "John,
detention." There were a buinch of kids
on the other side of the room talking, so I got pretty
mad, and I said "What about those kids?
They are all talking, and you don't do anything about it."
Well, he kicked me out of the room, and told me to take a
chair with me, and when I was leaving the room, the door
closed on it like halfway, and since I was frustrated I
yanked the chair really hard, and it made a really loud
metal clanging noise and hit the ground. He also gave me
a zero on the test... And it's such BS, because I didn't
do anything! I do things in that class that I could
be punished for, but I'm not a moron, so I don't get
caught. Just dumb things, like making an 'armpit fart'
when it is really quiet. But this is a different story, I
keep getting detentions for the dumbest stuff. I think it
is because I was the first one in the class to recieve a
detention, so they are paying extra attention to my every
move, and not really watching what everyone else is
doing. Life's not
fair. There's alot of jerk-offs in my school too, yet I haven't been in one fight yet. And this is my second year of school here. I think it is because I always back down, because I don't have the kind of 'support' here that I did at my school. Here, if I got in a fight, only a few kids would have my back, but at my old school, I would have had nothing to worry about. But today I was in a bad mood, and I walked past this fag in the cafeteria, and he made a comment, so I flicked him off, and now someone told me that the kid wants to fight me. School is so boring, I do have fun, but not nearly as much as I used to at... Well, you know what I'm going to say. Everyone has been talking about the show Jackass on MTV, but I haven't seen it. My parents blocked out MTV, because they don't want my lil' brother and sister feasting their "innocent" eyes on shows like Undressed. That really sucks for me, but hey, it's just another bad thing about living here. I have alot of great MP3's to upload, but the server that they are hosted on has been up and down for the past few days, plus, I am connecting at a very low speed, and it would take to long. But, I do have some good news... The site will be up within a week. No lie... Hopefully when it goes back up, I will have the same kind of support that I had before it went down. |
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| This Wasn't Supposed To Become A Daily Thing. | 10.2-8.21PM | |
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| I have
recieved several e-mails regarding the whereabouts of the
popular MP3 site known as "MP3 Crackhouse". The
site can now be found at the url crackclub.tripod.com. Why is
this site hosted by Tripod
anyway...?
I think I'll post some reader mail. Here is a mail regarding yesterday's post about little kid's smoking. I always enjoy getting feedback from my readers, so don't ever hesitate to mail me.
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| Whatever. | 10.1-2.42PM |
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| What the
hell is up with little kids smoking? I was out walking
home from church today and some kid, he couldn't have
been older then ten, comes up to me and asks me for a
cigarette. If I did smoke, I wouldn't let the little
bastard bum one off of me, because if his parents caught
him smoking, they'd ask where he got the cigarette, and
angry parents can't lead to anything but trouble, which I
have discovered on my own, on multiple occasions. Smoking
is so stupid... Personally, I don't smoke anything, but I
just don't see the point of it, I have tried it before,
and I just don't see the attraction. People get addicted
to it and end up with cancer, and I just think it is
retarted. I'm sure the majority of you will disagree with
me on this one, but I believe that I'm entitled to my
opinion, as you are to yours. So, if you see a little kid
smoking, run up to him and kick him in the stomach, then
run away. Then his parents will find him outside on the
ground crying, with a cigarette next to him, and he will
get caught! That oughta teach the little bastard a
lesson. This is so frustrating, I really hope I can get this site back up soon. I am watching all of my hits die, I am now getting like half as many as I was before, although it's not like I expeect you guys to keep coming here just to see the same thing that you saw yesterday, and the day before. I promise, when it's back up, it will have some new features, I'm not saying its going to be an all-new site, but it will be worth your time. So bare with me here, and keep on comin' back. Finally, a popular website, with a positive attitude... Wait a minute, what happened? Visit: [De-Railed.org | Eat At Joes | HalfHonk.com | Misunderstood] |
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| A New Update! | 9.28-5.17PM |
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| What have
I been up to? Not much, really. This page would be back
up right now, but my parents want me to wait a little
bit, and they know the url to my site, so if it were back
they'd probably find out one way or another. Anyway, I
just downloaded two new albums, "Warning" by
Green Day, and "Awake" by Godsmack.
I haven't listened to either one yet. Today at lunch we
were yelling stuff reeally loud, and when I want to be
loud, I am extremly loud... So of course, I got
caught, and now I have to sit on the other side of the
cafeteria for a day or two. It smells bad over there. The FDA approved this new pill... It's an abortion pill, known as mifepristone, and it is designed for use in the first 49 days of pregnancy. It keeps fetuses from attaching to the uterus by blocking the hormone progesterone. Obviously this has stirred up quite a bit of controversy, and I happen to to be strongly opposed to abortion. If you're gonna be doing that stuff, then use a condom, or stay away from sex altogether! Anyway, you can read the full article here. Wait a minute, this starting to look like a good 'ol John's Crawlspace post, isn't it? Well then, since I posted one interesting news story already, I guess it couldn't hurt to post a couple more. Hey, look! Monica Lewinsky has her own TV show! Yeah, I'm tempted to make a reference to oral sex here, but that is too predictable... Just click here to read about it, it's a short article anyway. Do gay couples deserve to have children? No, I'm not talking about adoption... It's actually possible. Look. And it looks like this guy could be the mascot! Maybe The Gay Bible has the answers... Yuck. Wow, this page has the longest url that I've ever seen. MICROSOFT HAXORIZES US AGAIN! They're killing all of our sperm too! I never understood why some people seem obsessed with duct tape... I don't think stuff like this is funny at all. Wow, exploding farts are fun. But lesbians are even more fun. Speaking of fun... Read this! |
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| Ahh, This Blows! | 9.25-5.37PM |
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| I am
kinda starting to miss updating my site all the time, it
was a pain sometimes, but at the same time it kept me
busy, now all I do is sit around and do next to nothing.
Anyway, I was gone all weekend. On Friday, I took off of
school, because my family was going on some kind of
retreat thing in Ohio. On the way there, we would have
been passing through New Cumberland (my old town) anyway,
so we stayed in a hotel there on Thursday night. I got to
see my friend Crystal on Thursday night, which was cool.
We just went out to eat, and then she had to go home
because it was a school night, and we didn't even get to
the hotel until like 9:00 to begin with. On Friday
morning, I had my mom wake me up at 5:30, so I could get
ready, cuz I was going to school with Crystal and some
other people. They all go to Cedar Cliff, the same school
i went to for my 9th grade year. We went out to eat
breakfast at a restaurant I used to work at (all of the
cooks and dishwashers are illegal aliens), and then we
went into school. I went to the office to ask for a
visitors pass, but they wouldn't give me one, because
they remembered who I was, and probably thought I would
cause trouble. So I just chilled in the halls until the
bell rand, and then I had to leave, which sucked, but I
got to see a ton of people, so it was pretty cool in that
aspect, since I haven't seen some of these people since I
moved. When I left the school, I just walked to a
McDonalds and called my parents from there to come get
me. That afternoon, we went to the retreat thing, which
was kinda boring, and then we left on Sunday, but didn't
get back here until 1:00 AM, so I am really freaking
tired right now, because I didn't get much sleep at all
last night. Damn, I never post
detailed stories about the occurences in my personal life
like that on this site... Don't worry, I'll try not to do
it again. Anyway, I hope to have the site back up soon, I just need to wait a lil' bit, my parents are still mad at me for what happened, so I need to wait for them to 'cool off', so to speak. Alot of people say 'Well how will they know if your site is up or not? Do it anyway!' Well, they know the URL, plus, I am actually listening to them for once, but when it's back up, it will be even better then it was when I had to take it down. That's all for now, I'll add some more MP3's later on. |
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| What's Goin On? | 9.17-3.12PM |
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| Well
folks, I did it again. I posted a picture, and got myself
into a little more touble then I was hoping for. Only
this time, I'm not a victim. I deserve the consequences
that I will recieve, and I think it's a sign of maturit
that I realize that. Maturity? John? No way.
How much fun would this site have been if I was mature?
Well, maybe we will find out. For now, I need to shut the
site down, but don't despair, something
will soon take it's place, whether it's a new site
altogether, or the same site, with a set of 'new morals'.
I guess you'll just have to come back and see for
yourself. So keep on checking back, this definitely isn't
the end, it's just a *temporary* pause. You can still
visit the site by clicking here, but
chances are I won't be updating it much, if at all. Please Note: To all of those individuals who linked my page, I would apprecciate it if you did not remove the link. This site is not down. I plan on doing something soon, so please help me keep that steady flow of traffic which has kept me motivated for so long. |
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