Parkingticket.com gaurantees that you won't have to pay for another parking ticket again, ever, if you use their service. Worth checking out, I guess?

The Cult Construction Set allows you to build your own religious cult within minutes! Cool?

Okay, what the hell is all this 'gancing' shit about? I was reading about this earlier in this month's issue of Stuff (which I got for free, of course) - But yeah, about that... Although the idea of grinding with another dude might sound awesome, I uh... Well, it seems a little too queer for my tastes, thanks.

Hey ladies - Click here for a free sample of "Venus Touch", it's 'intamacy cream for women'. How about a free "Tofutti Cutie"? This one is kinda cool... A free Grolsch Lager bottle opener, kinda cool lookin. Hmmm, what else... Here's a free four pound bag of Purina dog food, here's a free sample of KY warming liquid, here's a free demo of Front Mission 4 for PS2, here's a free Abe Lincoln poster (Awesome! Right?), here's a free stopwatch... Uh, take care of your colon, please. It's very important. If you were to have a colon emergency, you could be totally fucked, unless you went here beforehand and requested a free 911 cell phone. Optionally, some free OxiClean might come in handy to clean up any stains caused by your colon emergency. And there's a few more... free cologne sample, free Jew goodies, free Guinness stuff (for registering at their website),

I know I've linked to gasbuddy.com before, but it's a great site for finding the cheapest gas prices in your area, especially with gas prices still slowly but surely rising... And I heard this summer they're expected to go up another 30 cents or so.

Word... That's alot of fourties.

I'm sure some of you have heard of "easter eggs" in DVDs and video games. For the uninformed, an "easter egg" is the nickname given to something hidden that was put there on purpose but not super obvious, and is usually found by nerds and/or people with way too much time on their hands. As far as I know they're pretty commonly found in alot of DVDs and video games, but I definitely never heard of one found in a car... Interesting.

This site has links to the 46 best freeware utilities - There's some useful stuff on there.

Another handy site... You know how sometimes when you go to buy something online, you have the option of entering a promo/discount code? Well this site has tons of them, so next time you're gonna make an online purchase, you should check that site first. Dealhunting.com and passwird.com are similiar good sites. Anyway, that's it for now... Spring Break ends Monday meaning I have to go back to school tommorow, so I'm gonna get to bed.

Posted by John