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Woe to you, oh earth and sea. For the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short. Let him who has understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number. His number is 666. Iron Maiden, The Number Of The Beast Now I only recognize me in pictures taken long ago and all the changes simply haunt and never go away. Fuel, It's Come to This I bit my tongue and stood in line. I bought into what I was sold and ended up with nothing. You thought I was a little mouse. You thought you'd take me by surprise but now I'm here...burning down your house. This is not my idea of a good time. Garbage, Not My Idea Then one year you find ten years have gotten behind, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. Pink Floyd, Time OK... Just a little pin prick. There'll be no more aaahhh, but you may feel a little sick. Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb Hello... Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone at home? Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb New car, caviar, four star day dream, think I'll buy me a football team. Pink Floyd, Money Sweetheart are you fast asleep? Good, cause that's the only time I can really talk to you. Pink Floyd, The Hero's Return All that is now, all that is gone, all that's to come, and everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon. Pink Floyd, Eclipse Can't stop, lose job, mind gone, silicon. What bomb, get away, pay day, make hay. Break down, need fix, big six, clickity-click. Pink Floyd, Not Now John If you take your girlfriend out tonight, you better park the car well out of sight. Because if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks, they'll send you back to mother in a cardboard box. Pink Floyd, Run Like Hell One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces. Pink Floyd, One Of These Days You run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again. Pink Floyd, Time All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be. Pink Floyd, Breathe I've got a strong urge to fly, but I've got nowhere to fly to. Pink Floyd, Nobody Home If the cloud bursts thunder in your ear, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon. Pink Floyd, Brain Damage But in the town it was well known when they got home at night their fat psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives. Pink Floyd, The Happiest Days Of Our Lives Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, fritter and waste the hour in an off hand way. Pink Floyd, Time The universe is a machine where we have been placed, And like a machine the outcome can be known.All the battles have already been won or lost, All that is left is for you to choose your side. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony We are the future, the 21'st century dislexic, glue sniffing cyber-sluts with homicidal minds and handguns. Papa Roach |
| Mike Tyson |
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On Razor Ruddock: "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." "I payed a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox. He declined." "All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal. If Jesus were here I'd fight him, too." "I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain." At a press conferece before Lennox Lewis fight: "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." "I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain." "[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse’. I’m not a recluse." On Biggs: "He was screaming like my wife!" "I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your fucking ass" "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." "I just want to conquer people and their souls" "I'll fuck you in the asshole you punk ass white boy. I'll fuck you in the ass you coward, you bitch. You fucking faggot!" "You're just scared like a little white pussy. I'll fuck you till you love me, you faggot!" "If Lewis tries to intimidate me again I will put a bullet in his skull." On parental responsibility: "I like doing other things. I like getting high, hanging out with my kids. I like drinking." "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man - My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children - Praise be to Allah!" |
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Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. Naked Gun 2 1/2 I'm only here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer. Dazed and Confused Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?! Happy Gilmore The price is wrong, bitch! Happy Gilmore Like a midget in a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes. Naked Gun 33 1/3 Hate is baggage, life's too short to be pissed off all the time, its just not worth it. American History X I fart in your general direction! Monty Python and the Holy Grail Bravely bold Sir Robin, brough forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to being mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes carved out, and his elbows broken. To have his knee cut split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis... Monty Python and the Holy Grail Man I love them high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do. Dazed & Confused If you want to be worshipped, go to India and moo. Quiz Show We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives. We have been raised by television to believe that we'll be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't be. And we're very, VERY pissed off. Fight Club This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time! Fight Club I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have. Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump chloroflourocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore wells. I wanted to kill all the fish I couldn't afford to eat, and smother the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted the whole world to hit bottom. I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species and every whale or dolphin that gave up and ran itself aground. Don't think of it as extinction. Think of it as downsizing. Fight Club The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you've lost everything that you are free to do anything. Fight Club We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives Fight Club Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look once in awhile, you could miss it. Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
| The Simpsons |
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Fat tony is the cancer of this city, and I am the... What cures cancer? Chief Wiggum Your great-uncle Horace had a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Of course, one day he put his theory into use, and it took thirty U.S. Marshalls to bring him down. Marge Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Homer Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! Homer Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Homer Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. Homer Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No! Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal! Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal. Mr. Burns (Golfing with Homer): Use an open-faced club! A sand wedge! Homer: Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich. For once, somebody may call me "Sir" without adding, "...you're making a scene." Homer Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, could you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat products. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, Home boy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Ah, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room! Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is. Homer Homer: Oh, Lord! Why do You mock me? Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's a waffle Bart stuck to the ceiling. (Marge pries the waffle off the ceiling.) Homer: Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but... (munch munch munch) mmm... sacrelicious. |
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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide. Chris Hubbock, who shot herself during a broadcast Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored. Last words of George Saunders Why yes -- a bulletproof vest. James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad. Go away... I'm alright. Last words of H. G. Wells Friends applaud, the comedy is over. Last words of Ludwig von Beethoven. They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... General Sedgewick, killed at the Spotsylvania battle 1864, imprudently looking over the parapet at the enemy lines. And now I am officially dead. American politician, removed the oxygine-tube from his mouth. Don't worry! It's not loaded. Terry Kath, rockmusician, played russian roulette. Either this wallpaper goes, or I do! Oscar Wilde on his deathbed. I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man. Che Guevara, facing his assassin. Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. Karl Marx 18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record. Dylan Thomas Tell them I said something. Poncho Gonzalos So, you are a cannibal? Priyanka Bomb Please, stay back. This thing could hurt someone... Bill Dwyer, at a press conference, before putting a loaded revolver into his mouth and firing. Somebody give me a match so I can see where the gas is coming from! Words spoken during a power outage. |
| Miscellaneous |
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He used to always talk about some devil or something was in him, you know, and he didn't have any control over it, he didn't know what made him act the way he acted and what made him say the things he said, and songs ... Just came out of him. --Fayne Pridgon, former girlfriend of Jimi Hendrix The Constitution is many things to many people, but they do not serve it well, those who thoughtlessly invoke its words to defend their every word. --Virginia Senator Paul Trible [Elvis Presley is an] unspeakably untalented and vulgar young entertainer. -Syndicated Critic John Crosby We like to live life to the fullest, and if that means driving your car into a wall at 70 miles per hour or doing three chicks at once, that's OK with us. -Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue) We learned more from a three-minute record than we ever learned in school. -Bruce Springsteen You must have chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star." -Friedrich Nietzsche We first fought the heathens in the name of religion, then Communism, and now in the name of drugs and terrorism. Our excuses for global domination always change. -Serj Tankian, System Of A Down (Vocalist) Drugs didn't ruin my life... John's Crawlspace did. -Doug "Fro" Major When I joined the millitary homosexuality was illegal, then it was optional. I'm leaving before it becomes mandatory! -Anonymous USAF LTC Women are like a hurricane, they come in wet and wild, but when they leave, they take your house, car, and all your personal belongings. -J. Smith He who knows nothing is nearer to the truth than that whose mind is filled with falsehood and error. -Unknown Columbine High School was a good school and will continue to be a good school. -Frank DeAngelis (Principal of Columbine HS) I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it. -Bobby Knight Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. -Dave Barry Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -Abraham Lincoln When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. -Thomas Jefferson I may not believe in what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. -Voltaire If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -Abraham Lincoln My life is like a porno movie, without the sex. -Unknown If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. -Clint Eastwood I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but another kept reminding me, "Howard, you are a veterinarian." -Dick Wilson I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. -Unknown The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor sons-of-bitches die for theirs. -George Patton A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." -Unknown I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix -Dan Quayle In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. -Jack Handy |