John’s Crawlspace

What happens when two white kids from the suburbs get drunk and go wandering aimlessly through Philadelphia? In this clip, we came across this guy who was playing songs on his flute for people, and… Well, I couldn’t resist. Keep in mind that there were people everywhere while I was doing this. Oh yeah, and at the end, I almost accidentally hit the guy in the face – You’ll see what I mean.

This was taped the day after the clip above, we went into the city again, and since driving was abad idea, we took public transportation. There are always weirdos on there, but I just happened to have my video camera with me for once this time. All the other people on the trolley were cracking up, and at one point in the video, the lady sitting behind the guy is laughing so much that she has to get up and move – Just watch it.

Sean, Ed, Kyle and I shooting guns at Ed’s Dad’s house – Coldest day ever.

Some party we went to, somewhere in New Jersey. A bunch of different people were taping things, so some of this was taped by me, some by my friends, and some by people I will most likely never see again. Unfortunately, when you’re drunk, you don’t realize that “nightshot” isn’t needed when you’re in a well-lit house, so most of this video doesn’t have color, but it’s not a big deal.

Just doing the routine, nothing special. I remember that day though, it was hot as shit in that garage.

A “confrontation” at a party in Shippensburg over the summer (2002) – I don’t even remember but apparently I had said something about this girl and she flipped out on me. My drunken attempt to come up with a lie was kinda funny.

We were in Capital City Mall, and Kyle walked up to some squirrely-looking guy in KB Toys, and just started videotaping him. I was standing right there when he did it, and it was hilarious because they both stared right at each other for so long, neither of them looked away for even a second, and you can tell the guy was aboutto start crying or flip out. About five minutes afterwards, we were in Spencers, and the guy came up to the group of us and said something like, “you know, it’s illegal to videotape someone without their permission.” I’m not sure why, but I flipped out on him, and told him how dumb he was for letting us tape him, and then coming to us afterwards and telling us not to do it. Too bad we didn’t get that part on tape.

Ryan, imitating what his ex-girlfriend sounded like on the phone.

We made a gravity bong and packed it with tobacco. This is disgusting.

Keith was passed out drunk so Nick decided to teach him a lesson. What that lesson was, I don’t know, but this is pretty funny regardless.

I actually needed to hollow out this TV for an art project I was doing, so we had some fun with it. I’ve broken TV screens before and they were never as hard as this one was, different kinds of glass I guess.

Chops flew off of this ramp three times. We only got a good shot of it the third time he did it though, because the first two times the camera wasn’t ready.

We went to New York for the day, most of the funny stuff that happened didn’t get filmed, thank god this did though.

Alex needed to go to the drug store to buy some feminine products, we decided to follow her and capture the magic on film.